My youth love story can't be so scumbag

40 words, I... want four blades~ (makes a sound of pushing forward)

Chapter 170 What's Underneath the Cheongsam? (4700 words)

It has to be said that the taste of the dead house in the three-dimensional is no less than the real three-dimensional.After all, in Lanyue Private High School's "Top Ten Most Wanted Characters", Tang Yi knew that Luo Siyu, Alice, and An were not snake faces or awl faces.They are particularly rich in their own characteristics in terms of facial features, not to mention the number one Alice, whose sapphire-like eyes and impeccable small and delicate face are a big success in the Two-dimensional rankings.

So, having said so much, Tang Yi just wanted to express: Since Alice is also a beautiful girl, why did she lose?

Wrong, completely wrong, beautiful girls are invincible!

"What are you... talking about?" Alice was so frightened that her body trembled, she took a step back consciously, and begged Tang Yi, "I didn't say... I didn't say anything about other... services."

"Don't worry, there are no fewer than four beautiful girls in the same room with me. They are still young girls and have not grown into proud women." Tang Yi unconsciously sexually harassed Alice. Fortunately, that guy is not afraid of threats other than being beaten, so he has no grudges.So, after sitting upright, Tang Yi raised an index finger and asked Alice seriously, "Does the editor know you are a girl?"

[Nonsense, there are 72 parts of my real body, the rest are substitutes, only a strong man with six pack abs is the main body! ]

"speak English."

"No...no." Alice found that Tang Yi's question was serious and serious, so she had to try her best to answer, "I'm using a relative's... ID card."

"That's right, I almost forgot that minors can't directly sign the contract." Tang Yi remembered that when he signed the contract for Happy Reading, he also used the ID card of a cousin in the nerd circle.

"What...how?" Alice timidly asked Tang Yi.

"No wonder." Tang Yi suddenly realized that the people in the editorial department would not be so dull!So, after thinking it over clearly, Tang Yi said firmly, "If the editor knows that you are the kind of beautiful girl who is more beautiful than most girls and is an active female high school student, this matter will definitely not be handled like this."

"Why...why?" Perhaps it was because Tang Yi praised her as a beautiful girl, and she was also a beautiful girl who surpassed most girls, Alice's cheeks seemed to be slightly flushed.

"Because you are a super popular girl writer." Tang Yi replied sourly.

Although I don't want to admit that I lost to... Forget it, what did you say about losing to the six guys, the six guys have never regarded themselves as their old enemy.

No, you should think of it this way, the combined manuscript fees of Tang Yi and the six guys can shake the happy reading economic system!

"Beautiful...beautiful girl or something, no one has ever said that to me." Now, Alice blushed even more thoroughly.

This is the first time Tang Yi has encountered a person who is troubled by praise.Because most of the others are superficially "overrated", but in fact they desire to "continue".

"How many people have you talked to?" Tang Yi complained flatly.

"..." Alice turned her face away in embarrassment, and changed the subject, "So...so?"

"What I mean is, although in the circle of light novels and novel writers, the quality of the work should be judged by the work, but the reality is not like this." Tang Yi found himself getting more and more sour, obviously the beauty given to him by God is already superior enough , he still wants to be jealous of Alice's gender, he is not enough.However, the truth is still to be explained, "The reality is, if I don't mind a good-looking female writer, even if her writing is mediocre, there will be a team to package her. Especially for girls who write male videos Books, there will be a group of people who will tolerate her with the words 'the author is a girl, it is good enough to write male stories'. Although I don’t want to admit it, as a writer, it is true that beautiful girls are more likely to succeed.”

"..." After listening to it, Alice said in a daze, "I... I didn't understand."

"That is to say, you can hype yourself like you want to eat Tangqiaojiang, or send a photo to your editor and tell him 'Is it cute? This is me'. If you continue like this, you will definitely win." Tang Yi told It taught Alice a simple way to succeed, which is comparable to a novice training camp.

Although he is leading Alice in a bad direction, it is not him who is wrong, but the world: there is a very exaggerated atmosphere in today's society. Although it cannot be described as immoral, it has indeed brought about an unsunful atmosphere.

Whenever the word "most beautiful" is added to some less popular occupations, it will become full of gimmicks.For example, a female traffic policeman whose beauty is slightly higher than the average level is just a picture of wiping sweat under the sun. After being dubbed "the most beautiful traffic policeman", she can become an Internet celebrity at an exponential growth rate.Also, what's more, the most beautiful young judge, the most beautiful teacher with a delicate figure and good looks, the most beautiful cleaner with delicate skin, the most beautiful driver who drives steadily, etc., can all be fired.

Of course, if the "most beautiful" character setting is sold badly, and artificial settings such as "Buddhism" and "vigor" will be replaced later, someone will always buy it. After all, the hype and entertainment spirit will never stop, unless Earth explodes.

"Don't you understand? Although you scold readers and editors, as long as you are a beautiful girl, you will be able to turn defeat into victory in this tearing war." Lemon Yi encourages, "In other words, be beautiful Girls win the world."

Unconsciously, the scene began to ignite.

"So... so." Alice raised her head and looked at Tang Yi slowly, "Should I... expose my real body?"

Sure enough... the problem is still here.

"Isn't your real body a tough guy with six-pack abs? This weak shell of a beautiful girl is just a substitute. I don't think it's a big problem to be exposed." Tang Yi wanted to reason with Alice in a joking tone.

"..."

But obviously, Alice is not the kind of girl who is suitable to be reasoned with.

Therefore, in order to prevent Alice from being too sensitive, Tang Yi continued to explain: "Exposing your true identity is your advantage. The quality of your novels is higher than that of Tangqiaojiang, and you have already confirmed your identity as a beautiful girl. But the other party is different. There is no direct evidence, such as photos, to prove that she is a beautiful girl. Maybe Qiaojiang is actually an Internet ladyboy? So, as long as you let readers know about yourself, you will win. You can even swear from before The black dots have turned into cute dots, my genius-level idea is simply...why are you shaking?"

When Tang Yi persuaded, Alice had stopped speaking, her eyes were occupied by fear.Just like when Tang Yi snatched her mobile phone away for the first time, trembling all over, he said after a long time of deliberation: "You...are you...the devil?!"

"Huh? Of course not." Tang Yi never felt that he was a devil. After all, he didn't sell his soul to Lucifer like a certain writer. "By the way, what's wrong?"

"Where..." Alice clenched her fists. Although the slits of the red cheongsam were very high, people could see the low blue and white stripes with any movement... Wait, why did you already see it?By the way, Tang Yi found out that Alice was stomping her feet, and stomped fiercely, "Nowhere... can't do it!"

Alice's resistance to this level was still expected by Tang Yi, so it was not that surprising.

It's just that if this is all denied, with Tang Yi's not-so-big brain and troublesome character, he really can't think of more strange tricks: "Don't think about it at all?"

"NO!" Alice rarely spoke without an ellipsis.

Hey, troublesome, awkward, rookie.

Tang Yi wanted to slip away.

"Since you say that, then I have nothing to do. I have already told you all the methods I can think of." Tang Yi felt a little irritated because he was too brain-intensive. It's a good solution to the problem, what can I do if you don't promise me?"

Tang Yi's tone was not very good, but he didn't feel guilty about it.Just like raising a child, it is impossible for her to realize the difficulties of parents with a blindly good temper.

When Alice saw Tang Yi's displeasure intervening, she immediately became uneasy, and faltered to talk to Tang Yi, but her expressive skills were too poor, so she paused for a long time before speaking briefly: "Sheng... angry Yet?"

"No."

"Don't...don't be angry..."

"Hmph, I'm not angry!"

"..." There was no way, Alice, who had been stunned for a long time, made a decision after struggling for a long time.He ran straight to the living room and brought a plate from the refrigerator, on which were placed two cherry tomatoes... No.Why are cherry tomatoes green?There is actually a pinch of green on the head.

Got it, this is the cherry tomato of Cos strawberry!

You really put gold on your face, little tomato.

"Please...please eat strawberries, this is...my favorite...fruit." Alice emphasized the four words 'my favorite' again. Although she didn't know what she wanted to express, she used her hands to resent The act of pushing her share of Cos strawberry cherry tomatoes in front of Tang Yi really made him feel better.

But Tang Yi is very curious, why is the thing that this guy uses to bribe others her favorite?

Does Tang Yi have to hang a payment QR code around her neck in order for her to understand the essence of bribery?

"Well... If it weren't for the sake of Shui Miao and Liu Lao's works that touched labor and capital, I wouldn't be able to bother thinking about this kind of thing." Tang Yi waved his hand, and took a Cos Strawberry as a matter of course. Cherry tomatoes, put it in your mouth.

miangmiangmiang...

In an instant, the sugar of the cream, the sugar of the strawberry, and the sugar of the fruit juice all attacked Tang Yi's taste buds.

This cherry tomato... is super delicious!

"Give me another one." Tang Yi stretched out his hand and took another one from the little butterfly in Alice's hand. While tasting happily, he chatted with the million author, "This kind of strawberry...forget it, just Let’s call it a strawberry. Isn’t it expensive?”

"Hmm..." Alice nodded, not knowing how to answer, "Your one...[-]."

It was only after Tang Yi finished eating that he understood that he had consumed [-] soft drinks in ten seconds. The feeling of being forced to consume was very complicated.

"I'll spit it out for you."

"Ah? No, no need!" Alice shook her head.

"Why not? Wait for me here, right? First, you disguised strawberries as cherry tomatoes to lure me to eat them, and then later explained that this stuff is super expensive. If you don't pay, you will call the police, so as to coerce me into helping you tear it apart." How can it be repaired!" As a sensible person, Tang Yi has never lost economic benefits by deliberately touching porcelain.But now I really lost, this guy Alice used his harmless appearance to let him walk into the trap step by step.

"..." Alice didn't understand what Tang Yi was fighting wits with, so she took out her favorite Longyin strawberry as a thank you gift, just to show: Follow me, if I have a bite of sweets, I will be half of you... …a sweet treat.

Why should it be understood as touching porcelain?

and many more……

When she was with Tang Yi, Alice felt that she had learned a lot of useful things, or in other words, things that were useful to Tang Yi.

Afterwards, Alice rushed forward and hugged Tang Yi's thigh, and Alice held on tightly: "No matter! You have to... be responsible, be responsible!"

"It doesn't exist! I, Tang Yi, a scumbag, don't take responsibility!" Tang Yi blushed halfway, not because he blushed because he could catch a glimpse of the snow-white streak inside the collar of Alice's cheongsam from this angle.Instead, after eating two strawberries cultivated by Ruanmeibi, I feel uneasy.

"Bandits...bad guys...shameless...don't go!" Alice continued to hug Tang Yi's thigh.

"...You are enough!" Mozhe, Tang Yi could only stand up in embarrassment, turned his face away, and said helplessly, "You are despicable, let me think about it."

"..." Alice was dumbfounded by Tang Yi's words, she pursed her lips and nodded.

"Damn! It's really troublesome. I don't need to get involved in this kind of thing, right?" Tang Yi held his forehead and felt a headache. After glancing at Alice who was expecting and scared, he really didn't know how to completely reject her. , "Okay, then I'll be your NC fan once."

"Really...really!"

Alice jumped up happily.

At the same time, Tang Yi saw the whole picture of the blue and white stripes.

Moreover, there is only a flat stomach above the navel, where is the six pack abs?

"It's rare for you to carefully prepare the routine. If I don't fall for it, I won't have a sense of variety show." Tang Yibai gave Alice a glance, and his tone was not very friendly.

"Hey..." Alice nodded, narrowing her eyes and smiling, "Good dog..."

"What kind of chicken is a good dog, I want the dog to buy it himself!"

"Hey..." After being promised by Tang Yi, Alice was no longer afraid.There was no impurity in the smile. With this kind of smile, Tang Yi couldn't get in the conversation at all, and could only focus on her smile.

"Leave the dog thing aside. What we should discuss now is: how to turn the tables in the face of a big headwind, win with one move, and defeat Qiaojiang, who wants to eat sugar." Tang Yi interrupted her self-sufficiency with realistic words. Hi, "Did you hear that?"

Alice paused, nodded and said, "Beat... beat her!"

"You didn't listen to it at all." Tang Yi was completely convinced, "You have to use the network method and the human design method."

"How to use the Internet... and human settings?" Alice looked at Tang Yi in a daze.

"This, of course, is to use the method that attracts the most fans, that is..." Tang Yi dragged his voice seriously, "Live broadcast!"

"Straight... straight live broadcast?!" Alice was stunned.Waving hands frantically, the resistance couldn't be more obvious, "Live broadcasting is...impossible!"

"Calm down, I know you don't want to reveal your real identity." Tang Yi knew that she would have such a reaction, so he explained calmly, "Now no one should know that the real identity of God of War is you."

"...you know." Alice interrupted Tang Yi, and pointed at him weakly.

"Except for me." Tang Yi continued, ignoring her point of view, "Because neither the editor nor the readers know the truth. So you can secretly ask a beautiful high school girl to live broadcast in the name of the author God of War, If you want to refute it, you have to eat Tangqiaojiang. If the editor asks about the identity of the original author, it will be explained by the God of War double, and minors cannot sign the contract."

Tang Yi feels that the website will not be too entangled, because they also want gimmicks and traffic.

"This kind of person...you can't find it at all, can you?" Alice shook her head and said.

"Please, your friend." Tang Yi said inadvertently.

"I... have no friends." Alice lowered her head and was almost cried by Tang Yi.

"Ah... I'm sorry." Tang Yi realized his cruelty, apologized lightly, and then added, "Think again, is there anyone else who can replace me?"

"I... know very few people, I... have no friends." Alice was broken.

"..." Because it was too tricky, the two fell silent at the same time, and then half a minute later, Alice suddenly raised her head and said, "Whoever... can do it?"

"If it's a beautiful girl."

Tang Yi was already impatient.

"Fake...is it okay?"

"Huh? What do you mean... Fuck, what are you looking at me for!"

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Women's clothing may not be acceptable to some people, but I just want to make the story interesting, so this paragraph must be written.But, I can only say that it's not the kind of cute plot of women's clothing, the male lead will be... cool (probably).

Then, the yellow woolen thread will be great in the end, Braised Fish bet on her integrity.

Chapter 170 The stockings that a beautiful girl hasn't worn are worthless (4600 words)

"This is my...favorite dress." Alice took out a strawberry-colored princess dress from the closet, and then picked out a white silk dress from the floor cabinet, and hugged the two scary things together. After sending it to Tang Yi, he asked happily, "Like...do you like it?"

"I don't like it." Tang Yi replied coldly without even looking at it.To be precise, it should be that he doesn't like wearing it on himself.

"This... this pair of stockings... I haven't worn them."

Alice handed Bai Si to Tang Yi, and explained carefully again.

"Then I don't like it even more." Tang Yi blurted out.

"Huh?" Alice always felt that she was being molested by Tang Yi, but she didn't understand where the problem was, but she was so shy that her heart beat faster and her cheeks were hot.

"Alice, it's not a question of whether you like it or not." Tang Yi sat in front of her computer desk, put her hands on her knees to show her innocence, "You suddenly brought me to your house, and then used a strawberry that was so expensive to trick me. , and then I tried my best to help you with advice and discuss ways to fight back from the Jedi, but you actually want me to wear a small skirt to pretend to be you... No, pretending to be God of War with six-pack abs. Do you think it is appropriate?"

"Hmm..." Alice nodded bluntly, then turned her face away and said, "No... can't you?"

"Don't take it for granted, of course not!" Tang Yi was furious, "Although you are a beautiful girl, but I am not Kamijou Ma, it is impossible to do any troublesome things unconditionally. As netizens, between us The friendship between them is as pure as Ruanmeicoin, it is really sad that you vulgarize our relationship like this."

"Then..." Alice was frightened by Tang Yi's serious remarks, and looked up at him blushing, "Then...do you want to make any...conditions?"

"Isn't this a condition... Can you make a condition?" Tang Yi grunted.