Three Philosophical Questions for Travelers

The Iron Guard known as Panshi said to him: "Your Majesty, the Northern Territory cannot live without you. If you die, the Northern Territory will perish, so I will protect your safety."

"Very well," said the king, "now, return to the palace."

The king came out, with red footprints all the way.When he climbed into the carriage and reached out to help the side of the carriage, he left a red handprint on it, and he realized that he was covered in blood.

The mad king was already stained red with blood.

I need a...hot shower, he thought.

Then he fled back to Tianhu Lake as if fleeing for his life. As soon as he entered the path, he dispersed his followers, then got off the carriage and ran to his bedroom.As he ran, he took off those clothes that were branded with sin. In the end, the King of the North ran naked on the edge of Tianhu Lake.

The naked mad king shouted, cried, and said loudly: "My lovers, my best, most beautiful, most loyal, most loyal and most loyal babies, come and see your little king! Come on! , come and love him!"

Then he plunged into the comfort zone, drunk and dreaming.Elena's breasts, Jasmine's thighs, Daphne's red lips... and hot water, pillows, juice mixed with milk... At this moment, everything outside Tianhu Lake is a nightmare, nothingness.

From this day on, the little king died and was replaced by the mad king of Eagle Head City.

The next day, the story went viral.The townspeople started calling him "The Mad King," "The Infant Slayer," and other gibberish nicknames.

The king—the Mad King didn't care, and at the moment, like Bowle Kahn, he wanted people to be afraid of him.People are afraid of him, so they dare not hurt him.That way he'll be a little bit safer, too.

And what's the use of regretting at this time?His hands were already stained red with blood.When sleeping at night, he will hear women screaming and babies crying, oh, this sound can't be driven away, he has to learn how to adapt.

Today, the Northern Shuangwei received a letter.

When the Mad King heard the news, he ran into the Pigeon Tower, wanting to be the first to see the letter.No one can look at it before he looks at it.

The Yinhua Knight of the East Guard City said in the letter: Your Majesty, everything is fine in the Northern Guards, please don't worry, Your Majesty.Lan Zuo's army has been besieged by the Double Acropolis and the Great Knights in three directions. The people in the bay area were killed and abandoned, and they were defeated.Presumably in some time, the main force in the Gulf region will be wiped out by us.

The mad king looked at the letter and wondered: Lan Chu's army?

Why not the army of the Little Trident?What about Bow Kahn?Where is he?

This doubt did not last long, and soon, the second letter came.This time the letter came from Sword and Shield, sent by one of his spies.

The spy wrote in the letter in code words: Your Majesty, Castle Sword and Shield may not last long.Bullland was fine against the Sand Scorpion, but now that there was a small trident, Bullland couldn't hold it anymore.

The little king was stunned—what?Little Trident?How could he be in Castle Sword and Shield?

He continued to read the letter.

The letter said: Baku Kahn is terrible.I have witnessed his way of fighting with my own eyes. Your Majesty, he is a monster. He is a demon in mythology and a demon king in legend.

He is invulnerable and invincible, and I am not exaggerating, Your Majesty.He took an ax in the back of the head, but continued to fight as if nothing had happened; he charged up the wall himself, killed hundreds of people, and brought down an arrow tower with a sledgehammer.

Bullland's mountain warriors went into battle together, but he killed them all.I saw the mantis warrior's arms were torn off, the head of the flower gun was smashed, and the chief guard was thrown out of the city wall by him. I'm afraid he flew tens of meters away. I don't know, maybe it should be closer. Sorry, Your Majesty , I can't figure out the exact value.

The handwriting was trembling, obviously the man was very frightened.The mad king's hands were also shaking.

The letter said: No one can stop him, Your Majesty.With him here, Bullland's castle wouldn't last long.The morale in the castle was fairly stable now, and Bullland was encouraging. He told people that support from Eagle Head City would arrive soon.People rely on this belief to defend the castle, but if the support is delayed, it will only be a matter of time before Sword and Shield falls.

Your Majesty, if you want a castle, you must do so as soon as possible.

Finally, attach the general composition of the enemy army——

Sand Scorpion Panaf: A total of 13 people, basically infantry, and about [-] crossbowmen.Ten catapults (temporarily), four chariots (temporarily), no artillery, and ladders are not counted.

Bagu Kahn, about seven hundred cavalry. (This is very unusual, but we only saw about [-] cavalry, don't know if he has a reserve.)

The matter is of great importance, and please His Majesty personally decide.

The Mad King burned the letter after reading it.

OK, both Bullland and the Northern Guards are lying to me!

Bullland, he was defeated by Bone's army, but he didn't tell me about it, for fear that I wouldn't give him support!Fortunately, I didn't believe him. If I went, my army would be massacred by Bagu!

And the Silver Flower Knight of the Northern Guards!Why didn't he mention that Bakugan had left in his letter?Why?

These damn nobles, they never tell the truth.

The Mad King came down the stairs, and when he came around the corner, the woman's scream and the baby's cry came to his mind again, and he patted his head, and called out, "Bring me some liquor to my room!" saying After he finished, he staggered to his own room.

When he went back to the house and drank strong alcohol, his mind immediately became dizzy, but the sound was still there, and it became more and more strange.He punched himself on the forehead, and then rang the silver bell in front of the bed.

Soon, his two concubines came over.He sat at the desk and said to the two of them: "Lick it for me, the two of you come together." He opened his legs as he spoke.The two women took off their coats, knelt at his feet half naked, took off his pants, and began to lick his penis.However, the mad king's head was still dizzy, and he couldn't work like this, so he took another sip of wine.

The wine was so hot that he coughed—damn it, who likes to drink that?Unless he's crazy.

"Your Majesty, your..." The concubine held his soft belongings, "You may be too tired, do you want to take a rest?"

"Baby, I want to rest too." The baby flashed in his mind, "But I..." The woman screamed, and he had a splitting headache, "I can't sleep."

"But so..."

"It's okay, go ahead, lick until I don't feel it." He picked up the pen.

Mad King vs. Mad King, V

Mad King vs. Mad King, V

He endured the discomfort and started today's work.While writing notes and drawing a map, he thought: Baku Kahn is considered the king of the Bay Area. Since the king has come, the main force of the Bay Area will follow. There is no reason to say that a king will bring seven hundred knight.

He wasn't going on an outing to hunt!He went deep into the enemy's rear, but he came to attack the city!

Seven hundred people can't change the situation of the battle at all, let alone protect the king.If he really only has 700 people, I just need to send troops to encircle him, and this battle will be over!No matter how strong the little trident is, he can't beat a hundred thousand people.Guangyingtou City sent [-] reinforcements, and there could be more if forced conscription, and Vulcan Castle can also produce some people, even if Exlid is unwilling, he can also produce some people at this time.The Grand Knights can also turn their horses around to participate in the siege.And I can recruit small nobles and militiamen, which is tens of thousands...

Encirclement and suppression of 700 people is definitely enough, but how could Ba Gu only bring [-] people?

He slammed the table hard, and the girl under his crotch stopped in fright.He bowed his head and said: "It's okay, continue." At this time, he became hard.

Bagu said that he also brought [-] cavalry, maybe even more!I know, this guy just wants to force me out of the city, and then consume my soldiers, and then storm Eagle Head City!There is a large plain outside the mountain city, which is suitable for cavalry to fight. Now Baku Kahn's cavalry is as strong as that of the Grand Knight, and he himself is a unparalleled warrior in the world. No one can defeat him on the plain.

I will never send reinforcements there!

All fucking liars!

He wrote a letter to the Lastor family in the extreme north, telling them to keep an eye on the beacon corridor between Tianhu and Beihai at all times, and set off immediately to support Eaglehead City as soon as they see the signal.

The Mad King made up his mind to fight to the death with Bone Kahn at Eaglehead City, but he didn't care about Castle Sword and Shield.

Let them all die, traitors, liars, villains and cowards!

All be damned!

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It was the third day, and Sand Scorpion was still taking his time.

In the past three days, he carried out a tentative attack, and after several people died, he immediately withdrew the army back.

Ba Gu is really anxious-how can there be such a war?He really wanted to go up and teach Sand Scorpion to attack the city himself.

On the night of the third day, his emotions reached their peak. He found Sand Scorpion and said, "Sand Scorpion Panav, if you fight like this, you won't be able to take it down in a year!"

"If you can't win in one year, it will be two years." Sha Xie said with a blank expression, "If you can't win in two years, then it will be three years. People in the Western Regions are patient and can wait slowly."

"Fuck you!" Ba Gu stared at him and scolded him, spit on his face, "Give me your people, and I'll teach you how to attack the city!"

The four guardians drew their swords together, but Sand Scorpion held them down, signaling them not to do anything.Then the emperor wiped the saliva on his face and said: "First, you insult me, I will record this debt; second, you want to use my people to attack the city, yes, then we will sign a contract. If you If you succeed, how do you share the credit? If you fail, who will compensate for my loss?"

Ba Gu said: "I will not fail!"

The sand scorpion said: "The contract must consider all possibilities. Bagu Kahn, the king of the bay, without a contract, I will not give you any soldiers and horses. I am the king of the sand people, and I will treat every seven-color Lord believers are responsible."

If it weren't for your usefulness, I'd kill you first! "Okay! Then let's talk, how do you want to draw up the contract?" Bugu said to him.

Sand Scorpion asked him: "King of the Bayland, let me ask you, how many soldiers do you need to borrow from me to take down this castle?"

Ba Gu said: "[-] to [-], the more the better."

"I want the number to be accurate to the single digit."

"28231 people." Ba Gu casually said the number.

"28231, good." Sand Scorpion nodded, "If you capture the city, what do you want?"

The Bone Lion opened his mouth wide and said, "I want Fort Sword and Shield!"

The Sand Scorpion was still indifferent, "This is an unreasonable request, Bowle Kahn." He said.

Ba Gu said: "If I capture it, it should be given to me."

Sand Scorpion said: "I made 28231 people, and I have the right to get the castle."

Bugu said: "But I also have credit! This castle can't be half of one person, you can figure it out."

Shaxie thought for a while and said, "How much can you give me back for these 28231 people?"

"At least 1 people." Ba Gu is confident.

Sand Scorpion said: "In that case, let's make a bet. If the number of survivors is less than [-]—"

"Less than five thousand!" Ba Gu immediately repented.

Sha Xie glared at him: "No joke, Your Majesty."

Ba Gu also stared at him, stalked his neck and turned his face, and said: "I didn't sign the contract again! Does what I say count? Sign it! Fuck you!"

Sand Scorpion's face remained unchanged, "Eight thousand." He bargained.

"Six thousand!" Ba Gu bargained.

"Seven thousand five."

"Six thousand three!"

"Deal." Sand Scorpion nodded, "If the number of survivors is lower than this number, then the castle will belong to me. If after you capture this steel fortress, I can get back [-] living soldiers, then I will give up the castle." To you. However, the rest of the mountain people's land remains mine."

"Deal!" Ba Gu waved his hand to give him a high five, but Sand Scorpion dodged away.

Shaxie said: "Set the table, take paper, pen and red mud!"

Immediately, some soldiers set up the venue, and they asked Ba Gu to sit on a chair, and then a clerk began to write the contract by hand.Soon, the contract was written, and Ba Gu took a look at it. The content was complicated and there were many clauses, which seemed to be very strict.

The contract was very long, and Ba Gu was too lazy to read the text, but he didn't dare to sign it directly, because there might be sand scorpion's tricks in it.He patiently read one by one.It was also written in the contract that if Bugu Kahn was defeated, he would have to bear [-]% of the military expenses for this war.

It's so fucking black!

Don't wait for me to make a move, wait for me to defeat the northerners, you will be next!

I want to enter Cold Night City and sign a contract with your mother. The contract says: Let her give me eight sons, if they don’t come out, I will take her to breed with camels!

Ba Gu held back his anger and signed the contract. There was no other way, he needed to end the battle quickly, and then go back to support Lan Zuo, or attack Eagle Head City.

After signing the contract, you can finally start fighting.Bagu allocated 28231 people from the six major camps, and selected four lieutenants and several messengers.He first explained his military order clearly, and the sand people who came back from the province could not understand human speech, and then identified their military flags, uniforms, command flags, and war drums one by one.The most troublesome thing about borrowing troops is that the language of the army is different and the organizational system is not unified.

Fortunately, these people are well-trained, and everything is ready in just one day.Ba Gu thought in his heart: Actually, I should run in with them for another month, but I don't have so much time.Who knows when the little king will go crazy and send someone to poke my ass?Who knows how long Lan Chong can last there?

"Siege the city at noon tomorrow." Ba Gu ordered.

Mad King vs. Mad King, Six

Mad King vs. Mad King, Six

The Mad King stood before the gilded cage.

The gilded cage, which refers to the guest room where noble hostages are placed under house arrest.Everything here is real gold or gold-plated, symbolizing preferential treatment.But the guests can't leave here, they have to eat and drink here, and their stools must be put in gilded basins.

The dwarf sat on the bed, his misshapen legs unable to reach the floor.

"Your father has betrayed me," the Mad King said to him, "Linnit Struba, your father has rebelled."

"If he didn't want to rebel, he wouldn't throw me here." The dwarf sneered.

"So the hostage is useless. Although you are innocent, I still want to kill you."

Linnett opened his ugly mouth, revealing a mouthful of strange teeth, "Do you still care about killing innocent people?"

"Even you know?"

"Your servants say it in the corridor, when delivering meals, and when changing the urinal. I can't help but listen, Your Majesty the Mad King!" He laughed.

Seeing him like this, the mad king felt as if he was the king, and the mad king himself was a condemned prisoner.

Ah, it's almost there.

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, killing a few women and stabbing a baby is nothing!" the dwarf chuckled. "In the historian's writing, it's nothing! They just need to move a little bit!" Just start writing, and your crime becomes justice—that is to put the overall situation first and act decisively, ah, the premise is..." He shook his thick fingers, "You have to win this battle, Your Majesty."

The Mad King murmured, "If I lose..." What would scholars and poets say of me?