My youth love story can't be so scumbag

"These people...are fans of Bad Qiaojiang." Alice sought Tang Yi's approval with sincere eyes.

"Is that so..."

Actually it is possible.

As I said before, Tang Yi himself doesn't like Qiaojiang who loves sugar very much. Regardless of the content of the work, he only talks about his character.This author is not very pure, or rather, not authentic.

To insert some digressions, for most online novel authors, the fundamental purpose of writing novels is for money.So working hard to update, cheating Krypton in women's clothing, asking husbands to beg for blades, etc., are all a kind of auxiliary way for them to survive.Of course, the kind of lonely Wenqing who claims to write novels not for money, but in the end because of subscribing to the poor eunuch, is not counted among the majority.But everyone's personality is different, understandable.The reason why Tang Yi hates eating Tangqiaojiang is simply because she likes to smash other people's jobs.

As far as Tang Yi knew, there were no less than five peers who were torn apart by the author's fan rhythm, and Qiao Jiang won in the end.

Also, this time Qiaojiang touches porcelain Alice, also in a single chapter with the statement "I just complained to a fan because of frustration, he couldn't see it before it was exposed, and it didn't target God of War", the screenshot of the explanation is here The reason for the time leakage.

And the news about him being JK was too coincidental.

In short, this high-minded white lotus once again possessed a playful spirit, and began to touch Ci's six-pack abs God of War, who was pushed by everyone.

"Actually...these are just sailors." Tang Yi thinks that the reason why so many authors can win over so many authors by eating Tangqiaojiang is that she is good at sailors. know your true identity."

Alice clasped her hands to hide her nervousness and said, "When the book was signed... I showed up."

"Huh? Didn't the editor do it for you?" Tang Yi asked curiously.

As a popular author, Alice is able to sell books more beautifully than traditional literary masters.

Moreover, during the book signing, Tang Yi wore Floya's Two-dimensional T-shirt to buy the book at the scene. He thought he would be able to meet the patron's father himself, but he was not lucky. He was a man who looked like a famous light novelist The plaid shirt and glasses house editor gave it to the representative.

But Tang Yi didn't mind too much, he imagined that the Six Guys and popular writers should be like this, just like Gao Xiaosong who most fits the inner and outer temperament of a typical Chinese literati in his mind.

Only when they grow up like this can their works be more convincing.

"I'm... secretly observing." Alice beeped softly.

"..." Tang Yi was speechless, "It also fits your personality."

"Then, I was afraid that they would come and beat me..."

Although the probability of Alice telling the nervous truth is extremely low, she may be physically and mentally unbearable.

"If they knew you were like this, no one would hit you." Tang Yi's comfort could only be said to be logical, but for Alice, it should not have any effect.

It was still a panicked group lying on the lawn.

"But... after you know me." Alice said timidly, "You don't... want to hit me."

"Emmmm..."

Makes sense!

"Can you... help me." Alice said in a low voice, not daring to look at Tang Yi.

"Well... I think it's hard to come back. So sorry, there's nothing I can do." Looking into Alice's sapphire eyes, Tang Yi explained unhurriedly, "After all, it's impossible for me to protect Alice as a school girl, and the enemy On the other side of the network cable, it's not my domain."

"Hmm..." He lowered his head, his voice became softer and his eyes became lonely, "Thank you..."

If you are familiar with Tang Yi's friends, you will definitely know that this guy usually says that he will not help, but in the end he does.

Therefore, Tang Yi opened the skylight today and said frankly: Of course, it is the same today, and I will help.

However, here is a little explanation.As a mid-level scumbag, Tang Yi is actually laying a big banner, helping the helpless beautiful girl, making the other party lose hope and then rekindling hope. Finally, when the hope is full, she put it aside again and proceeds to arrange Pl.ay.

When this beautiful girl accumulated a certain amount, Tang Yi decided to go abroad!

Wait for the scum value to rise little by little, and finally become a high-level scum and control everything.

What about this plan?Does anyone want to raise 100 yuan to conspire with the world?

Hmm... that's probably it.I don't know this explanation, but can it explain that Tang Yi can afford the title of mid-level scum?

So, Tang Yi's powerlessness is just a joke, what can't be done with a system?And the reason why he was so hilarious was because he wanted to see how Alice, who was almost in despair, would react after rejecting her.And the result is, no more entanglement, no more pleading, as if it is normal, decide to give up.

Just like a bird in a cage.

It's the same as the caged bird looking out on the floating island.

Unknowingly, this scene came to mind again.

I don't know how many times, but every time I see Alice lonely, this feeling will intensify.

[It's really shameful, the god of war with six-pack abs can't even handle this kind of rotten fish and shrimp. ]

Suddenly, Alice noticed that the mobile phone in her hand beeped. After looking at the screen in surprise, she paused for a while before she understood what Tang Yi meant.As a result, the excited eyes glowed brightly, and after raising his head in surprise, he found...

Homes have been evacuated.

"Your game console is pretty good. I'll borrow it back to play. Hey, this cake will go bad if you don't eat it! It's too careless to put banknotes on the floor dirty. I'll help you put them away." Helped, helped those guys before, what did I get?It's nothing more than an illusory favor, Tang Yi can't lose money this time, he wants to catch this sheep and scoop up all the wool.

"Oh..." Looking at Tang Yi, the licking dog under the small peasant economy, Alice nodded with some relief, and made up her mind to treat Tang Yi as her own...

Good dog.

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happy valentine's day~

Chapter 160 Nine Cheongsam Girl Alice

"So, the crux of the problem is..." Tang Yi crossed his legs, sat on the chair in front of Alice's computer, stretched out a hand skillfully, took a plate of expensive cakes, and said "miangmiang", On the one hand, he said with a big boss style, "How to win on the Internet + Tear, you have to eat Tangqiaojiang."

"Is that so... But I feel that it's... chilly under me."

Wearing a ball head with a very Chinese style, wearing a scarlet cheongsam that is as high as her thighs and at the same time protruding her graceful figure, Alice's legs are squeezed together, holding the hem of the cheongsam with lace trim, Cheeks flushed.

"Give me a cappuccino."

Tang Yi continued to reach out for service like a grandfather.

[asshole!Are you impatient for asking me to dress you up like this and bring you tea and water? ]

"Ai, Li, Si—"

Tang Yi shouted in a drawn-out tone.

"Horse... right away!"

"That's right." After taking a sip of cappuccino, Tang Yi felt that his life was complete. After all, let a rich woman with an annual income of several million dress up as a cheongsam lady and be her maid. This kind of thing only exists in imagination. When the dream shines into reality, I find that the mood is so pleasant.

[Teaching blond-haired C breasts to become a cheongsam girl just to do this kind of thing?You are so awesome.Scum Point +15]

"Do you really... have a way?" Alice's fair and well-proportioned legs were brought together nervously.At the same time, holding the dinner plate in one hand, he raised the other hand, put his fingers on his lips, and asked timidly and dared not speak out.

"Of course." Tang Yi clapped his hands, then said to her calmly, "But will you listen to me?"

[Does my uncle need you to give me pointers?hold head high? ]

"meeting."

Alice was a little terrified of being stared at, and nodded honestly.

"OK, then my plan is..." Tang Yi reminded directly, "Because you and Want to eat Tangqiaojiang are both popular writers, since she is popular for being able to write stories, and you are more popular for writing stories, Why don't you learn from others and lead the rhythm of fans?"

"Do you want me...to scold them?" For some reason, Alice seemed very excited.

"Haven't you been doing this kind of thing all the time? Also, rhythm is not a map gun, it's a very particular thing."

Tang Yi found that Alice was really pure, and she sprayed for the sake of spraying, without any substantive purpose at all.But I have to say that this kind of straightforwardness is actually quite harmless, and you will be surprised after you get used to it.

But, how can we bring into play this kind of stinging personality and clear up the smelly mouth?A little difficult to operate.

Tang Yi struggled for a while, then continued to remind: "Didn't the screenshots of the chat between her and you come out before I wanted to eat Tangqiaojiang? Then, you also take the screenshots out of context, and then fans or... I will expose them It reverses the plot of the incident. At that time, if you spend some money to invite the navy to fight back, wouldn't that be the case?"

Tang Yi felt that his plan was very feasible, a genius-level idea, but Alice took a step back in shock, and pointed at Tang Yi in panic: "You are... so despicable."

"For whom? Who am I for! Don't consume my tenderness." Tang Yi changed his face from kindness to meanness.

Seeing that Tang Yi was too excited, Alice was a little frightened, so she had to pause for a while, and agreed with Tang Yi without any opinion: "I...I know."

"Don't mind too much, she was the one who started slandering you first. And plagiarism is a thing and it's made out of nothing. As long as you explain this clearly, black history doesn't matter. Qiao Jiang, who is a few streets lower than you, will naturally become a clown. And , if you keep quiet like this, people will hate you as much as they want, and fans will think you have a guilty conscience. The end of this matter will completely become a passive BD for people to kill you and you to be fish." Tang Yi Deliberately intimidating Alice, the effect is as imagined, not bad.

However, although he had good intentions, Tang Yi always felt that his three views were not upright, and he instilled some unsightly thoughts in her.

If you teach chicken thieves, isn't it easy to cheat?

This is really a serious problem.

"Then how do you... get the rhythm?" Alice didn't see Tang Yi's evil, but asked him timidly.

"You can mobilize your fans... Forget it, it's your fans who scold you the most. If you have... You're finished, you don't even have a crooked neck and Qiuqiu Qun. You really are at the end of your rope." Tang Yi was telling Alice When I came up with an idea, I found that she really had a bad hand.

Compared with Yaotiaojiang, who is good at managing fans, God of War with six-pack abs is simply a loner.

Coupled with the recent plagiarism incident, many people have turned fans and blacks.Therefore, if this continues, Alice's web writing career may not be bought by anyone.Unless she can write light novels of the level of cosmic masterpieces and human bibles in the future, there is a high probability that she will be cool.

"What did your editor say?" Tang Yi suddenly remembered something, and said suspiciously and sourly, "Writers of your level should be taken seriously by the website, right?"

"Edit... edit?"

Alice, who was asked, tried hard to remember, and her expression was like "Huh? It's amazing, I still have an editor?".

"Did the editor contact you?"

"Well, the editor-in-chief and the editor-in-chief... both called me..." Alice nodded obediently.

"Called?" Tang Yi was surprised.

"But I... I didn't answer." Alice nodded, then turned around.

"What about Qiuqiu's news?"

Alice's refusal to answer the editor's phone call is understandable to Tang Yi. After all, she is invincible only if she has a keyboard, no matter whether she is creating or spraying people.

"This..." Alice handed the phone to Tang Yi coyly, "here...here."

Tang Yi took the phone a little nervously, and clicked on the chat history between Alice and the editor in charge.

However, it did not disappoint him.

[Shut up pig!It's not your turn to give pointers to me when I write novels! ]

[plot?idiot!You didn't understand my works at all! ]

[Shut up, shut up, shut up, it's so loud!I don't need you to remind me of the manuscript! ]

[what?Come to remind me to change, get out! ! !I moved! ! ! ]

This is already relatively distant news records.

Sure enough, the website had already anticipated the possible troubles caused by the character of the Six Guys, but the other party didn't listen to it at all, and the innocent responsible editor was even spat on indiscriminately.

In other words, this guy is really bad to the bone.

Apart from trolling people on the Internet, she should know nothing.To endure this kind of author, the responsible editor will become stronger and bald sooner or later.

And Tang Yi looked through the recent chat records. Whether it is the editor in charge or the editor in chief, they all gave the same opinion: God of War with six-pack abs publicly apologized for eating Tangqiaojiang.

It turned out that the website had already stopped the fight, but Alice was unwilling to take a step back because she was too greedy to eat Tangqiao sauce.

"By the way, the editor-in-chief's way of talking to the editor-in-chief is quite tactful, and the method is also feasible. Don't you think about it?" Tang Yi suggested.

"...Impossible!" Alice was rarely angry, crossed her hands, and made a big X, "Bad Qiaojiang! I don't... I don't apologize!"

"Well... I don't think you're wrong, it's just that in this matter, the cost of going up hard is too high, and it's not worth it at all." Tang Yi thought it would be easier, "So, let's compromise."

"Bad... idea." And Alice threw the dinner plate on the ground with a bang, anxious and angry, and already wanted to spray Tang Yi on her phone.

"Don't panic..." Tang Yi didn't know that Alice was so difficult to speak, so he could only turn off his phone to avoid being disturbed.

Because there was nothing Tang Yi could do after turning off the phone, Alice had no choice but to stand up and stamp her feet while gritting her teeth.

I don't know, I thought Tang Yi didn't let the girl with tooth decay eat ice cream, which caused her to cry and make noise there.

"You can't...lose to her, to that kind of person...absolutely not!" Alice said angrily.

"Yeah..." It's hard to deal with, I have already asked Alice Qipao to serve me, and now I can't help, it's a bit unkind.

However, Tang Yi thought too much. An excellent orthodox western fantasy writer like Alice, who does not regress in the love of candy sauce for writers of small white novels, can be regarded as the character of a literati.

"In her book... there is not even a cute girl!"

Well, fuck it meow's literati style.

Tang Yi, who was just about to complain about something, suddenly found a bright spot.

"Aren't you just a cute girl?"

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