Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

"Sometimes you feel delusional about having a friend. When you feel lonely, just think about my experience."

"Of course, I'm not your friend, and neither are the other ministers. We're just a subordinate-superior relationship, and that's all. Sometimes, I'm jealous of Angela because she doesn't have any feelings."

X listened for a long time, but finally understood the meaning of what Yesod said.

understood!

"You need warm relationships between superiors and subordinates, Yesod."

X nodded pretendingly, and then showed a sly smile that succeeded in a prank, because——

"what are you doing!!!"

Yesod was caught off guard by X and kissed him on the cheek.

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I'm looking forward to the complete standing drawing on the weekend~

53. Shh, don't speak ill of Angela

"Hahaha, Yesod, look at your expression, it's so funny!"

X covered the corners of his mouth and smiled, like a bear who stole honey, or a child who succeeded in pranking, there was no warm meaning in it, it seemed that it was just a simple kiss, like a playful game among friends .

Compared to X's composure, it seems that Yesod's reaction was a bit too much... How should I put it, like a frightened king cobra in the grass, it suddenly stood up and glared angrily at the person who disturbed her. people.

"director!!!"

Yesod was very excited, he didn't see the calm appearance just now, and he didn't know what he was 'excited' about.

X frankly accepts the glare from the head of the intelligence department. Obviously, he has the aura of the head of the security department. Like the few days when I first started working, I was young and restrained.

As long as you are thick-skinned, you will be embarrassed by others, not yourself. Of course, this method will also bully and bully the honest ministers who behave well.

The 'reward' mechanism or something still depends on the person, maybe it's a 'punishment'...

"Okay, okay, don't look at me like that, I can let you kiss back, it's fair, Yesod."

Saying so, X leaned in front of the head of the intelligence department, looking like an ignorant lamb poking into a wolf's mouth and being at the mercy of others.

If this was replaced by a minister with evil intentions, he would probably have started to take an inch and use despicable means to intimidate and lure the supervisor, but standing here is the Minister of Intelligence, Yesod.

"X, please respect yourself! It's so inappropriate, how on earth did you become a supervisor?"

The head of the intelligence department frowned, the distance between her brows was enough to pinch a fly to death, she rejected X's proposal sternly, and there was still a hint of anger in her tone.

It may be because of X's misbehavior, or because of X's serious violation of the supervisor's behavior, probably...maybe...there are more unexplainable reasons.

Emotions like shame... rage into anger...?

As for Yesod's reaction, it can only be said that it was within X's expectations. The head of the intelligence department is a smug and arrogant person. If he doesn't have a thick skin and be more enthusiastic, it's really hard to get close to him.

After so many days of stress resistance, X has another set of methods learned from Chlorella head, and the subject of the experiment is his AI secretary.

X tried it, it works, it's mean, but it works!Even the AI ​​secretary can be recruited, there is no reason why he can't deal with the minister of intelligence who is much lower than the AI ​​secretary.

Both of them seem to be of the ascetic type. Yesod's mind is much easier to guess than his secretary Angela, and it is also much more simple... and easier to soften his heart.

and so--

"Ugh, I... I just want to make friends with Yesod, Netzach said that's how you have to make friends-uuuu, I want to reward the minister or something, I thought you would like it..."

Being scolded by Yesod, X immediately pretended to be frightened and cried.

Just so inadvertently, the marks on his neckline were revealed, and X was like some poor innocent victim.

Although the neckline was only exposed by accident, the red mark on the collarbone is really obvious for a minister with excellent strength... I don't know 'which guy' did the 'good thing'.

"..."

"That rotten person Netzach... Supervisor, what does she say, what do you believe? If this is the case, it seems that I have to question your quality as a supervisor, and you have no independent judgment at all."

"Does it still hurt...Although I don't want to comment on your private life, it is not necessary for the supervisor, not only for the employees, but also for the minister... There is no point in building a good relationship, and you should not compromise to please others."

"The supervisor is the leader of the company... She is responsible for her subordinates, but it shouldn't be in this way."

"Look at you now, do you have any look that a supervisor should have? Childish and naive, holding that ridiculous idea... The company is not a place for you to make friends."

Although Yesod said so, he pointed out X's faults harshly, and criticized everything from dress to words and deeds, but...

The 'poisonous snake' Yesod of the intelligence department is applying ointment to the red and swollen place where X's collarbone was bitten by 'some guy'.

Yesod's movements were very gentle, and he applied it very carefully, without any ointment being applied to the corners of his clothes. After the application, Yesod carefully tidied up X's collar, from top to bottom. dress code.

Rather than accusing something, this is more like a kind reminder from someone who has been there.

"Director, in view of your work performance since you took office, I don't think you are such a stupid person. Don't be used by your subordinates, let them take advantage of your sympathy or other things, sometimes, you should behave Be cold-blooded."

"A lot of people say I'm too rational, they say I'm cold-blooded, calculating... they say I don't have feelings, but so what? I'll take that as a compliment, I'm not denying it, you know."

Yesod was staring at X, his brown eyes were always looking at X's golden pupils, never shifting his line of sight.

"The people who built this place must be very cruel and ruthless... Sometimes, I want to be an AI without any emotions. When your emotions affect your judgment, you will definitely make a big mistake."

"Why would anyone want to send humans into such a cruel facility? Do you know why, X..."

Although she was asking a question, Yesod didn't use interrogative sentences, but just stated plainly, and she probably didn't expect the woman in front of her to answer.

"Because this is life, Yesod, not everyone has the right to choose, and even if there is no lobotomy company, there will be the next energy company..."

"Actually, it's not just you, nor me. We are all people who can't help ourselves. Now that we are already like this, we must cherish the beauty in front of us. If the string is too tight, it will break. Take a breath. Yesod."

"You put too much pressure on yourself."

With the index finger and middle finger aligned, X pressed his fingers on his cheek, pulling out an exaggerated smile, trying to make the Tsundere Snake happy in front of him.

The head of the Ministry of Intelligence always has a straight face, isn't it too unlovable?Obviously very cute.

"..."

"That's not like something you'd say."

Yesod snorted coldly, but was not amused by X's expression.

And X didn't care, after all, it wouldn't be Yesod if she could be easily laughed at. What she really cared about was what Yesod said at the end.

That tone...why does it always feel...as if you know yourself?

X doesn't feel that she is very familiar with the minister of the intelligence department. In fact, she has only been employed for less than a week. The ministers are at best familiar with each other, and they are far from good, let alone know each other. .

But the minister gave X the feeling... It always seemed that others had recognized her long ago, she was notorious, and she was strongly prejudiced from the subjective impression.

X lowered his volume, sneaked up to Yesod's ear like a black cat with evil intentions, and asked in a low voice.

"Well, then what do you think I should say? Yesod. Are you scolding the designers of Lobotomy now? You will be heard by Angela if you say bad things here. Angela is a loyal supporter of the designers. If found out, I will be cleaned up by her later."

"But if you want to scold, we can go to Netzach's office together. If we get caught, it can be said that Netzach mobilized a crowd to rebel."

Half joking but also half truthful, X joked.

I have to say that even thinking about it now, Netzach, the head of the security department, is really a "violent man", with admirable courage. He actually scolded Angela behind his back more than once. After being cleaned up by Angela, he lived a good life.

If it was X who scolded himself, he would have been subdued by the AI ​​secretary long ago.

Based on this alone, X is enough to praise Chlorella.What is it called, this is called 'Jin', not only to show face to himself, but also to Angela, it is not double standard at all, it is very fair.

I am more worried that the green algae heads that are too vigorous will one day fall into the pool of enkephalins and cannot be fished out.

But now Netzach's drug addiction and alcohol addiction have eased, and X feels that she has changed a lot in the past few days. If Netzach can still maintain this good state after observing for a while, it means that the addiction recovery has been effective. Sincere repentance is not far away.

And now...whether it's true repentance or a 'reward' for a picture, X doesn't really care, after all, she only cares about the result.

As long as Netzach can work hard, it doesn't matter whether he really wants to work or not.

But if all the AIs in the company are model workers like Yesod, well-behaved, and serious everywhere, X himself probably can't stand it, thinking about the temper of a 'poisonous snake' is enough energy. Being entangled, X himself can't bear it.

Just like this, it's too rigid, and the topic of chatting is not very sustainable.

"Director, please stop joking. There are only 22 minutes left until the end of the lunch break. You should go back to the supervisor's room now and get ready for the afternoon work."

Yesod has no humorous words that seem to get X at all, and there is no smile on that face, and the expression is serious.

There was a little silence, but after looking at the time, Yesod reminded X audibly - it was time to start working.

"Okay, okay, but I really think you can consider my proposal and go to Netzach's office after get off work to have a drink and have a little gathering together."

"You must come! Well, it doesn't matter if you don't come, I will come to you after get off work ~ Yesod. I hope you don't mind my delaying your work time."

X thought about bringing the ministers to have dinner after get off work, and if he drinks, he must have appetizers, even if he can enjoy the appetizers alone, it's not bad, anyway, X is bound to get today's 'reward'.

Champagne is very suitable for drinking when celebrating, and last time I accidentally forgot Netzach, this time I have to make up for it anyway.

But when it comes to 'compensating', X has a vague feeling that Chlorella's courage is too great, and he will definitely push his limits...

Recently, Netzach snapped the buckles of her waist belt more and more frequently. Although X was willing to pay a price, it was only a small price.

Any closer intimacy would be difficult for X to accept, but he couldn't break his promise and not redeem his promise.

Therefore, if the other ministers are brought over to drink together without creating a space for private interaction, the safety factor should be greatly improved.

When there are many people, no matter how restless they are, they probably won't do anything excessive... probably? Netzach is only a little closer to himself now, and it should be fine.

X subconsciously ignored the [heavy dependence] in Netzach's trust level, just like usual, turning a blind eye to these 'insignificant' things.

"I'm back, Angela. Worked hard while I was away!"

Back in the supervisor's room, X got bored with his secretary again, and rubbed against it, like a domestic wild cat that had had enough of playing outside, symbolically perfunctory the breeder who had been waiting at home for a long time.

But at least I know how to pay attention to it... instead of turning my head away and ignoring it.

X still listened to what Hod said to her last time. Although the danger factor of the AI ​​secretary is very high, Angela probably just wants to get attention.

Only paying attention to the minister but ignoring the AI ​​secretary will only make the secretary more and more dissatisfied, and finally turn into an extreme situation. .

You can rub it, but not too much...

X does not dare to rub Angela too much, she is afraid that if she rubs for a while, Angela will start to 'punish' her, some are okay, some are not, at least X does not want to be 'punished' now.

Apart from these issues aside, the service of the AI ​​secretary is actually very caring and gentle most of the time.

[Director, close your eyes and take a nap, I'll give you a massage to relax]

Moderate force, just right position, and rhythmic pressing. Although it is not a massage machine, no one can refuse such a technique.

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The author's words:

Tomorrow NO.15 has a publishing fee, meow, I have to go out to eat out with my family to celebrate, take a day off meow!Hey hey meow, Qianqian, I’ll give you money Qianmiao, I can finally have a good meal, I want to eat pizza.

The manuscript fee has been paid, eat well at the restaurant, meow

Hehehe, the manuscript fee for June has arrived, and I went out to eat out with my family today, meow, and take a day off!Will update it tomorrow.

Regarding the appointment of Lihui, the official version is expected to come out on the weekend. With the sponsorship of Aidan, I used it to make an appointment for illustration. Thank you for your support to the author.

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54. Angela, where's my champagne!

Because in the morning, we have obtained the information on the newly contained abnormality [Land-born anglerfish], and the mechanism of the abnormality that has been managed is also very clear, so the work in the afternoon is relatively easy. Relatively easy.

The energy progress bar has already passed halfway, and X's task of collecting energy is not urgent. It mainly focuses on training employees and completing the work entrusted by the minister.

The suppression work in the morning has successfully suppressed the escaped [Lu Sheng Angler], and in the afternoon, it is enough to organize employees to carry out suppression training on [Dead Butterfly Funeral], mainly for those new employees who are not experienced.

Do abnormalities also have mercy on humans? X is not clear, but according to the archives of Death Butterfly Funeral, it seems that it just wants to find a peaceful home for its employees.

This is not a good place to end up, X can't deny it, but employees don't have the right to decide where to die, this has to be decided by the company.

After all, the employees have signed the contract and have sold everything they own to the company. They are the property of the company, and they cannot be disposed of by the Abnormality. Even if they think this place is rotten, they must continue to work hard.

When the company doesn't let them close their eyes, they can't close their eyes, and when they don't want to close their eyes...the company needs him to "sacrifice" and he has to "sacrifice".

Perhaps it is a very indifferent thing to regard human life as a number and measure it by value, but this is Lobotomy Corporation.