Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

It just so happens that Minister Malkuth is the kind of positive and sunny, particularly energetic, enthusiastic and quick-hearted, which is somewhat similar to Minister Hod, but compared to the "little rabbit" character of the Minister of Training, Malkuth is more decisive And agile.

Although it is a bit extravagant, it is more careless and reckless...

"Angela, what should I do?"

X was submissive, lowered his volume, huddled in the arms of his secretary very insecurely, and whispered——

Even though the AI ​​secretary is arranging her collar and dress, X is still frowning, which does not relieve her anxiety.

The sudden intrusion of the head of the control department just now had a great 'influence' on her mentality. X can't be as calm as artificial intelligence. In fact, she was so shy that she was about to get into the sofa.

——I was seen, my supervisor career is coming to an end! !

【Ok?What's the matter, sir, what should I do? 】

"Malkuth, Malkuth! The Minister saw me like this, my image... Woohoo, it's all Angela's fault!"

X has an expression on the verge of crying, all because of his secretary!Why do this kind of thing in the conference room, can't it just be in the supervisor's room?It happened to be during a meeting.

So... so bad!

【You are free to do whatever you want, even if you really want to do something, they will not blame you. 】

The intelligent AI said with a flat expression, it doesn't matter at all, it means to continue to encourage X and indulge.

But it sounds different in X, the AI ​​secretary tells absurd lies, the lies of artificial intelligence are full of lies, and they are evil-hearted, really bad!

It is to lie to myself to do bad things while finding reasons to punish myself.

- Lies, lies, they will punish me!

X really cares about his image as a supervisor, and he also cares about what the ministers of the department think of him.

Although she couldn't tell the reason, she just didn't want other ministers to see her AI secretary doing bad things to her. It was obviously just a 'insignificant' price, but X rarely felt that there was something... very wrong?

"An...Angela, next time, don't do this again next time, okay? Even if you must, do it in the supervisor's office, don't do it in public... This... This is not good."

X lowered his volume and talked to his AI secretary in a negotiating tone, and such a weak attitude probably intensified the arrogance of artificial intelligence.

Even if he knew that the nature of the woman in front of him was not like this, it was still very interesting to see the woman with black hair and short temples acting like a quail, and she wanted to play bullying even more.

[Then tell me, what's wrong with it?Are you dissatisfied with my reward for you? 】

Su Ma's words uttered, seemingly gentle and gentle, but in fact they are dominating and holding the sovereignty alone, and X is not allowed to have any say at all.

——Is there any difference between reward and punishment?Not all are the same.

X is very dissatisfied with the artificial intelligence's statement. This is not a reward, but a punishment. She herself is not willing to be kissed at all, and she is forced to be fed up by the artificial intelligence, biting red marks on her skin.

The red marks that only subsided this morning turned out to be several more now, and I feel like I need to apply ointment every day.

This is deliberate revenge, right?Must be!

X thought for a while, he seemed to have pissed off the AI ​​secretary again in the morning, and now, in all likelihood, he was kept in a small notebook and began to deliberately retaliate.

In other words, it was me, the supervisor, who was put on by my secretary, and dared to be angry but dare not speak up.

He wants to complain about the intelligent AI█ rules himself, but he can't find a way, so he has to swallow his anger.

"I...I want to eat salt-baked sweetfish and cheese king crab, Angela, this is the reward I want."

X choked with sobs, trying to understand what she meant and express her intentions. She hoped that she would have a good meal at night, not those overly delicate "small bowls" of dishes.

[But haven’t you been giving incentives to ministers all the time? I did it according to your understanding, and I also think you would like incentives. 】

The intelligent AI moved a little closer, whispering between X's neck, light blue hair interlaced with black temples.

This is a whisper in the ear...

And the numb words penetrated into X's ears, and it was a little itchy from blowing... It may be the influence of some emotions, X's skin that should be fair is now very red.

X doesn't quite understand, or rather doesn't want to understand.

She faintly felt that her secretary was talking about something else, but—it was just some trivial things... X couldn't understand why the AI ​​secretary cared so much, was it worth thinking about it so much, and brought it up repeatedly?

How stingy!You have to think about such a small matter, it's fine if you don't praise yourself, and you have to rule yourself maliciously.

Obviously...that's all for the sake of performance.

"That, that's different, Angela! If I don't, Netzach will drink too much!"

X feels very wronged. He has paid so much for the company, yet he is not praised by the secretary, but is constantly bullied. Does this count as 80 in the workplace?

I was 80.

[You have too many fallacies, I don't know where to correct your wrong views, you always make sophistry like a child, and you don't listen to persuasion... just like the previous supervisor Stubborn. 】

There was no other way, probably because he knew that he would not be able to shake the erroneous concept of the woman in front of him for a while, so the artificial intelligence could only sigh and continue to acquiesce.

If you can easily straighten the black-haired woman in front of you, then X will not be X... Even if you become such a fool, in terms of stubbornness, it is still exactly the same. Once certain concepts are identified, it will be difficult. to change.

After tidying up X's clothes and making her dress meet the supervisor's standards, the intelligent AI got up and prepared to open the door, and let in the head of the control department who had been eavesdropping on the door for a long time on tiptoe.

The AI ​​knew very well that the Minister of Control was outside, but she never stopped the minister from eavesdropping, just like she never stopped the ministers from stealing food.

This is what the company allows...

Probably to satisfy some kind of bad taste, the Jenny shoes that usually make a crisp sound on the floor are silent, and the artificial intelligence walks very softly, as silent as a ghost.

Then, with a click, the door of the conference room opened, and it was the face of the head of the control department who was suddenly frightened.

"Hey, Angela!"

Not surprisingly, the head of the control department was sticking close to the door, eavesdropping intently like a rabbit, the AI's hearing is very good, and it can hear everything very clearly.

Angela, who can hide from the AI's hearing, is probably really like a ghost... The sound of Jenny shoes on the metal floor is all intentional, to show her existence.

[Okay, Malkuth, you can come in... There are still 1 minutes before the start of the meeting. You can sit on the sofa and wait patiently. We will start the meeting when the other ministers arrive. 】

【Director, do you have anything to drink? 】

The intelligent AI has entered that very formal state, as if the absurd thing just now was not done by herself.

The current intelligent AI behaves like a caring and good secretary, dignified and elegant, knowledgeable, and "obedient" to the supervisor.

If X didn't know Angela's true face, she would have believed it.

I don't know whether the artificial intelligence likes this tune or this way of playing. It always calls itself the secretary, and also specially adopts the honorific title, calling X as 'you'.

However, anyone with a little discernment can see that he keeps saying "you" without any respect, and the result is clear at a glance who is the one who occupies absolute sovereignty.

Maybe some special Play?

The AI ​​secretary is the one who is really in charge, not the supervisor X. Probably the only right is to decide what kind of drink to drink.

"Well, a bottle of grape soda, Angela, thanks."

Probably out of politeness, the artificial intelligence also brought a bottle to the Minister of Control, although Minister Malkuth was already uncomfortable with this weird atmosphere, there seemed to be needles under his buttocks, and he couldn't sit still.

Because it is a very strange atmosphere... as if I am an outsider, shining like a light bulb, it seems out of place.

And this feeling is disgusting.

Malkuth couldn't tell what this feeling was... but he just felt that it was bad, very bad, and he felt like eating a melon but choking on it.

X is sitting on the sofa, and Angela, who is the secretary, is standing on the left side of X's sofa, waiting quietly, like a loyal guard.

Ministers like Malkuth are sitting on the sofa opposite X, which is where the ministers sit. Because only the Minister of Control arrived alone, there is an inexplicably isolated feeling of alienation.

The atmosphere was awkward, as if a central air conditioner had been added, and that central air conditioner was AI secretary Angela. If Angela was not there, perhaps this situation would become more open-minded.

X would greet Malkuth with a smile, and Minister Malkuth would chat with X about recent events, talk about minor troubles at work, and complain casually.

But no, because his secretary was standing next to him to supervise him, X had no choice but to put on a straight face, showing a serious supervisory look, not knowing what to say at all, and finally could only sip his drink in small sips.

And because of the stiff atmosphere of the central air conditioner, the head of the control department could only open his notepad and stare at it with his head down. There was obviously nothing interesting, but he had to pretend that he was serious about it. It's all absent-minded.

What about the other ministers?Hurry up!

X was all praying that the other ministers would come over quickly. In such an awkward atmosphere, every second felt like a year. She also wanted to say hello to Malkuth, but how dare she do so under Angela's nose?

X knew that Angela would not be happy.When you have a meeting, you have to look like a meeting, and you can't laugh and laugh with the ministers.

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The author's words:

Woo, meow, so nervous, Wednesday is the time to apply for a recommendation position. Can you reproduce your brain? It depends on this Friday. Thank you for your support for me. I will not disappoint everyone's expectations.

Lobotomy Corporation, let me see the glory again!Banana lock, take me to rush again!

92. The head of the control department's eyes became sharper~

X finally understands why Angela can be a super central air conditioner. He invited his secretary to the party last time, but his secretary didn't go - there is a reason for this.

My secretary doesn't know what's wrong, she always pricks the ministers, like a big hedgehog or a big puffer fish, she can't be said to be arrogant, it's that kind of, that kind of annoying leadership tone, so it can It's strange to be liked by ministers.

Of course, it was probably because of this reason that the ministers were quite afraid of Angela. Even the bold Netzach would forcefully get up and put on a show when he saw Angela coming, even if he was still drunk.

But that can only come down to, uh... akin to the 'Viper' moniker of the Minister of Intelligence, being shunned by staff and ministers alike.

I don't know if Angela is enjoying this kind of central air-conditioning, the feeling of being feared by others or something... X was thinking, does his secretary really not want to have a good relationship with the ministers at all?

It is impossible to expect Angela to care about the status of the ministers. The AI ​​secretary is more like the type who will rub salt in the wound, but will irritate the minister.

I don't know where my secretary's poisonous tongue attribute comes from. Depending on the situation, he is even better than the Minister of Intelligence Yesod... even better than the central air conditioner. Just standing there, the other ministers don't want to say anything. up.

X tried his best to create that kind of harmonious atmosphere, but he was also afraid of his AI secretary and didn't know how to speak.

But it’s impossible not to speak up. I am the supervisor, and I need to coordinate with the ministers. As the lubricant for all parts, even if the AI ​​​​secretary does not want to establish a good relationship, she has to smile and take the lead.

"Malkuth, how's work going on lately?"

X spoke first, breaking the stiff atmosphere. When X spoke, he secretly glanced at his secretary's face from the corner of his eye. Angela closed her eyes, her expression was very calm, and she didn't express anything.

Very good, that should be agreed.

"Hey, supervisor... Well, I feel that I've been doing well recently, just as usual, busy, with a lot of work to do, doing drills for employees, holding meetings and so on."

Malkuth answered in a hurry, but it felt a little perfunctory, and he seemed a little at a loss for X's question.

"But I heard from Angela that your recent plan has not been approved... It seems that the attrition rate of employees is a bit high."

The new plans that Malkuth submitted recently have been rejected by his secretary. X has seen the proposals in the trash can, and they were thrown into the trash can by his AI like trash, without mercy.

X picked it up and read it, but because he, as a supervisor, had no actual right to speak, he was really helpless.

It seems to be about the addition of some new rules. The Control Department is an important department responsible for monitoring employees and abnormal bodies. It is equivalent to the second center other than the supervisor and has the second command authority.

The Control Department will be responsible for communicating work orders and planning joint training programs, so the Abnormal Body Containment Unit is actually the responsibility of the Control Department—

The control department is equipped with a large number of closed-circuit televisions connected to each containment unit, and has the authority to issue orders and conduct on-site command in emergencies. In other words, this department requires employees to be very, very disciplined, and must strictly abide by them.

But the reality is that because of too many rules, the burden on employees is heavy, and few employees can perfectly abide by every rule...Employees who do not abide by the rules will be fired by Malkuth.

As for the meaning of dismissal... I probably don't need to explain it clearly.

So to put it another way, the scrap rate of employees in the control department is a little bit higher, even higher than that of the intelligence department employees. As long as there is any problem, the employees will be dealt with by the head of the control department.

Although it seems that Malkuth is more positive and cheerful than anyone else, but in fact she is the most decisive one among the ministers, and she handles the employees very quickly.

Regarding this point... X is unwilling to make any comments, after all, she has witnessed Minister Malkuth's behavior on the first day of her employment.

Perhaps it is not a good thing to 'fire' employees too decisively, because it will put too much pressure on the remaining employees, leading to more mistakes and violations of the rules. when disappearing—

Probably even more panic, just like the employee I saw when I joined the company on the first day. After the collapse, everything is so indifferent, because there is nothing to lose, and naturally there is nothing to fear.

Be wary of this kind of employees, but if most of the employees are in this state, it means that the situation is extremely deteriorating, and a large number of "fired" employees cannot stop the employees' mouths.

There will only be various rumors circulating within the company...

Fortunately, elite employees are enough to be the backbone of every department, while those cheap clerical and ordinary employees are just consumables, replaceable nails or random dust, just like the bottom dish in a stew ——

In a large pot, only the top layer of vegetables is the core, covered with a layer of beautiful meat or seafood, while the bottom is potatoes, cabbage, bean sprouts, thousand sheets and so on.

You can eat it or not. When you are not full after eating the big fish and meat on the top, you will choose to eat potatoes, cabbage, bean sprouts, thousand sheets, etc., but when you become rich and have a picky taste, there is no need to eat it Yes, you can just throw it away.

When there are more and more elite employees, those employees with low quality can also be gradually eliminated. If those employees cannot keep up with the footsteps of old employees and elite employees, then the only option waiting for them is 'dismissal'.

Because when facing those truly dangerous Abnormalities, it is useless to send more miscellaneous fish, and what is the use of employees who lose their fighting spirit and run away just by looking at them?Cowards are simply causing trouble.

Therefore, X actually agrees with Minister Malkuth's approach, but it is too extreme now. The company has not yet reached the time to abandon those low-end personnel, and these have also put a lot of pressure on Minister Malkuth.

X is very concerned about the psychological state of the ministers. A minister who does not say anything does not mean that he has no psychological pressure. It only shows that the minister has accumulated all the pressure and is bored.