Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

The intelligent AI didn't get angry, but just stroked X's chin gently, and fed another fried dumpling, X was flattered.

——What's going on, why is Angela so happy when she answers wrong?

X couldn't figure it out, probably couldn't figure it out, she was always extraordinarily slow in some respects.

【What is the type of file that Yesod, Minister of Intelligence, did not handle today?What is the official name of the Abnormal Body numbered T-01-68?What are its management requirements? 】

"Uh... How do I know the file that Yesod handles, but this number should be Death Butterfly Funeral, and its management requirements are [justice] level three or higher, [courage] level three or less."

【It seems that you have carefully read the Abnormal Body file, it is worthy of praise】

The fried dumplings were put into X's mouth, and the intelligent AI rubbed X's belly again. The belly was soft, and it didn't show any signs of bulging even after eating so much.

[What are the hobbies of the Minister of Security Netzach?What are the chances that she will do her job well? 】

"Drinks, enkephalins, shit...but there's a [-] percent chance that Netzach will get the job done!"

X can be regarded as meeting a question that he knows, and he answered it without thinking.

【Why are you so sure that Netzach will do a good job? 】

"Well, because Netzach has changed his ways, and the prodigal son won't get his money back."

X suddenly realized something, but he didn't dare to say in front of Angela that he had promised Netzach—if he finished his daily work, he would give her more rewards, and now because he gave Chlorella a little 'negligible' ' reward, so she's doing a good job.

【Then can you generously tell me how to make a hopeless addict change his past? 】

The intelligent AI caressed the bright red mark on X's collarbone, and when he stroked the bitten and swollen place... there was always a subtle pain.

"Uh uh uh……"

X began to play dumb, even if he didn't realize what he did wrong, and what made the intelligent AI unhappy, in the face of a strong desire to survive, X also knew that no matter what, he couldn't say the specific content.

【Well, this is your freedom, I hope you can tell me one day. 】

The last fried dumpling on the plate was fed into X's mouth, and the intelligent AI seemed to be fooled by X's pretending to be stupid.

[The last question, what is the final graph of the function expression of r=a(1－sinθ)? 】

"...love...love?"

The function graph constructed by X in the brain presents the appearance of a heart.

[It seems that you still have some common sense of mathematics, this is a reward for you, fig pudding. 】

The sweet and sour fig pudding appeared as the last dessert of the dinner, just like a romantic ending to the dinner. The pudding has beautiful fireworks outlined with fig jam.

The intelligent AI untied the red rope tied to X's body, and then handed over the small spoon for tasting dessert to X, so that X could enjoy the last delicious fig pudding with peace of mind, unexpectedly very considerate.

"Well, I'm not full, Angela, is there any more?"

But X was not satisfied even after finishing the last dessert. Recently, her appetite has grown, and this kind of delicate dishes served on small plates can't satisfy her appetite at all.

[Although your weight is considered to be thin according to the current human standard, if you do not control your diet more, you may soon lose control]

A simple translation is, there is no more.

X looks pitifully at the bare dinner plate, very speechless, eating a dinner requires effort, regardless of the taste, it is not enough to say that you are not full, it is like spending a lot of money to go to a private membership restaurant It's the same as eating boiled cabbage.

Uh... Maybe a little stronger than that kind of grudge, after all, the taste and ingredients here are still top-notch.

But the smart AI didn't give it away, it was just a pile of dinner plates that looked exquisite but were seriously insufficient.

But this is just a word of intelligent AI, and it does not mean that there is really no way to fill the stomach. X is the type who will not give up until the goal is achieved. Generally speaking, as long as the goal can be achieved, regardless of the means, she Don't care about the process, only care about the result.

So... X wants to use a super despicable but effective method again. This method has been tried and tested. It is the most effective against AI. Apart from taking a little risk, there is almost no harm.

"Angela, I'm hungry, I'm really hungry. Let's treat it as a midnight snack, okay~"

X started to cling to his AI secretary, and put his arms around the AI ​​secretary halfway, like a black cat that was originally indifferent and suddenly talked to its owner, full of tricks.

Cats are rubbing, begging for catnip...

【no】

The smart AI didn't change face, and showed no sign of letting go, but it didn't refuse X's crookedness.

"Is it really not possible?"

【Director, this is for the sake of your health, you only need to eat [-]% full for a meal】

There is still no sign of letting go, as if the intelligent AI has developed immunity to X's set, it seems that X can impress the intelligent AI only if it works harder.

"But I'm not even [-]% full. I can't sleep when I'm hungry."

As if to prove his authenticity, X took the hand of the intelligent AI and rubbed it on his lower abdomen.

Excellent executives know how to bribe their secretary, and X understands this very quickly. Although he is as slow as a sloth hanging from a tree in a certain direction, he just skips the reasoning process and directly Coming up with an answer, X is pretty good at it.

Even if she doesn't know what the principle is, she knows that it works for the AI ​​secretary, and it works, it's a good way!

【Okay, what do you want for supper? 】

The intelligent AI finally let go, and after paying a little 'insignificant' sacrifice, X finally got the right to add a meal - a supper.

“Spaghetti bolognese!”

X answered almost instantly. This kind of enthusiasm is more than ten times higher than the cold attitude when getting along with the AI ​​secretary.

The intelligent AI also seems to know this, so after X put forward the demand, she didn't immediately agree to her request, but continued to delay, letting X add more chips.

【Well...then you have to promise me one condition. 】

"! It won't be an excessive request, Angela, I won't agree to you just because of this kind of thing."

As soon as X heard the conditions, X immediately became serious. She is still wary of smart AI. X is willing to promise something to other ministers, but she will never agree to the conditions of smart AI easily, because smart AI will always make excuses. punish her.

The AI ​​secretary put the label of [Dangerous] on X, so he will not easily agree to the request made by the intelligent AI. At least a plate of spaghetti bolognese is definitely not enough. If you give more, you can consider it.

【Am I such an untrustworthy existence in your eyes? It's really sad】

Although it said so, the intelligent AI was very calm, with a flat tone, and she was completely reading. She didn't seem to care about X's suspicious eyes, as if she was used to it.

【Can you promise me that you will have a good night's sleep? I wish you a good dream, supervisor】

The AI ​​secretary gently combed X's messy sideburns. The untended sideburns always feel a little messy, because they are a little long, so the wind will sometimes block the view a little.

"Hey, is it just this level? Of course it can."

Therefore, X got the midnight snack as he wished. After all, the conditions proposed by the AI ​​secretary were too simple, and X didn't feel anything wrong.It's worth it, very worth it!

What, Angela is still easy to talk to.

X thought to himself, enjoy the sweet and sour spaghetti bolognese with peace of mind, and go to bed with a full stomach.

This time, X slept unexpectedly deeply, unexpectedly soundly, and was not disturbed by any outside movement. Even if someone entered her bedroom in the middle of the night and sat by her bed, she didn't notice it, and didn't respond at all.

"Well…"

She slept soundly.

day4, end.

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37. Is this resume yours?no.this is you.no really not

[Good morning, Director.The founder of the company always told me: Every successful experience makes you a better person. 】

[After overcoming countless difficulties and failures, Lobotomy will definitely become better.You too. 】

【Every day you are here is every step of the company towards a brilliant future. 】

【How are you doing today? 】

"Uh……"

[Of course it's not bad, the answer is so obvious, you don't need to answer it. 】

X was completely absent-minded, she didn't catch a word of what Angela just said, because she woke up in the morning feeling...not feeling well?

Obviously I went to bed very early and slept soundly, but after waking up in the morning, I felt very tired, very tired, groggy, my head was like a paste, and I almost stopped thinking blankly.

The longer the sleep time is not the better, sometimes sleep for a long time will become more and more tired, because of the sub-health of the body, X also has some symptoms of hypoglycemia, and there will always be a lot of confusion after waking up in the morning time.

Although it was like this a few days ago, it was not that serious. When X woke up this morning, I felt very ashamed. I took a shower in a hurry and changed some clothes again...

It feels like... I had a bad dream...

How could you have such a ridiculous dream...

X subconsciously aimed at his AI secretary, a little suspicious, and then immediately turned his head away, pretending not to care, drinking the hot milk in his hand.

Even if my AI secretary is really beautiful, I wouldn't have such a dream...?

Is it—

My head was literally pinched by the company's elevator doors!

X thought so, and wondered if his head was trapped by the door when he was sleepwalking, so that he could think about the intelligent AI.Even if... I really like women, intelligent AI will definitely not be her ideal type... Probably?

Just kidding, how could anyone like an intelligent AI with such a strong desire to control, a super bad personality and full of evil tastes, what a poor guy would try to fall in love with a bunch of existences that are essentially digital programming.

X vetoed it with three votes, directly adjudicating the absurd idea that came out of him.It is impossible for such a thing to happen, and intelligent AI will never have human desires, everything is just imitation and learning.

Yes...it can only be like this, they are all trivial things, you don't need to care about them, your mind and energy should be put on work, not boring personal things.

X drank the sweet hot milk, thinking about it, he felt relieved again.

Unexpectedly, the AI ​​secretary who had stopped at first suddenly asked, causing X to drink the milk in his mouth and almost spit it out.

【In the company, your every day is full and wonderful, the company prospers because of you, you are the pride of the company】

[Then director, what about your past life? 】

"My past life? Angela... Is there any point in asking this?"

While talking, X used a small spoon to stir the creme skin formed on the surface of the milk, and the creme skin that had formed was re-integrated into the fresh milk.

[I have read your resume, but just a written explanation is far from enough. As your secretary, I hope to get to know you better, and this is also to better assist you in your work in the future. 】

That's what the intelligent AI said, but X doesn't think that Angela would bother to understand humans who can be fired at any time, just like Angela never spends much time on employees.

In fact, X recalled her past life, it was very ordinary, and there was nothing commendable about it, and her resume was not brilliant... What is the reason for being hired by Lobotomy Company as a supervisor, or when did she apply for the job? Passed this resume...?

"It's okay, my life in the past was very ordinary, nothing special. I was just an ordinary nester, where I received my education and then looked for a job."

"Well...you know, Angela. It's not easy to live in the nest, and you have to worry about paying high fees every month. Those who can't pay enough 'eyes' will be kicked out of the nest."

"I would have been like them too, but I was lucky enough to be hired by your company as a supervisor, and I am very grateful to the company."

X answered in this way, and then continued to drink milk carelessly, licking the milk stains at the corner of her mouth. She was doing it casually like this. After all, most of the questions asked by the intelligent AI are irrelevant, and they are essentially to flatter the company.

But the intelligent AI frowned, as if it didn't agree with X's answer.

[Your resume shows that you have the highest degree in [-] fields including mechanical manufacturing, world geography, economic statistics, natural science, and biogenetics, and you have made outstanding achievements in quantum engineering and space-time observation made an outstanding contribution...]

【You are a very talented person. It is an honor for Lobotomy to hire you as the director of our company. Facts have proved that... hiring you is also a very correct choice. In just a few days, you will Created the highest achievement in history for our company]

"Pfft! I don't remember writing a resume like this, or writing this resume."

X was really choked up at this time. There is only one possibility for such an overly exaggerated and exaggerated resume from the mouth of the intelligent AI-the intelligent AI has committed a bad taste again and is making fun of itself.

[I think so, you don't look as good as your resume, but I think the company's files can't be wrong, you must have other special talents waiting for me to discover... After all, you can keep your It is not easy for my life to be on the right track all the time. 】

[Here, you will definitely live a better life. 】

There is a slight curvature on the corner of the intelligent AI's mouth, and it seems to be smiling, but such words are uttered, no matter how strange they sound.

Is Angela scolding herself for looking stupid in disguise?Just like the difference between instant noodle packaging and the real thing?

X felt aggrieved and depressed, because she didn't brag about writing that kind of resume, and she didn't even remember what she voted for.

She herself was obviously kidnapped!

But being teased by the smart AI every day can be regarded as a daily repertoire, and X is also used to it. The bad taste of the smart AI always finds a place to satisfy, and she just happens to be the one to be vented.

Although X can't understand the reason, but in many cases, it doesn't need to understand so thoroughly, right?Just like drinking milk, do you still have to think about how milk is produced?Obviously not needed.

"Well, Angela, can I have another glass of milk? I also want a sandwich."

X hesitated to lick the milk stains on the wall of the cup. She was not full yet, and the standard meal supply every morning could no longer meet her needs. Her appetite has become particularly good recently.

But the intelligent AI provided X with an apple this time, a bright and attractive red apple.