My youth love story can't be so scumbag

"What kind of person did the teacher compare me to?" Tang Yi exuded a radiant and upright spirit, "What I cherish is the friendship between classmates and the sense of collective honor. If Class [-] humiliates us like this, will I still be human if I don't stand up?!"

Chapter 11 Superstar Experience Pack

"You smell so good."

Licking the corner of his mouth, Han Lei made an obscene hint that made Luo Siyu feel chills, and the subsequent whistle also made Luo Siyu, who had held the ball for 24 seconds, lose the last possibility of scoring points. Back to Class Eight.

Although he was able to get rid of Han Lei temporarily, the harassment he received just now, as well as the shameless complacency, were all disrespectful to the gods.So Luo Siyu touched his arm with chills, avoiding Han Lei's eyes tracking like GPS positioning, and cursed from the bottom of his heart: "You are so disgusting..."

Without waiting for the conversation to continue, suddenly, the referee on the court shouted "Pause for substitutions".

Luo Siyu was not the only one who was surprised. Han Lei, who was grinning and recalled vaguely touching the goddess' belly through the jersey, also shifted his gaze to the bench in Class [-]. When he saw the person coming, his face changed instantly, as if he was ready to go Cailang let out a hissing low cry, and immediately gritted his teeth: "Tang Yi!"

"Substitution? Replaced Goddess Luo Siyu? Isn't there only one ball left?!"

"It's better to replace the goddess, so as not to be taken advantage of by the eight classes of animals."

"This little brother on stage... so handsome! Our school actually has such a good-looking male god!"

"Ahhh, I want to learn basketball! Little brother come to play my ball... No, I will play your ball... No, teach me how to play basketball!"

"Hey, you're in heat, you're just another kid who loves basketball, go be your idol trainee, bitch!"

Tang Yi, who was slowly walking onto the court, was a little annoyed. Obviously Luo Siyu was also popular, social security social security that you can tolerate, and I will double the standard when I get popular?Do you know how hard WuLi Yiyi works!

"Student Tang Yi, you..." Luo Siyu was stunned for a while, seeing Tang Yi who had come to replace him, his heart froze for some reason, because when he was harassed by Han Lei just now, he kept staring at him. Looking at myself, could it be... swearing sovereignty?This guy also has a different handsome side.

"Eh..." Tang Yi scratched the side of his face with his fingers, and couldn't think of what to say, but obviously he should say something, so he said, "The point is very high."

[Ambiguous harassment methods, like licking but not licking, don't want to escape the eyes of this system, scum value -1]

"..." Luo Siyu, who was suddenly praised by Tang Yi, or harassed, was also dumbfounded.

Shouldn't it be patting your head and saying that you have worked hard?What the hell is he thinking!

Wait, I seem to know, this guy must be ashamed to express himself, showing that he is frigid and desireless, but he is in trouble, isn't he a hero who saves the beauty without saying anything?It's really arrogant, but it's a pity that the shy student Tang Yi lost the chance to touch the head of the goddess under the jealousy of all the men in the school, including the teaching staff and the old man who boiled the water.

"Thank you." Tang Yi saw Luo Siyu's peachy face, and knew that she was fighting against the air, so he ignored her, threw the sports towel to her, and walked towards the midfield while doing warm-up activities.

"He..." Luo Siyu, who was holding a towel that smelled like Tang Yi's body, was touched by Tang Yi's pretending to be careless, "It's so teasing... no, I didn't get teased by him, heh !"

"Ah Yi, you're here!" Even Zhou Yu, who is as vigorous as Xiaoqiang, can't stand this kind of physical confrontation, so the moment he sees Tang Yi, a handsome man, he feels a kind of abundant spiritual power rushing to his body. Enter, energize.

However, Zhou Yu thought about it again, although he was very handsome on the stage, but he can play a fart!

"Don't worry, be steady." Tang Yi gave a thumbs up expressionlessly.

"Stop you big-headed ghost! It's not like you don't know how to..." Zhou Yu, who wanted to continue cursing, endured it. Anyway, replacing classmate Luo Siyu can be regarded as playing the role of Tang Yi as cannon fodder, and it is impossible to win, so he simply went together What a shame.

Also, if Tang Yi is abused by Class [-], wouldn't that make Mary Su's relationship with the opposite sex less favorable, and even become an insulator of the opposite sex like himself due to excessive embarrassment?Got it, let's play him a few times later, Kukuku...

Tang Yi hadn't realized that the only teammate he could rely on had joined Han Lei in the same camp.

"Hey, it's here? You're a dog, let's see if I don't blow you into scum!"

"Referee, he swears."

"No! I didn't...he forced...he let...nonsense!"

After being warned by the referee, Han Lei had no choice but to pick up the ball obediently, while staring at the calm Tang Yi with murderous intent, he casually passed the ball, but suddenly, the ball was only half way down before being caught by the ball. Tang Yi was cut off!

"The handsome guy got the ball! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"So handsome, so handsome! The serious and serious appearance is also invincibly handsome!"

"Although it looks good, but..."

"This is too slow! Uh, it fell on the ground."

After five seconds of not being handsome, Tang Yi suddenly fell down as if he had symptoms of flat feet, contracting the audience for a long time to laugh, and the audience who were used to watching the journal games were also adjusted by this contrast and relaxed a little.

"Well, he really doesn't know how to play, but for the sake of me being so desperate, I'm really guilty." Luo Siyu off the court blamed herself deeply.

"Ayi, stand up! It's okay, at most it's just puff...I didn't laugh."

"Spicy chicken! You pretend to be a fart, you want to play ball, you are ten years too early!" Han Lei picked up the basketball, and savagely attacked the ball hoop, extending the score to 74 to [-], and Jokingly ridiculed the girls in the auditorium of Class [-], "Your class is really hot, hahaha..."

Although I said I was very upset, but I couldn't find any reason to refute.

As far as the two classes are concerned, this time the Liangzi has been settled. In the future, the deeds of Class [-] being scored [-] points by Class [-] in the basketball game can be passed down from generation to generation in Lanyue High School, and it will become an important factor for the boys in the liberal arts class to be labeled as sissies. Turning point, thinking of this, the girls in class five couldn't help but feel distressed again, and tried their best not to laugh.

"Huh..." Tang Yi felt that it was nothing to laugh at. After all, even the fall was calculated in advance by himself, so he stood up calmly and patted the dust, and stretched out his hand and said to Zhou Yu who was about to serve, "Give me the ball. "

"Here comes brother!"

Why did Zhou Yu actively throw the ball to himself? Usually he is not so well-behaved. What's wrong with this?Forget it, I can't control that much now, it's a good thing to be able to catch the ball.

"Let me loosen his bones!" Seeing Tang Yi getting the ball again, Han Lei laughed so hard that he almost spit out his mouth. After twisting his neck a few times, he casually told his teammates, with a strong desire to kill Tang Yi. For Yi's purpose, he walked up to this rookie.

And the bench coach of Class [-], that is, the physical education teacher of Class [-] and the consultant teacher of Lanyue Private High School Basketball School, also lost interest in Luo Siyu's fate, and planned to leave his seat after telling the person next to him to continue training in the evening .

The problem left for Tang Yi is that the defensive player in front of him is as tall as a mountain. Although he is not short at 1.7 meters, he is only at the level of ordinary high school sophomores, and he is 22 centimeters short of Han Lei. .

So, be lucky to get a good one.

[The scum system app store, the basketball superstar experience package, is being drawn——]

Chapter 12 I want to give you the approval

As a rising star in the pretentious world, Tang Yi's weak image and variety show effects have paved the way for the upcoming moment of pretentiousness... In fact, this is bullshit.As the host of the scum system, Tang Yi, who has been through for more than two years, has become numb to this cliche routine of pretending to be a pig and then eating a tiger, but the author's hand-picked novel label can't be ignored... Cough cough, That's not the main reason either.In short, Han Lei's presumptuous smile should be going far away.

The lottery roulette that costs 50 scum points in the app store is still spinning, and the options that have been swept off the dial include [NBA basketball god old hooligan template experience card for 5 minutes], [Xianbei basketball captain Takenori Akagi’s ability to bless one The whole game], [Dongdan Streetball, Wang Wuyou's hugging skills are permanent]...

Because basketball superstars do not mark real and virtual works, there is a certain probability that Tang Yi will draw Zhongyuan Daying and Dongfangxiang, but even if he wins this thing, Tang Yi dare not use it. After all, if someone secretly It would not be worth the loss if the organization grabs slices to study superpowers, so for Tang Yi, the best result should be to win the basketball superstar template, or the ability blessing of anime characters, such as phantom limbs... No, the sixth person of phantom, Bunker!

But judging from the current situation, it is enough to have a badass school team for the next half of the game.Di - stopped, the name of the optional experience package suddenly appeared in Tang Yi's mind: [The 10-minute experience card of the Splash Brothers, the top back team in the NBA, who is still in elementary school].

"It's enough." The corners of Tang Yi's mouth curled up, it was an arrogant smile of "after I kill you, I can still clock in and buy a lollipop after school".

"You laugh at your mother..." Han Lei, who was about to give Tang Yi a few elbows when he broke through, the anger on his face froze instantly. That's right, it's a change of direction that is so clean that you can't see it from your left hand.

As the starting center of the school basketball team, he was actually broken through by the sissy vase without pressure. However, on the one hand, he was surprised. Han Lei, who came back to his senses, suddenly realized: "This guy, he will definitely play!"

Passing Han Lei is as easy as crossing the road. No, there are still many moving vehicles on the road, and these basketball players are immobile roadblocks in Tang Yi's eyes. There is no point in front of the bike!

After passing Han Lei, Tang Yi directly dribbled the ball across the midfield, and turned around in front of the Class [-] small forward who was still stunned, and once again passed one without turning around!

"Defense! He can play!" Han Lei stared at Tang Yi's back in horror, he could hardly see the taillights of children's bicycles!

When he was shocked, Han Lei did a rough calculation. Tang Yi's speed should be about 100 meters and 11 seconds, and it is still a short-distance dribbling speed, which is ridiculous!Even Lanyue High School's sports students who specialize in sprinting can't... No, they should be at the level of adult athletes on the city team... No, this is playing basketball!

Although he couldn't figure out what kind of genetic mutation happened to Tang Yi, Han Lei gritted his teeth and decided to turn around and return to defense, narrowing the distance between the two of them.

Curry's dribbling speed is among the top five active NBA players, so the pile of rotten fish and shrimps in front of him is like a slow-moving black and white silent movie to Tang Yi, who can hardly perceive their existence. It is not easy to pass the five younger brothers in class eight.But after all, this is the Lao Shizi that Tang Yi spent 50 scum points, and it cannot be used up easily.

So Tang Yi began to dribble the ball under his crotch continuously, just like the uncle who fried rice with rice outside the school at lunch time, he could only see afterimages, and he couldn't catch up with his Speed!

"Fuck..." The remaining three players looked dumbfounded. It is definitely not ordinary people who can do this level of showmanship, at least he must be naive enough!

Tang Yi dribbled the ball behind his back, dribbled with his crotch, and passed five players along the way. Finally, when he was close to the basket, he was about to jump for a layup, but suddenly, he slowed down by one frame.

"Take my hat!" Han Lei, who finally caught up, jumped up high, ready to give Tang Yi, who was like a loach, through the gap between five people and hit Huanglong, a chasing hat with the top five humiliation effects.

"Idiot!" The voice came from the trembling coach of the eighth class. He was excited by the ball for the second time today. The star of the first time has already left the field, so he can only focus on the current talented star. Wrong, no exaggeration, Tang Yi is a genius visible to the naked eye.

The moment he shot to chase the hat, Tang Yi's hand drew an exaggerated arc in the air, and the ball that was thrown out of his hand also presented a pleasing and beautiful arc from bottom to top.

"Swipe!", a goal with a pull bar, and then Han Lei's defensive foul 2+1.After a long silence, the stadium boiled up.

"Your lever has no alcohol, but I'm as drunk as a dog!"

"Foul 2+1 after passing five players in a row, what kind of fairy operation and guts is this!"

"Damn it, what a god! The five people on the opposite side are all members of the basketball team, so they broke through so easily?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"This guy is Tang Yi from Class [-]? But I remembered that he was a hot chicken in the [-]-meter physical test, and he was three seconds slower than me!"

When Tang Yi enjoyed the shouts of the arena, he also enjoyed the astonished eyes of his teammates as if they were looking at monsters.

"You, you are Ayi! Are you okay? Was it taken away by a strange time traveler?!"

What is a strange time traveler, and it was already two years ago that he seized the house.

"Maybe." Tang Yi smiled faintly, walked to the free throw line, put the ball into the frame without dribbling and adjusting his posture, and stuck out his tongue at Han Lei who was still stunned, arrogantly like Lan Yue Kindergarten carries the handle.

"What the hell!" Han Lei gritted his teeth and wanted to fight back, but his thoughts were still shaken by the lever just now - this is definitely not an action that ordinary people can make.

"Ahhhhhhh... so cute, so cute, Tang Shen is a childish ghost, so cute!"

"God Tang, I want to give you kkp!"

"Show the elementary school students a batch of illegal sluts!"

"This action is a bit out of character. It turns black on Tang Yi fans."

The voice on the field must be for Tang Yi, but after hearing it, it was Luo Siyu who was standing on the bench in a daze.He actually stole his popularity!Well, this doesn't make sense.Actually hiding his identity as a basketball master!Well, that doesn't matter either.Then what are you panicking about?Those sows who let Tang Yi see and criticize in the audience's voice are really passionate!Yes, that's right, this is it.

Luo Siyu firmly believes that his own is the best.

Tang Yi, who was on the field, didn't have the idea of ​​reading the review, and even said that he didn't even read the review, because if the novel was full of reviews and reviews, it would be very vulgar. , talents can become advanced.So Tang Yi, who didn't want to read or review, stared at the five members of Class [-] who had realized his threat, and cut off like lightning the moment they served the ball.

"Return to defense! Don't use the whole court to press!" The coach shouted loudly, and those players who were like gooses did exactly as they did, rushing forward with a single brain, and ran across the midfield one step ahead of Tang Yi.

It's a pity that Tang Yi didn't stick behind them like impermanently demanding his life, but stopped and jumped in the circle area of ​​the midfield, raising his hand flawlessly.

"Stop playing! This is not basketball at all!"

"Wow".

Chapter 13 This Is Not Sports Fiction

When the basketball shot showed a curved arc and flew towards the basket that looked like a small hole from this distance, Tang Yi had already landed and turned around. He stretched out his hands and celebrated with a dull expression.

Although Tang Yi didn't know whether this ultra-long halftime three-pointer could accurately fall into the net intertwined with thin ropes, he was not panicked by what he did at all. Absolutely successful means of pretense will only greatly reduce the double joy of pretense and slap in the face, and the act of pretense that even oneself cannot estimate the probability can achieve hearty pleasure at the moment when pretense is fully realized.

Because Curry has made 33 of 32 three-pointers in training, the probability of this midfield three-pointer should also be around [-]%. Bao, at this very moment.

"Wow—" Very good, Tang Yi won the bet, the sound of the ball gliding from the half court through the basket was just like the splash and waves of a carp jumping over the door, without any impurities.

"Just follow the opponent, and be careful not to stick too close." Tang Yi did not change his original intention under the roar of the audience, he gave an understatement to his four teammates and immediately returned to defense. After all, real men never look at each other. The goal behind the back (don't learn it! You will be laughed at for eighteen hours as a meme!).

"Fuck, Ayi, how did you do it?" Zhou Yu obviously couldn't be happy when he scored a goal. He felt the pain in his heart, as if he had been betrayed by his superficial brother. "We all know each other. It’s been ten years, but why don’t I know that you play basketball so well!”

"There is no one else, but you are familiar with it." Tang Yi replied lightly.

Different from Zhou Yu's complex psychological activities, the vulnerable trio seems to have seen the savior, hugged each other happily, and then unconditionally followed Tang Yi's request, and joined the Sima face players in the eighth class.

"Oh my god... it must be 15 meters. I usually throw this distance a hundred times and I may not be able to hit it once. What kind of fairy is this guy!" Players of the second team usually hit 50.00% of their mid-range shots in team training games, which is considered a good shooter, but compared with Tang Yi, a monster who shoots three-pointers after halftime, the gap is indescribable, and it is even more impressive. The person was annoyed, "Why are you celebrating in advance? You know you've got it if you cast it? I, I don't believe it!"

"Fake, fake...how could it be possible, it's all in, it's the same as opening a lock basket..."

The players in Class 74 were already in a trance and couldn't recognize the reality, but the [-]-[-] displayed on the scorer was not fake, and the cheers of the audience must also be because of this domineering and sloppy shot.

'In a school basketball game, the masters of the liberal arts class beat five sports students, and hit a three-pointer in the midfield. There was a surprise at the end of the video. Netizens called it awesome! '

Among the audience in the stadium, someone has already posted this miraculous halftime shooting video on the Internet, and it sparked heated discussions in an instant.

"Little brother is good at ejaculating! Adding V into the skirt is what you want."

"Video can't be photoshopped, so it's true."

"The most embarrassing thing is the early celebration at the end. The boys in the physical education class have very real expressions."

"Nimma at this level is the school team? Liz is really shameless just because of the fire."

……

In fact, it was the coach of Class [-] who saw this scene most clearly. Tang Yi’s action just now was obviously not the shooting posture that amateurs are accustomed to. Moreover, he consciously created a rotation when shooting the ball, which also showed a certain degree of professionalism. Without a coach Before the system guides, ordinary people don't pay too much attention to details.

Although the students in their class were suspected of underestimating the enemy when they passed people just now, even if they defended seriously, the ending would not change in any way. After all, the kid's dribbling speed was even faster than the city team... no no!It is very possible to enter the national team at this level.

"Come here, change Han Lei to... Forget it, let's do it." Although the talented young man who seems to be a position controller is very strong, he is only strong by himself. The guard lineup shoots three-pointers in waves, and it can also win by virtue of the current absolute point difference.

However, what about winning the game?The purpose of organizing the basketball team is to find jade in the rough, not to mention that this is a piece of jade that has already been carved. If it can be honed and honed by myself, maybe it can also be awarded the title of enlightened coach of talented stars.

The ball returned to the stunned Class [-] players again. After they served the ball, they immediately fell silent. The players who organized the offense felt a hurricane before the ball was warmed up. In an instant, the hot taro was thrown out immediately.

"You, don't come here!" It's broken, it's completely broken. As soon as the players in Class [-] received the ball, they were entangled by Tang Yi's ghost-like defense. Nervousness caused a basketball error to slip, and Tang Yi once again made a cut.

"Good job!"