Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

X took the towel and wiped off the water drops on his skin. His skin, which was sickly and pale, was a little more bloody and slightly red.

The AI ​​secretary almost took care of the whole process, and was served so attentively even after taking a shower, which made X feel very uncomfortable and at a loss as to what to do.

If you don't say anything, judging by the posture and arrogance of the intelligent AI, it is estimated that it is really planning to do that...

As for what to do, in short, he is not very good at talking. X can't bear to be supervised by other people. Is this really his secretary?

Although he doubted it more than once, every time he saw the intelligent AI make such a similar move, X would doubt its true identity and actual status again.

It seemed that she was not an adult, but a child who couldn't take care of herself and needed the patient care of an adult, a baby who even needed a secretary to feed her meals.

Does she lose face?If other department heads know that they need the secretary to help them take a shower, will it become a new type of joke?

Oh, that's right... Even the rice is fed by the AI ​​secretary himself.

But this kind of protest was completely ineffective, and instead was mocked by the AI ​​secretary.

【Aren't you naive?Every time you made a mistake, you never apologized to me seriously, just pretending to be stupid like a child, and just fooling around like that.I didn't pursue any of these. 】

Angela covered the corner of her mouth and said with a smile, there was no accusation in her words.

Although the curvature of the corner of the mouth is not obvious, it is a just right angle that can make people feel happy and comfortable. This seems to be a smile from the heart, not deliberately practiced or put on.

X rarely sees Angela smiling, and most of the time, his secretary closes his eyes and frowns, and when he 'punishes' himself, that bad smile full of evil humor has an extremely exaggerated arc.

So much so that when he saw such a smile, he froze for a moment, his mouth hardened.

"How can I, I apologize every time! Even if I did something wrong at noon today, it's different! One size fits one size!"

X subconsciously refuted like that, and I don't know where the courage came from recently, even daring to refute the secretary's words-but this may be a good sign.

Because, such a performance can be understood as the distance between each other has been shortened, and the gap between the supervisor and the secretary is not so big, to the extent that they can joke with each other.

Of course, this is more like a fight between friends than a relationship between a boss and a subordinate... Or a closer relationship.

Although X doesn't realize that...

[Look, you are making trouble like this, without showing any sense of responsibility and responsibility that an adult should have.However, you are much more interesting than your last executive, and you will probably be the best executive our company has ever had. 】

The intelligent AI wasn't angry either, but smiled more clearly. This state is probably very relaxed, much more relaxed than usual... But the words in his mouth really don't know whether they are praising X or scolding her for being too stupid.

Maybe it's both... This is both a compliment and a mockery. Intelligent AI rarely compliments people, and it's probably because they are in a better mood now that they say such things.

And X obviously got the point wrong again. In the words of the AI ​​secretary, the keyword she captured was not 'the best supervisor', but 'the previous supervisor'.

Although she shouldn't care about this kind of problem, how many supervisors the intelligent AI has had has nothing to do with her. X only needs to do his job well and care about the company's performance.

But... sure enough... still a little... concerned.

"Well, Angela... Then would you do something like this to the previous supervisor, like this, to help her take a bath or something?"

[I am the intelligent AI of Lobotomy Company. I am ordered by the company to serve as the supervisor's secretary, assist the supervisor in his work, and take care of his life. 】

The artificial intelligence did not answer X's question directly, but the information in the words has been revealed clearly.

She is the supervisor's secretary, which means that she will treat every supervisor equally, whether it is good or bad... Uh, well, maybe the bad ones will be fired directly, as if the quality does not meet the inspection standards. of elimination.

This is normal and a reasonable result, but X feels a little uncomfortable. This emotion is indescribable. She doesn't know if it's resentment or something else, but it's just a little uncomfortable.

It's like the pudding I like was forced to share with others, the delicious food was snatched away by others, the cut watermelon, the red melon flesh was dug out more than half before even touching the spoon.

"Woo-woo."

A pitiful whimper sounded from his throat. If there were really cat ears, they would probably have drooped by now, and the X would suddenly swell, as if he was hungry and not full.

X was very uncomfortable, and felt very uncomfortable, although she didn't know why she was like this, and why she had such thoughts.

This feeling is strange...but X can't tell why.

But the intelligent AI knew why, and it was rare for her to see such an expression on the face of the black-haired woman in front of her—a slightly enlightened expression.

Probably such a method is still useful, even though it is a bit despicable... The artificial intelligence has also learned a lot from the despicable methods of humans, just like learning the despicable flaws of humans.

Maybe I need to mention 'previous supervisor' more in front of X in the future?

A woman with black hair and short temples is very strong and aggressive, she will not be willing to lose to others, and she does not want to see any loss of performance. You can get hit when you are aggressive.

Perhaps the despicableness of the Minister of Security can be used as a reference, at least in terms of effect.

Sometimes pretending not to know, and sometimes being self-willed, you can get more... And it's not bad to make the woman in front of you feel uncomfortable like this. After wandering outside for so long, you have to be punished.

【Director, is the wound still hurting? 】

The artificial intelligence lightly touched the red marks on X's neck, and the marks bitten by the teeth were still swollen, and after being washed with hot water, they became more obvious.

There are many bite marks on X's neck and collarbone, which are the result of a minister who 'does not know the severity' and is 'extremely young' to vent his emotions, and this result is caused by X alone, because Her connivance and favoritism.

Tolerating the traces of the minister's gnawing and gnawing... is really not self-respecting!

Just seeing these red marks, the intelligent AI feels that its good mood has been ruined, and the repressed anger looms up again. Not only that, but if you look carefully, you can see the scratches on X's shoulder.

His fair skin was covered with tiny scars from being scratched, which were caused by the minister who didn't know how to restrain his strength and "vented his emotions", but X didn't know how to say anything or refuse.

Does she give whatever the minister wants?If such a disparity in treatment can be balanced in mentality, it will be really weird, and what's more, there are some eccentricities.

And compared to indignation, resentment... Perhaps the emotion called jealousy can be mixed with more.

Why is the woman in front of me so eccentric?So unfair?

Even though I knew it would be like this a long time ago, I still feel angry every time I see it.

The more unconscious and innocent she is, the angrier she is, and those marks have already been bitten on, so what's the use of scolding her now?

I'm afraid it will only arouse that increasingly rebellious mood.

[Let me apply medicine for you, it will make it easier to reduce the swelling... If you think the effect is not good enough, you can also use [Regeneration Reactor Heap], although I don't recommend it. 】

The superficial wounds can be eliminated, but the wounds are never healed, and the superficial traces are eliminated to pretend that nothing happened.

The smart AI's neatly trimmed fingertips were stained with milky white ointment. After wiping off the dew, the ointment was applied to X's neck and collarbone, and the red and swollen areas were evenly covered by the ointment.

It's cool and very comfortable, especially when soaked in the bathtub and wrapped in hot water... Such a cool ointment will make people feel very refreshing.

The muscles and bones are comfortable, and the fatigue of the day seems to be eliminated, and the fatigue is washed away by the hot water.

For the first time, X felt that taking a bath could be so comfortable. In the past, in order to save time and pursue efficiency, she just simply rinsed it off, and it took no more than half an hour in total.

It only takes half an hour, which is estimated to be an unbelievable speed for most women... It can be called 'efficient'.

Of course, there may be other factors. X is actually somewhat resistant to the bathtub, and is not very willing to take a bath, although she doesn't know the specific reason, it just feels bad.

But if Angela was by his side——and inexplicably felt very at ease, and the thought of "this is not bad" would arise.

After hesitating for a long time, X finally made up his mind.

"An...Angela, can I kiss you?"

His face was very red, and he didn't know whether it was from the hot water or what, and the tone of the question was also soft, not as natural as before.

Obviously she usually kissed her secretary a lot, but this time she asked.

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82. Supervisor, are you single by virtue of your ability?

"An...Angela, can I kiss you?"

It is obvious that kissing his secretary or minister is usually so indifferent and very natural, but now he suddenly becomes awkward and hesitant.

There is a vague meaning of shyness... The cheeks are very red, like a ripe apple, exuding an attractive fragrance, you can take a bite at any time and taste its sweet taste.

This awkwardness and hesitation, or can be understood as - caring.

No need to respond, no need to understand, no need to use too much language to modify, just need to respond with actions is enough.

The intelligent AI only showed a faint smile when it heard X's words, just like the bright moon in the night sky, quiet and gentle, the bright and bright moon is extraordinarily beautiful... Different from the warmth and beauty of the sun, it is subtle and gentle , as tender as flowing water.

The tactfully flowing stream will not play impassioned music, but it will make the sound of jingling jade plates, and the crispness when the balls fall into the jade plate will round the corners of the pebbles in the silent company.

When the stream washes the pebbles, it doesn't make much noise, such roundness is just subtle...

Taking off the shoes similar to clogs, I just let the soles of my feet as white as jade touch the ground lightly, stepping on the cold tiles.

Most of the time, the hard-soled red Jenny shoes are the logo of the AI ​​secretary, and the black secretary uniform matches the eye-catching red Jenny shoes very well, but today's dress is still amazing and firmly attracts X gaze.

That is a completely different style of dressing, quite elegant and dignified——

The slender thighs that are usually outlined by the slightly tight uniform at this time showed her firm and slender charm, and the dark bathrobe she wore even more brought out her fair skin.

The perfect jade feet were lifted slightly, and stepped on the porcelain wall of the bathtub like a kingfisher perched on a lotus leaf, and the toes slightly touched the hot water that was about to overflow, as if testing the bathtub water temperature...

And just when X was wondering what his secretary was going to do, suddenly hot water hit him and hit him all over.

The hot water in the bathtub covered X's face, his hair was wet even after drying, and his black temples became wet all of a sudden, like a lioness in water.

Because the intelligent AI stepped on it with its legs up, stepped over it with a little force, and entered X's bathtub. It will naturally discharge as much water as the bathtub accommodates.

The water that was about to overflow the porcelain wall naturally poured out part of it after another person broke in abruptly. In addition, the intelligent AI deliberately whipped up part of the hot water to hit X, and there would definitely be a water gun hit. Bomb-like funny scenes.

The bathtub is not narrow, but it is not too big. It is only slightly larger than a standard single bathtub. It is good for two smaller women... two women who are more than 1.7 meters tall , I am afraid it is a bit crowded.

This will take up an already limited space, in other words... it will make them stick closer to each other.

"An-Angela, why did you get into the water?!"

X looked at the AI ​​secretary who entered the bathtub in surprise, X's surprised expression was more obvious than ever, and there was even a faint unimaginable shock in his golden pupils, probably—there is nothing more shocking than artificial intelligence entering the bathtub. X was shocked.

It was more shocking than seeing the Abnormal Body and the tricks of those employees...

For a moment, I didn't even know what to say...

【What's the matter, supervisor, don't you welcome me? 】

The appearance of the intelligent AI soaking in the water is very natural, just like a normal human being taking a bath, and there is no sign of violation - if X did not know that Angela is an artificial intelligence, it is really hard to imagine that this would be a machine.

From the outside, Angela is a human woman, a very beautiful human woman, and her appearance is impeccable.

Even if X looks at it with a very critical eye, he can't find any faults. It's like a piece of flawless jade, carved into a perfect handicraft... Artificial intelligence can even be called a creation of art.

As for whether the internal structure is also very restored... Uh, X doesn't want to know, not at all.

She is only convinced of one thing, the head of the founder of Lobotomy, 'A', is not a little big, but has a big problem, these useless and cumbersome details are too many, why do artificial intelligence make it perfect Restore humanity.

This... This seriously blinded my eyes and affected my work.

It's hard to imagine what kind of mood 'A' had in designing Angela, but it must not be such a normal idea, after all, it's just a simple office machine, so it can't be done so flawlessly.

X was thinking wildly, and those random thoughts became more and more out of tune, completely forgetting that he was about to peck his secretary just now, and he was also a ██ with a bad mind, half a catty.

But as soon as he thought about it, X forgot what he was going to do just now, and when he heard the AI ​​secretary questioning, he blurted out some very stupid words without thinking.

"Uh...Of course I welcome Angela, but will there be a leakage of electricity? The safe current that the human body can accept is ten milliamps. Angela, how many amps are you?"

X would say something that he didn’t know what he was talking about when his head was in a daze. Maybe he was dazed by the hot water, or maybe he was frightened by the sudden action of the intelligent AI entering the water. ... very ruined the atmosphere?

This effect can be said to be that the central air conditioner is cooling, even the hot water in the bathtub can't resist it.

And it's no surprise that X was stared at by his AI secretary, giving him a hard look.

[Director, you may have been in too much contact with the head of the Security Department recently. There is an idiom that is close to the red, the red is close to the black, and I hope you can understand. 】

【My body will not be affected by water, the simulated skin on the outer layer will completely prevent water from entering the body, and even if it does, my internal structure is not as shallow as your common sense...】

[There are too many technical terms that need to be explained, how should I explain them to an outsider like you who doesn't understand anything? 】

[In more simple terms, my body is very different from the inferior machines you know. I will not be damaged by 'water entry', nor will I 'water entry' easily, I'm not that vulnerable. 】

The smart AI was probably really annoyed by X's words that ruined the atmosphere. The original gentle appearance was instantly broken, and the expression was very impatient. There was both sarcasm and contempt in the tone, and it hit X in terms of IQ and EQ. .

There is a feeling of desperation...

Just as the intelligent AI was explaining angrily, she heard that sentence again.

[The safe electric current that the human body can accept is ten milliamperes, Angela, how many milliamperes are you? ]

Looking in the direction of the voice, I saw that X didn't listen to her explanation at all, and was focusing on the black recorder in his hand, fiddled with the recorder, and the words just now came from the recorder.

A faint red "#" symbol appeared on the forehead of the intelligent AI. It was completely untouched, and its fists were clenched very tightly.

【Director, what are you doing...】

She was waiting for the explanation from the woman in front of her.

"Uh——I'm trying the function of the recording pen to see if it's waterproof. It seems that the waterproof effect is very good. I can use it even if I soak it in water."