My youth love story can't be so scumbag

"No poison test today."

"Oh……"

Zhou Yu didn't lose his temper, but he just had to spend some time thinking about the logic of Tang Yi's words.

"Did you see the person who delivered the cake?" Tang Yi was curious as he stared at the strawberry cake.

Is Alice so talented?He could even go to the classroom of senior students to deliver things.

"I don't know, I just came here too." Zhou Yu shook his head, the emotion in his tone completely disappeared, and he was still thinking about the sentence just now, "I don't need to test the poison..."

"That... I think it was given by a girl." One of the first vulnerable trio who usually comes to the classroom, replied Tang Yi timidly, "But... when she ran away, she used inertia to corner and was very fast. , I only saw the faint golden afterimage of her hair..."

"Blonde hair?" After being distracted, Zhou Yu ignited a new point of excitement, "Could it be...Ai Li, who most wants to be the No.1 lover character..."

"Okay, science popularization is meaningless now." Tang Yi interrupted the chatter of the database.

"Eh? Look at Ah Yi like this... Could it be that your relationship with that super invincible first beautiful girl is good enough to give each other gifts?!" The dog-licking thinking is that the goddess can never lose, so As strong as Tang Yi, he will not be favored unilaterally.

"That doesn't matter, the crux of the problem is..." Tang Yi shook his head flatly, "What about the cake?"

"Idiot, since you don't want to return the gift, let me eat it, and then tell her that the cake was stolen by a classmate, isn't that all right?" Zhou Yu gave Tang Yi an idea full of selfishness.

"Oh?" But thanks to Zhou Yu, Tang Yi had an idea, "I ate it directly, and then told her that my classmates stole it, wouldn't it be more enjoyable."

"..."

hiccup~

……

noon.

Strawberry cake should not be regarded as breakfast, it is too greasy.Of course, it shouldn't be lunch, it's too flashy.However, according to Alice's personality, she always likes to bribe others.So if nothing else happens, cakes will continue to be delivered.

[Please wait in the classroom for my uncle, and tell me when there is no one. ]

After glancing at Alice's news, Tang Yi said directly to Zhou Yu who was going to the cafeteria next to him, "You sit in my seat, and a beautiful girl will come to deliver food later."

"Really? Then I won't eat lunch, just sit back and wait!" Zhou Yu was happy to oblige.

"Then I'm leaving." After greeting Zhou Yu, Tang Yi came out of the classroom directly.

Then, the final step is, send Alice a message.

[The classroom is empty, come quickly! ]

After sending this message, Tang Yi smiled slightly.Then, wandered in the corridor for a while.In the end, I did the opposite and went to the unoccupied staircase where Alice often stayed alone.

result……

Alice, who was sitting on the stairs, put down the cake in her hand, patted the position next to her thigh weakly, and motioned to Tang Yi to sit down.

"...Aren't you supposed to catch me in our class? Why did you appear here." Tang Yi's smile was completely frozen.

"Because..." Alice lowered her head, pointed at her fingers, and said hesitantly, "I feel...you will lie to me."

It's over, the more you teach, the smarter you are?

Chapter 180 The Fifth Staircase Rolling Over and Over Again

Rooftop, a holy place where the male lead of the harem and the first, second, and n girls happily engage in dating.

The blue sky, the gentle breeze, the scattered petals, and the savage growth of youth all blend together harmoniously in this place.

Of course, the above hypocritical scenes can only appear in harem manga, or harem day manga.

In reality, it is: weld the door to labor and management!

Therefore, Alice, who has always been a loner and suffers from severe social phobia, sits alone on the highest step of the stairs outside the roof of the teaching building, with her back facing the locked iron door, her hands Holding the sweet party Tang Yi's strawberry cake that was about to vomit, staring timidly at the unfortunate male protagonist who was tricked downstairs.

Tang Yi, on the other hand, stood under the stairs, looking at Alice sitting on the stairs, a little dazed.

From the glass window on the iron door, a glare of sunlight leaked in, and the light just fell on the girl's wheat-like blond hair, gradually dyeing it a little charming wine red, but at Tang Yi's tricky angle...

It seems to be able to see the pure white bear Pangci.

That's right, I watched it again, and it was like this.

"You wait here for a while." Tang Yi was unexpectedly calm, even if Alice squatted back, he didn't panic, put his hands in his pockets, and said lightly, "Don't worry, I won't run. I just want to Just go to the cafeteria to buy a practical and delicious pork chop rice, that's right, don't let me see the strawberry cake again!"

"That..." Seeing Tang Yi's strong resistance to cakes, Alice quickly took out a strawberry-wrapped bento box from her back and put it on her lap, and patted the position next to her buttocks again, for fear that Tang Yi would not understand Suggested, open the mouth and say, "Sit... come up."

"Don't rush, I will do it myself."

There is no way, since Alice has been so well prepared to grab the order, there is no reason to continue to decline.Besides, Tang Yi, who is basically in poverty every day, accepting a free lunch is equivalent to extra krypton.Therefore, being taken care of by Alice is a way to satisfy both self and wife.

Of course, the premise is that the rich woman doesn't have so many bad tastes.

Reluctantly, Tang Yi walked up the stairs and sat beside Alice.

"Are you... angry?" Alice turned her head to look at Tang Yi, and said something thoughtless leisurely.Tang Yi thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out, until Alice added the last part of the sentence, "Before...the ramen restaurant."

It turned out to be the case.

Tang Yi remembered, when he met Alice at the ramen restaurant.Due to her resistance, the two of them sat in the extreme right and left positions separated by a gap.

"Oh, I understand." Tang Yi nodded earnestly, then moved his body to the left, sat directly on the handrail of the stairs farthest from Alice, and explained, "This is called anger."

[Today you are indifferent to me, tomorrow I will be indifferent to you, you really understand the essence of slapstick.Scum point +15]

[Fool!Don't leave me within half a step, or you will be saved and killed! ]

"Then..." Tang Yi's answer will never disappoint those who follow him, "How to solve it when you go to the bathroom?"

"..." Of course, Alice is not the kind of boring character who disappoints.Facing Tang Yi's question, her cheeks blushed, and she answered after serious thinking, "You can... lie outside the door."

Come on, call the police.

No, not to catch me!It's the blonde hooligan!

"alright."

Holding his forehead, Tang Yi didn't plan to play childish ghost with Alice, and planned to sit down near Alice.However, he hasn't gotten up yet.Alice stood up by herself, picked up the bento, and an arcane leap flashed to Tang Yi's side.Then, he sat down mechanically.Moreover, the distance at this time is not even half a step as she said.

The soft thing has been attached to Tang Yi's arm.It is said that the mixed-race C milk is softer than the sum of the three A breasts in the country.

"What's this smell?" At the same time, the takeaway aroma rising from his side also attracted Tang Yi's attention.But when he turned his head to look over, Alice was holding a lunch box in one hand and a spoon in the other, feeding a piece of good-looking hamburger meat to Tang Yi's mouth.

Then, Tang Yi didn't dodge, Alice said hello, he ate, and after eating, he gave a very high evaluation: "Which takeaway, tell me the name of the store."

"This... I did it myself!" Alice retorted confidently.

Of course, the reason for her confidence is that putting the prepared takeaways into the empty bento boxes is what she knows as cooking by herself.It is as strong and natural as melting chocolate and then solidifying it to make handmade chocolate.

Feed bento, send cakes, and take the initiative to show favor.

What is the ultimate purpose of Alice's doing these things, Tang Yi's heart is as clear as a mirror-to tarnish his male soul again.

"Alice, how is our relationship?" After taking a bite of bento, Tang Yi turned to look at Alice and asked seriously.

"Lover... above, husband and wife... not enough." This question was a bit sudden to Alice, but she was not frightened, and quickly gave her own opinion, "So far, I am your closest friend." ... Girls. Of course, the possibility of falling out of favor is not ruled out."

"..." Tang Yi didn't know that the theater in Alice's mind could accommodate so many stories, but the answer was not too different from what he imagined, so he didn't get too entangled. Tang Yi said, "You see, we have such a good relationship. But am I pushing Alice to do things she doesn't want to do?"

"I'm not allowed... to use the phone." Alice replied straightforwardly.Then, Tang Yi pinched her soft face into a bulging puffer fish.

"Did I force Alice to do something she didn't want to do?" Tang Yi reasoned again, "If not, just shake your head."

Alice shook her head.

"So don't force me anymore." Although Tang Yi's tone was still calm, there was already that kind of serious displeasure.Of course, that's what he wanted to convey.

"You really... don't want to wear... a pretty... fluffy... very comfortable little dress?" Alice asked weakly.

"Even if you add more modified prefixes, it will change the fact that small skirts should not be worn by boys." Tang Yi was not changed by Alice's low-level temptation, "There is no need to go to the fan meeting, you can just dove Those people are not a big problem."

"Are you... angry?" Alice was just introverted, not dull, and even extremely sensitive in certain situations.

"No, tell me why you want me to go." Because Tang Yi was determined to teach Alice stubbornness today, he now chooses to lie by shaking his head.

"You must... be angry." Alice first refuted Tang Yi uneasily, and then lowered her head to tell the truth, "On the day of the meeting... the bookstore will put my books... on the most obvious shelf. Subway Inside... there will be illustrations from the animation. In the comic exhibition... cosplayers wearing character costumes will also buy signed physical books from the author himself."

"That's really great." Tang Yi was sour, but he thought it was time to be sour, after all, it would allow Alice to learn some necessary social etiquette, "But, that's just your dream, I may not be moved for you .”

"Hmm... That's right." Alice nodded weakly, not daring to look at Tang Yi, "That's... my dream."

"So you should go."

"I'll be there."

"Isn't this all right?" Tang Yi said half annoyed.

"But...I want you...to see this." Alice's words became more and more excessive, and even said that she was a bit selfish. If she only talked about the first half of the sentence, Tang Yi might really want to talk about her, but she hurriedly added The last sentence made Tang Yi not very angry, "Because I think this book... belongs to the two of us. I think the reason...you should know."

"..." Tang Yi was stunned by the sudden statement, because Alice seemed to be...

I also remembered how short that period of time was.

"I'm very sad..." Alice had just finished speaking, before Tang Yi could figure out how to answer, she spoke again.

"Is it sad because I didn't understand your thoughts?"

The blame in Tang Yi's tone was gone, and he was even a little at a loss.After all, what Alice said just now is similar to "These mountains and rivers were all brought down for you alone".

"No..." Alice shook her head awkwardly again, and began to blame herself in a rare way, "I'm just sad... I didn't understand your feelings, self-willed... I made so many requests. And... strawberry cake, yes My favorite food, I didn't expect...you don't like it."

Alice reflected so deeply that Tang Yi couldn't educate her.

"I'm sorry..." Alice's eyes glistened with water, she stood up and apologized in a trance, and then planned to leave, "I made you... so embarrassing."

"Oh..." Tang Yi nodded belatedly, accepting Alice's apology.Then, watching the blond beautiful girl who was introspective, said with some concern, "Alice, watch the road."

"Oh..." Alice, who agreed inadvertently, didn't pull herself together, and when she went down the first step, she was completely empty.Then, he staggered, completely lost his center of gravity, and was about to fall down the stairs, "Ah—"

"Alice!" Tang Yi grabbed her instinctively, and at the same time lost his center of gravity with her, and fell backward on the ladder with distinct layers.

The severe pain made Tang Yi feel that his back seemed to be breaking one by one...

"It hurts."

The back of Tang Yi's head was humming against the concrete, and as soon as he raised his head hard, he found that he and Alice were in the same position as omelette rice: Tang Yi was embracing Alice's head with both hands, hugging her whole bear ...

"Senior, is that you? I heard from Senior Zhou Yu that you might be here..."

Zhou Yu intuited that there was something... no!

Not the time for such leisurely things.

Well, am I going to be cold?

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Thank you for the 5 reward from the deputy head, I was a little confused yesterday, I forgot to mention it, sorry.

Chapter 180 Alice: You can be bullied

Tang Yi is experiencing the most crisis moment so far.

This sense of crisis is stronger than facing a hundred gangsters alone. After all, the threat of gangsters is not fatal, but the threat of girls is completely different.Especially in such a place close to the rooftop, it always reminds people of some healing anime stalks.

That's right, the female voice coming from the stairs was indeed from Tang Yi's acquaintance, and what's more, the owner of the female voice had already been raped once, in the changing room of the shopping mall.Now, it actually appeared again at a time and place that shouldn't have appeared.

Tang Yi, who was hugging Alice in a bear hug, let go of the hand that was tightly hugging Alice, and then stood up with as little movement as possible.

Although his body was still pressed against Alice and he could feel the other party's hot breath, Tang Yi was still able to remain calm and made a "shh" gesture to Alice.

"Hmm..." Alice's legs were clamped tightly, and there was no resistance to being thrown to the ground by Tang Yi.It's just that the current appearance is really unsightly, so it's normal to be shy.The blush on the cheeks was also more eye-catching against the scattered blond hair.

"Senior? Are you really here in the corridor? It can't be... with a girl, right?!" An Xin's tone became extremely flustered.

However, worrying that it was not Tang Yi who ran into her, but An Xin who was dating other young couples, she didn't rush forward in a hurry, but kept trying at a constant speed.

"Huh—" Tang Yi exhaled softly, not in a hurry to get up from the ground to startle An Xin.It's about crazy brainstorming, trying to find the best way to resolve this kind of thing in your mind.

"Can I...play you?"

However, the most exasperating thing is that when Tang Yi was seriously thinking about crisis public relations methods, this guy Alice was not restless at all...

and many more!

After seeing Alice's nasty Internet troll face, Tang Yi suddenly had a show routine.And as the danger got closer and closer, this routine was used directly without thinking about it.

[Zhou Yu told me, you have something to do with me?But I'm in the playroom right now. ]