Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

It's full of bad humor.

Slowly, the image of a cruel woman with a nasty smile on the corner of her mouth, wielding a whip to enslave employees gradually came out of X's head, and then automatically replaced with Angela.

With a bad smile, the artificial intelligence with a terrible personality is waving a whip and forcing the supervisor to work overtime, and then sneered and stuffed the employees into the company's "massage machine" with a "[-]% favorable rate and no bad reviews".

The dried green algae lay on the floor as a foothold for the artificial intelligence, and Yesod waited by the side to read a report to the artificial intelligence.

Malkuth thumped the AI's back and pressed its shoulders, and the cute Hod brought tea and water to the AI.

——How could such a thing happen? !

X himself frightened himself, and his body trembled abruptly.

It is said that designers generally incorporate their own ideas or viewpoints into the things they design, and the designers of intelligent AI... can design an artificial intelligence full of wickedness like Angela, X is hard to say.

Although it is impossible to say that they are 100% similar, it is estimated that there is a similarity of [-] to [-]. From this, it can be inferred that the founder of Lobotomy A is also a guy with a bad personality.

I haven't seen the boss yet, and the days are so sad... X can only pray that he won't be fired by the boss who came back from a business trip and packed up.

Thinking about it this way, performance is still the most important thing. Only when the supervisor's work is done well can he feel at ease, and he can sleep deeply with peace of mind when he gets under the covers.

When going to bed at night, X is probably the most relaxed time. He obviously felt that he had insomnia before, but now he can fall asleep with the pillow on his head, and sleep until the alarm rings.

I guess I'm tired.

Manage Abnormalities at work, assign employees to collect energy, deal with all kinds of emergencies, and squeeze out a private rest space after get off work to greet ministers and encourage them to work hard...

For the efficiency and performance of the company, I really paid a lot.

Even if you don't want to laugh most of the time, you will force yourself to smile.

"Yesod, I'm coming in!"

X knocked on the door of the Minister of Intelligence's office, waited for a while, and when there was no response, he knocked a few more symbolically and pushed the door open.

"Hey, aren't you here? Well, maybe it's time to hand in the report."

There was no one in the office, the door was unlocked, and the sorted documents were placed on the desk, probably after processing, X scanned around, but did not find the head of the intelligence department.

He crept down and checked under the sofa and under the desk. X didn't find the 'poisonous snake' lurking in the grass, and confirmed the fact that Yesod was really not in the office.

This is a very rare situation, usually the ministers will stay in their respective ministers' offices, maybe there will be ministers who like to visit, but Yesod is definitely not the type who likes to 'stop' around, because she is a well-behaved guy, Even a little rigid.

Last time, Yesod got pissed off because Netzach came to ask her to borrow printing paper. X really didn’t think that the poisonous snake lurking in the grass could still walk around. Except for work needs, it’s impossible to expect Yesod to take the initiative to communicate with other ministers. of.

And if it is to hand in the report, it is impossible not to bring the documents on the desk.It can't be going to the toilet, right? AI doesn’t need to go to the toilet. Not everyone will pretend to be sick like Netzach last time. It is common sense that intelligent AI will not catch a cold.

Netzach's crappy excuse for pretending to be sick left a deep impression on X. It can't be said to be bad, it can only be said to be funny, just like a student who doesn't want to go to school, suddenly clutches his stomach and says it hurts.

Because it's so bad that I don't feel the need to expose it.

If Netzach is not in the office, X will only think that he has gone to a corner for a drink, but if it is Yesod, X will think that Yesod has something to deal with suddenly and will be back soon.

Because the head of the intelligence department is a strict person, he will definitely lock the door when he goes out. Otherwise, the employees will break in and touch the documents.

Many of the documents provided by the intelligence department cannot be seen by employees, or are only provided to employees who have reached a certain level of authority, such as [employees at level four] and above.

There are often text labels that are only provided to [third-level employees] or [fourth-level employees] [fifth-level employees]. Files are divided into strict permissions. The person in charge is the highest level, the minister is next, and the last is screening out of staff.

Some not-so-good content is not even shown to other department heads, because they are worried that they will not be able to accept it, let alone those employees.

Blocking information is actually a kind of kindness, a kind of protection for employees.Knowing too much sometimes is not only a bad thing, but also harms yourself.

After all, knowing that he is very close to himself, a very friendly abnormal body is actually keeping food fresh... It is a very embarrassing thing.

Or the target of the [oppression] work, maybe which colleague became it.

Wrapped into a sac by a spider, he will not die immediately after being injected with venom, but will feel his pulse getting weaker and weaker very slowly in the darkness...

Knowing this, for those new employees, the appetite for lunch is probably gone, and there will be a certain psychological burden on the work assigned by the company, which will increase the number of mistakes.

At this point, X agrees with Yesod's approach very much, which is undoubtedly the right choice.

Yesod is reliable and reassuring, so - where did she go?

X thought about it, it is the minister's freedom to go where the minister goes, and there is no rule that the minister must stay in the office, maybe he will come back soon, so he should go to other departments first.

Last time, Netzach was not allowed to drink champagne. Although he made some compensation afterwards, X was still a little embarrassed that he forgot the green algae head among the ministers.

This time, let's show it to Netzach first, and enjoy the eye addiction. After all, the champagne in his arms should be shared with everyone, not for Netzach to drink alone.

Thinking of this, X carefully closed the office door of the intelligence department, and went to the security department next door to the intelligence department. You can walk through a few corridors to the security department, which is relatively close.

"Netzach, look what I brought you, champagne - eh, what are you doing!"

X pushed open the office door of the Security Department, and what he saw was nothing but two ministers wrestling together. Even if he rubbed his eyes in disbelief, what X saw was still the head of the Security Department and intelligence Minister of Ministry.

The Minister of Security and the Minister of Intelligence are fighting.

……

……

58. Chlorella head, you villain will sue first!I beat you to death.

The moment X yelled, time seemed to press the pause button, and the movements of the two ministers who had wrestled to the ground stopped, as if they were frozen there... playing one, two, three wooden figures.

After pausing for a few seconds, as if imitating a mirror, the two ministers made the same movement - turned their heads to look at the stunned supervisor X at the door.

The lips moved, but no sound came out, as if they had been silenced, and they all became dumb.

In such an embarrassing atmosphere, I probably don't know how to speak... It seems that the cooling effect of the central air conditioner has been adjusted to the highest level, people are about to freeze into ice slag, and there is a chill in the air.

X is also a bit indescribable, this kind of embarrassment is not much stronger than the two ministers in the office who fought for some reason.

Because the head of the intelligence department and the head of the security department were all looking at X, staring straight at the black-haired, short-haired, golden-eyed woman who suddenly barged in.

To be honest, being stared at by two people like this is really a bit penetrating, X feels his scalp is numb.

Although there were embarrassing times before, when he was glared at by Yesod like that, but it has never been so miserable today, to the extent that his toes dig into the floor.

Yesod's gaze was terrifying, he was about to kill someone, like a cobra that had been stimulated, it stood up and exposed its fangs, and the venom in its poison sac could be sprayed out at any time.

"Well... Did I come at the wrong time... I-I'm going out now!"

X's feet started to move backwards, instead of lifting them up, they dragged and wiped the floor... It was an extremely weird way of walking backwards, like a snail wriggling on the ground.

"director!"

There was another pause for a few seconds, and a voice was like this.

"no!"

And another voice said so.

Frightened by the words of the Minister of Intelligence and the Minister of Security, X stopped there, as if trapped by a ferocious beast on a steep road. ⑥, ⑧ ③! ⑦ 0! ②! ⑨⑨⑤

On a narrow road, you meet a boa constrictor and a big worm. The battle between the dragon and the tiger makes it difficult to advance and retreat, a dilemma.

And at this moment, the two ministers who had scuffled to the floor got up, their heads turned to one side, ignoring each other, straightening their own clothes, the wrinkles on their clothes, and some bruises caused by the fight. damaged.

The atmosphere was very stiff, and neither side had any intention of opening their mouths.

"Well, why don't you sit down and talk about it first... Is there any conflict, Netzach? Well, Yesod, did Netzach make you angry, and she asked you to borrow printer paper and didn't return it?"

"First, let's shake hands and reconcile—apologize to each other?"

X said bravely, not being a peacemaker, she is in charge, and the ministers fought, not to mention rubbing mud, even dry mud should be moistened, just rub it on.

The main pipe is like the lubricating oil between the gears. When the gears are running, there will be friction. Only after adding lubricating oil can the resistance be reduced and the possible wear and tear between the gears can be reduced.

There are situations where ministers disagree with each other. After all, they have different personalities, and they all have very individual personalities. But generally speaking...

That is, small friction on the lips, a little bit of contradiction, which can even be classified as ridicule or joke level, and it is rare to really tear the face.

Like now—the fight started.

Although Netzach's lazy and irresponsible character does not get along well with Yesod's rigorous and rigid minister, it's normal to have conflicting personalities and can't see each other, but it's not likely to really fight...

X thought that the relationship between the two of them might not be good, but he didn't expect it to be so bad, and they actually started fighting in private.

Could it be that the ministers of various departments were more or less restrained because they were in front of me... so the temper is not as individual as it is...?

And X's words of being a peacemaker did not have any effect. Although the two ministers gave X face and sat down on the sofa, they still ignored each other and still looked at X. , The eyes are terrible.

Not to mention reaching out and shaking hands to save face, neither the head of the intelligence department nor the head of the security department had any intention to speak, and they all became riddlers.

It's like acting in a pantomime, what's going on in your mind is up to X to guess, based on their actions...

And if it's just like this, it's okay to say, what's worse is that there is such a situation——

The two ministers did listen to X's words and sat down, but one was on this sofa and the other was on the other sofa. The guest table was like a river separating the two worlds of Chu and Han, separated by the opposite bank.

Here comes the question, which sofa should X sit on?Which minister do you sit next to?

The eyes of the two ministers stayed on X's side, as if they had already expressed such meaning, even X, who was particularly slow in certain directions, felt something was wrong with the atmosphere.

She is not blind, such eyes cannot be turned a blind eye to, even if it seems to deliberately ignore the past, this is also following the string of the arrow, and has to be fired.

It was because of understanding that X felt his scalp tingling, why was he dragged into a fight... The champagne in his arms felt like it was going to be warmed by X's sudden rise in body temperature.

The wine was covered with heat, and the sweat on the hands was coming out because of excessive tension.

Swallowing several times of saliva, moistening his dry throat, X managed to finish typing the manuscript, but the words and actions he was about to say were interrupted by the lobe logo that suddenly lit up , He just stuffed it back into his throat.

— Sit next to the Minister of Intelligence

——Sit next to the Minister of Security

[Simulation started——]

[Lobotomy Inc Simulator - The Best Work Dating Simulator]

[Day6——What are you looking at, what are you looking at!]

[You plan to go to the ministers for a party with drinks after get off work, because of the morning agreement, you plan to go to the minister of the Ministry of Intelligence first]

[You did not find the Minister of Intelligence in the Office of the Minister of Intelligence, so you went to the Ministry of Security]

[You broke into the office of the Minister of Security, you found the Minister of Intelligence, but unfortunately the Minister of Intelligence was fighting with the Minister of Security]

[You have been involved in this dispute, the relationship between the two ministers is very bad, they each sat on the opposite sofa, ignored each other at all, and have no intention of reconciliation, you are very shameless as a supervisor]

[You are stared at by two ministers, and you are under the gaze of two ministers at the same time. In this awkward atmosphere, you sit next to the relatively more familiar Minister Netzach]

[You notice that the head of the security department is hugging you to show off to each other, the head of the intelligence department looks very bad]

[You were punished by the Minister of Security, and the Minister of Intelligence also punished you]

OR...

[You were stared at by two ministers, and you were under the gaze of two ministers at the same time. In this awkward atmosphere, you sat next to Minister Yesod, who is relatively more reliable]

[You are explaining the situation with the head of the intelligence department. What you explained angered the head of the security department. She was not satisfied with what you said. In order to prove the authenticity of the matter, the head of the intelligence department decided to personally verify the Minister's wording]

[You were punished by the Minister of Intelligence, and the Minister of Security also punished you]

…………

……

[Your mind is twisted...]

[You're enjoying it...]

[You like the feeling of being punished...]

[………]

[......]

[Achievement achieved - two slices of bread with cheese]

[Reminder: The fact that the cake is cut crookedly makes the intelligent AI angry more than the fact that there is no cake itself, just like there are cherries on one cake and no cherries on the other]

[请选择本次结果的奖励：1.勇气(+1) 2.谨慎（+1） 3.自律（+1） 4.正义（+1）]

[No.1 says perspective restoration YES/NO]

X felt a chill. Judging from the results of the simulation, this is a bad ending full of bad taste, but in terms of the process... There are very few non-working simulation situations.

This kind of game over situation caused by non-work factors, except for the first few days when I was not skilled, rarely appeared later, but today...

Is it something special... or is it extraordinarily unlucky?

The throat is dry and astringent due to nervousness, even in the air-conditioned room, the sweat still breaks out, X's condition is not very good...