"I didn't have my first kiss at the age of 17! This is too unhealthy!"
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This new character should be fun to teach.
Chapter 73 Thanks to Hedgehog Cat for sponsoring the tweet (fourth update)
"Do you think it's rare to see a child who understands the 'that' in 'that' in the average 17-year-old 'that' as a first kiss?"
At noon, in the classroom of Class [-], Grade [-], Tang Yi looked at Zhou Yu at the next table with melancholy.
"Huh? That's too stupid! Hahaha." After thinking for a few seconds, Zhou Yu smiled maturely, "How could the first kiss be so early? Only 17 years old!"
"..." Tang Yigang discovered that his friend of ten years was actually a fool.
"Eh?!" Zhou Yu was startled, staring at Tang Yi in a panic and said, "Is it... true? I kissed for the first time at the age of 17! But I, I am already 17 years old, does that mean my spring is coming? Already?!"
"No, you are like spring all the year round."
Tang Yi didn't want to continue this kind of absurd topic.
"...Why did you ask this all of a sudden?" Although surprised, Zhou Yu still felt that Tang Yi had something on his mind, so he continued to ask, "You bastard...have you ever met a peach blossom other than An Xin's classmate?"
"No." After the Six-Boat Incident, referred to as the Six Incident, Tang Yi's existing relationship has not changed in the slightest. Except that his popularity with women has reached a trough, Zhou Yu is still the only person he makes jokes about.
"That's it... By the way, should we pay more attention to the affairs of our club? Isn't the Lanyue Festival coming soon?" Zhou Yu, the second head of the Manga Research Club, offered to take the initiative.
The Lanyue Festival is an art festival that has gradually evolved from the Lanyue Private High School Founding Day Celebration to the present. On May [-] every year, the school specially allocates three days for clubs and classes to carry out various activities.In addition to the fact that everyone in the class has a fixed duty, students who are club officers also have to contribute to club activities, and according to the performance of each club, the school's funding allocation will be adjusted accordingly.Therefore, Lanyue Festival is a grand ceremony of Lanyue Private High School Association.
By the way, last year's funding allocation for the Man Research Institute was 15 yuan.
Participated in the event is...
Only boys' house dance.
Of course, Tang Yi, who has a heavy burden as an idol, was only in charge of planning, and did not go up to Twirijiri.
So, it's time for the annual shame day again.
"Then let's make it into an animation and enjoy it. Put a classic animation on the daily life of father and daughter that is warm and heals family ethics. The general plot is that the hero has two daughters who are not his own. One is blonde with double ponytails and the other is long hair... Tang Yi suggested solemnly, "Yes, yes, yes! What I'm talking about is "Listen to Daddy."
"Isn't this bad...would it be a little perfunctory?" Zhou Yu felt that it was not appropriate.When they joined in their first year of high school, the Manyan Club was still a small club that could gather a table of werewolf kills, but after Tang Yi and him took over, they could only play tractors with poker.
"It's useless, the two of us together are just incompetent X2, so don't punish those who have nothing, send out some leaflets, and publicize our broken society with no money and no activities, and we even send out nude photos when we come in."
"Are you sure you can recruit people like this?!"
"Tsk, then change the no activity to an activity of appreciating the nude photos of cute dolphins, so the head office will be okay?"
"Forget it." Zhou Yu no longer has any thoughts about Tang Yi, and it is not up to the two of them to decide what Manyan Society is like now.Due to the laziness of the previous generations of presidents, this non-mainstream club completely failed to keep up with the development and became the tear of the times.
When Tang Yi and Zhou Yu were discussing, Luo Siyu suddenly approached them, which scared Tang Yi a little, because they had reached a tacit agreement not to speak in the class, after all, the sixth incident had just passed.
"My classmates asked me to ask, what task does Tang Yi want to choose during the Lanyue Festival?" Luo Siyu smiled kindly, and then added in a low voice in front of Tang Yi, "It's the classmate who asked me to ask Yes, don't worry."
"Oh……"
"Well... what about me? What division of labor do I have?" Zhou Yu, who loves to make trouble and flatter, immediately raised his hand.
"Student Zhou Yu just sweep and mop the floor, take out the trash, wash the dishes and move the table." Luo Siyu replied half annoyed.
"Okay! I'm still a little bit selfish about doing dirty work..."
"Where is Tang Yi?" Luo Siyu ignored Zhou Yu and continued to ask Tang Yi.
"Whatever." Tang Yi said casually.
"Tang Yi is also a boy, so he chose me..."
"Pfft—" Seeing that Zhou Yu was about to do heavy work for him, Tang Yi hit him in the abdomen with an elbow.
"Those who don't need to move their positions, those with no more than three movements, and those who are on duty for a short time," Tang Yi added.
"Then...the fried cooked food at the door of the class is on duty? It happens that there is a shortage of waiters at the door of the fast food restaurant in our class. Everyone is not willing to do this. After all, we have to... show our faces."
When the word "show face" was mentioned, Luo Siyu raised her head slightly, as if to imply: Class five's good looks, only schoolgirls and gentlemen.
"You too?" Tang Yi asked.
"Eh..." Luo Siyu turned her face away, made an embarrassed expression, and then said intentionally or unintentionally, "I didn't choose it myself, but everyone said that I should wear a cheongsam to hand out leaflets at the door, so..."
"Cheongsam?!" Zhou Yu rushed.
"En." Luo Siyu responded casually, and continued to stare at Tang Yi's reaction.
"They are trying to create a weird store atmosphere, so as to attract some weird boys. I know the plot, and then a few black people came in..." Tang Yi said puzzledly.
Why should I use again?
"Ah? I don't understand what you're talking about..." Luo Siyu, whose cheeks were flushed, was overwhelmed by Tang Yi's nasty jokes, and then politely exhorted and left, "That...Tang Don't forget that student Yi is on duty."
"Ayi, stop making such vulgar jokes with classmate Luo Siyu, she is so pure!"
Zhou Yu is cute again. No matter how many times he licks the dog, he can only see the appearance. After all, the brainless dog licked by the green tea will always lick good skins. If there are other good skins to catch him, it will still Will be recruited.I even feel that I am very popular and relied on by everyone.
"Really pure people will think seriously when they hear dirty jokes, and then pretend to understand." Tang Yi felt bored, yawned, then got up and left the classroom, "I'm going to the activity room."
Licking the dog is still immersed in the good skin that he can't even lick: "Cheongsam and cheongsam, hey hey hey! SLR ready!"
……
Tang Yi, who went to the end of the second floor of the special administration building, happened to run into An Xin outside the activity room.No, it should be said that this guy intends to gank himself here.
"Senior! I've been waiting for you for a long time, open the door." An Xin smiled brightly.
"..." An Xin, who really regarded herself as a member of the club, naturally asked Tang Yi to open the door.
But Tang Yi didn't think much about it, if she wasn't allowed to come in now, she would come to him on other occasions in the school.The reputation that was finally reversed will be affected again.
So, after bringing An Xin into the activity room, Tang Yi leaned on the minister's chair and read the light novel as if no one else was around.
And An Xin didn't stay quiet for 3 minutes in the activity room. Opposite Tang Yi, with her hands lying on the table, through the gap of sight under the light novel, she faltered and said to Tang Yi: "There are only two people now. Follow-up... do you want to continue?"
"...I don't remember teaching you to be such a lascivious child!" Tang Yi refused righteously.
"I, I'm not! I just made up for the previous...Kiss..." The rare and bold An Xin finally suppressed her shame and replaced the word in English.
"..." Tang Yi was startled.
Make it up?Do you know how much it costs to go to the hospital for a supplement?
"Then... I agree by default? I just made up for the previous one, and the senior took the initiative to lean over..." An Xin looked at Tang Yi dangerously, before waiting for him to answer, she leaned in on her own initiative. In the past, getting closer, getting closer.
Suddenly, there was a sound of "啪!", and another character who was not used to knocking on the door and waiting for someone to answer appeared.
With the flying red armbands, straight hands, and sharp eyes, the moment Tang Yi pushed the door, Tang Yi had a sense of sight of a row of people squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands and moving forward.However, what Fang Yuan is doing now is no different from that.
"There is a big problem with this manga research club!"
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Chapter 74 So Tired (Fifth)
What is going to happen in the activity room, for example, when An Xin raised her toes and kissed herself, Tang Yi was about to show her masculinity like steel, holding the light novel cover to cover her lips and saying, "Dating is not as good as XX God's Domain" When scoring a wave, Fang Yuan, the pincer girl, made her debut, and created a successful anti-pornography scene.
"Who is she?" Although Fang Yuan's appearance was very displeased, An Xin did not question her directly, but stared at Tang Yi, putting herself in the identity of a girlfriend.
"Her? She is a disciplinary committee member who does not do her job properly. Although she is a puppet vice president of the student union who runs errands for the teacher, she always thinks that with her own efforts, she can turn Lanyue High into a boring world without dirty jokes. Brat."
Tang Yi put the light novel on the table, propped his head up, and looked at the vice president who could place the word "sheng" on the armband neatly in the middle even if he broke into the door.
Fang Yuan knew that Tang Yi wanted to provoke her, but she didn't get caught so easily, so she pointed at him righteously: "I want to refute you! First of all, it is the responsibility of the student union to supervise the students' conduct. Giving to classmates is also one of the important tasks of the student union, and it cannot be regarded as a puppet. In the end, the school is a place to enjoy campus life and study, and it is not for you to say obscene words that make girls blush!"
"It's amazing." Tang Yi applauded her numbly.
In order to stick to her position, no matter how angry Fang Yuan was, she would never carry any dirty words or use vulgar language.This kind of person may be rushed to death when he writes a novel with a hedgehog cat.
"Don't get off topic!"
Fang Yuan waved her hand heavily. Although she could not attack verbally, she was still angry with Tang Yi. After all, she played with her in public this morning, and she had already made a deep knot.For this reason, Fang Yuan also asked the president of the student union for advice.However, the statistics of the first kiss at the age of 17 are simply false, it is clearly...holding hands!
"Then you're down to business." Tang Yi yawned and almost fell asleep.
"You!" Fang Yuan tried her best to suppress her anger, and then she planned to go into the activity room to find Tang Yi's theory.
But as soon as he lifted his feet, he was shocked by the layout of the activity room.The desks and chairs were placed in a mess, the novels on the bookshelves were in a mess, and the animation dolls on the cabinet actually showed their underwear!And more importantly...
The white silk on the left leg is three millimeters shorter than the right leg!
How could Tang Yi bear this kind of chaos that is difficult to look directly at? !
"...can you come out and speak?"
As long as you can't see it, it doesn't exist. Fang Yuan tries to numb herself as much as possible.Maybe the animation character dolls do exist, but the height difference of Baisi is not three millimeters, but I have misread it, it must be like this.
"Oh?" Tang Yi seemed to have discovered something interesting, and then...
He reached out to the cloth on the conference table, and slowly approached a corner of it.Then, he squeezed gently, then squeezed hard. At the same time, it was like turning on some switch. The strength of his palm determined the degree of Fang Yuan's frown...
An Xin didn't understand what happened between these two people, she only knew that Tang Yi was smiling.
With a sound of "哗啦——", the cloth on the table was pulled down forcefully by Tang Yi, and then drooped in the air.At the same time, a triangular patch of green paint, the color of the table top, emerged from under the red cloth.
"You, what are you doing?" Fang Yuan was annoyed by the exposed green area, and there were even more annoying things.
It's not an equilateral triangle!
"It's nothing, just clean up." Tang Yi stood up under Fang Yuan's gaze.then……
The books on the bookshelf are placed upside down and staggered irregularly...
"Books can't be like that..." Fang Yuan, who watched Tang Yi doing stupid things, cried out, "Ahhh!"
Pulled the curtains of the activity room of Manyan Club to the side, and stuffed them into a ball...
"Hanging the curtains up is the kingly way...Ahhh!"
Push the windows sideways to close...
"That's right, the window is either open on one side, or completely...AH!!!"
However, the windows did not fit perfectly. The white crescent lock just pressed against the window frame, revealing an itchy gap...
"Enough! Stop it! Don't touch it again!"
Correcting unruly behavior has always been Fang Yuan's moral code, and this code has also penetrated into her life.After all, what she can't tolerate the most on weekdays is chaos.
The schoolbag should be carried as a backpack.
Women's short hair must be accurate to the millimeter level.
The pattern on the back of the phone case must be a strictly symmetrical house, a bridge, and a cat with its tail behind.
"That... can't... stop... it's really going to be... weird!"
Fang Yuan still didn't stop Tang Yi from taking off half of the stockings of all the figurines of the Manga Research Institute, and placed them in a haphazard manner on the table.
"The next one is..."
] I don’t understand why modern people have such a strange disease as obsessive-compulsive disorder, scum +)
"Stop! Come out of the activity room!"
"What did you say? From the activity room?"
"What nonsense, come out!"
"What is the original story?"
"Huh? Come out! What kind of treasure are you playing?" Fang Yuan didn't understand what Tang Yi was emphasizing, but now she had to do a big cleaning of the Manga Research Club's activity room.
"Read the first two words once, and I will come out after reading."
"Huh? What's wrong with cumshot? Is it okay?" Fang Yuan's mind has been eroded by indescribable chaos, so she can only follow Tang Yi's wishes, "Okay, cumshot, chubby, cumshot In. Out! Alright, come out now!"
With a sound of "beep--", Tang Yi conveniently recorded the vice president's hysterical continuous creampie with his mobile phone.
Fang Yuan ignored Tang Yi's unauthorized recording. After all, she didn't say anything strange, so what's there to be afraid of with a clear conscience?So, she rushed into the activity room, kicked Tang Yi and An Xin out, and slammed the door behind her: "Get out! Come in after I clean up!"
With a sound of "click!", the door was closed.
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