My youth love story can't be so scumbag

"Come on, Class Eight!"

"Come on, Tang Yi!"

The girls in class five who had suppressed the entire first half of the round were finally able to walk sideways, and they could even call out Tang Yi's full name affectionately, to show to the other women in the school that she wanted to give Tang Yi a thorough approval that Tang Yi, the treasure of women in class five, was inviolable. Rules, even though I know he is a scumbag, he is handsome.

"Damn it! You let this bastard, A Yi, steal the limelight again... Hmph, he is indeed my best friend." Zhou Yu, who was still annoyed at first, rubbed his nose, and suddenly smiled in relief. It only takes a second to become a close friend, because after Zhou Yu knew about this match, he had one more reason to lick Tang Yi - endless criticism, save some for his younger brother.

"I'll guard against him!" The unbelieving Han Lei yelled at his teammates, driving them back to the three-point line, while he stood in front of Tang Yi and gritted his teeth, trying to scare away this lifeless bitch with his steel body.

The two finally faced each other. Tang Yi lowered his center of gravity and stared at Han Lei, maintaining a reasonable defensive distance that would not be easily broken through and easily pulled out (an advanced jumper that relies on the waist to forcibly take off).This time he will rely on strength to crush Tang Yi.

Facing Han Lei, what can Tang Yi say?Recalling some famous NBA trash talk, Tang Yi's mouth curled up, and he used a particularly ruthless sentence: "Your girlfriend tastes like a donut."

"...You!" Mentioned this matter so desperately, Han Lei, who was dazzled by anger, almost raised his fist, wishing to beat this handsome face to blood, but in the end he was restrained by reason .Can't be tricked!To ruin Tang Yi's reputation!To humiliate him in full view!

So Han Lei's defense became more focused and diligent.

Thank you Han Lei for your seriousness, because you will never overwhelm a passive defensive person.

Dribbled the ball twice under the crotch, suddenly changed direction and broke through to the right. Han Lei's concentrated mental strength made Han Lei retreat quickly, but before he could adjust his center of gravity, Tang Yi dribbled the ball back to his left hand from behind, and changed direction again smoothly and concisely .The huge monster that stared at the basketball and couldn't take its eyes off, ran in a hurry with its body twisted, but its lower body was half a beat behind the brain's message, and its ankle was directly twisted [-] degrees, making a crisp sound of "click".

Under normal circumstances, players are already ready to make a move, but Tang Yi did not. Taking full advantage of the superstar experience card, Tang Yi was like a monkey on a tree playing with a beast. The same routine lasted for three rounds, and his defense was extremely active. Han Lei also sprained his right foot once and made two consecutive "clicks", scurrying around like a headless chicken, rolling and crawling on the ground like a lame dog.

"Sorry, I apologize for Meng Lang just now, you don't seem to have a girlfriend."

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Tang Yi stepped over the body of the lame dog, and made a clean three-pointer.

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It's not a sports novel, it's just a bit of a basketball scene, and the theme is still a damn sweet youth school comedy

Chapter 14 I saw the end

Crossing people is a very controversial action. Generally, players with a little temper will stand up and hit the opponent with a few elbows to express their emotions after being straddled.Of course, there are also the kind of honest people who are straddled like silver carp and stare blankly without responding, but Han Lei is different from these people.

He and Tang Yi have revenge for taking his girlfriend, being shown off, and you fucking paying off my ankle, so Han Lei, who endured the burning pain in his ankle like being pricked by a needle, stood up violently, raised his foot two steps away Pushing himself in front of Tang Yi, he struck Tang Yi's chest like a sumo wrestler.

But Tang Yi's temper, can he bear it?So he took advantage of the situation and pushed Han Lei.However, it was a counterattack like an inch punch aimed at the opponent's strong chest.

The two-meter tall guy and the 1.7-meter-eight handsome guy are playing sumo, and the difference in weight is about double. Who will win in the end?The answer, of course, is the one with the system.

"Uh—" What kind of strength is this!Han Lei felt like his heart was almost shattered. It was just an ordinary slap, why was he able to hit it so hard?How powerful is this sissy dwarf!

One of the biggest illusions in the NBA-Curry's physical resistance is very poor.In fact, Curry's run-up jump height during the physical test is 90 cm, which is comparable to the slam dunk king Griffin's data. He also pushed the 84 kg barbell ten times. By the way, it is stronger than a top player like Durant. Xiaoqian couldn't even push one.

So let alone Han Lei, even most national team players may not be able to beat Tang Yi in physical confrontation for these 10 minutes.

Going back to the current scene, Tang Yi, who hit Han Lei with a bone-dissolving palm like in a martial arts novel, was also pushed by Han Lei who didn't feel any pain. Although he didn't have much strength, Tang Yi hurriedly Taking a step back, he lay on his back and groaned on the ground full of acting skills.

The system actually gave away a 【Score Cheats of the Son of Jingdezhen】!

The whistle of "beep--" sounded, and Han Lei, who wished to vomit blood from the pain, looked at Tang Yi, who took the lead, and felt the cold air invaded his whole body. This is too insidious!

"God Tang! What the hell have you done, you fat pig?!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..."

"May the injury stay away from the handsome guy, and then you scumbag who is doing evil!"

The overwhelming scolding came oncoming, and no one mentioned the matter of being stepped over by Tang Yi just now?Damn, this bastard is obviously pretending, I'm the one who hurts!What a fart!You beasts are all blind!

"Referee, he fouled me first! You should have seen it clearly just now, right? After I was knocked down by him..."

"Well, after shaking down three times, and then you want to retaliate angrily, isn't it like this?" The referee shouldn't have said so much, but Han Lei's reasonable defense of taking advantage of Luo Siyu before caused him a burst of jealousy... …No, it was a mistake, it should be a wave of anger, so according to my own standards, Han Lei should be sentenced to a technical offense here.

"You, you are blind..." Han Lei wanted to spout, but shut up, he couldn't end, at least he had to kill Tang Yi, the bastard first.

"Han Lei, there seems to be something wrong with your foot, you should end..." The teammate who heard the three beeps clearly just now saw Han Lei lose his mind, and asked worriedly.

"Shut up! If you guys weren't too spicy, he would definitely not get points for this bastard." Han Lei gritted his teeth and growled.

"..." The teammate had no choice but to let him play with injuries, and he was still cursing secretly.After all, it is not impossible to go from a sprained ankle to a broken bone. If this guy can really cripple himself, it will be a good thing for the basketball team.

"That's right, the golf quotient is so high that you can focus on it. But, is his relationship with Han Lei..." The coach has already assumed that Tang Yi will join his school team, and then dominate the Yanjing High School League and win the National League Qualification, and finally hit the national championship!But why didn't he come to the school team before?The coach became a little suspicious, "Substitute Han Lei, he hurt his ankle."

"Coach, he doesn't seem to want to play..."

"No?" Sure enough, Han Lei had a problem with that talented player.Suddenly, a not-so-sunny idea appeared in the coach's mind.Since Han Lei joined the school team, apart from bullying his juniors and contradicting himself, he has not made any other contributions at all.Although he had taken a fancy to his good physical fitness at the time and wanted to cultivate it, but after seeing this guy clearly, he was just a bad boy with nothing to do, so let him develop on his own.

Teachers generally don't give up on students easily, but if they give up their students with this kind of care like a calf, they will definitely narrow the road in the future. After all, no one will care about you except interests in society.

Get up, free throw, goal, score, Tang Yi regained his vitality.

The temporarily established "Tang God Support Group" in the gymnasium also showed care like an aunt. Only Luo Siyu, who was sitting on the bench, looked at Tang Yi in the distance in a daze, and then picked up Tang Yi with Tang Yi. The towel with the smell of Yi stopped beside the cheeks that were gradually dyed by the red glow, "Sure enough, in order to match me, Tang Yi is really doing his best to become outstanding."

Luo Siyu felt that she didn't care about being obscene. The most popular boy in the school would always have some unverifiable scandals with girls of the same popularity, not to mention that they were in the same class, so Tang Yi hoped to use this kind of obscenity. It's really easy to understand how to get my attention by going around.

"Things seem to be getting more and more troublesome..." The peaceful life Tang Yi hoped for seems to be gone forever, "Forget it, let's finish the game first."

Stealing, blocking shots, repeatedly jumping across the serving line, Tang Yi kept the ball in the hands of the fifth class most of the time, coupled with the tacit cooperation with Zhou Yu (feeding cakes), the score has been desperately chasing, 24 to 81, 48 to 85, 77 to 89, 95 to 96.

Finally, when it came to the last attack, the time was 3 seconds, the ball was in Tang Yi's hands, and neither side called a timeout.

Heartbeat, bang bang bang—

Han Lei, whose right foot was swollen into a pig's trotter, and who felt pain every time he moved, formed an impeccable defensive barrier with the other five people - five people double-teamed.

Midfield three?No, the field of vision is not wide enough, and the feel and physical fitness have dropped by more than a little, so it is better to be safe.

So Tang Yi dribbled the ball under his crotch, broke through, turned around, crossed the gear, and took off to make a three-pointer!

Can't do it, the remaining two who entangled Tang Yi to death, jumped up high to block their vision, and they still defended very cleanly, they couldn't make a foul at all, then...

While hanging in the air, Tang Yi passed the ball through his crotch, then changed hands behind him, passed through the gap between the other three, and passed it to Zhou Yu's hand.

Lore!

This is the subtext in Zhou Yu's heart. After achieving this achievement, he will definitely have the opportunity to do something with female fans that only two people can achieve-such as an exciting game of backgammon.

Thinking of this, Zhou Yu's weather-beaten hands actually trembled slightly, and the iron was struck.

The last 0.5 seconds, it's over, it's all over.

No!

Jumping up, Tang Yi rushed to the basket the moment Zhou Yu shot.

As Zhou Yu, the strategy wingman and humanoid self-propelled insulator who planned the ending at the beginning, Tang Yi knew that he would definitely mess up the goal.So the man of destiny took off high, and at 0.5 seconds before the final decision, he shot a sparking shot towards the basket, dunk!

Chapter 15 I can lick you too!

Pulling the edge of the iron frame, Tang Yi, who barely put the ball into the basket, jumped down slowly. Although the tomahawk dunk was not completed enough this time, the ending was still good. After all, he made a lore, didn't he?How can it be a lore... Forget it, it's so embarrassing.

Tang Yi, with a flushed face, supported his forehead, walked quietly in front of the five members of Class [-] who hated basketball from the bottom of his heart after being shown the whole second half, and accepted the thunderous shouts from the audience.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

"Although Miankou has some flaws, but he is [-] points behind and overtakes. This level is comparable to the national team!"

"I didn't expect there to be such a great god in our school, but the school team is obviously bad, ironic."

I have to say that the physical education teacher of Class [-] and the coach of the school team also had the same idea. Since taking over the school basketball team, he has almost never won a foreign war. This has also caused him to be questioned and pressured by the school leaders, but he believes that the main reason is that The team members are too good.If he can call this talented point guard into the school team, he only needs one tactic away from the best coach-hand the ball to Tang Yi!

As for the loss of his class, he didn't take it seriously at all. All he needs to do now is to get Tang Yi, before he is poached by other schools.So as soon as the whistle blew, he squeezed into the crowd to look for Tang Yi, no, it was Tang Shen without even communicating with the frustrated-looking Class [-] players!

After the game, watching the audience surging like waves.Zhou Yu, who finally led the team to defeat the strong Class 97 and scored [-] points with Tang Yi, the third leader of the team, rubbed his nose and showed a relaxed smile: "Ang, that's it! I'm not serious yet!"

"Student Tang Yi!" Unlike the self-absorbed Zhou Yu, the trio's admiration for Tang Yi can no longer be described in words. As boys in the liberal arts experimental class, they seem to be dubbed the title of motherfucker naturally , and because there are too many high-quality girls in this class, they are attacked by inexplicable malice, which can be said to be the most innocent and insignificant existence.But Tang Yi let them know that bullying doesn't have to be tolerated!I can also sweat on the youth stage!And there are such handsome men in the world!

After the vulnerable trio threw themselves on him, Tang Yi felt that their eyes were not normal, as if the only remaining masculinity - sexual orientation, also began to evaporate, so Tang Yi reluctantly accepted a throw of worship Then he broke away from the crowd, glanced at Han Lei who was paralyzed on the ground and gritted his teeth, and walked towards the bench.

"That..." Tang Yi stretched out his hand, wanting to ask Luo Siyu to get back the sports towel that he let her keep just now.

Luo Siyu was stunned, startled by Tang Yi's sudden action, and at the same time realized that after Tang Yi won, he was the only one who walked in front of him in Nuoda's gymnasium.Sure enough, all these performances are for himself, this guy is so easy to understand!

"It's so handsome!" Luo Siyu raised her hand and slapped Tang Yi! 'The tacit understanding clapped hands, and then showed a vigorous smile.

"..." Be crazy, give me back the towel.

"God Tang is so cute ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

At this moment, the ahhhhhh party who had unlocked the restrictions came out of the auditorium in a file, towards Tang Yi, like a strange species who likes delicious flesh, with eyes shining, licking the corners of the mouth, and starting a battle for Tang Yi .

"Stand back! Don't come here!" Because the basketball superstar experience card is a low-level item, after 10 minutes, Tang Yi has become a 1.5 goose weak chicken that is not even as good as ordinary people.

Moreover, the experience card will be used up when it is used up, and there is no other blessing. The scum points I have worked hard to obtain have no real income at all except for the pretending effect, so taking advantage of the large number of people, Tang Yi decided to make a good use of it: "Don't Scream! Don't move your mouth! Get the son out of the way! Guna! You lowly sows!"

[Shaking S-shaped scumbag, a fearsome sadistic scumbag, your existence makes my mother cry, scumbag point +15]

After Tang Yi tried his best to persuade these sluts who raped him no less than 3244 times in their minds, the air was silent for a while, and the group of star-chasers who had been ahhhhhhh all day witnessed the collapse of the campus star Tang Yi's personality, and they all showed confusion expression.

"God Tang called me a sow..."

"Yes, all day ah ah ah xx husband fuck. My sow."

"Under such a cute appearance, there is such a black-bellied character hidden..."

"That's right, I'm... wait, character design?"

"I seem to be in love with this extraordinarily novel sense of contrast!"

"Stop your boring sexual fantasies! In reality, there is no black-bellied Tsundere Gong who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside! Let go, don't beat me!"

Tang Yi still missed a move, forgetting that no matter which world he is in, appearance is justice, so even if he has a venomous tongue, someone will spare no effort to lick him.

Although I am not a dog licker now, if I don’t take a tough attitude and go back as a scumbag after being licked by someone, the strict system will also judge that I have violated the attributes of a scumbag, so in this case, Tang Yi seems to have nothing to save his life except beating women The way.

It is obviously an occasion where it is easy to lose character and collect scum points, but in this dilemma, he is really far from the way of scum.

"Ayi, didn't you say that if you win the game, you want to treat me to ice cream? Let's go..." Suddenly, Luo Siyu walked into the crowd, took Tang Yi's hand, and led him away shyly.

On the surface, Luo Siyu was trying to rescue Tang Yi, but in fact, he revealed three important messages in one sentence: [-]. Judging from the address, Luo Siyu is very familiar with Tang Yi; [-]. Tang Yi's desperate purpose is to Invite Luo Siyu to eat ice cream; third, as strong as Tang Yi, he has to obediently lick Luo Siyu, so what kind of existence is Luo Siyu? !

What's even more exasperating is that Tang Yi even felt a trace of unsophisticated gratitude when she came to rescue him.

[Green tea can catch and lick dogs not because of green tea's scheming, but because licking dogs is stupid (beep——), scum value -5]

"I..." Tang Yi was taken away by Luo Siyu under the eyes of all the students in the school, but he couldn't explain it at all.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Hehe, Shuaibi doesn't like goddesses, does he like you sand sculpture netizens?"

"Damn it, Goddess Luo Siyu was raped by this kind of person! Give me back the goddess!"

"Fart! It must be Tang Shen who was deceived by this scheming woman!"

"He is a man of talent and beauty, what kind of dance do you monsters dance?"

……

In short, this time, in terms of results, Class Five won, but in essence, except for Luo Siyu, who had gained all the popularity, scandals, and popularity, everyone else lost.

"Well, no one will come to lick me?" Zhou Yu, who thought he could get a piece of the pie, looked at the empty space in front of him, and a line of tears rolled down the corner of his eyes, "I can lick you too!"

Chapter No.16 Dream is to be proud

"Senior Tang Yi is so handsome! And his girlfriend is a goddess like Senior Luo Siyu, what kind of Mary Su idol drama is this?"

"Yeah, he's handsome and plays basketball well, he's invincible! By the way, Xiao An, what happened to your confession with senior Tang Yi?"

Among the first-grade seats in the gymnasium, a curly-haired girl and Qi Liuhai looked at Tang Yi in the middle of the arena and sighed, while Qi Liuhai suddenly thought of something, turned his head slowly and picked the topic to sit next to them in a daze An Xin.

"Eh?" An Xin finally came to her senses, grabbed a strand of soft hair next to her ear, and said embarrassingly, "I was rejected."

"Is that so? It's a pity, but don't be too sad." The curly-haired girl raised her voice, and expressed concern in a blunt tone, "After all, he is the kind of male god, and he must like Senior Sister Luo Siyu's body and good looks. A goddess of high value, so you don't have to mind too much..."

"Yeah, that..." The girl with straight bangs also echoed, "Before we made the idea to let you confess, it was because I didn't know who said that senior Tang Yi had a crush on you, Xiao An, so...you won't blame Shall we?"

"Ah? D-Of course not." An Xin quickly waved her hands like a sucker puppet, then got up and planned to leave, "Sorry, I have something else to do, you guys can play by yourself."

"Yeah." Straight bangs and curly hair squinted their eyes and smiled, waiting for An Xin to walk away before suddenly downcast.

"It's a fake smile."

"Do you really think that every boy likes her? I laughed so hard."

An Xin, who couldn't hear this, tried hard to find Tang Yi, but when she witnessed the scene where Luo Siyu took Tang Yi's hand and fled into the group, she felt a lot more gloomy, put her hands on her chest, and felt sad: "What are you talking about Two-dimensional, you obviously like big breasts!"

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"Ah!" Tang Yi, who was blown by a gust of spring breeze, sneezed. After exercising too much, his body really couldn't bear it.It won't work like this, not to mention reaching the physical fitness of an NBA star, at least he should have the strength to easily break free from Luo Siyu's palm.