My youth love story can't be so scumbag

My youth love story can't be so scumbag Author: Braised fish is very salty

【brief introduction】

"I like you! Please date me!"

"Sorry, I like paper figures."

The way of rejecting the pot with the two-thorn newt is really the behavior of the younger brother of the scum, and the scum point +1

"Sorry, I'm actually a pervert."

The scum with perverted self-explosion attributes can already be called a young driver who is familiar with the road in the scum class, and the scum point +5

"Sorry, I like your girlfriend."

As expected of a high-level scum who is good at destroying girls' friendship, why don't you die with a mind full of Beijing bugs!Scum Point +99

"Sorry, I'm a scumbag."

"Woooooooo..."

The scum that makes girls cry is the real scum, scum points +999...

Chapter 1 I'm a scumbag

In April, everything recovers, and the grass grows and the warblers fly.

On the winding bluestone road in the campus, cherry blossoms slowly fall at a speed of five centimeters per second.

Under a vicissitudes of the old cherry tree, the girl held the two corners of the heart-shaped love letter sealed with red wax, and respectfully bowed ninety degrees.

"Tang Yi boots, I love you!"

I bit my tongue.

"Who are you?"

Looking at the petite long-haired girl in a British-style uniform, Tang Yi felt nothing in his heart.

"Ah?" The girl who reacted immediately raised her head, but because she bent too far just now, her sudden movement led to lack of oxygen and her face flushed, as if the reddest clouds in the afternoon sky had dissolved into a pool.

The girl looked at Tang Yi in a daze, trembling for a long time and finally said, "I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm An Xin from Class [-] of the first year. The reason why I called Tang Yi's senior suddenly is... I want to confess my love." That's right, I like, like senior, please accept this!"

Finally said it, although the process was tortuous.

An Xin stroked her chest, and took this confession process as a ppt task assigned by the teacher. After completing it, she felt relieved, but it turned out to be secondary.

"An Xin..."

"Here!" An Xin blurted out, and when she realized that she had lost her composure, her shame and anger reached her ears.

But Tang Yi tried hard to think about the name An Xin, and it took a long time before he came up with a specific impression.

As a first-year freshman, An Xin is very well-known in the whole school. Although she is only petite at 1.5 meters four and her bust is AA, her baby-fat cheeks and big eyes like a lake in fairy tales add to her good looks. Not much, coupled with the natural healing smile, after comprehensive consideration, it can definitely be regarded as a cute and beautiful girl.

I remember that in a poll of the school's dead house, An Xin made a sudden breakthrough and broke into the top ten of the "characters I most want to be lovers".

Therefore, for ordinary people, the answer is obvious. If such a cute girl confesses to herself, no matter how gloomy the campus life is, it can be graffitied into a sweet rose color.

However, I refuse.

Tang Yi adjusted the non-existent glasses: "Sorry, although I am very touched, I still allow me to refuse."

"Ah?" An Xin had considered the possibility of failure before, so An Xin wasn't very surprised, "Can, can you tell me why?"

"I like cardboard people."

Tang Yi stared solemnly.

"I know, Two-dimensional, right?" Although she was directly rejected, An Xin was not depressed, and even thought that she could save her again, "I knew before that senior Tang Yi is the president of the school's manga research club. , if this is the case, it is completely understandable to have some two-dimensional hobbies! Just like my liking to watch soap operas, they are all personal hobbies that don’t require grudges!”

"I hate soap operas."

"Then I won't watch it again!" An Xin promised resolutely.

How humble is the one you have a crush on, and you know how cold and warm you are.

"Not only do I like paper figures, but I also write love letters to anime heroines." Tang Yi looked serious.

"...Isn't this kind of thing very common? It doesn't matter. This just shows that senior Tang Yi is a perceptual and focused person!"

"I lick the screen a lot."

"...It's only because you love enough to do this kind of thing, it's, it's also very reasonable." An Xin could no longer look directly at the handsome senior Tang Yi in front of her.

Some people look elegant and easy-going on the surface, but actually lick the paper figurine behind their backs.

But bear with it!Love is unreasonable.

"I will still face the paper man's social security."

"...social security?" An Xin smiled without tears.

Tang Yi finally opened up the conversation box: "It's about being in heat with beautiful anime girls, making such indescribable, white, muddy and splashing movements. To be honest, I can't socially protect girls in three dimensions now. After all, I'm 20 An old woman who started to go downhill at the age of [-] can't get into the eyes of a noble Two-dimensional like me."

Map cannon, fully open!

"This, this..." Usually this kind of rhetoric is enough to dissuade any admirer, but An Xin's tenacity makes people feel distressed, "But it is a virtual world after all, senior Tang Yi should not get too involved, estrus or something... too much Exaggerated."

"That can't be done, Two-dimensional is all I have, whoever breaks my wife's wings, I will destroy his whole heaven!"

"Then I'll try not to mind... is that okay?"

It's just mental cheating, it's just mental cheating...

An Xin tried hard to convince herself in her head.

"Then don't bother me when I play games."

Tang Yi gave An Xin some hope, after all, he is not a devil.

"Huh? It means... I got it!" An Xin smiled through tears, "How many days does the senior play games?"

"24 hours a day."

"..." The last gleam of light in An Xin's eyes disappeared.

"And, if we're together, you can't blame me even if I cheated on you."

"Of course not!"

An Xin turned from aggrieved to righteous indignation, but still suppressed the rising anger.

"Why? A wife is a wife, a girlfriend is a girlfriend, honey and honey don't have to be the same person, you are all my wings!"

"Shut up!" An Xin, whose three views had collapsed, finally burst into tears, picked up the love letter and threw it on Tang Yi's face, shouting, "I didn't believe it at first, but now I know, you really are a scum! "

These two words precisely defined Tang Yi's nature.

While An Xin was crying and running away, an ethereal voice sounded in Tang Yi's head.

[The dead house is really disgusting, the greasy narcissistic scum who plays with girls' feelings should be bombarded to death by anti-aircraft guns!Scum point +15. 】

"It's all about this kind of sake, but only 15 scum points are added. Where is the difference between me and Ji Lingchen?" Tang Yi sighed helplessly.

Two years ago, Tang Yi traveled from the original earth to this parallel world and became a male high school student in Huaxia Kingdom, Yanjing City, Lanyue Private High School. Tang Yi has maintained the frequency of being confessed by more than single digit girls every month. There are love letters, phone calls, and even wall dongs, all kinds of operations.

For this, Tang Yi felt very tired, and couldn't help scolding the thief God: Why is my popularity with women so good!

Wait...don't urinate on me!

Tang Yi didn't say hello, and now he can really be called a super high school-level beautiful boy.

Clear pupils, a straight nose, and the combination of correct facial features make Tang Yi look extraordinarily handsome and natural. Although he does not conform to the traditional Chinese character face and eight-character eyebrows, he is still a clean and sunny young man.

However, no matter how handsome he is, it doesn't matter. Unlike other traversers with invincible golden fingers who kill decisively and take over the harem, Tang Yi is assigned the scum system.

That's right, it's a scumbag system that hurts women's feelings and earns points. Sounds like a beast, right?

Then, the operation of this ghost animal system is very simple, and it only needs a short period of meditation to evoke various numerical panels in your mind.

For example now...

[Tang Yi: Low-level scum (ordinary eyes will be regarded as scum by the opposite sex as a sign of adultery, it is really troublesome to live in this world, uncle policeman)]

[Charm value: 99 (Although he is a scumbag, it does not affect being chased by an ignorant girl, it is really the aura of the protagonist in Zone 0)]

[Combat power: 1.5 geese (as the name suggests, it is a weak chicken that will lose to two geese, and when it is a little boy, it may be beaten by a rich woman)]

[Scum value: 234 points (as the scum host chosen by this system, you are far from enough)]

……

Although unlike other systems, if the fixed tasks are not completed, the existence or masculinity will be obliterated, but the scum system has a bottom line that cannot be touched, which is also the direct reason why Tang Yi has no relationship with love.

[If you do something that does not conform to the scum attribute, the scum value will be reduced by the corresponding number of points after the system judges. Once the scum value drops to zero, Tang Yi's life characteristics will disappear directly. In a word, dog licking is not allowed Damn! 】

Chapter 2 Oh Huh, You Lose

"You rejected An Xin?!"

The hog-killing wail came from Tang Yi's best friend Zhou Yu. Although his name had the same pronunciation as Zhou Yu, the famous general of the Three Kingdoms, his demeanor was not a little bit different. Rather than saying that Zhou Yu was Tang Yi's best friend, it was better to say that Zhou Yu had been assigned to him for more than ten years. The fate of a class is the same as that of Two-dimensional, who is the only member of the Manga Research Club.

This guy with dyed brown hair is of medium build but unexpectedly strong. Like most harem male second boys, he is constantly noisy and energetic. He knows all the campus gossip and has a lot of useless cold knowledge.As friends, it was a bit noisy, but when Tang Yi thought about the tragic fate of this guy who was 100% a wingman, a humanoid self-propelled opposite-sex insulator, not bad-looking but without a girlfriend, for some reason, a trace of sympathy ignited in his heart.

"Speak as you speak, why are you yelling so loudly?"

Because the girls in the class cast strange gazes, Tang Yi, who was worried about being affected, pushed away Zhou Yu's face, which was getting closer and closer, and stared at An Xin's love letter with his eyes wandering.

He didn't tell anyone about his refusal of An Xin's confession, and he said that because of Zhou Yu's mysterious source of information.Forget it, it's better to return the love letter to An Xin to stop the loss. After all, I can't disappoint the love that I don't know how long.

"Hearing this tone, it really is true!" Zhou Yu was even more excited when he was confirmed, and he got up from his seat and asked Tang Yi, "You actually did such a foolish thing that wastes everything! You must know that An Xin was arranged by me' Most Wanted to Be a Lover Character' Top [-]!"

"You initiated the list of poor girls targeted by the pervert!" Tang Yi was startled.

"It's not a pervert, it's a gentleman." Zhou Yu pushed his black-rimmed glasses and said, "Leaving this aside, are you serious?"

"Of course, if you don't like it, you must refuse it. If you agree irresponsibly, is that a human being?"

As soon as Tang Yi finished speaking, there was a burst of boos around, and the content of contempt mixed in it was estimated to be beyond the limit.

"I really don't understand why you can't even look down on a beautiful girl like classmate An Xin." Zhou Yu's voice overflowed with regret, his glasses glowed white, and he added to himself, "The baby is fat." The face, the cute canine teeth, the big watery eyes, and the petite chest that looks like a fried poached egg. Except that she is a little older and not a primary school student, in other aspects, she is simply a top-quality dill that is delicate and easy to push down. Lee!"

"Shut up! You pervert who only controls lolitas below the fourth grade!" Tang Yi wanted to run away quickly. If he got the aura of pervert, he might become a real pervert himself. The handsome man who rejects girls with Two-dimensional still has to follow Draw a line with Two-dimensional annoying dead house.

"It's not a pervert, it's a loli...a gentleman."

"Did you just say Lolicon?"

"I do not have."

"Do you think our people's police will believe your nonsense!"

There is a reason why Zhou Yu couldn't find a girlfriend in Lanyue Private High School, which pays attention to the cultivation of students' personality and allows love, and in the liberal arts experimental class where there are only five boys and the rest are all girls. YY loli all day long, open mouth and shut up is the pervert of 'social security social security'.

"Social Security Social Security!"

Come again and again.

"By the way, there are so many girls who have confessed to you, why do you refuse?" Zhou Yu lowered his body, took two steps back, and asked in horror, "Could it be that you..."

To be honest, this problem has troubled Zhou Yu for more than a year.

And the reason why they have known each other for more than ten years but only troubled them for one year is because before entering high school, to be precise, it was the summer vacation after the high school entrance examination, Tang Yi changed from an ordinary handsome house to a cute male god. It's like a different person, obviously the change in facial features is not exaggerated, but suddenly the temperament of wanting to fall in love with him is almost invincible.

"Don't worry, I want to have sex with him even if it's not some stinky fish and rotten shrimp." Knowing what kind of ivory Zhou Yu wanted to vomit, Tang Yi turned his head away, not wanting to entangle this topic anymore, and looked out of the window where even the air seemed to be rose-colored , infinite regret.

Although I have traveled to a livable parallel world, love is completely allowed, community life is rich, and weekends, weekends and holidays are also closed alone. It can be said that the moon world in Huaxia Kingdom is the roundest, but...

But why can I only get along with this slutty nerd!

Desperate, desperate for this world where good-looking people can't have girlfriends.

When Tang Yi looked up at the 45-degree sky melancholy, a sudden "Oh hoo!" disrupted his thoughts, accompanied by a dangerous aura.

"Luo Siyu!" Although no one asked him, Zhou Yu still explained KY's essence, "The famous super top student in Lanyue Private High School, the classic beauty with black straight and long, all the boys voted anonymously" the best I want to be the No.2 of lover character'!"

Zhou Yu's introduction was basically accurate, but he did not specifically describe Luo Siyu's outstanding appearance.

Exquisite and flawless face exuding a bookish spirit, eyes rippling like water, long black hair hanging down like thorns in an old castle, coupled with a tall and graceful figure and well-proportioned slender legs, all girls in the school are rare exist.

It's a pity that it's a bitch.