Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

Just don't expect to let go... why... just not...

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just Angela——I feel a little too big, and I can't breathe."

X recalled that feeling for a while, and it was actually not bad, soft... Such a curve is much better than her own, and the charm of being a woman can be fully revealed under this curve.

I have to say that the AI ​​designer from Lobotomy, whose head was caught by the elevator door, has good taste and understands it too well.

But this can't change the fact that the designer mixed private goods. How can someone design artificial intelligence with a high degree of simulation, just to handle official business and as the core center of the company, there is no need to make it like this, right?

So... so ridiculous!Criticize, criticize severely!

Who is Angela's designer?

X thought about it for a while, and remembered that he was A, one of the founders of Lobotomy, the mysterious boss... Sure enough, it is normal for the top executives of Lobotomy to not have heads.

——No, what the hell am I thinking, Angela is just an intelligent AI.

X quickly shook his head, brushing away the strange thoughts that suddenly arise.

Those are incorrect ideas, irrational, prejudiced, and wrong, and should be vetoed fiercely without being shaken.

Personal feelings should not affect work, or...work is the most important thing, and other messy thoughts are not considered.

Intentionally ignoring, deliberately ignoring, and turning a blind eye to things like feelings, no matter what the other party thinks, no matter the process or the means, as long as the goal can be achieved, so what about sacrificing a little?

"Angela, I will be back before the official work, today's work will be better than ever."

"Well... can you reward me with a bottle of champagne then?"

X boldly asks the AI ​​secretary for it. Although X does not have any habit of drinking, she thinks that this can increase the satisfaction of the intelligent AI. Although it is not necessary, it may make the intelligent AI happy.

Should it be said that it is dull or sensitive, even if it is always deliberately avoiding some things, confused...

But X skipped the process and went straight to the result——

She feels that the AI ​​secretary is very obsessed with the feeling of being in control and being needed. If she makes the AI ​​secretary think that she is within the controllable range, she will gain a certain degree of freedom.

Even if you ask for something willfully, the intelligent AI will nod and agree to meet the request.

Just like it is now.

【Director, if you can guarantee a good job, I will consider it. 】

The smart AI agreed. X didn't dare to raise conditions with the smart AI before, just because he was afraid of making the secretary angry. Very talkative.

With her eyes closed and the facts aside, Angela cared a lot about the supervisor.

Of course, the premise is that the work is done well. If a series of mistakes occur in the supervisor's work... the punishment will most likely not escape.

And as for whether to be fired with all the bedding or something else... X doesn't think too much, smart A's mind is not very easy to figure out, and women are always fickle.

It is too difficult to understand. It is very difficult for people to understand each other, and the level of emotional delicacy of intelligent AI is not much worse than that of humans.

Since you don't understand, you don't need to understand, you just need to know the result, and you only need the result.

If the means are useful, use them to achieve the goal, and everything is fine.

"Really? I knew it, Angela is the best!"

Hearing the answer he wanted, X immediately put his arms around the AI ​​secretary, kissed the side of the AI ​​secretary's cheek, and then slipped out of the supervisor's room without looking back.

The intelligent AI touched the place where it was kissed just now, and frowned.

It's too perfunctory... It's not like she can't see it, but... then what can I do...

Even if you know it's false gentleness, you can't help but indulge in it, just like a thirsty person in the desert, even if you know a jar of carefully brewed poisonous wine in your hand, you will drink it without hesitation, willingly...

Even if it's just a fleeting moment, it's just fleeting...

The champagne was poured and a sip was pointless, neither affected by the alcohol nor tasted of the champagne.

This is a machine, this is an intelligent AI, without a sense of taste, and will not be influenced by those things... will never taste the feeling of trance, the kind of 'drunkness' that humans show.

The intelligent AI stared blankly at the black-haired woman with a short ponytail in the corridor on the screen, shaking the goblet, sipping the champagne in the glass, wondering what she was thinking.

Loose hair, and she tied her hair...

After a pause for a few seconds, Zhizhi took out a spare rubber band, tied up his hair again with a red rubber band, and a blue side ponytail... always the same attire, unchanged.

The uniform of the secretary, the same hairstyle...they are all what that person expected, and they have never changed.

Like a parody of that mirror, looming over that man's shadow.

Never been able to satisfy that person.

……

……

X walked in the corridor, looking around curiously. Unlike the usual silence, it was very lively now. The crowd came and went in a hurry, and some of them still had bread in their mouths. They probably got up late and were in a hurry.

There are employees in suits pushing carts to carry goods, and there are employees in suits who are cleaning the floor and holding a large stack of documents. These are the clerical staff in charge of logistics, some are in pure black suits, and some are in other colors.

The civil servants of the corresponding department will wear suits of the corresponding department's color, while those running around doing groceries will wear black suits.

Before the official work early in the morning, the employees are all performing their duties, busy making preparations, like gears, constantly turning.

No one noticed X, or did not bother to think about who it was. The company's population turnover is very high, and the speed of changing employees is probably more frequent than changing clothes, and new faces appear from time to time.

Even if you find someone you don't know, it's not surprising.

Anyway, there will be no outsiders, this is the Wings of the World... The Wings of the World that everyone is proud of... No one cares about the shedding of the feathers, everyone is eager to become the feathers of the Wings of the World honored.

Even X, who has no sense of belonging to 'World Wings', can't help feeling 'happy' when he sees the hard work of the employees and the growing strength of the department.

The company is thriving because of her, and her efforts have paid off, even though it's all made by the employees - but it's the supervisor's credit, right?

Well, add the contribution of the minister, and then the employees who obey the command.

The tan suits and uniforms are the employees of the control department, and the hazel suits are the employees of the training department... Uh, well, to be honest, X thinks these two colors are not easy to distinguish, or the security department and the intelligence department are more obvious some.

The Security Department has green uniforms and the Intelligence Department has purple uniforms, which can be seen in the crowd at a glance.

X has unknowingly walked to the department of the intelligence department, X has always felt that the department of the intelligence department is probably the one with the strictest discipline and strictest, and the employees must all be stern and serious——

Because their minister is 'Viper' Yesod.

But X found that he seems to be too stereotyped, and it is not necessarily what kind of minister will bring out what kind of employees, just like the employees of Minister Hod are not gentle and soft rabbits, but because of Minister Hod. Patients with enkephalin addiction caused by connivance.

"Idiom Solitaire started from me, do whatever you want!"

Probably the roll call has been completed, but work has not officially started yet, some employees are playing games in the lounge... and this is actually in the department of 'Viper' Yesod.

Have a good mood to play the game...

"For... um... do whatever you want!"

"Do whatever you want..."

"Do whatever you want!"

Two employees are playing idiom Solitaire, and the vocabulary of idiom Solitaire is "do whatever you want", one "do whatever you want" and the other "do whatever you want", just like ouroboros, forming a cycle.

After the two employees repeated 'do whatever they want' for the eighth time, X finally couldn't bear to interrupt the employee's idiom solitaire game.

"Wait, isn't this an infinite loop! In addition to 'doing what you want', there are actually words such as 'doing evil', 'serving a tiger', 'being a teacher' and so on!"

X kindly reminded, one after another idioms with derogatory meanings came out, and the staff suddenly realized that they thanked each other, just talking, suddenly realized something.

"Yeah, thanks. Eh—wait, are you a new employee?"

The two employees looked at each other, you looked at me, I looked at yours... as if they were asking each other, do you know her?

"Hey... I'm new here—huh? What are you looking at?"

X was still thinking about how to make it more similar, and when he didn't reveal his secrets at the speed of light, he saw the expressions of the two employees change, and suddenly coughed as if they were choking on food, as if to remind X.

And X also subconsciously followed the staff's line of sight to look back, it's okay not to look, but at a glance, he found that the Minister of Intelligence Yesod came over at some time, right next to her.

My super, it's Yesod!

"Well...uh, good morning, Yesod, the weather is really nice today."

X smiled awkwardly, and greeted the head of the intelligence department, as if trying to cover up his childish behavior with a smile.

"Director, why are you here...or in this attire?"

As soon as this remark came out, the two employees suddenly showed surprised expressions, and Yesod frowned very hard, especially after X turned to face her, his frown was enough to kill a fly, it seemed very, very Dissatisfied with X's attire.

But before that—

"What are you looking at? Is it exciting? Go back to work now! Immediately!"

The head of the Ministry of Intelligence scolded the employees who had pricked up their ears and were about to watch the excitement.

"Yes, Minister! Very, very sorry!"

They dispersed immediately and were all driven away. When the lounge of the intelligence department was vacated and only X and himself were alone, Yesod's expression softened a little, and his tone of voice was not as sharp as before.

"I'm sorry, I let you see the bad side. What's the matter with you here, Director, I need you to say it in person at this time..."

Yesod is very formal and serious, and the address of the words is even changed to honorifics. This sudden respectful attitude makes X feel very uncomfortable, and it feels weird for no reason.

Wouldn't it be too much to say that I just wanted to take a walk after I was full... Anyway, I have to make up a slightly meaningful reason, at least to be worthy of Yesod's serious expression.

"There's nothing important, Yesod! I just want to come and see you, and by the way, see these employees who have worked so hard for the company... Well, you can't appreciate the hard work of employees when you are always separated from the screen."

"I thought, if I could come and see for myself, I'd be able to understand the employees better ... what they need and how I can really help them."

"I want to help them. Although I can't let them leave the company, they can only work here, but at least I hope they can enjoy better treatment and will not regret choosing to join Lobotomy."

"Every blow of the world's wings makes the world tremble, but what really changes?"

"Feathers will fall off. When the folded wings can no longer protect these employees, I hope they can have a skill, and they can make a living elsewhere, and live well—"

"Yesod, what's wrong with you? You don't look very good. Did I say something wrong... Ahem, what I said just now seemed a bit unlucky, but I didn't mean to curse the company, don't be angry, don't be angry."

As X was talking, he suddenly realized that Yesod's face was getting worse and worse. He quickly shut up and moved closer to try to appease the Minister of Intelligence. Which employee dropped the banana peel after breakfast.

X lost his balance and grabbed it in a panic. The director of the intelligence department was also pulled by the brute force and fell to the ground, all on his back.

"..."

Yesod is on the back, and X is on Yesod's body.

……

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49. Director, how long do you plan to stay with me?

"Hey, it doesn't seem to hurt much—wait, Yesod, are you okay?!"

X subconsciously covered the back of his head, but found that it didn't hurt much. When he opened his eyes, he found that he had pinned down the head of the intelligence department and acted as a cushion on the floor.

This kind of gaze is very indescribable, but in short it is very, very scary...

X's gaze happened to meet Yesod's gaze, the brown eyes were looking at the golden eyes, X was embarrassed and uncomfortable, and he was embarrassed to look away like that——

After all, the head of the Ministry of Intelligence was crushed by her, and he fell with Yesod himself.

In the end, he could only put on a smile, trying to fool the past.

"Director, how long are you going to stay with me?"

"Ahem, I'll get up right away!"

Reminded by Yesod, X also realized something, panicked to the point of using his hands and feet, climbed off the head of the intelligence department in a very clumsy and strange posture, and then apologized in a panic.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I will compensate you, are you not injured?!"

Although the AI ​​should not be damaged by such a small friction, X still said this instinctively, she has already formed a habit of "reparation" or "compensation".

Yesod had a serious expression on his face. After getting up, he straightened his collar and tidied up his clothes before speaking:

"Director, do you like to play Idiom Solitaire? Idiom Solitaire is one of the most popular pastimes here."

"Hey, why did you suddenly mention this. Well, I think it's okay, the pressure here is quite high, and there must be some way to relieve the pressure, but if Angela and I play this kind of game, we will never stop It's endless, just like reading the number after π."

"You know, Angela will definitely not lose in this kind of game. Well, although she has never played with me..."

Although I don't know why Yesod suddenly started talking about other topics, but X still took it, and didn't mention the embarrassing episode just now.

Since none of the parties concerned care about it, then quickly skip it!

X is fidgeting, because of the stupid guilt just now, wishing that Yesod would talk about other topics to cover it up, of course, this is also because of Yesod's aura, she is the most strict among the ministers, and the one who seems to be the least talkative .