Three Philosophical Questions for Travelers

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The dwarf said: "Then you must leave a shameful mark in history, Your Majesty. According to the history books I read, well, you should be called...babyeater, to a babyeater."

"I didn't eat the baby." The Mad King showed a distorted smile.The baby screamed in his head and he punched his own head.

The dwarf's eyelids trembled, "Your Majesty, eating babies is more sensational than killing babies. Poets, actors, and gossips are more fond of telling such jokes. And they will attribute the failure of the war to your viciousness." , you failed because you ate the baby, yes, that’s right.”

"Fuck you," said the Mad King.

Sand Scorpion's son spread his hands and said, "I just want to disgust you. I don't have any malicious intentions—at least not too much, Your Majesty. Anyway, I'm going to die."

"You want to die so much?"

"A person like me is tortured to live, Your Majesty. Die early and reincarnate early, oh, I want to change to a two-meter-tall body."

"My life is also torture." The Mad King revealed the truth to him.

The dwarf named Linnit said: "Fuck you, Your Majesty."

The Mad King looked at him: "Don't you believe it?"

"You can talk about it when you can't reach the toilet when you can't pee, and your shit falls into the potty." The dwarf's sneer made the mad king very annoyed.

"Come on!" he yelled, "Chop off this guy's hands and feet, stop the bleeding, and heal his wound!"

The dwarf laughed like crazy and said, "Fuck you, you crazy man! You might as well chop off my dick too, it's useless to keep it anyway!"

The mad king also laughed: "No, keep him! Let him get a good erection, and then you will have nothing to do!"

He ignored the dwarf's curses and just left the room.

At noon, another military situation came.

This time it was not a pigeon, but a person.

Slenn Mullister.

The adopted son of the God of War, one of the three knights of the Great Knights.

In the early days of the war, he led the cavalry out of the city alone, saying that he wanted to save the North.

Later, the Mad King didn't bother with him. It is said that he harassed Bugu's army, and then he didn't know what happened, so there was no news.

But this guy can come back alive from Ba Gu's hands, he is a bit capable, the Mad King thought to himself.

And so the Mad King received him—at the highest level of a private interview.

They met in the Silver Palace, and the Mad King invited him to sit across from him and filled a glass of wine with his own hands.

"To you, hero," said the Mad King.

Silen drank the wine in a hurry and said, "Your Majesty, there is no time to be polite now. I have an urgent military report!" Silen was covered in wounds, his armor was covered with mud, and his eyes were even more red. It looked like he hadn't slept for a long time. up.

"You say it."

Sloan said: "Your Majesty, as far as I know, Baku Kahn is no longer in the Northern Guards."

"I already knew that." The Mad King was a little impatient.

"He may have gone to Sword and Shield."

"He almost knocked down Fort Sword and Shield!" The Mad King glared at him.

Silun's eyes widened, and he asked, "How is this possible? Fort Sword and Shield has Bullland and Sand Scorpion Panav, how could it be...fallen?"

"The sand scorpions have rebelled."

"Betrayed? This..."

"Do you fucking understand human language?" The mad king jumped up and slapped the flagon flying, and overturned the table, "Treason, betrayal, betrayal! A heinous betrayer!"

Silen was taken aback by him, "I... sorry, Your Majesty. I don't know."

The Mad King asked him, "Who are we sending information to whom, big hero?"

"Your Majesty, I have been traveling non-stop and have no time to inquire about the information on the western battlefield. Please make amends. However, I have brought an important message!"

"You said."

Slun said: "Ba Gu Kahn did not bring many people with him this time when he marched northward. I am afraid he only brought more than 1000 cavalry."

The Mad King smiled, and said, "You mean the little trident went deep behind the enemy lines? Oh, he just went to Castle Sword and Shield to help the Sand Scorpions fight?"

"I think it's possible."

"He's the king of the bay, knight. Do you think a king would do that?"

"But I saw it with my own eyes!" Silen stood up, "Your Majesty, this may be an excellent opportunity—is Fort Sword and Shield broken now?"

"Probably not yet."

"Do we have any reinforcements? Can we go and surround Bowle Kahn?"

"There are reinforcements, but I don't want to send them out."

Silen asked in surprise, "Why?"

"No reason." To send out is to die.

Silun's lips trembled, and he said, "Little Trident...he didn't bring many people, Your Majesty! Really not many."

The Mad King stared at him and thought: If what he says is true, then yes.I can send 10 people to besiege the little trident, and if he can't be beaten to death, he will be exhausted to death.But, must Sloan be right?What if he got it wrong?And the big knight has a precedent of betrayal. Hegson has been recruited by the little trident now, so he may also betray me...

They all think I'm stupid!Bowle Kahn, King of the Baylands, King!That is a body of ten thousand gold, and if there is a slight mistake, the whole game will be lost.If you want to fight, don't you just send a general?How could the king rush to a place like Castle Sword and Shield with a thousand cavalry?

It doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense!Even if Bugu Kahn is reckless, Lan Zuo will never let him do this!

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Now the Mad King doesn't trust others, he only trusts his own judgment.He was betrayed throughout the war, the little trident was supposed to be loyal to him, but he became the first betrayer, followed by Florus betrayed, Sand Scorpion betrayed, so did the knights, even the prime minister... …

He doesn't trust anyone anymore.

The Mad King said to Silen: "I will definitely not send troops."

Slenn Mullister said loudly: "Your Majesty, I really have no soldiers! Now is the best opportunity, if you miss it, you will be gone!"

"I'd rather miss than risk it," said the Mad King.

Silun turned around in a hurry, he stood up and sat down, sat down and stood up again, and then paced and wandered around the room...

"If you don't reinforce Bullland, he's probably..."

The Mad King said: "Then let him...sacrifice. It's also an honor to die for the country."

Silen shook his head sadly, and said, "No, it will be worse! If he surrenders, then we..."

"The person who should rebel will rebel sooner or later! Let him go!" the Mad King roared.

Silun knelt on the ground with a bang, just like the iron guard who begged him not to kill the baby that day, "Your Majesty!" he shouted, "I am willing to lead troops to encircle and suppress the enemy generals, not a hundred thousand, but only fifty thousand That's enough! If I can't win, I will die and serve the country."

5 people?Where would you take the 5 people?Are you going to make a small trident, or send it to sell?

"I won't give it to you alone." The Mad King said in a cold voice.

Thrun cried and kowtowed to him, and slammed the floor fiercely, "Your Majesty Cade Heworth, my king! If you don't make a decision, the northern border will really perish! Bone Kahn, he only has 1000 people! !"

"I don't fucking believe you, fuck you! Who knows how many people he has?"

Silen knelt on the ground and shouted: "He only has a maximum of 1000 people. If I lie, let me die without a burial place!"

The mad king was annoyed, he shouted: "He is a king, how could he bring only 3 cavalry to this place, I tell you, he brought at least [-] cavalry! There will not be a king in this world who only brought [-] cavalry A cavalryman dares to go deep into the enemy's rear! Even if he dares, the people around him will not let him do this! Once I transfer the people from Eagle Head City, his ambush will attack the city!"

"Then I'll go search for the ambushes!" Silun's tears dripped down his cheeks, "I'll search the mountains, fields, and cities. If there are no ambush soldiers, you can send someone to support Bullland!"

The Mad King thought for a while and said, "By the time you finish searching, Fort Sword and Shield will have fallen long ago."

Silen stopped talking, only the chatter of his teeth remained in the air.After a long time, he squeezed out a sentence from his throat.

"You coward," said the knight.

"I'm just a mean, crazy coward," he said.

The knight dusted off the dirt on his body, stood up from the ground, and said: "The northern border is hopeless, Your Majesty, I have to go."

"Where are you going?"

"I don't know either." Thrun turned his back to him, "I am a knight in the north, and I have sworn allegiance to this land, to my country, to my king, and to my god. When all this When it disappeared..." He choked up and said, "I'm just a lost dog."

"Are you going to join the enemy?" The mad king only cared about this.

"If you doubt me, kill me now," he said.

The Mad King waved his hand: "You go. As long as you leave Eagle Head City, then I will not kill you."

The knight took off his helmet and cloak. He folded the cloak into a cube and placed it on the ground. He polished the helmet and pressed it on top.When all this was done, he bowed to the king and said, "Good-bye, Your Majesty."

The Mad King turned away from looking at him.

I may have missed an opportunity, thought the Mad King, but I may have avoided a trap—who knows?

It was getting late, he was going to bed in the big house, and the girls were all moving here.He was so busy with business that he really couldn't go to Tianhu Lake anymore.

All kinds of voices rang in his head—this time, the woman's screams, the baby's screams, and now there was another dwarf cursing.He came to his bed against the screams of many ghosts.

The room is big, the world is small.The bunk was a big one, but the mad king was a small one.

Ghosts are tormenting him.He felt something grab his neck, but he didn't care much.

Why would I torture these innocent people?While pinching his own neck, the mad king thought, why?Why didn't I kill myself?

Those hands were uncontrollable, tightly jamming his throat.The mad king is still thinking: I have committed a crime, I have killed innocent people, I have killed a baby who cannot speak.He is still so cute.

why?

Does my heart stop hurting?

Or is it that it hurts all the time, and I'm used to the pain?

He couldn't figure it out - he lost consciousness from suffocation.

When he woke up, he found himself lying on Ellie's lap.

"I didn't ask you to come," he said to the princess.

"I feel that you have something to do...so..." hot tears rolled from her eyes and fell on the little king's face.Very hot.

"What are you doing!" she cried, "how shall we live if you are dead?"

"You can serve the next king." The Mad King said expressionlessly.

Ellie stared at him wide-eyed and said, "If you weren't the king, I might give you a slap in the face."

"Presumptuous." The Mad King whispered.

"I'm presumptuous, please execute me." Ellie said.

The Mad King looked at her and said, "I can't bear it."

Ally slapped him, loudly.

"Did you hit me?" the Mad King asked her.

Allie said to him: "Your Majesty, if you want to abandon me, you can give me a rope or a glass of poisoned wine directly. I promise not to dirty your room or cause you trouble. But you can't insult me, I Love you, I will not let another person enter my body except you."

No one had ever beaten him, no one had ever beaten Cade Heworth, and no one had ever beaten the Mad King.The short-term shock made him regain his sanity. The mad king—the little king asked his concubine, "What's wrong with me?"

"Nowhere is good," she said.

The little king asked her: "Then you...just please me and serve me because I am a king?"

She shook her head and said, "It's not because of that—everyone knows you're not going to be king for long."

"Presumptuous." The little king said with a smile.

Ai Li looked at him, the smile in her eyes was as sweet as honey, "Your Majesty, the sisters have already made up their minds. If you can't be the king, we will follow you, serve you, and serve you. Everyone will have some female celebrities , There are also people who can read and write, no matter how poor they are, they can sing and dance, and even if they go to the human world, they can still take good care of you."

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