After knowing what kind of weak chicken your six-pack abs God of War is, I will still be afraid?

What a joke.

[asshole!There must be something wrong with me! ]

Saying the most cowardly words in the most vicious tone, Alice is very proficient in raking her ears.

[So, what's the matter? ]

Tang Yi yawned, leaned on the chair in front of the computer and scratched his head, feeling very depressed by Alice.However, Alice guessed that her mentality was not very peaceful. After all, Tang Yi used the threat of "hanging up and beating", which sounded painful, so how could she not take it to heart.

So, in less than three seconds, Alice answered Tang Yi's question.

[The guy whose soul is corroded by the smell of copper is really disgusting!The snobs are gathering like cockroaches!Die to all dark-hearted idiots! ]

It's just that this kind of maxim that is extremely secondary and deeply analyzes the society makes Tang Yi even more irritable.

[Explain the above news in the modern Chinese of Wushi, otherwise I will hang you up and beat you at school tomorrow. ]

Tang Yi has no leisure time to accompany Alice in crossword puzzles, especially with his unconstrained translation accent.

[What I said is clear enough, why can't you understand? ]

[Also, I warn you once, don't threaten me again!Especially what nonsense to hang up and fight! ]

[Hanging up and hitting at every turn, can't you communicate well?Dog troll! ]

Funny, trolls call me trolls.

[Communication or something, forget it on Qiuqiu, I'll call you. ]

Tang Yi didn't want to spend any more time on such meaningless things, so he directly called Alice.However, the phone rang only once before being hung up with a beep.

[What is your barren mind thinking about?Why do such a horrible thing! ]

Unexpectedly, Alice hung up on Tang Yi's phone and overreacted.

[Because I can't understand what you said on Qiuqiu, so I plan to communicate on the phone, understand? ]

Tang Yi was very upset, the inappropriate calls made by others were reasonable, but his calls were not answered?

and many more……

Why am I arguing about this kind of thing?

[A moment of being arrogant and sometimes being happy, I have been arrogant and arrogant in Shura field, I hope the host can get rid of this disgusting personality as soon as possible.Scum point +20]

Come on, what you say is what you say.

Seeing that Alice did not reply directly to him, Tang Yi continued to send messages.

[I can't help if I don't know what's going on, and my eyelids are starting to drop.By the way, speaking of falling, I might hang up and beat some half-spoken rookie tomorrow. ]

Tang Yi knows that Alice is the kind of girl who can communicate, but she must not force her, but must be persuasive.Just like stroking a dog, forcibly stroking the dog may be counterproductive, but if you discuss with it in advance (how to cook dog meat) before stroking it, the effect may be twice the result with half the effort. (Of course, you can try it with your dog to see if he thinks you're stupid).

After a 5-minute pause, Qiuqiu's message came again.

[You idiot, hit it. ]

Emmm... There has been progress.

Although there are insulting words mixed in, at least the sentence pattern is polite.

So, after a lot of hard work, Tang Yi finally got on the phone with Alice.However, after connecting, the other end of the phone was as quiet as heaven, without any noise at all.

"In?" Tang Yi asked tentatively.

"No, not here."

Alice's voice became smaller and smaller, and Tang Yi knew that she must be panicking and wanted to hang up the phone.

"Ghost stories should be told in a more horrifying tone." Tang Yi said calmly.

"No~in~"

Alice timidly cooperated with Tang Yi.

"I'm not talking about cross talk with you!" Tang Yi was speechless. Alice's fear of people is really extreme.Sometimes, Tang Yi was really impatient, but after thinking that Alice didn't do it on purpose, he could only persuade himself not to be angry again and again, "One last time, what is it now..."

"Night, good evening."

Alice interrupted Tang Yi and said abruptly.

"Huh?" Alice's abrupt greeting made Tang Yi puzzled.Moreover, this good evening seems to have been rehearsed for a while, after all, the tone is a little stiff.

"Right now... the weather is fine."

"Weather?" Tang Yi glanced out the window where he couldn't see his fingers.

"Have you got a meal yet?"

"Eat it, it's still your takeaway."

"Health is fine..."

"Okay, there's no need for Huaxia-style politeness."

Tang Yi felt that Alice's nervousness had overflowed when she called. He was even a little worried that the other party would imitate an aunt carrying a vegetable basket in the vegetable market and chat awkwardly, "When are you getting married? Do you have a partner?".

"I can feel your concern and greetings, so let's talk about business." Tang Yi's tone no longer contained the element of patience, and he said straight to the point.

"What did you say?"

Alice asked cautiously.

"What, what! Of course, what do you mean by those words you said on Qiuqiu?" Tang Yi said half annoyed.

"literal meaning."

"I literally can't see what it means."

"That's...that's..." Alice faltered and her voice became weaker, "The editor in charge and the editor in chief...and the person in charge of the live broadcast...called me."

Oh well, has the management of the website and the live broadcast platform been alarmed by this live broadcast?

Although this has nothing to do with the original purpose, but after the success of the project, the sense of nervousness and uneasiness is still quite subtle.

"Then did you pick it up?" Tang Yi asked.

"No...impossible! I can't... call someone else!" Tang Yi heard Alice's stomping.

"Then where are you now?" Tang Yi asked maliciously.

"..." Alice, who was silent for a long time, rarely uttered two words fluently, "Bad guy."

bad guy?Labor and management are bad guys?What a strange point of view.

After doing these few votes, Tang Yi even felt that he was the kind of impotent harem male lead.

Okay, listen to everyone, randomly push a heroine to prove that she has sexual function!

Although Tang Yi refuted the idea that he was a bad person in his heart and had some evil thoughts, he still did not entangle with Alice verbally, but changed the subject in a flat way: "You mean to say that because the editor-in-chief of this live broadcast Did you take the initiative to contact you again?"

"Well... yes." Alice's tone was full of anxiety, "They also asked... if the person who broadcast the live broadcast was me."

Exactly as Tang Yi imagined, editors are a bunch of perverts.

If there is a popular female author with good looks, the website will definitely be obsessed with and praise her, because there are not many female authors who write men's books, and even fewer with good grades.Nowadays, there are so many cool character designs of JK beautiful girls with poisonous tongues superimposed together, which is enough to consume for a while.

In fact, in the final analysis, this crooked trend...

Tang Yi is also one of the facilitators.

"Then how did you answer? Did you miss anything?" Tang Yi asked seriously.

"No... nothing leaked."

"That's good, you don't have to be hung up and beaten."

"I deleted the edit..."

"It's so beautiful... what?!" Tang Yi was stimulated by her flawless operation, why is she so good at dragging her back?There is no way, Tang Yi can only try his best to instill normal social etiquette in her, "Don't talk about handling the relationship with the editor and kneeling and licking frequently, but you must always maintain basic etiquette. Why are you deleting people?!"

"They... will find out." Alice said weakly.

"Discovered?" Alice said, Tang Yi became a little alert, "Then...you didn't explain to them that you signed the contract with other people's identity information because you are a minor and cannot use your ID card. In fact, the live broadcast is Are you yourself?"

"I said..." Alice faltered, "but...they let me."

"What do you want?" Tang Yi vaguely felt something bad was coming.

After hesitating for a long time, Alice finally said, "Participate in...the fan meeting."

"Then join..."

Since she pretended to be the Six Guys in women's clothing, who would go to the Six Guys' fan meeting?

Have it.

Hang up, block, sleep.

----

The new victim will not come out for the time being, first write some comedy, daily Shura field or something, and gather the past heroines together.

Chapter 180 Alice's IQ may not be low

"Did you watch the live broadcast on the xx platform last night? There is a high school student, Heisi Yujie, who is very punctual and likes to gossip, which is very interesting!"

"Is that the newcomer with a strange name like God of War with six-pack abs? It's really a bit of a joke. The first live broadcast crushed many big game live broadcasters on the platform, and almost rushed to the top of the list."

"I've also heard that that young lady is a villain. And he seems to be a popular author on the Happy Reading Fiction Network. He has become the first female writer and anchor to scold readers at Happy Reading."

"Why does she want to broadcast live if she doesn't write novels? Is she cheating on rewards?"

"It seems that it was broadcast live because I wanted to fight with a fellow female writer."

"That female writer is called 'Qiaojiang who wants to eat sugar'. I even stepped on a wave of her comment area, although I don't know her."

In Monday's school, the small group of boys who are usually keen to watch the live broadcast began to discuss with great interest.

Of course, the female anchor they are talking about, "Six Pack God of War", is Tang Yi.

Therefore, Tang Yi, as the master, not only felt a little tense in a certain part when he passed by those nerds who were discussing fiercely, but also unconsciously thought of the ghostly deeds of a certain island country women's clothing boss who was discovered and confessed by his classmates.

Fortunately, they didn't recognize it at all.Otherwise, the plot will become like everyone disgusted, and I am disgusted too-joking is not nonsense, how can Tang Yi be gay!

Also, as they say, Qiao Jiang, who wants to eat sugar, has completely failed.

Overnight, the novel was blocked, and the book review section of the old book was attacked to the point of self-isolation. At the same time, the dark history was constantly being dug up by Lu Zhuanfan netizens.For example, instigating readers to swear, plagiarizing the character design of Tanmei novels, using trumpets to mock authors who hit the street, etc., a lot of things that destroy character follow after people are frustrated and frustrated.

As a writer, if you want to eat Tangqiaojiang, you have no choice but to change your vest and change your website and start over.

Of course, although Alice is very domineering on the Internet, she is actually very kind and weak, so seeing Qiaojiang in such a miserable state, she couldn't bear to say nothing.

Let's celebrate the addition of "Moon Princess".

What's even more embarrassing is that the website's attitude towards this matter is very clear.Resolutely abandon Qiaojiang and help the six men.After all, it is a trend for writers and scholars to become famous, and the website will not let go of the gimmicky setting of a beautiful girl writer.This is like a master who originally had a place in the literary world, because after becoming the first writer in China to win a foreigner's self-cutting literature award, he was launched by major media and exposed his life unrelated to the work. Explore the footsteps of celebrities and find homes for living people.

This kind of thing is a kind of harm to the writer and the work himself who are unwilling to be consumed.

However, it was not Alice who was emotionally hurt.

That guy actually agreed!

Fortunately, Tang Yi's attitude is also very clear.

"It's none of your business, hang up high."

……

[My lord was also tricked by the despicable ones, so please be filial to me once more! ]

After going to his place, Tang Yi found a box of cakes on the table that looked too expensive to be consumed by himself, and a small note in the cake box.

And then there are little notes within little notes.

The font in the small note was shallow and small, and it took Tang Yi a lot of effort to read it clearly.Moreover, there are four words written on it that for the six guys, the human design collapsed.

[I beg you. ]

"Fuck, this girl has a heart!" Zhou Yu, who was jealous of the little things like chocolate, milk tea, and cake on Tang Yi's table, but didn't find it strange, walked over in surprise.After expressing his exclamation, he picked up the spoon next to him and dug through it on his own, "It looks expensive, I'll help you solve it."

"Don't eat this." Tang Yi pressed Zhou Yu's head, preventing him from pounce on this piece of strawberry cake.

"Huh? Damn it, why!" Zhou Yu was puzzled and at the same time angry, "Obviously you would let me eat everything before, why are you so out of touch today?"

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