Chapter 71 In the last chapter, everyone said it was sweet (second update)

[Senior, good morning, I went to KTV with my friends on the weekend~]

The other party retracted a message.

[Senior, good morning (^O^)!, I went to KTV with my girlfriends on weekends~]

[I pressed the wrong button just now, don’t mind (??.??)]

Waking up at seven o'clock in the morning, Tang Yi, who was woken up by the alarm clock, glanced at his phone and found several messages from netizen An Xin.Although she withdrew quickly, Tang Yi still happened to see everything.And even her little ambiguous state of mind is clearly understood.

So, after staring at the screen for a long time, Tang Yi changed the wallpaper back to the Two-dimensional beautiful girl: "It's still good."

As for An Xin's news, after Tang Yi replied [Got it], he was ready to brush his teeth and get up.Although this may seem a bit fickle, it is already the limit of my tenderness.After all, the codeword was too late last night, which caused him to be in a trance now.

Because before the novel hit the shelves, how could Tang Yi know what kind of thing he was?So, at least hold on to Quanqin that can be grasped in your hands!

By the way, Tang Yi happily read the novel "My Sister Can't Love Me This Much" on China's largest novel website (I don't know if licking the hedgehog cat like this will give me a big push), and it has reached 1 words. More than [-] favorites.As long as the trend continues, he can still occupy a place in the two-dimensional channel of China, which lacks cute elements.Of course, along with that comes the small pockets of money necessary for survival.

"Going to school..." Rubbing his messy hair with his hands, Tang Yi finished washing lazily and went out with his schoolbag on his back.

Walk, subway, enter the school gate.

After the incident of stepping on six boats, Tang Yi's life has not changed much, but...

With a sound of "swipe--", a basketball flew from the playground, and hit Tang Yi's chest with a "bang!"According to the opponent's prediction, the ball should have hit him on the head, but Tang Yi dodged on purpose.

"Hey! You, bring the ball!" The whoosh came from the playground.

After the scumbag incident, many people in the school formed a concept: Tang Yi is a scumbag who came to get beaten.

Obviously, this is not right.

"Sorry senior." Tang Yi picked up the ball, grabbed it in his hand, and looked at them suspiciously, "Did you kick it, throw it, or shoot it?"

"What's the difference between this? Silly!" The crowd over there laughed happily.

"Of course." Tang Yi replied coldly, raised the ball high above his head, and then swung his hand with a 'swipe—', "This is related to your bleeding."

"Boom!" sounded.

White, turbid... No, nosebleeds splash.

"Damn it! It flew!"

"Damn it! It's bloody!"

"Fuck! Don't die!"

……

Tang Yi patted the ashes on his hands, and left safely under the astonished eyes of the people around him. After all, the guy who smashed people away with a ball with one hand is a monster-level existence everywhere.

That's right, Tang Yi has evolved.

After evolving from [low-level scum] to [intermediate scum], Tang Yi gained a permanent blessing.Of course, it cannot be physical fitness, but a new function of [permanent attribute exchange] has been opened.

And Tang Yi was the first to add points, which is [After being hit by someone with a ball, 100% smash the opponent's flying skills-even if it is a shot put, if you dare to throw it, I will dare to return it! 】.

Although it sounds silly to redeem this permanent blessing, most school violence starts with throwing a ball.After all, throwing schoolbags is too big, throwing books is not accurate, throwing bricks will kill people, throwing underwear... the atmosphere will be very strange.

So, whoever dares to throw a ball at me, I will smash his dog's head!

"boom--"

A tennis ball hit Tang Yi's head with precision. Although the strength was mediocre, even a bit weak, Tang Yi, who had already uttered harsh words, could not let his cub go.So, picking up the green tennis ball from the ground, Tang Yi looked around with gentle eyes of "I'll kill you if I find the murderer".

As far as the eye can see, the passers-by around them consciously retreated no less than ten meters, shaking their heads desperately to prove their innocence.Only the little girl who threw the ball, her legs trembling in fright: "I'm sorry... I'm just here for training..."

train?Don't tell me this kind of thing. As a qualified host, if you say that you blow your dog's head, you will definitely blow your dog's head. Come on, stick your face over and eat me with a screwball.

Just when Tang Yi was about to scare the little girl with his hands, he suddenly stretched out a hand from behind and patted him on the shoulder.

After slowly turning around and looking back, Tang Yi suddenly started to have a toothache...

"...Let me go!" Tang Yi, who had overreacted physically, was terrified.

The woman with a well-proportioned and sensual body, short hair and a slightly tanned skin appeared in front of him.And when everyone was wearing spring school uniforms, she put on the sports short sleeves and shorts that exposed her thighs.Although it can be seen at a glance that she has no intention of showing off her figure, it is unsound to dress like this!

"That..." Wang Ze looked troubled, she didn't know how to explain, suddenly lowered her head, and said loudly, "Please hit me hard!"

"..." Before Tang Yi could even react, her wave of rhythm had already taken off.

"I didn't expect it to be this kind of fun..."

"It turns out that scum like Tang Yi also likes this kind of gameplay."

"Why do you use it?"

……

"Crazy? Want to be beaten and go to a rehabilitation center!"

Tang Yi didn't want to get entangled with her, and planned to leave quickly, but Wang Ze followed behind him relentlessly, trying to explain: "It was my fault to hit you before! Please call back!"

"Huh?" Tang Yi was taken aback by the words.

"Xiao Xin has already told me what happened. I misunderstood you. Moreover, I admire your ignorant behavior!"

"The woman who yelled for others to beat her said I was weak?" Tang Yi kept a distance from her contemptuously.

"No... Anyway, it's very, very admirable!" Before knowing the truth, Wang Ze felt that Tang Yi was a scumbag of Meng Lang.But after knowing it, he had mixed feelings in his bones, and began to reflect on his own incompetence.If it were me, I would put myself in a desperate situation where countless people looked down on me in order to redeem others.In all fairness, she couldn't.

"You and An Xin?" Wang Ze's title of 'Xiao Xin' made him a little concerned.

"Oh...we became friends." Wang Ze answered nervously, and then realized something and quickly added, "But about this, she only told me the truth. I'm tight-lipped, so you don't have to worry."

"Then farewell."

"...No! I'm here to apologize. I heard from Xiao Xin that you bullied a girl and made her cry more than three times, and you didn't mean to apologize at all. It can be said that beating a girl should be nothing to you. Sensitive things, so please beat me up!"

Wang Ze bowed sincerely.

"I (beep——)" Tang Yifo said.

"Stop! Scum!"

When Grandpa Tang Yi was about to be incensed by countless spectators, an energetic female voice rang out, and the red armband marked with the words [Student Union] also flapped in the wind.

Chapter 72 B Breast Beautiful Girl ([-]rd update)

Appearing in front of Tang Yi was a girl with obsessive-compulsive disorder B breasts who wore her school uniform neatly without any wrinkles, except that the meticulous school uniform could explain this very serious illness.The white silk, which is aligned left and right, with no difference in height, is parted from the right side of the forehead, which is exactly the short hair of women with bangs divided into three or seven equal parts.And the conspicuous and bright [Student Union] red armbands on the shoulders are even more outrageously regular-the character "生" of the Student Union is just right in the middle.

Tang Yi now has the urge to tear her red armband crooked.

"Scumbag Tang Yi! How dare you beat up a girl? I, Fang Yuan, as the vice president of the student union, formally treat you..." Tang Yi interrupted this heroic flanking girl before she finished introducing herself.

"Which aid?"

"Huh? Cough cough, since you asked the question sincerely." Fang Yuan was not angry, but cleared her throat and said, "Add a love yuan next to the character for female. Some people like to write it as a mellow circle, but that is wrong. Mistaking someone's name is the most offensive behavior in dealing with people in the first place, do you understand?"

"Aid by the handle?"

"I said it's next to the woman! The one next to the handle is the aid!"

"Oh! I see, the handle by the handle is the aid. Social aid, right?"

"Oh..." Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it again, she remained serious and said to Tang Yi, "That's right, it's very important to learn Mandarin well. My wife is the wife of a famous lady, and next to the handle is assistance. Communication." Help, this kind of basic common sense must be clearly remembered!"

"..." Seeing Fang Yuan correcting her Mandarin in a serious manner, Tang Yi felt that he should be able to score well with this type of girl, so he suppressed the curl of his mouth, "Remember... poof... remember!"

Fang Yuan didn't understand what Tang Yi was holding back, and she didn't understand what the pity eyes of the people around her meant, "Run, you are not his opponent". Could it be that he is very strong?Sorry, I am a [-]th-dan Taekwondo, and I have never lost a fight with a boy.

"Ignore this, let's count your crimes now, Tang Yi!"

Pointing at Tang Yi, Fang Yuan said without retreating.

"What... poof... crime?"

"What's so funny!" Because Fang Yuan's good temper was about to be wiped out, she immediately became strict, "It's the three major crimes of hitting a student with a basketball, intimidating a girl, and trying to beat a girl!"

"Is there?" Tang Yi asked puzzled.

"Of course, the boy over there is still lying in a pool of blood..."

Fang Yuan turned her head and pointed at a group of boys on the other side of the playground. Just as she was about to sue, she found that the boy who was moaning in pain jumped up and buckled a blue: "I have a bit of a fever and a cold recently, and I have a bit of nosebleed, but it's completely It's okay, Ang!"

"..." Fang Yuan didn't understand why the boy who was thrown into the air by Tang Yi suddenly became alive and well.Of course, after all, after she was not thrown three meters by the ball, the murderer kept throwing the ball to intimidate her.

"See, isn't he all right?" Tang Yi finally became what he hated most - a bully.However, he's not a bitch, calling for love in the center of the world can't cure stupidity, so he has to give him a burst attack on the head.

"Then, the matter of you intimidating the girls is irrelevant!" Fang Yuan immediately changed the subject.

"Threat? I just returned the ball to her, but she didn't accept it and just slipped away. Can I be blamed for this? Miss Vice President, besides hot violence, cold violence also has to be taken care of. I was used for sex Colored glasses discriminate!" Tang Yi showed Fang Yuan the tennis ball in his hand.

"Is it colored glasses?" Fang Yuan, who thought Tang Yi had a stutter, looked at the place just now and found that the girl was no longer there.Moreover, what Tang Yi said was reasonable, and he had no way to refute it.I had to pause for a moment, and continued to change the subject, "I have a measure of this, so you don't need to worry about it. Let's talk about the last one, trying to beat up a girl! I heard this with my own ears just now, don't you still want to quibble?"

"Excuse me, what did the president hear?" Tang Yi made a gesture of please.

"Of course you want to hit her!"

No, it should be the girl begging herself to be beaten by Tang Yi.Wait, why is there such a strange requirement?You got it wrong, you must have got it wrong!

"Well, I voluntarily asked Senior Tang Yi to hit me." Wang Ze said angrily.

"Voluntary? Why..." Fang Yuan became flustered after she was beyond her comprehension, "You let him beat you? No, he must have forced you!"

"No." Wang Ze shook his head in embarrassment, "I really don't blame him, this is our own private matter, thank you for your concern..."

"But...you will be hurt if he hits you, right? Why is there such a request? Stop accommodating him. Even if you like it, it shouldn't be a reason for being violent. This, this is wrong!" Vocabulary Fang Yuan, who was not in short supply, was suddenly so angry that she couldn't speak fluently.

"We really don't have that kind of relationship...the reason is hard to explain, and there is really no need to help."

"That won't work either!" Fang Yuan stamped her foot angrily, "The matter of Tang Yi stepping on two or six boats before doesn't count! This is against the rules!"

"Six legs, that's a beetle."

"Don't pretend to be stupid, it means dating six girls at the same time!"

"Then..." Tang Yi approached her with a smile, and asked puzzledly, "So, so what?"

"How? That doesn't comply with the school rules!"

"The school rules agree to love (China's national conditions), and there is no violation."

"But..." Indeed, the school rules did not clearly state that one cannot fall in love with six girls at the same time.So what was he doing wrong?Wait, there must be, Fang Yuan pointed to Tang Yi and said, "Six girls...too many!"

"You don't have to worry about this, I can fully keep up with energy."

"Energy? Does it mean that you can find time to date with six girlfriends? But no matter how energetic you are, it can't be a reason for cheating." Fang Yuan shook her head and denied it.

"My waist is fine."

"Waist? What's the matter with the waist? Does it mean riding a bicycle to take people? No, don't take people when riding a bicycle. This is against traffic regulations!"

"But I didn't lie to them for money, nor did I delay their studies. I treated them equally. I didn't even bother them after breaking up. What's wrong?" Tang Yi asked.

"This, this... is very unsound!"

As soon as the word "healthy" came out, Tang Yi became energetic: "Where is it not healthy?"

"Too many girlfriends is not healthy!"

"why?"

"Because I want... I want that!"

"Which one?"

"I, I won't tell! Anyway, it's that kind of thing. You can't do it now, at least you have to go to college! And you can only do it with one person...not six people." Fang Yuan kept shaking her head, refusing to agree with Tang Yi. the behavior of.

"Oh?" Tang Yi continued to approach, and said slowly, "Research shows that the average age of teenagers is 17 years old~"

"Ten ten...seventeen? You're lying!"

In an instant, a crack appeared in Fang Yuan's values.

"I'm not lying. If you have a specific investigation, you can ask this person if you don't believe me." Tang Yi threw the topic to Wang Ze.

Under Fang Yuan's gaze, Wang Ze rarely felt embarrassed, and then nodded: "There is such a saying..."

"Ten ten...seventeen!"

Finally, Fang Yuan's values ​​collapsed, and a look of astonishment appeared on her face. How could she be like this? At the age of 17, her mother taught that this kind of thing must be done after dating, and at least in college.Now people are 17 years old...impossible impossible impossible...

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