Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

And X still wanted to continue to persuade a few words, to get closer, but somehow it provoked the AI ​​secretary's eyebrows, and began to choke.

[If I leave my post without authorization, will you be responsible for the losses caused to the company due to my dereliction of duty? 】

【I am different from you. I have no right to choose freely. I am just a machine. You don’t have to think about how a machine feels, just like no one would think about paying a salary to a machine. 】

That's what the intelligent AI said, and she always repeatedly emphasized that she is a machine, but X knew that if she really said that, the first person to be fired would be the supervisor himself.

Take this kind of talk as irony, just listen to it casually, if you take it seriously, you will step on the cat's tail.

AI is as rare to serve as a cat, and its temperament is uncertain.

Sometimes it's kind of unreasonable to make trouble...

Nodding in agreement, it’s a speech, shaking your head to refuse, another speech, this doesn’t work, that doesn’t work anywhere, you’re in a dilemma, whatever you choose can make the other party unhappy, it’s like drinking cold water when you’re unlucky and stuffing your teeth.

And if you just skip it and don't answer, there will be a situation of "Why are you ignoring me", and you will be seized to retaliate.

Thinking of all the possibilities, as well as the "loyal and considerate" behavior of the artificial intelligence in the simulator, X felt that he couldn't keep his smile and stretch himself.

How is this a supervisor, and how is this a secretary? This is clearly her thing... Well, there is no way, who let her be the supervisor of the company, and all the company's intelligent AIs are the objects of her performance appraisal Woolen cloth.

Especially 'her AI secretary', that is really the boss of the AI ​​in charge, he can fire the supervisor X at any time, if he offends the secretary today, he will be able to 'step into the supervisor's room first with his left foot' tomorrow The grounds were fired.

Coaxing the AI ​​to be happy is the first priority. With her approval, X dared to step out of the supervisor's room.

"Well, how about it, having a drink with me shouldn't affect your work, right? The first drink is yours, cheers, Angela."

"To celebrate the smoothness and success of our work today, champagne can only play its due value when it is shared with others."

X opened a bottle of champagne, rummaged around, and took out two goblets.

The last time it was the secretary who poured wine for her, but this time, it was her who poured wine for the secretary...

Although the movement is not proficient, at least there is no leak when it is upside down, the movement is standard, and the appearance of being serious is also the same thing, and it is barely touched with elegance, so that it will not look like a layman at first glance. .

Champagne is crystal clear, and the liquid is full of delicate bubbles. Because it is a specially brewed white wine, it also has a certain fruity aroma, rich, rich taste, and unique charm, which can bring multiple taste experiences to the drinker.

X lightly squeezed the stem of the goblet and handed it to his AI secretary. Maybe this smile is a bit silly, but it looks very heartwarming.

After the AI ​​secretary took the wine, X raised his own glass of champagne, took the initiative to touch the glass wall with the glass in the AI ​​secretary's hand, swirled the crystal clear champagne in the glass, and admired the delicate bubbles.

【…】

The AI ​​secretary closed his eyes and sipped it. Even though he had no sense of taste, he still tasted wine like a human being. Rather than enjoying the taste, it was more like enjoying the process... Enjoying the process of being with her, enjoying The feeling of being cared for by others.

After patiently waiting for the AI ​​secretary to drink the first sip of champagne, X also took a sip. Even if there is not much wine in the glass, tasting wine in such an elegant way can take a long time.

It can be said that I intend to spend more time with my secretary, but this is a way of compensation. When dealing with the minister, the AI ​​secretary needs to deal with the company's affairs instead of relaxing and enjoying it. It's not fair, right?

X can't change this kind of thing. After all, Angela's position is such that she has great power and is also responsible for many things. A considerable part of X's work is shared by her own AI secretary——

That being the case, you can't force Angela to do something while standing and talking without pain in your back.

If you say why you don't go to rest, it really means why you don't eat minced meat.

X is just not sensitive to certain things, and it's not that he has no common sense... Slow does not mean stupid.

Although you may not be very good at interpersonal communication, and don't know much about the world, you can still understand some things, whether others hate it or like to see it, and you know... If you are too partial, you will have opinions.

So no matter what you say, you have to take action, and you can't leave people alone——

If it can’t be absolutely fair, then it can only be compensated relatively fairly. When accompanying the ministers in private, they must evenly allocate some time to take care of the AI ​​secretary. At least the rewards given to the ministers, the AI ​​secretary must also have a share.

Otherwise... X still doesn't want to experience the feeling of being pushed into a corner by an emotionally out-of-control artificial intelligence again.

Small favors and small benefits are not as good as the people, but what does it matter?

X does not need to put too much energy into one or two gear parts that will be replaced at any time.

She doesn't need to build a social relationship with the employees, she just needs to deal with the minister's problems well, and then make no mistakes in management. The minister is responsible for getting along with the employees, and Angela is in charge of the minister's review, although X is right That's just being suspicious.

After all, if Angela would really check the work of the minister, then Netzach, who has been doing badly all the time, should have been fired dozens of times, maybe dozens of times are not enough.

It is estimated that it has been showing off before X came, that is to say, it has used a little "despicable" means now, and paid a little price to make Chlorella raise his fighting spirit, arouse a little energy, and work hard for a few days.

Thinking about it is also depressing, obviously Netzach is not bad, and is working hard, why Angela doesn't praise her, it's all due to her as a supervisor.

X can't figure it out, but in the end it can only be attributed to one point - this is a woman's mind that is difficult to figure out.

A glass of champagne was drunk before he knew it, and X poured a second glass. This time, his secretary took a sip first, and she drank the rest.

You don't need two goblets, one goblet is enough.

This can be regarded as a certain sentiment, or it can be regarded as a kind of 'compensation', compensation for what it likes, because artificial intelligence likes it, so X will do it.

"Leave this bottle in the supervisor's room, Angela, I hope tomorrow's work will go smoothly, and I can celebrate the success of work with you after work."

Alcohol is very addictive. After ingesting alcohol, you will become hyperactive and become impulsive.

Alcohol can affect people's judgment. Fortunately, after drinking the second cup, X restrained his desire to continue drinking in time. He didn't really just drink one cup after another like that, and got drunk in the supervisor's room.

The main reason is that X is afraid that after getting drunk, he will directly bury himself in the arms of the AI ​​secretary, and he will do something stupid to provoke the artificial intelligence.

For example, say what is in your heart... If you really say what you really think in your heart, I am afraid that being fired by the AI ​​secretary a few times will be considered light.

Thinking of the stupid things he might do while drunk, X shuddered, and hurriedly used the cork to re-cork the champagne bottle and sealed it up.

Even though the opening was sealed, the aroma of wine in the air did not dissipate.

The bottle of champagne that has been opened will be left in the supervisor's room to accompany the AI ​​secretary to drink slowly, and the other unopened bottle will be shared with the ministers. .

She doesn't trust her own self-control, nor the benevolence of artificial intelligence.

like now...

【Director, shall we do it again? 】

The AI ​​secretary whispered beside X's ear, like a siren singing a melodious song to seduce the sailor at the helm.

Sometimes, X really has an urge to agree to Angela... wanting to indulge his desire that shouldn't exist.

What does "again" refer to? Just a taste of it without going deep, deliberately ignoring it, and deliberately ignoring it, that can't change the fact that the desire was born.

But it can’t, it’s not allowed, and X doesn’t know why, he thinks it’s just not allowed.

It's ridiculous, but X can't tell why she thinks it's ridiculous, not just because of artificial intelligence... Angela is beautiful, meets her aesthetic standards, and has excellent abilities.

Maybe, probably the preferred type, but that's still ridiculous.

"Do you mean kiss again, Angela... If it's something more extreme, I won't agree to you."

[Can you ask me like this, doesn't it mean that you have thoughts about other things? 】

The AI ​​secretary delivered the red tie around his collar to X's hands, as if X could take it off at any time if he wanted to, and do even more excessive things.

Maybe it's a joke, maybe it's true, at least the secretary's calm tone X can't tell the truth from the fake words.

Even if it was true, X would not do it, she has no interest in AI secretary.

A kiss is enough, just to meet the secretary's needs, not the director's own needs.

With the smell of champagne, kiss his secretary.

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57. Don't fight, don't fight, the benefits of the supervisor are all there, and whoever is right will give her

Do you know the meaning of champagne?

Pleasure... revelry... the high life of romance and luxury.

Champagne will be used for celebrations on formal occasions, as a welcome gift——

"So, Angela, I'll be leaving first, I won't be back too late...probably? If I drink too much, remember to splash me with ice water."

He obviously just attended a party among his subordinates after get off work, but he still wanted to say hello to his secretary in such a formal way.

X wiped the water stains from the corners of his mouth, not feeling the slightest nostalgia for the warmth between his lips and teeth.

The smell of champagne is everywhere, and the alcohol is in the air... It's just different from beer, which is more similar to the mellow fruity aroma, fragrant and intoxicating.

After tidying up the clothes, X was still clumsy and needed his secretary to take care of them a second time, so as to sort out the decent image that a company executive should have.

The AI ​​secretary is quite gentle, provided that he ignores the words that suddenly came into X's ear...

[If you drink too much, I won't prepare dinner with you, maybe you can count on the beer vending machine outside the corridor to provide you with dinner? 】

While talking on the other side, the white and slender hand pinched X's waist suddenly, and the slight tingling sensation even woke up X's alcohol addiction a lot.

X nodded repeatedly, like an obedient large quail, as if she would agree to whatever the AI ​​secretary said now.

After being dragged by the AI ​​secretary to the "three chapters of the agreement", X escaped the clutches of the artificial intelligence smoothly, and felt a lingering feeling of fear when he walked out of the supervisor's room.

It was an indescribable intuition, as if staying in the supervisor's room for a while longer would be eaten.

[Elf Feast] This abnormal body, although it looks friendly, will help humans, heal their wounds and restore their mental state——

But as soon as he feels that the prey is about to run away and feels uneasy, he will preemptively eat the 'prey' into his stomach, so as to prevent the prey from being hunted by other abnormal bodies.

Employees who have been stamped with the mark of "Elf Blessing" by [Elf Feast] cannot work in other Abnormal Body Containment Units.

They're jealous...greedy and deeply insecure.

X held the champagne in his arms tightly, afraid of falling or hitting it, and treated the bottle of champagne with care like a treasure.

It's not that X likes wine so much, but that she has invested in it, not just a little bit of it.

In order to get a bottle of champagne, she has spent so much effort to make the intelligent AI happy, and there are several red marks on her body, Netzach really has to kneel and step on her feet to deserve this glass of wine.

But kneeling and stepping on feet feels too much, as long as Netzach can work well, X feels that the bottle of wine is not in vain, it is worth the money.

Who made her the supervisor?The director of the company has to be responsible to the department head of the company.

Although the relationship between Angela and the ministers seems to be not very good, but as a supervisor, she can't look at this rigid relationship... The AI ​​secretary is already busy enough to manage the company, and dealing with interpersonal issues Give it to your supervisor.

Although there is no clear indication that the supervisor has such an obligation, for the sake of the company's efficiency and performance, it is still necessary to clean up the mess, the conflict between the ministers and the ministers, and the defects of the ministers themselves...

These are always to be faced, nothing more than sooner or later.

X thinks his method is good, not to mention quick results, the effect is still remarkable. Netzach has been working hard for four consecutive days. If this momentum continues, the security department will definitely get better and better, and the company's performance will go down. superior.

Everything is on track...

It would be great if I can work consciously without the need for "rewards". Unfortunately, X feels that his drawing skills are not very good, and he can't draw well. out of the pie.

After all, what salary does the AI ​​want... In the end, besides drinking and taking drugs, Chrysanthemum has no other desires. The top management of the Lobotomy Company are all artificial intelligence.

Except for the director X, the heads of the department are all AI. This is a company run by artificial intelligence... If there is any high-level person who can be regarded as human beings, it is probably only the founder of the company that the AI ​​​​secretary occasionally mentions as the background board One of the 'A's.

A very mysterious guy, this is X's first impression of the founder of Lobotomy, and he can only understand it from the scales and feathers that the secretary said.

At least it feels like, the AI ​​secretary often talks about the motto of 'A', and probably admires and respects her very much——

This is also inevitable, after all, A is not only the boss of Lobotomy, but also the designer of Lobotomy, and Angela was designed by A.

No creature would dislike its creator. For artificial intelligence, A probably exists like her mother. The relationship is probably... not bad?

After all, who would design such an exquisite artificial intelligence that is obviously used to process files and serve as a central processor for office work——

It is so delicate that even the internal structure has been highly restored to the human body, and too many cumbersome functions have been added.

Should it be said that it was too critical, or that it was carrying private goods.

X didn't dare to jump to judgment, and he didn't dare to chew the tongue of the company boss.

Although she has secretly slandered many times that the AI ​​designer of Lobotomy is a mental patient whose head was caught by the elevator door, every time she thinks of such a thing, she still finds it absurd and unreasonable.

My boss is actually a smart AI control, should this be classified as a fetish or something, a doll control?Besides, electronic characters are addicted?

Two...two...Two-dimensional!

If I meet my boss in the future, how should I greet him? What is the first sentence I speak?

X was distressed, thinking wildly while walking in the corridor, the more she thought about it, the more frightened she felt—she seemed to know something she shouldn't know.

They are all intelligent AI, and the things seen under the cognitive filter are all cute cartoon images. Doesn't this mean that the boss of Lobotomy Inc. prefers...two...Two-dimensional!

Obviously, the plasma smeared on the wall is indispensable every day at work, the eyeballs rolled to the floor when stepped on, and all kinds of messy howls of monsters and insulting words when employees panicked.

This is not beautiful, but such a cute cartoon image is used to express this scene.