Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

And X answered honestly, facing his AI secretary, he didn't show even the slightest desire to survive.

And the consequence of this is that the intelligent AI directly picks up the little yellow rubber duck floating on the hot water, drifting with the current, and swings around, and then hits X's head with precision.

"quack!"

"Woooo-!"

The little yellow duck let out a cry, and X covered his head and let out a cry of pain. Before X could recover, the AI ​​secretary who had been taking a bath with her had already left the bathtub. It dropped a lot in an instant.

【I'm going to prepare dinner for you. If you feel comfortable soaking, you can come out earlier. I think...you probably need a good rest. 】

The AI ​​secretary left the bathroom without looking back, as if he was no longer in the mood to serve X.

The golden-eyed woman with black hair and short sideburns has always been good at 'uninteresting'.

In other words, he really 'understands' how to irritate the other party. This can even be regarded as a talent. Even if it is unconscious, not intentional, he can accurately anger artificial intelligence.

Goodwill and admiration are always on one side, but she doesn't know it because she doesn't have such common sense.

Or maybe the golden-eyed woman with black hair and short temples couldn't be more aware of this fact, but she has been avoiding that it might affect her emotions, so that she repeatedly denied it and pretended to be ignorant.

She killed her own feelings, even if she was really touched.

At the very end, I still subconsciously chose to rein in the precipice and escape from all this.

Because it's ridiculous... It's ridiculous, even if she can't give a specific reason, she can't give a specific reason.

"Whoa, Angela, I—did I piss her off again?"

X forgot that he was supposed to kiss his AI secretary, and he didn't remember anything until the AI ​​secretary left and left the bathroom, as if he lost the chain at a critical moment.

The straps snap off when it matters.

Soaking in hot water for too long will make the skin wrinkle. Soaking in the bath is comfortable, but it should not be too long. Not only is it easy to pass out, but it will also affect the judgment of the brain when taking a bath.

X attributed his 'frequent mistakes' to the fact that he was unconscious after soaking in the bath...without a little self-awareness.

Perhaps, probably—this is the reason why X can remain single, although even this singleness needs to be questioned.

The secretary is gone, and X has no interest in taking a bath. It is very lonely to take a bath alone, and it will also make X feel uncomfortable.

If two people take a bath together to enjoy a happy time, then taking a bath alone is to endure silence and loneliness, and there is even a kind of sadness of ordering a two-person meal and eating two for one person—well, there seems to be nothing very sad .

X does eat dinner for two, and it doesn't necessarily satisfy her appetite.

One person has two dinners exclusively, very happy!

Thinking of dinner, X felt his stomach growling. If there was anything X could look forward to in the company, it must be three meals a day.

The happiest thing is to have a full meal.

If the artificial intelligence rings the bell every time before dinner, probably as long as the bell is ringing, X can immediately appear at the dinner table and sit obediently on the chair.

I don’t know what’s so special about it, but today’s dinner doesn’t match the “exquisite” style, it’s ample, maybe it’s because the smart AI is in a good mood, or maybe it’s because the supervisor is caring and loyal, and the secretary finally realized that maybe X should gain weight Instead of losing weight.

Perhaps only with more flesh can the arcs and curves be slightly more prominent... Although the possibility of secondary development is already very small.

The fact that the vending machine keeps on pressing the button, but the vending machine never delivers, and the strawberry soda will not drop at all, may have made artificial intelligence aware of something.

An overly strict diet will only make X more disobedient, and the big black cat will docilely show its belly for people to touch after eating and drinking enough.

The strategy of hunger marketing does not work, or intelligent AI also has a wrong perception of these, but now, it has probably changed slightly.

Today's dinner is a very down-to-earth civilian meal. The civilian meal does not mean that it is unpalatable. On the contrary, it is even delicious, and the amount is large.

The big pot stew is today's main dish. Although it is said to be common people's food, the ingredients are still of the highest quality. The side dishes are spicy cabbage and miso soup, served with rice.

The so-called stew is to put all kinds of meat and vegetables into a pot and stew them until they are cooked and stewed. The method is simple and nutritious, and the seemingly ordinary "big pot stew" probably has something special .

The stewed beef and chicken are very soft and delicious. The unique flavor of the marinade permeates almost every part. The meat is soaked in the soup, and every bite can enjoy the overflowing juice blooming in the mouth without even needing to add more It is so soft that it can be swallowed directly after chewing.

The vegetables are Chinese cabbage and potatoes. Although they are simple vegetables, they still taste good——

The thick cabbage is sweet, tender and juicy, and it has the unique refreshingness of vegetables in the marinade, which is very greasy, while the potatoes are stewed to the point of rustling, and a hole can be easily poked with chopsticks, which is more similar to the state of mashed potatoes .

This is a very delicious meal, with spicy cabbage and miso soup, X still has the energy to lick the rice grains at the corner of his mouth after finishing five bowls of rice. The amount of food probably shocked even the artificial intelligence.

It's hard to imagine how you can fill your stomach with just a bowl of rice, or even without rice at all.

Angela got her wish and saw X showing her belly, and no matter how she touched or teased her, X, who was full, didn't have any intention of resisting.

When I was full, I just squinted my eyes and wanted to sleep sleepily.

X was lying on the bed, sleeping extraordinarily sweetly, completely forgetting some things...

Day7, end.

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83. Hmph, I’ll Fire You Later

[Good morning, Director, today is also a good day, right? 】

A cup of hot milk, a bag of sweet biscuits, a white water egg plus a mustard sandwich is X's breakfast.

Today seems to be no different from yesterday, the same display screen, the same secretary, no vacation or any extra good news, X still has to work, look at today's energy indicators and what needs to be done.

If there is any difference, it is probably that the redness and swelling on the neck and collarbone have disappeared. The ointment applied yesterday worked very well, and the swelling disappeared in just one night without leaving any traces.

The neck is still clean and flawless... There are no teeth marks on the collarbone, which makes it look much more pleasing to the eye.

"Hmmm (chewing food), good morning, Angela."

X is busy with his breakfast, presumably his enthusiasm for breakfast is far greater than his interest in the AI ​​secretary.

Of course, if a choice must be made, X will still choose her AI secretary, because the AI ​​secretary is in charge of her cooking.

As a supervisor, you have to take a long-term view. It is clear what you should choose between short-term interests and long-term interests. This is the most basic and simplest truth.

The AI ​​secretary waited quietly, and asked X a question as usual. This was her special greeting, and maybe it was a necessary request from the company.

In the pleasant time of enjoying breakfast in the morning, it is a good choice to play some interesting quiz games.

【Director, assuming that you now need to please an Abnormality to meet the last bit of energy demand today, but at the same time, an employee is facing life-threatening, what would you do? 】

[This is a very basic question, I am sure you will give the correct answer. 】

The questions raised by intelligent AI are like elementary school math problems. One plus one equals two. It is very simple. For supervisors, they should be able to get the correct answer without thinking.

Energy is always energy. This is what the secretary has always emphasized, and it is also the basic interests of the company. As a supervisor, you should consider the interests of the company.

Normally, X would probably have a straight face and answer the secretary's question in a very formal and formal tone, as serious as writing a test paper for some kind of assessment.

But since this is just a casual question, why not play a little joke on your AI secretary?

Just like a bad student who wants to attract the teacher's attention, and to show that he is different, he deliberately fills in an absolutely wrong answer, and even doesn't write his name on the answer sheet.

"Of course it is to save that employee. I can't put my employees in a dangerous situation, otherwise the minister will scold me."

X put on a righteous and awe-inspiring look. In order to highlight his seriousness, he even wiped the milk stains from the corners of his mouth with a napkin instead of licking them directly with his tongue.

Although in terms of practical benefits, X would definitely abandon the staff without hesitation for the sake of energy, but she...she just wanted to tease Angela and see her secretary's reaction.

This is just a little joke.

Unsurprisingly, the artificial intelligence frowned after hearing X's answer, showing embarrassment, as if a stupid student who has been teaching for a long time is still not enlightened, and can even make one plus one wrong.

But in view of X's usual performance, the artificial intelligence is not surprised by X's 'fool' speech, it just feels sad for its ignorant stupidity...

Of course, this may be lamenting that those superfluous kindness are in the wrong place, so I have to be patient and persuade X earnestly, guiding her to grow into an excellent supervisor.

[Director... Regarding this point, it is really very basic, I don't need to remind you again——]

[It seems that I have to repeat for you what I have repeated many times——]

[The supervisor's duty is to supervise the production of energy. You are not here to protect or save the employees. It seems that this is my negligence. I didn't realize that you are the type of humanitarian. 】

[The Lobotomy Corporation is a huge company. We supply energy to the city, which is a very huge demand, so you must make the production of energy the first priority. Energy is the first. 】

The AI ​​secretary repeatedly emphasized 'energy'. Energy is the most basic interest of the company, and what the supervisor should do is to protect the interests of the company, not the interests of employees.

X's answer probably disappointed Angela. The artificial intelligence's words showed a mean meaning and a little bit of irony, but it was like yellow mustard. A refreshing reminder.

She was fulfilling her responsibilities as a secretary, assisting the supervisor and helping the supervisor to complete the work better, and the slightly stinging words, just hope that X can listen to it, and don't make stupid and low-level mistakes in the work.

[In my standards, this is a basic question to make a quick and correct choice, but for you, maybe... it is not, and I am sorry for that. 】

[If I were your boss, I'd say 'You're disappointing me, X', using this to comment on your stupid and very naive answer. 】

【But don't worry, I won't say that kind of thing, director, I'm just an AI after all. 】

——You have already said it!

——I'm going to be fired later, right?

X secretly slandered, but he didn't dare to complain at all, he could only keep stuffing sweet biscuits into his mouth to relieve the pressure of being sharply judged just now.

The AI ​​secretary criticized X harshly, and when he said the last sentence, he suddenly became calm again, and a slight curvature appeared at the corner of his mouth—it was a smile that might not look very good.

When it comes to the word 'AI', Angela always bites extra hard, repeatedly emphasizing 'machine' or 'intelligent AI', if she says she doesn't care about these, X doesn't believe it.

The more you repeatedly emphasize this identity, the more deliberate you are, the more you care.

Hmm, maybe this will be a major 'minefield' for my own secretary?Maybe he accidentally provoked his secretary and made Angela angry? X began to think, and analyzed the possibility.

Thinking back carefully on what I usually said, I probably didn't say anything 'stupid' in front of the minister, but when I was alone in private, I seemed to have said something...

Probably, it seems that there is such a thing... X suddenly realized something, and stopped chewing biscuits with puffed cheeks.

When you make a mistake but don't realize that you made a mistake, you are often very confident, but when you suddenly realize that you have made a big mistake, you will not have such courage.

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84. What, what do you call coffee?

Those who don't know are fearless, and those who know are deeply afraid... Although sometimes, even if you poke your eyes and pierce your eardrums, you can't avoid those fears, which directly hit the soul, but they exist there and make people crazy.

But at least, the AI ​​secretary is not the type that can drive people crazy just by being there. She is beautiful, conforms to human aesthetic standards, and will not do any dangerous actions. She is intellectual and can communicate with humans without barriers.

Excessive resemblance may be frightening, high degree of anthropomorphism may be frightening, but... if it is completely the same as human beings, it probably has nothing to do with it.

If it hadn't been repeatedly emphasized, no one would call her a hard machine.

"Angela, is this yesterday's report... Well, let me see."

Sensible and not too involved in the topic of not being good and possibly unraveling the scars, X began to shift his attention to the work documents, which should have been checked by the minister after work yesterday, but because of 'certain things ', she forgot.

There is not even a routine inspection. Yesterday X had promised Minister Hod of the Training Department to accompany her after get off work, and Minister Yesod of the Intelligence Department supervised the work of the Minister of Security Netzach.

This can probably be said to be breaking an appointment or breaking a promise... and by the time X thinks about it, it's already time to get into bed and snore, and it's already too late——

And now, I can only pray that the ministers will not think that they are deliberately playing tricks on them, and lose the credit that the supervisor should have.

Putting pigeons or something... probably will cause some bad effects.

—Well, it's all Angela's fault!

X secretly scolded herself for not living up to expectations, and at the same time scolded 'A' for designing the artificial intelligence too beautifully, which seriously affected her office efficiency.

Uh... Anyway, how can the intelligent AI's personality be designed so badly? It needs to be severely criticized and criticized.

Well——Maybe Angela’s character isn’t that bad, close your eyes, put aside the facts, Angela is really a gentle, considerate, loyal and reliable AI, she is the best AI in Lobotomy, and won the title of “Supervisor” of 'trust'.

"[Second-type regeneration reactor]... Uh, Netzach's idea is to equip an additional reactor. It feels good, but the cost will increase again. It's a backup plan for the time being."

X took a look at the plan written by the head of the security department. Although it is amazing, Netzach actually wrote a new plan and passed Angela's review, but in terms of practicality - the current priority is not very high.

The abnormal bodies currently contained by the company are not 'dangerous enough', most of them are usually fine, and if something happens, they don't even need to be rescued, they can be sent directly to 'cremation' for disposal.

In other words, if you touch something that is not dangerous, you don't need to send it for treatment, but if you bite something that is dangerous, you will be gone.

Don't panic about small things, it's useless to panic about big things.

Those who could cause a little harm to the employees, and were finally tied up by colleagues and sent to the lounge, were probably caused by [Dead Butterfly Funeral], and the rest of the abnormalities, who would not escape, were offending The situation of [prey] employees after certain entries...

How should I put it, although the person did not die, but the rescue is not allowed, because it harms the interests of the company.

There are a lot of data that show that after [killing] or [hunting] employees, the abnormal body will increase production capacity and turn employees into good energy.

But it would be too ruthless and cruel to say it so bluntly. The kind-hearted ministers may not be able to accept this situation, so it is best not to tell them.