Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

【Do you need me to peel it for you?You know, a tree cannot grow in all places, it needs fertile soil, suitable temperature and watering...]

The intelligent AI continued to talk while peeling the apple peel with a knife.

[However, most of the seeds fall on poor soil, and it is a huge challenge for them to even take root. 】

【This is a very common metaphor. I can't water you or provide you with the right sunshine, but I will do my best to cultivate your land and pray that you will bear sweet fruits. 】

The peeled apples were cored by the intelligent AI, cut into pieces of moderate size, then inserted with toothpicks, put into fruit bowls, and placed in front of X.

X ate a piece. The sweetness of the apple was stronger than the sourness, which was the unique refreshing taste of fresh fruit. After feeling delicious, X quickly finished the plate of fruit.

Although I feel that there is something in the intelligent AI's words, X has never cared about these "insignificant" small things. She has always been attentive in her work, but lacks in her private life, and she is sloppy.

The always messy sideburns are the best proof. She really seldom takes care of them seriously, so that her hair is a little long and has not been tied up with rubber bands. I can't hold it down either.

But it doesn't matter, does it?The smart AI will always take care of it patiently for her, and, well, that's part of the charm.

Well-organized and meticulous has a meticulous charm, and slightly messy hair on the sideburns also has the charm of breaking the rigid rules, like green bamboo and king orchid on ink brushes, there must be a few broken strokes intertwined in the end, breaking and going upwards Lifeless, a little more fresh breath.

"Sweet fruit...then who picked the fruit? Is it you, Angela, the farmer in the orchard?"

For the wonderful metaphor of intelligent AI, X just smiled lightly. In fact, occasionally she would listen carefully to what the intelligent AI is saying, even if the specific content is completely charade.

【Director, this is just a metaphor...】

Intelligent AI frowned.

"Well, I was just joking, don't be angry, Angela. It's almost time for work, and I'm ready to start working!"

As soon as X saw the intelligent AI frowning, he immediately shut up and stopped talking about irrelevant topics.

X is a little depressed, why is his courage getting bigger and bigger, and occasionally he will turn around and tease the AI ​​secretary, and every time he speaks out what he thinks without authorization, and he has already done that when he comes back to his senses.

Provoking the authority of the intelligent AI is not a good sign. X is a little afraid that the intelligent AI will remember it and start to settle accounts...and then be punished by the intelligent AI.

Angela hasn't punished her recently, is she going to settle the score after Qiu...

Thinking about it, X became more and more uneasy. He had to work hard and add some achievements to find a little comfort in his heart.In any case, as the director of the company, if you do your job well, the intelligent AI should have no reason to punish itself.

X According to the past experience of the simulator, Angela should only impose punishments when the work situation is bad, but not for some small daily things. The intelligent AI is not so small, and it will not be because of a few bad words or offensive actions. And angry.

If he could be punished for saying bad things behind his back, Netzach would have to be fired many times. Although there is a high probability, Angela just doesn't want to care about it.

Whether it's Netzach or those other department heads, the intelligent AI doesn't seem to care much.

And today, the fresh Abnormal Body Blind Box has also arrived. Before starting the official work every day, a new Abnormal Body must be selected and placed in the containment unit.

1.【Red Shoes】

【The girl begged with tears streaming down her face: "Sir, please cut off my feet!"】

2. [Giant tree sap]

[The tree will take back what is rightfully its own. 】

3.【T-02-43】

[As expected, no one volunteered to retrieve their colleague's body...]

Most of today's Abnormalities have recorded materials in the company, X can easily make a choice, but before making a choice, X has some doubts.

"Angela, what is the sap of a giant tree? I remember that the company has produced a drink with this taste."

The abnormality file above shows that the giant tree sap is a tool-type abnormality. This spherical container carries a red drinkable liquid. After drinking it, employees have a certain probability of exploding, and also have a certain probability of recovering health .

In other words, this is a tool-type abnormal body that detects luck. If you feel lucky, you can take a sip. It is said that if it does not explode, the taste is very good, and it will also bring comfortable satiety to the drinker. Belly feeling.

[Hmm... that's the 'giant tree sap' flavor drink developed by the company, not the giant tree sap, you can drink it with confidence.We will not put dangerous things in places where people can easily touch them...]

"Well, even if you say that, I think the company has a very bad taste. Don't those employees feel strange when they drink this drink?"

[This is indeed the case, but the purpose of the company's launch of this drink is to allow employees to drink real 'giant tree juice' without any psychological burden. 】

[If it's just the first sip, it's nothing to worry about, the employees will like the taste. 】

The intelligent AI is full of mischief and took out a can of [Giant Tree Juice] flavored drink that X has seen in vending machines before. This drink is very popular among employees, even better than grape-flavored soda It's selling well.

But X absolutely can't afford any idea of ​​wanting to drink, even if it's just a 'giant tree sap flavor' drink.

After the Tool Abnormality is passed, it is [T-02-43]. According to the existing records, this Abnormality is also a troublesome guy.

At least from X's point of view, the overall quality of the company's employees is not good enough. Although the [self-discipline] of elite employees is good, there are still new rookie employees waiting for training.

And [Red Dancing Shoes] happens to be the kind of abnormal body that has the effect of seduction, and from time to time it will lure those employees who are not firm enough to wear it, which will trigger a series of reactions, such as massacres among employees, and collective killings after executions. panic.

Those new rookies, and if the clerical staff get into trouble, there will be more red paint in the corridor, which X does not want to see.

Since they are all bad choices, it is better to choose [T-02-43]. This abnormal body will be in charge of the intelligence department and placed in the new containment unit after the expansion of the intelligence department.

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38. Intelligent AI██ Director, is this reasonable?

"Mental pollution neutralizes the gas... It seems that the security facilities need to be upgraded. Hey, Angela, did Hod really emit so much enkephalin?"

X was looking over yesterday's report, which was delivered to the supervisor after passing through the hands of the AI ​​secretary. In other words, it had been screened twice, and only the information that the AI ​​secretary wanted X to see was kept.

X is aware of this, but she is also aware of her younger brother, knowing that she is the company's mascot, and the real person in charge is the company's intelligent AI—Angela. As a supervisor, she only needs to take a symbolic look at the report, and then Just sign and seal.

But even with such a mentality, X still has the feeling that his blood pressure will inevitably rise after reading the report. After all, after finally solving a problematic minister, he finds a new problematic minister. of helplessness.

It's like repairing a bucket with a hole in it. After filling it up, it is found that the bucket is missing a small piece and is leaking all the time, so no matter how full it is, it cannot be filled with water.

Hod, the head of the training department, gave the employees an excessive amount of enkephalin, and the most direct consequence of this is that the mental state of those old employees is in an extremely unstable state, which needs to be dealt with in time.

To put it more indifferently, if the product fails to pass the inspection, the unqualified product must be destroyed.

The training department is a place to cultivate high-quality employees, not a smoking den where addicts are bred. Abuse of drugs will only make the situation worse, and the report provided by Angela...

A lot of evidence shows that... Netzach's enkephalin source is provided by Hod, and the security department will often ask the training department for enkephalin.

When the two problems are ministered together, the damage caused is that one plus one is greater than two effects.

Although Netzach's situation has improved for now, and X also believes that Netzach will complete the work she should complete, but on Hod's side, X is still having a headache.

How to make a little girl realize her mistakes clearly without hurting a little girl?Especially this little girl is still very stubborn, completely immersed in her own world.

Rebuking and scolding, and using strong measures to stop, temporarily suspending, etc... These are all things that X does not want to adopt.

She didn't want to hurt the minister, hurt the minister's self-esteem, trample on the minister's dignity, and make the minister feel useless, worthless, and live in emptiness like Netzach.

That's why it's so difficult.

"Angela, those employees who have taken too much enkephalin should be put on hold first, and treated with mental pollution neutralizing gas... If it doesn't work, then deal with it."

X signed the terms of [Spiritual Pollution Neutralization Gas], which is a project to upgrade the company’s infrastructure. The [Regeneration Reactor] originally in the lounge will also provide additional [Spiritual Pollution Neutralization Gas] to help employees quickly Reply to reason.

This infrastructure is supported by technology provided by K company, and the effect is remarkable.Employees can be rescued as long as they have a breath, even if their arms are broken, and only half of their bodies are left, as long as they have breath, they can regenerate.

And the released gas can also effectively clean up those crazy thoughts in the employees' minds and quickly restore their sanity... Theoretically speaking, with these things, the employees will not be crazy, but it is only a theory after all.

Human beings are very fragile, and there is a limit to the existence that reason can carry. Even if you regain your reason repeatedly, the traces of the past will not be erased, and the bad pictures seen in your mind will not be emptied. It's just a matter of time.

Companies do actually provide employees with mild doses of enkephalins for stress relief, and enkephalins work well as a drug with minimal side effects...but not without them.

On the one hand, the use of overdose may cause some kind of distortion, and on the other hand, it will cause employees to break down and do some extreme things.

All in all, the company prohibits the abuse of drugs, and the excessive distribution of enkephalin by Minister Hod of the training department is a serious violation of discipline. Although the attitude of the intelligent AI is very vague and the minister is not punished, X, as the supervisor, cannot let this situation go.

Maybe this is the intelligent AI examining the supervisor's ability?How to deal with the problems between ministers may also be one of the contents of the supervisor's quality review.

As the company's best artificial intelligence, Angela can take care of almost all internal affairs of the company, but Angela will deliberately leave some of them to X to do, and will never interfere with any issues related to the management of abnormal bodies.

She just reminds X when there is a problem, and encourages X when the energy collection is about to meet the standard... After watching a disaster caused by a management error with a cold eye, she punishes X for his dereliction of duty as a supervisor.

Full of bad fun...

X thought about the solution, and finally came to the conclusion that he still needs to be taken care of specially like Netzach, and needs to run more to the minister's office after get off work.

Hod's "self-satisfaction" behavior immersed in his own world wants to be solved from the source. It is necessary to deny Hod's own erroneous ideas. While negating, Hod can accept it smoothly, which is the real difficulty.

There are two methods, one is to make Hod no longer get satisfaction from the compliments of the employees, and naturally he will not listen to those employees' 'sweet words' to send out enkephalin when he is bored, and the other method... is to directly The opening exposed the fact that Hod was essentially 'hypocritical'.

Sure enough... Let's use a more gentle way, just a little 'insignificant' sacrifice, it's totally worth it.

Since the supervisor’s praise is more useful to Hod, it’s better to be partial like that and let Hod’s threshold break through. After the threshold is high, Hod should no longer be interested in the employee’s praise, but only want the supervisor’s compliment. commend.

X analyzed the current situation, after much deliberation, and sure enough, this method can prevent Hod from doing stupid things without hurting Hod.

Just, just need a little bit of sacrifice, right...?

X subconsciously tugged on his neckline, the mark that Netzach bit out yesterday has subsided, and the recovery is fast, everything can be treated as if nothing happened.

This in itself is not a big deal, X forced himself to ignore the incongruity and anomaly in the logic of that behavior... and the discomfort in the morning.

No big deal...just little things.

"Angela, can you make me a cup of coffee, this time I don't want fresh milk or sugar cubes."

X feels that he needs a cup of bitter coffee to wake up now. It would be bad if he was confused at work.

Pure coffee without any additional ingredients can instantly sweep away the tired feeling.

After drinking the coffee, X felt much better and returned to the state of work.

"Good morning, Malkuth, I'm going to trouble you today too."

When the ministers saw X, X had already put on an energetic appearance, with a bright smile on his face.

X believes that as a supervisor, it is necessary to show a good mental outlook in front of the minister at all times, because a warm smile can infect people, motivate subordinates, and make them work better...

After all, no one would like to see their boss with a cold face every day, only giving orders in an unreasonable manner, treating employees like machines, being mean and self-willed.

Humans are not machines, and everyone hopes that their superiors will be more considerate and humane. Although it is not ruled out that some ministers have strange eccentricities, most ministers definitely do not want to see their superiors put on a bad face and choke themselves.

It’s just that X himself is not less angry with that. The company’s AI is more or less a bit of that... The temper is getting weirder and weirder. In order to gain the trust of the ministers, X has been fighting for several days, and let the ministers a little. My impression of myself has changed.

"You've done a good job so far, Director, but do you know the importance of [communication]?"

"Through communication work, we can establish some connections with abnormal bodies. You should know that those isolated individuals tend to become more unstable. Abnormal bodies long for human attention. They will interact with humans, and occasionally , and we can understand what they convey.”

It is rare for the Minister of Intelligence Yesod to use the honorific title today, calling X with "you", which is a big improvement. Perhaps in her eyes, X is barely a supervisor, and she is her boss. .

The purple-haired young woman in the monitor folded her arms, her tone of voice seemed to be gentler than usual, and X also noticed that this 'Viper' minister really didn't show his face to him anymore.

This was supposed to be a joke, but recently X's speech is really a little out of his head, as if he was infected by the head of the security department, his courage is commendable.

"Hey, Yesod, can you repeat that, I didn't seem to catch it just now."

It's like holding a branch in your hand to provoke a poisonous snake dormant in the grass, and you will never give up until you see the snake being alarmed.

And this also had a very obvious provocative effect.

"Didn't you hear what I said? If not, then I must question your basic qualities as a supervisor."

Yesod hung up the call in an instant, and before X could even answer, the screen on the display froze and switched to the next minister.

"Well, did I go too far, Angela?"

[Your current behavior can be attributed to █ harassment. Although the company has not prohibited you from doing so, I also hope that you can restrain your behavior and pay attention to your own image]

[If there are more ministers complaining about you, maybe I will consider passing a proposal on the punishment of the supervisor]

While saying this, the intelligent AI grabbed X's waist, and a slight stimulating pain came from the waist, and X became more honest in an instant.

Although it was a bit painful, X didn't dare to show anything strange in front of the minister... The minister couldn't see the situation under the table, and X dared not speak out about the double-standard behavior of intelligent AI.

——Smart AI █ harasses the supervisor, isn't there any punishment for the company?

——How can I complain to the company about the harassment of intelligent AI to protect my rights.

The mailbox for complaints against the minister is just a display, let alone a complaint against the AI ​​secretary.

X is very depressed, but he can only let the intelligent AI. After all, the power of interpretation is in the hands of the intelligent AI. Even if he is forced to smile, he has to be happy.

The head of the security department, Netzach, looks decent today. Although he still has a decadent and lazy dog ​​temperament, he is still somewhat serious. The uniform is well worn, the tie is also well tied, and the armbands on the cuffs are not as wrinkled as before. , The letter N is understandable.

X is very satisfied, which means that the symptoms of the green algae head have been alleviated, and everything is developing in a good direction. Although Netzach's actual work ability cannot be expected, it is good that she can complete it. As for how high the level can be, X has no expectations.

"Well, Director. I've been thinking... If fewer people were sent, wouldn't so many people die? I want to minimize the loss..."

For example, this proposal, X is hard to say... There is no one who just lies on the ground and crawls because he will fall when standing and walking. The reduction of the casualty rate by the Ministry of Security is not the same.

But there is no way, who made her the supervisor, and Netzach her minister?She has to live up to the expectations of the ministers.