My youth love story can't be so scumbag

"Ah? Classmate Zhou Yu, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand at all." Luo Siyu raised a strand of black hair at the base of her ears, slightly closed her eyebrows, and showed a characteristic smile.

No. 2? Which coquettish bitch is No.1!Actually above me... no, I can't lose, what do these greasy and fat nerds (representing the character's personal point of view) know?It must have been seduced by the dirty Noko's ass.

I laughed so hard, these virgins.

"Hee hee..." Zhou Yu rubbed the back of his head and said with a smirk, "Is student Luo Siyu looking for us?"

Who is looking for you, shut up, pig!

After coping with Zhou Yu with a cheap smile, Luo Siyu turned his attention to Tang Yi who was looking at the air. This handsome man who didn't say "ohhh" to himself had a melancholy and mysterious aura. no the same.

Hmm, that's right, it's the protagonist's halo.

Tang Yi couldn't help complaining in his heart.

Although there were many opportunities to say "oh hoo" to Luo Siyu and break the flag between them, Tang Yi couldn't do it anyway. On the one hand, it came from Tang Yi's stubborn and arrogant personality. In fact, this is nonsense, the problem is The point is, "Oh hoo" will deduct the scum value!

For a week, Tang Yi didn't earn any scum value from Luo Siyu, and he almost got tricked many times. It can be said that in this class, Luo Siyu is his most feared enemy.

In the battle of masters, the outcome depends on a single thought, and the one who "oh hoo" first loses.

"Tang Yitong..."

"I don't know, I don't have time, let's talk about it next time."

Chapter 3 Want it?

"What are you perfunctory, bastard?" Zhou Yu was dumbfounded by Tang Yi's attitude. Luo Siyu, as the dazzling goddess in the class, is a supreme gift even if it's a favor to talk to him. How can there be no gratitude to Dade reason.After all, according to the thinking of dog licking, being courteous and praising are all normal behaviors, and it is strange not to lick.

"Yeah." Tang Yibai glanced at Zhou Yu and told him that this was perfunctory.

"Sorry Tang Yi, I didn't expect me to disturb you." Seeing that Tang Yi didn't pay attention to her, Luo Siyu frowned, lowered her head slightly at a fifteen-degree angle, and bit her lips lightly, feeling aggrieved. The sense of sight is ready to come out, "Do you...hate me?"

"No."

It's okay to be annoying, but it doesn't have to be.

Although Tang Yi has seen through the essence of Luo Siyu's showmanship and black belly, it does not mean that he can despise her in terms of personality, because everyone has their own attitude towards life, and no one can accuse and interfere with her.So according to this logic, even scum can be cleansed, right?

"How could he hate it! This guy is just born with a bad face and blindness." Zhou Yu pressed Tang Yi's head and reminded him with a smile, "Really, Ah Yi."

Hey, I'm so tired.

"Listen, Zhou Yu and Tang Yi seem to have a good relationship?" Luo Siyu smiled, looked at Tang Yi, and at the same time hated Zhou Yu furiously in her heart. how long?

"...Yeah! Although Tang Yi and I don't seem to be in harmony, we are also close friends for more than ten years, as close as brothers! Right, Yi?" Although this is ridiculous, Zhou Yu vaguely felt Luo Siyu is somewhat interested in Tang Yi.If this is the case, won't there be more opportunities to talk to Goddess Luo Siyu if you get closer to Tang Yi?

What a little genius I am!

"This is the worst time Tang Yi has been hacked."

Tang Yi didn't want to buy it at all.

"You bastard, can you stop tearing down the stage!" Zhou Yu pulled Tang Yi's clothes and almost got into a fight with him.

"..." Tang Yi knew that it was all for this kind of thing, and there was a high probability that he couldn't avoid it, so he had to push away Zhou Yu's tired acceptance, and took the initiative to provoke the topic, "So what's the matter with you?"

Bingo!Sure enough, no one can refuse me, Zhou Yu is still useful, why don't you treat him as my slave to attack Tang Yi and make him "oh hoo" to me?Anyway, this kind of guy is easy to use and has no complaints.

The corner of Luo Siyu's mouth raised an inconspicuous arc, but he quickly hid the change of expression, and then said generously: "Actually, there is one thing, that is... the school recently had a basketball league between classes, Do you require ten people from each class to participate in the age competition? In our class, the remaining three boys have agreed to start. We only need to find another person, and then randomly apply for five substitute places, so there is no need to abstain. "

"Oh..." Tang Yi nodded expressionlessly. The school did have a campus basketball game recently. The eight classes of each grade were eliminated by lottery. It seems that there are only five, and there is a weak chicken with a combat power of 1.5 goose mixed in, of course there is no need to fight.However, wasn't it agreed to abstain, why did he suddenly decide to participate?Also, Luo Siyu's calculation is a bit strange, right?

Tang Yi, who was at a loss, had no choice but to pick up the latest topic and asked suspiciously: "Isn't there only four if you add one more starter?"

"Hmm..." Luo Siyu paused, squinted his eyes, raised an index finger and put it on his soft lips, and said playfully, "The other starter is me."

"..."

Is it finally going to scourge the basketball circle?

Tang Yi knew Luo Siyu's purpose at a glance. A literary girl who had never shown any interest in basketball and only knew that excessive exercise would stain her makeup suddenly wanted to participate in a school-wide basketball game. set?

However, after thinking about it carefully, Tang Yi realized that there was nothing wrong with it. After all, Luo Siyu's current fan base is a bit monotonous. Apart from Wen Qing who likes smart girls and nerds who can't resist cuteness, there are no other types. Supported by her support group, and the vulgar title of Goddess of Otaku, or the even more vulgar school flower title, cannot satisfy Luo Siyu's strict requirements for herself, because what she wants to become is...

gods.

"You know how to play basketball?" Tang Yi propped his head, staring at the enthusiastic Luo Siyu and said.

"Well... Although I won't, but I will learn, so classmate Tang Yi also come together!" Luo Siyu clenched his hands into fists, stepped on small steps to cheer Tang Yi up, and seemed to call IG Awesome, IG Chong The ducks are also this wave of people.

"That... lack of starters, right? I don't think basketball is ridiculous, so..." Yoyo's voice came from the side, but the two of them didn't take it seriously.

"I won't fight."

"Why? How will you know if you don't try?"

"Ahem! The first one, right? Even though I'm not tall, I'm also known as the essence of high school students..."

"No, no, no, there is no reason. If you have to say it, don't want to be ashamed." Tang Yi said casually.

"It's embarrassing or something... I think it will, but look at me, even if I don't have any motor cells, I want to try to do it!" Luo Siyu persuaded with a tone that most big pigs would find cute Said, "Student Tang Yi, try it, I believe that as long as you work hard, you will be able to do it!"

"Student Luo Siyu said well, tell me..."

"If you work hard, you will definitely be able to do it? It's really a poisonous chicken soup for self-deception!" Finally, Tang Yi was touched by an inexplicable nerve, and he retorted coldly, "Only in the context of not trying hard and not doing it. This kind of talk, this kind of chicken soup abuse does not work for me at all! After all, the miracle thing, when I was seven years old, I jumped from the second floor with a transforming device and shouted "Gaia", not only did not turn into light but I can't believe it after breaking my knee."

"..." With Tang Yi, Luo Siyu was really frustrated for the first time.

What exactly is Gaia?

Unexpectedly, an ethereal system sound sounded in Tang Yi's mind.

[Gangjing usually has the potential to become a scumbag, and a scumbag who masters dialectics is invincible!Scum point +1]

Buddha, you tell me that I am such a deep thought is a bar?

"Hey! Isn't it just a starter? Let me come, let me, basketball is my favorite, coach, I want to play basketball!" Zhou Yu was about to collapse, and finally yelled loudly.

After Tang Yi and Luo Siyu glanced at Zhou Yu who was in a panic, they turned back as if nothing had happened, and continued to confront each other.For Tang Yi, this is a small step to extract scum value from Luo Siyu, but for Luo Siyu, this battle must not be lost, because it concerns the dignity of the gods.

"I'm sorry, but for the basketball game or something, I'd better hire someone else." Tang Yi raised his hands and refused directly.

"That..." But Luo Siyu didn't seem to be depressed, but took out a thick and long thing from nowhere, and said to Tang Yi with a smile, "I really want it?"

gollum...

Tang Yi couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

Careless.

Chapter 4 You are plotting against me!

Although Tang Yi wanted to follow his own heart and insist on the spirit of a Chinese man, his urgent physical needs, like the whispers of a devil, emphasized "you want, you want, you want" in his ears like spiritual pollution, And if you repeat it too much, it becomes "I want, I want, I want".

Damn, I can't stop wanting this thick, long, filthy thing!

Staring at the bagged sausage hot dog in front of him, Tang Yi felt the terror of Luo Siyu, who was able to grasp his own deadly cause - poverty.

As a time traveler, Tang Yi neither wanted to inherit two trillion yuan from the super-rich second generation, nor did he have the natural resources to have a sister and a house with busy parents.

Although there is a room, it is Zu's one-room apartment next to the school. Every month, I have to pay the rent to the satanic and terrifying landlady. If I default on the arrears, I will suffer sexual harassment from her greasy mouth.There is also a younger sister, but she and Tang Yi have not spoken a word for three years. The kind of cute younger sister who will get up early in the morning and press on her lap and shout "Oni sauce, I want to drink milk to become smarter" really only exists. in fantasy.Then, the busyness of parents is real. After all, this is to reorganize the family. How can I expect them to take care of themselves?But it's okay if you're busy with your work, call me for the living expenses!

Tang Yi is very hard-pressed. Not only are the high tuition fees of private high schools often deducted every year, but even Tang Yi's basic needs such as food, clothing, housing and transportation cannot be guaranteed.The two professors claimed that they tightened up their educational expenses because they wanted to cultivate Tang Yi's independent and excellent personality. In fact, they simply traveled around with poems and the thoughts of middle school seniors and youths from far away, and they were extravagant.

Woohoo, can you be nice to me, idiot, be careful with your pensions!

So going back to this scene, what does it mean that Luo Siyu is holding this thick and long greasy thing dangling in front of her eyes?

"Student Tang Yi, are you on a diet recently?" Luo Siyu smiled sweetly.No, it's a vicious smile, a vicious smile!There is a knife hidden in the smile, and a sword in the belly!Oops, kind of craving candied fruit...

"I want you to take care of it!" Tang Yi paused, rarely lost his sense of proportion, and said hesitantly, "So, what are you trying to express?"

"I mean, if Tang Yi agrees to participate in the class basketball game and fight for a place for us, then this week...no, I can help with breakfast this month."

Anyway, it was given by some unknown licking dog, Luo Siyu didn't mind at all.And when she inadvertently caught a glimpse of Zhou Yu who was still there, she suddenly had a plan to save energy.How about letting Zhou Yu deliver breakfast to Tang Yi?This seems to be very convenient.

stare……

"Student Luo Siyu! The matter of the basketball team starting..."

"Why did I join the class basketball team? You want to provide me with breakfast. After all, it's just a matter of the class. Tang Yi deserves this kind of ill-gotten gain." Zou, then it means that he can't even convince himself, he really is a literati who can't stand scrutiny.

"No, how should I put it, I might..." Luo Siyu turned her head to one side, her voice gradually lowered, "I just want to find an opportunity to treat Tang Yi to breakfast..."

"..."

【Being a scumbag but being attacked loses your position, you lose your heart, you rookie!Scum point -5]

You Xia Jiba... nonsense!I have no heart at all!

【What about the half of your donkey?Unexpectedly, the continuous heartbeat, in the final analysis, is just an angry dog ​​licking!Scum point -15]

Calm down Tang Yi!It's just a routine, even elementary school students won't be able to catch this level of teasing, let alone the other party is a pure Bichi Luosiyu who doesn't say a word of truth, so there is no need to be tempted!

"Student Tang Yi, are you a little cash-strapped lately? Or..." Luo Siyu, who was about to ask the question, suddenly thought of something, and an indistinct crimson color appeared on his cheeks, and then stopped talking, "Oh no, When I didn't say anything, please forget it!"

"Huh? Are you..."

Wait, why does she know I'm short of money?Could it be that Luo Siyu has been silently following me...

[Surprisingly self-guided, the scum who does this kind of thing should quit the group by himself, hot chicken!Scum point -25]

"I promise you! Join the class basketball team!"

Please shake me, if this continues, I might really die in your hands.

It is difficult for Tang Yi to maintain a scum state at all times, and this kind of strict system requirements may cause Tang Yi to lose the whole game with one move when facing high-level opponents.After all, if you don't really like it, who would like to be a licking dog?

There's no way, let's rely on her first.

"Really? That's great, I'm so happy!" Luo Siyu showed a bright smile.

Look, Tang Yi won't be caught by this type of cute tricks at all, so it's not so much that he lost to Luo Siyu, it's better to say that he was given the trick by the strange skills she didn't know where she learned from. .

Hey, people who play psychological warfare are dirty.

"Well, what about me?" I froze in place, and when their lengthy topic ended, Zhou Yu was finally able to insert a sentence, and since he couldn't hate the gods, he had no choice but to focus his hatred on Tang Yi, and vented his resentment, "Let's not talk about basketball, a sport that Tang Yi has never touched before, but in any other sports, he can't beat his feet. How could the guy who ran for 100 seconds in the 20-meter physical test last time be able to start!"

Tang Yi didn't like to hear these words, he stood up angrily and said: "Nonsense, it's obviously 19 seconds eight!"

"I don't care, I don't care, if you go, you are the person of Diu Luosiyu's classmate..." Licking the dog after licking the back and finding that there might be nothing left, he began to struggle desperately.

"Eh..." Luo Siyu had a headache. She originally wanted to rely on Tang Yi's good looks to be able to cooperate more perfectly on the highly anticipated court—to create a scandal that would expand her influence to a certain extent.Who cares about the final result of the game and the difference in scores? It's not really about playing.

"That's right, Zhou Yu should be allowed to come. He is better at sports than me. My words..." Tang Yi thought for a while and then said, "Just add me to the substitute list. It's impossible to win anyway. I'm by the side." Let me give you my support, in fact, I am still very confident in shouting and calling."

"Yes, yes!" Hearing Tang Yi's words, Zhou Yu's eyes lit up immediately, and he nodded frequently in agreement.This is the case for licking dogs, as long as they get a little favor that is not a favor, they will be grateful to let go of their previous suspicions, which is really tried and tested.

"But..." Considering that it might be too obvious if forced again, let's just leave it at that.Luo Siyu had no choice but to accept it with a smile, "That's how it is, students Tang Yi and Zhou Yu, you have to work hard!"

"Definitely!" The critics knew who said it without using the pronoun.

And Luo Siyu left after finishing the business, and joined three other circles of friends composed of boys.

"Student, are you from the photography department? I think you can take a picture of the school's recent basketball game, and our class also participated. Can you please ask your friends from the club..."

"Oh! Good, good, good!"

……

Assi!How many times have you been caught.

Tang Yi vented his displeasure on the sausage hot dog, opened the package, and swallowed it with a posture of looking up at the sky at 45 degrees.On the other hand, Zhou Yu, who was still in the bliss of being encouraged by the goddess, couldn't extricate himself, seeing Tang Yi who spoke for him just now, felt a burst of gratitude.

"You look so handsome eating a hot dog!"

Chapter 5 I hit it

The disparity in the strength of each class in the basketball game held by Lanyue Private High School is the same as the performance gap between the experimental class and the parallel class divided by academic ability.Although it is in another parallel time and space of China, the tradition of dividing people according to their grades is still roughly the same. The only difference is that the status of exam-taking and quality education is equal.The embarrassing public execution of test scores is media and sports students who have to take the exam even though they don't need mathematics, while the embarrassing public punishment of basketball games is Tang Yi's weak academic top students.

I forgot to mention that Tang Yi's grades are actually good, and Zhou Yu's grades are also inexplicably good, so Tang Yi and Zhou Yu's class five in the second year is a liberal arts class with yin and yang, except Zhou Yu Except for one person full of energy, the remaining four boys are all vegetable ducks that Luo Siyu drove ducks to put on the shelves. No, Tang Yi is 1.5 geese.

Then there is no suspense that this battle is a massacre.

If you are lucky and draw lots to class [-] of the liberal arts and art class with only ten boys, the gap may not be too big—Spike Wind Fist and Turtle School Qigong, if you get to class [-] of the science experiment class, you will be the best student among the top students. The battle between them will also not be too fierce - Langya Fengfengquan and Yuanqi Zhan, if it is from other classes, it will be really cool - Langyafengfengquan and Jiewangquan.

The most frightening thing is that if Class [-] draws Class [-] of the physical education class with strong soldiers and horses, what awaits Tang Yi and the others will be indescribable despair—Spike Fangfeng Fist and Ten Times Realm King Fist!

Well... how could it be so unlucky, the chance is one in seven.

"I got hit."