This Zhenguan is a bit silly
Chapter 3
What do you have to learn as a traverser?
Don't ask!
Ask is the learning material for the Ten Gs.
Although I haven't learned much myself.
Fang Chengen squinted his eyes and began to carefully search for the learning materials in his head that had almost forgotten, the complex information made his head feel like a mess, and everything was a mess.
There's a way.
It is the late autumn season of the fourth year of Zhenguan.
In this era of scarcity of materials, there are not many fresh vegetables to eat in autumn and winter, and there are only a few kinds of lettuce and carrots.
At this moment, if a new vegetable appears, wouldn't it be able to make a steady profit.
Just do it.
Thinking of this, Fang Chengen immediately instructed Xiao Teng and said: "You go find a quiet room for Young Master Ben, and a few pottery urns filled with half a jar of fine sand come over......
Xiao Teng was puzzled: "Young Master, what are you doing here?"
Fang Chengen slapped the back of Xiao Teng's head with a wave of his little hand: "Hurry up and get ready, you can know about Young Master Ben!"
Xiao Teng left, slipping away.
Only Fang Chengen was left to continue to return to the small courtyard to think about life.
Just as he was thinking about marrying the princess, an urgent call woke him from the joy of entering the cave room.
"Young master, it's not good, the second young master of the Fang family is here!" Xiao
Teng's dog thing was like a lost dog, and he crawled into the small courtyard.
"Young master, it's not good, the young master of the Fang family brought a lot of people to Zhuangzi, and he was stopped at the head of the village, clamoring to let the young master go out to talk, young master, you must not go out, the villain is dead, and he will protect the safety of the young master."
Fang Chengen squinted at Xiao Teng, looking at him as if he was looking at an idiot.
Just your waste dim sum still protects me, I'm afraid that you will be the first to run away if you fight.
Fang Chengen, who lived in his previous life, was an avid martial arts enthusiast.
When he was young, he learned Chinese art with a mysterious master, of course, not the lightning five consecutive whips and Tai Chi immeasurable waves, but real fighting skills. In the year he graduated from college, he studied mad dog boxing in-depth and hard.
During this time, he stayed in his small courtyard not only to think about life, but also to exercise in his spare time.
This body is too weak, and even after these days of training, it still hasn't reached the level he is satisfied with.
Although he has not seen Fang Yiai, according to his limited historical knowledge, this guy's father is a literati, and it is impossible to teach him some tricks on the battlefield, and Fang Chengen feels that it is not a big problem.
"You're afraid of a hammer, go now, go with
Young Master Ben to meet this cuckold king for a while!" Xiao Teng was a little confused, and subconsciously asked: "Young Master, do we still have a cuckold king in Datang?" It doesn't seem to have this title!"
At this moment, Xiao Teng suddenly shouted, rushed towards Fang Chengen, hugged Fang Chengen's thigh, and pleaded: "Young master, young master, you can't go, young master, the second young master of the Fang family has brought a lot of people...... Young master, if the little one lets you go, if the uncle arrives, he will kill the little one...... Woo woo woo ...... "
Fang Chengen's face was very ugly, and he kicked Xiao Teng to the side.
"Get out of the way for Young Master Ben!" Seeing
that he couldn't stop his own young master, Xiao Teng got up from the ground with a bone, looked around, gritted his teeth, picked up the wooden stick placed on the side, and followed the young master's footsteps as if he were dead.
Today, if that Fang bereaved love still dares to beat the young master, he will fight with him.
When I came to the head of the village, I saw the one-armed old butler and a group of people confronting each other from a distance.
"It is estimated that Steward Wang quarreled with the Second Young Master of the Fang Family, young master, look, the one wearing the green robe over there is the Second Young Master Fang, do you remember?" Xiao Teng pointed to a young man with a tiger's back and explained to Fang Chengen.
Fang Chengen looked at Fang Yiai, and was about to go over there, a pair of good-looking eyebrows wrinkled slightly, just this guy who looks like a black blind man is the legendary cuckold Wang Fang's beloved, just your appearance, crooked melons and cracked dates, no wonder Gao Yang looks down on you and puts a hat on you!
"Oh, young master, you can't go, you can't go!" Xiao Teng immediately grabbed Fang Chengen, the current Fang Chengen can't appear, otherwise he will be seen by the second son of the house, and he doesn't know what terrible things will happen.
"What are you afraid of, let's stay away first, and listen to how they quarrel!" Fang Chengen said and dragged him forward.
When I came to a big willow tree not far from the two groups of people, I saw that the two groups of people were arguing and lively.
"Your young master took three or five people to beat my young master, you are still reasonable. "
Phew, that fool of your family, my young master beat him to give him face
!" "I'm sorry, your young master is ugly!" "I
...... I ......, "The housekeeper didn't know why, and unconsciously glanced at his young master, damn, he was really ugly, and after missing two teeth, he was even uglier."
Fang Chengen stood not far away and bared his teeth, ashamed of the lack of words of the Tang people.
The housekeeper is not good, he actually attacked him personally, isn't the cuckold king ugly, you can't say it to be a tact, for example, you look sorry for the society and so on, you should really throw it into the old ladies of later generations to learn and learn, the essence of retreat and retreat.
"Hey, it's been a while, it's time to do it, it's not that everyone in Guanzhong is bloody, it's so boring to argue.
Fang Chengen stood not far away, and he was still looking at it vigorously at first, but after looking at it for a while, he felt bored.
"Young master, don't talk ......
" "Where is that fool!" At this moment, Fang Yi's beloved found Fang Chengen, who was standing not far away watching the excitement, and immediately shouted out.
And everyone in the Fang family all turned their heads to look in Fang Chengen's direction and glared at him angrily.
This is still a fool of the Fang family, it seems that this guy is not only not stupid, but also shrewd
! Knowing that others are fighting and hiding from the side to watch the excitement, do you dare to say that this is a fool's doing?
Fool, that dog thing actually said that Young Master Ben is a fool!
Forget it, it is all the sins created by the original owner, forgive him.
"Are you a fool?" Fang Yiai pushed aside everyone and came closer, looking at Fang Chengen and asking suspiciously.
How does this guy feel different from when he beat him a few days ago, looking at this look, Fang Yiai suspects that this guy has changed people, and it doesn't look like a fool should have at all.
Well,
the identity of a fool is good, a fool is not illegal to kill, you are envious, it's useless
! Fang Chengen nodded, looked at Fang Yiai very seriously and said: "I'm a fool! Hello, Cuckold King!"
What is the matter with the hat king?
Obviously, Fang Yiai didn't understand this stalk in the future, raised his chest and raised his head, with an expression that I was very embarrassed to mess with, and questioned Fang Chengen.
"Don't talk nonsense, what about a fool, broke my two front teeth, tell me, how should this matter be calculated?"
"What, I don't know!" Fang Chengen shook his head and denied it, with an expression that it was not me, you admitted that you were wrong.
That's what a fool did, his consciousness has disappeared, and now standing in front of you is the new Fang Chengen, as the so-called wronged debtor has the owner, you have the ability to go to the Lord of Yama to find the original owner and ask him what he should do!
"Do you want to play tricks?" When Fang Chengen heard Fang Chengen say this, he became even more angry.
Since he was knocked out of his front teeth, he has had a terrible time in the past few days, not only is it very troublesome to eat, but even his speech is leaky, and he has been laughed at when he walks in Chang'an City.
"Then what do you say!
" "Lose money, two hundred yuan
!" "If you don't want money, you won't give it if you want your life!" Fang
Chengen leaned against the big willow tree, looking like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.
Fang Yiai looked at him like this, and the anger that could have been suppressed could not be suppressed completely this time.
"I'll kill you!"
Fang Yiai punched Fang Chengen's front door.
"Dare to beat our young master, kill them......" As soon as the Fang family's subordinates saw that Fang Yiai had moved, their own young master was about to be beaten, and then the soldiers were divided into two ways, one was led by a one-armed housekeeper to rush to the Fang family's subordinates, and the other pair outflanked Fang Yiai under the leadership of Xiao Teng.
Facing Fang Yiai's cannon punch, Fang Chengen just tilted his head slightly and dodged.
This kind of dodging practice, he has practiced countless times in the gym.
Immediately afterwards, in Fang Yiai's puzzled gaze, he saw Fang Chengen's two feet probing continuously, his body swaying from side to side, a standard boxing posture in the future.
In Chang'an City, there are many fights with gentlemen, Fang Yiai has extreme confidence in his fighting skills, and he picks up Wang Baquan as soon as he blows it.
Several attacks in a row were dodged by Fang Chengen or blocked with his arms.
Squint and look at the performance of your subordinates, ah, it's not bad, there are two guys who are so fierce, and they actually hit three of them.
Look at Fang Yiai's love again, it's a shame, it's a big gasp.
"Let me ask you something, has anyone ever told you ......
" "If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools!"
Is he insulting me?
My father, Fang Xuanling, is a leader among scholars.
Although I'm not as good as my eldest brother, I don't understand this at all!
Fang Chengen shouted: "This means, don't pretend to be a big cow, go home and practice and come back!"
After saying that, he turned around and kicked his legs, and kicked out.
"Even, yes, even, even ......!" In
the next second, Fang Yiai was like a gorilla that had been castrated, her thighs were clamped, her calves were separated, her feet were inward, her body was bent unconsciously, her eyes were looking at the sky blankly, her mouth was big, but she couldn't make a little sound.
Bang!
Another cannon punch hit.
Fang Yiai used his face to take Fang Chengen's heavy punch.
It was dark for a while, and Fang Yiai only felt that the sun in the sky was actually circling in circles, which was too interesting.
What's going on in this mouth, how can there be something?
Fang Yiai, who fell straight upright, couldn't have imagined that it was his only two lower incisors that he swallowed in shame.
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