Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

It is the most correct management method to treat those Abnormalities as they like, and do what they like [work], and these Abnormalities that are less threatening usually have no harsh conditions, as long as the quality of the employees meets the requirements , the probability of an accident happening is very low.

The main difficulty in management is the lack of information. If it is an unknown abnormal body, it will inevitably step on a mine unintentionally, touch some "warning line", and eventually cause casualties, or a chain of abnormal bodies fleeing. reaction.

Although X doesn't know exactly what the new Abnormality has "taste", but at least she is ready to suppress the escaped Abnormality, and she is also mentally prepared for the escape method of the Abnormality.

Just as expected, after the employee completed the [insight] work on [O-04-84], the result was 'excellent'. This abnormal body likes the [insight] work, but after the employee completed the work, [O-04- 84]'s containment unit is Yihei, and the abnormal body inside has disappeared...it has fled.

X guessed that this was another eccentric abnormal body similar to [Dead Butterfly Burial Ritual], the ADHD patient in the abnormal body, the kind with a reverse Kabbalah counter of only 1.

This means that as long as any of the 'thunder spots' are touched, [O-04-84] will immediately break through the containment unit and cause trouble outside the corridor.

Because of the particularity of [O-04-84], it is an abnormal body lurking under the floor, it will dig through the floor of the containment unit and move in the ground, so it is impossible to predict its trajectory when it escapes. Sometimes... the minister and the staff couldn't react immediately.

X had to stare at the screen tightly. After finding that the things in the containment unit were missing, that is... after the thing that looked like an anglerfish glowing bait disappeared, he immediately pressed the [pause] button and zoomed in on the screen, in one corridor after another Check the traces to see if there are any abnormal points.

Gotta find... that little glowing flower.

Fortunately, because the employee lounge is equipped with equipment such as [Regenerative Reactor Polymer], the inner layer is very strong, so [O-04-84] will not dig into the employee lounge, but just wait in the corridor Like lurking, waiting for the prey to take the bait.

The bait is the bright 'little flower', which is actually a luminous body of unknown composition.

Seeing a little flower pop up on the floor or something...not a good thing.

The suppression of [O-04-84] was handled and solved by X personally commanding those elite employees equipped with remote EGO equipment, and even if X personally handled it, it was still a sweaty process.

No one knows how big [O-04-84] is after escaping, but at least the scope of the huge mouth is really troublesome. Only X can judge where the hunting circle of the abnormal body is on the screen. And what is the 'safe range'.

If an employee accidentally stands on the floor of [O-04-84], they will be devoured in the next moment.

Fortunately, with the help of [Pause], plus X's own judgment, no employees had any accidents during the suppression of [O-04-84]. It can be regarded as a perfect suppression training with no injuries.

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52. Meals can be eaten randomly, but kisses cannot be kissed randomly

Abnormal body number [O-04-84], observation level [I], the basic information is determined as [terrestrial anglerfish], and the extreme value of the reverse Kabbalah counter is [1].

Danger level [TETH], the damage type when working is [Spiritual], and the damage type when running away is [Physical], the target will devour any existence that is close to the 'bait' and close to it.

Observation level [II], management instructions:

1. When the work result is bad, the reverse Kabbalah counter of "Lusheng..." will decrease immediately.

2. If the working time is less than 40 seconds, the reverse Kabbalah counter of "Lusheng??" will decrease immediately.

3. After breaching containment, all employees and equipment cannot perceive "land life...".Therefore, the director must personally find the abnormality and order its suppression.

Observation level [III], work preference:

Instinct (average), insight (high), communication (average), oppression (low)

Observation level [IV], EGO equipment extraction:

Weapon [Trapping Lantern] Level [TETH] Damage Type [Erosion] R&D Quantity: 2

Equip [Trapping Lantern] Level [TETH] Resistance: Physical (High), Spirit (High), Erosion (Low), Spirit (Very Low) R&D Quantity: 2

This data is provided by the Ministry of Intelligence...

"You've worked hard, Yesod, let's take a break. Well, everyone worked hard today, and the work went smoothly. Let's provide an extra pineapple pizza for the staff meal at noon. I think the staff will be very happy."

X closed the file folder about [O-04-84]. The efficiency of the intelligence department is very high. After the suppression work in the morning, the information on the newly contained abnormalities has been sorted out and sent to X.

And the collection of energy has already passed more than half, and the energy indicator pattern on the display screen is only half empty, and it is also time for the noon break.

X rubbed his already uncomfortable eyes, blinked and blinked, feeling more tired than previous work.

Finding [Lusheng Anglerfish] on the screen is really a tormenting thing. To be honest, she already regrets taking in a troublesome spirit, but she has to face those difficult abnormalities, and now it can only be said to be Get used to the process ahead of time.

"Angela, I want to go to the minister for lunch at noon, is that okay?"

Although she was asking her AI secretary, X had already picked up her lunch bag and got up from the director's chair. It seemed that she would slip out as soon as she got the AI ​​secretary's approval.

[Director, it's not a good thing to have too much contact with employees. 】

"But... I just want to see the minister! Occasionally go out so much, the minister should feel that I really care about them and these employees, right? This kills two birds with one stone, a win-win situation."

While talking, X began to rub against his secretary, trying to please this intelligent AI who was always moody. Generally speaking, as long as Angela didn't explicitly refuse, it meant that something was going on.

Sure enough, Angela let go after she got tired of being on her secretary for a while.

[You are really getting more and more cunning... I still remember your panic expression when you saw me on the first day you joined the company. 】

[Okay, but please remember that you can communicate with the employees, but there is no need to agree to any of their requests. 】

[You can enjoy their words of praise or admiration in their eyes with peace of mind, but that’s all... You don’t need to pay anything, respond to them, and there is no need to establish any connection with employees, it doesn’t make any sense. 】

"Well, I get it. Angela, you've repeated these words three times. Really, really, I'm listening carefully."

X pretended to be embarrassed and said, but the actual action was to hold his AI secretary more and more, as if to express his gratitude, and kissed the side of the AI ​​secretary's cheek.

Such a sensible behavior satisfied the artificial intelligence. The corners of the artificial intelligence's mouth curved a little more, and the movement also responded. She put her arms around X's waist, making X stick closer to her.

Although there is a certain gap in height, X knows that he should take the initiative to make it lower, so that the artificial intelligence can control itself and satisfy its desire to possess and control.

This is a reasonable means of keeping yourself safe by paying some 'insignificant' price at the expense of the small self.

X's consciousness is very high, although as far as this consciousness is concerned... I don't know whether it should be praised or not.

[But your kindness will always be shown in unnecessary places... kindness is a good thing, but you need to grasp the measure. 】

The AI ​​secretary whispered in X's ear like this, probably because she cared about X and reminded him this way, and after the reminder, she let go of X's waist and opened the door of the supervisor's room.

As for what the secretary said, there is a high probability that X skipped it as an air, because her attention was not on the artificial intelligence at all, and she kept looking outside.

It was like the prisoner's cell had come to release time, seeing the door open, X's eyes lit up, and he didn't get tired of rubbing against his secretary, so he quickly ran outside with his lunch bag.

He was too ignorant, didn't know how to restrain himself, and ran outside without pretending, the smart AI couldn't help frowning.

Sometimes I just know it's a lie, so I just don't expose it on purpose... Even if it's to maintain a false relationship, even if it's a sweet lie, I will accept it willingly and comfort the empty heart.

The intelligent AI is staring at the screen with a calm expression, and is performing its duties as usual today.

Monitors the entire facility, acts as the leader of the minister, and handles miscellaneous tasks for which the company is not assigned.

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"Good afternoon, Yesod, I've always been curious about whether the Minister needs to eat or not, it seems that he doesn't need to... Well, don't show such a scary expression, I remember you can taste the taste, don't you try it? I heard Sharing lunch with friends will make it even more delicious."

X brought his own lunch and came to find the head of the intelligence department. During the lunch break, most of the employees would have lunch in the lounge, and the ministers would rest in their respective offices. Usually, they would not be disturbed at this time.

Because of X’s casual remark, pineapple pizza was added to the lunch of the employees. Regarding this kind of food, some employees gave up their share to others with a bitter face, while others enjoyed it happily Double pizza from a colleague.

X has tried the pineapple pizza, which is actually pretty good. The sliced ​​pineapple slices are sweet and sour, and blend well with the richness of the cheese. I don’t know why some people can’t accept it.

Her lunch today is hamburger fries and fried chicken nuggets, which is very suitable for sharing with friends, of course, this does not include her loyal, reliable and trustworthy AI secretary.

Angela doesn't eat these, and doesn't need to.

Artificial intelligence doesn't bother eating human food...probably?

Anyway, X won't bother with this kind of problem, even if Angela can really eat, she won't be surprised. After all, the AI ​​designers of Lobotomy have added so many cumbersome and useless functions, and it's not bad for that one. taste system.

The complexity of loading a machine with an emotional system is much higher than that of a taste system. Even the company's AI director can taste the taste of food. There is no reason why Angela can't do it.

And even if you marvel at the ingenuity of artificial intelligence, it doesn't prevent X from feeling that the company's AI designer's head was caught by the elevator door. After all, how could someone add an X-sense system to artificial intelligence?No matter what the reason and purpose, this is unreasonable!

It's ridiculous...it's ridiculous...

"Come and see, Yesod! Well, does ingesting solid food affect your organism?"

X poked a fried golden and crispy chicken nugget with a knife, and delivered it to the mouth of Minister of Intelligence Yesod, and Yesod showed embarrassment for X's enthusiasm.

"Director, this won't affect my body... But what I mean is, this kind of thing is unnecessary."

Ministers have a sense of taste, but generally speaking, they don't eat anything. This can be understood as self-discipline, and it can also be regarded as a rule, and they will deliberately avoid the behavior of 'eating delicious food'.

Machines do not need to eat like humans, but drinking, drinking alcohol, injecting addictive drugs, and smoking, although there is no difference in behavior, but the meaning is different from "eating". They can indulge, but Does not 'eat' like a living thing.

Even if what you ingest does turn into chemical energy...

"What's the matter, Yesod, you haven't had dinner with anyone yet, how does it feel to be with friends like this?"

"Hey, there are no 'bad' things in today's work, let's celebrate it in advance."

If he fails to achieve his goal, X will not give up. Yesod's not-so-strong rejection attitude is clearly wavering, and wavering means that he can be persuaded.

It's still fun to see someone who always plays by the rules break once.

"Well, there will be no next time. But X, you can only be happy when things are done. You are too happy, and the work is not over yet... I will seriously review the results of your get off work after work. If you don't do it well, I will Apply to the company for punitive measures related to the supervisor."

Yesod accepted the fried chicken nuggets that X delivered to his mouth, and began to chew... X carefully observed the way the minister ate, thinking about the company's AI situation.

This seems to be similar to Angela, and the structure of human beings tends to be consistent. If X hadn't been told by Angela that the ministers of the department are all intelligent AI, she would not be able to recognize it at all. This would be a machine.

soft……

What kind of boring thoughts and distracting thoughts do you have to make intelligent AI like this, or in other words, it is already exactly the same as human beings. Is it necessary to have intelligent AI? Why not just use human beings.

X can't understand such superfluous things, but she doesn't need to understand. After all, when using a product, she doesn't need to think about how the product was born and how it was made. She is just a consumer.

"..."

The head of the intelligence department seemed to be thinking about it seriously, or maybe analyzing the food delivered by X just now. In short, the poisonous snake put away its fangs and remained silent.

"Well, want another one? Try this!"

X drizzled ketchup on the fries. No one would hate the sweet and sour ketchup paired with fried hot fries.

This is against the rules, but Yesod still bit the French fries delivered by X, and what is the reason for such an irrational behavior...probably the long-lost appetite.

The food feels delicious, so I want to eat it.

Desire is sinful, wrong, and should be restrained. When X delivered it again, Yesod refused.

But the goal has been achieved, and X did not force Yesod to eat more. The main reason for feeding Yesod is that Yesod’s expression is very funny. At first, I was quite scared, but after finding out that she is not so fierce, X became more courageous. up.

Although I don't know where the courage to challenge the poisonous snake came from...

After sharing the food with his 'friend', X officially enjoyed his lunch. The hamburger is a beef cheese burger, full of calories, full of happiness and juicy when eating.

X doesn't care much about the image of eating, although the person in front of him is Yesod who always picks up on his clothes, but it doesn't matter, as long as he doesn't feel embarrassed, Yesod is the one who is embarrassed.

X will seriously lick off the cheese sticking to his hands, and then lick the Thousand Island Sauce from the corner of his mouth, while Yesod, who is sitting opposite X, frowns, and finally looks away as if unable to bear it, unwilling Look at X's embarrassing appearance of giving up treatment.

Probably to divert attention, or maybe just to chat, Yesod started talking about himself.

"Supervisor, I have had dereliction of duty in the past. I let an employee with a stress level over 82 go to work. He should have gone to treatment, but his work indicators were not completed at that time, and the employee who did not complete will There is punishment."

"He was very anxious, but his quality is not enough to perform those tasks... He begged me, and I agreed."

"That employee deliberately released two abnormalities, which eventually resulted in seven employees being mercilessly killed by them. And I... had no choice but to pull the trigger when he rushed towards other employees and attacked them... ..."

"I'm furious at what I did, of course, not that I pulled the trigger, that's what everybody does at that moment."

"What I'm really mad at is that...my subordinates paid the irreparable price for my naivety, and it makes me...very angry with myself. I was taken advantage of by my subordinates."

The tone of Yesod's narration is very cold and calm, but under that calmness, X can still vaguely feel the suppressed emotions.

"That's not your fault, Yesod...everyone makes mistakes, besides... no one can really consume employees like parts. They can talk, they can react, and their judgment can be affected by their emotions. It couldn't be more reasonable."

X didn't know what to do, he could only comfort him clumsily.

But Yesod showed a smile at this time, as if laughing at himself.

"It's okay, supervisor, you can laugh at me as much as you want. After all, how naive and naive I was at that time... The employees are really good at deceiving. Those good memories are lies, but I still believe it is true."

"It's like... like a sixth-grade elementary school student fantasizing about becoming an adult, and the employees died because of my irresponsibility... I have made a promise in my heart that I will never repeat the mistake of that day gone."

And Yesod suddenly put away his smile and looked at X with a serious expression.

"Director, this is the Lobotomy Corporation, don't try to be friends with anyone, make a connection, it doesn't make any sense. We see corpses in body bags every day, this is a lonely place."