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90. Be wary of the cocktail trap

"Minister Malkuth, please send staff to deal with the 'anomaly' in the hallway. It's in the warehouse on the left. Those things are attacking the civilian staff who are transporting materials."

X notified the department heads, and told the heads of each department the location of the big bugs produced in the test. Every time this time comes, the supervisor needs to notify the department head in time to deal with the situation.

Although the generation of the test has certain rules and forecasts in the eyes of the supervisor, it is very sudden and unexpected for the employees and ministers who are doing management work. After all, the ministers and employees will not see it as much as the supervisor. much data.

It's also impossible for them to keep an eye on surveillance...by the time they notice something is wrong, it's usually already causing casualties.

As the supervisor, X has to deal with potential hidden dangers as much as possible, and deal with these troublesome guys before casualties occur.

As Yesod said, the best and most perfect thing is to do it well before it happens, and X is as close as possible to the 'perfect' in the mouth of the Minister of Intelligence.

Because X made preparations in advance this time, when he saw that the meltdown value of the reverse Kabbah energy bar was about to be full, he notified the minister in advance to arrange staff and manpower, so after this [test] happened, these civilian personnel can Quickly usher in the rescue of elite employees.

The injuries were not very serious, and not many civil servants died... Although there are still many bloodstains and broken arms and limbs in the corridor, the situation is much better than the previous few days. The previous few days were like civilian cleaning machines— —

As soon as the test appeared, the ground was like a pool of blood by the time the test was over. Various parts were scattered in the corridor, and it was very troublesome to clean up.

X has had the experience of coping with the test many times, and has become more and more proficient, so she is doing better and better.

The anomalies generated by [Amber Dawn—Fresh Food] are the most aggressive compared to the previous dawns, especially because of clusters, it is best for employees to suppress them in small groups. The safest.

These large bugs attack employees in a state of jumping and jumping. Those employees who are equipped with weapons that are too close may have trouble suppressing these big bugs. In short, they use guns, crossbows and other long-range weapons It will be better.

But no matter how aggressive it is, it's just a TETH-level 'dawn' test, and the crackdown will be completed soon, and then wait for the civilian staff to clear the debris in the corridor.

Every time the [test] is completed, a part of the energy will be recovered, so the work of collecting energy in the afternoon is much easier and faster than in the morning, and the energy target is quickly reached.

I don't know if the artificial intelligence is counting the time with a stopwatch, and it came in after X collected the last bar of energy accurately, exactly, no more than no less...

The sound of those hard-soled Jenny shoes hitting the floor sounded on time.

[Congratulations, supervisor, you have completed today's energy indicators, you must have paid a lot to collect these energy, so now, you can get off work and rest. 】

The artificial intelligence clapped and seemed very happy, congratulating X.

And as if to reward X, she held a glass of juice in her hand, probably specially prepared——

The color is bright and there are many decorations, such as lemon slices on the wall of the glass, ice cubes in the juice, and carefully pasted small paper umbrellas and bow-like straws.

"Eh? What is this, Angela."

X looked at the brightly colored drink curiously. She wondered if too much pigment was added to make such a fancy color, but it shouldn’t be. Artificial intelligence won’t use such cheap materials. All he wants is money, and he doesn't have such a low style.

[A reward for you, a cocktail I made myself. 】

The artificial intelligence was talking calmly, and the wine was already on X's mouth, it seemed that if he didn't drink it, he would be disrespectful to the artificial intelligence.

Although this is not the reward that X wants, but the reward given by the AI ​​secretary, how dare X refuse to accept it.

I stuck out my tongue and tasted the brightly colored drink. It was sweet and sour, with a rich fruit juice taste, and the alcohol taste was not too strong, that is, it was not choking, probably because of the harmony.

It's quite delicious...

After tasting the sweetness, X bit the plastic straw and drank the prepared cocktail in the glass. Although it tasted like a delicious sweet and sour juice, it was indeed a real alcohol, and it was probably more alcohol than beer or champagne The degree is much higher.

Generally speaking, cocktails are mixed drinks based on rum, gin, tequila, vodka, whiskey, brandy and other spirits, and then mixed with other alcohol, fruit juice and other ingredients.

After drinking a glass of cocktail, X's cheeks flushed obviously, his head felt heavy and dizzy, his vision began to blur, and he saw double images of his secretary.

"Why...the ceiling...the boards...are...shaking? Angela? Huh—so sleepy, I want to sleep."

The speech began to be intermittent, and with a strong smell of alcohol, X seemed to be delirious, and this was exactly the result that the AI ​​​​secretary wanted to see.

[Director, you still have a meeting to hold later, but there is still a while, you can rest in my arms for a while. 】

"okay."

X nodded in agreement in a daze, his drowsy head didn't think, but simply subconsciously responded to his secretary.

The artificial intelligence picked X up from the chair. Such a thing is easy for the artificial intelligence. It is not difficult to hug a woman who is much taller than her. The important thing is not to resist.

X has no resistance to the actions of the AI ​​secretary. She is used to cuddling and cuddling, and naturally she doesn't feel anything special when she is drunk. She is very dull and insensitive.

While it might be better to go to the bedroom, the AI ​​prefers somewhere else.

A meeting is about to take place, and the venue for the meeting is naturally the conference room, which is a place I haven't been to much except for the first day... After all, there are very few meetings in the company that need to be held.

There is no need for a meeting, and every meeting has a strong purpose.

Bring the dazed X to the conference room, but the conference room is empty, which is normal, because the stipulated time has not yet come——

Even if the off-duty is announced, the ministers and employees still have to do the final finishing work, roll call, make a report, clean up the wreckage in the corridor, return and maintain the EGO equipment.

They still need to be busy for a while to come, but the AI ​​secretary has plenty of time to do what he wants to do.

X fell asleep in his secretary's arms, and because of the effect of alcohol, he fell into a deep sleep——

There are at least four kinds of spirits above [-]% in the cocktail mix, and X's alcohol capacity is very bad. If he drinks it all at once like a drink, the alcohol will rush to his forehead and become blurred.

This should be savored in small sips, not in such a bold way.

X is nestled in the arms of his secretary, like a clumped cat. Although he is much bigger than the AI ​​secretary, he still throws himself in his arms, and the intelligent AI doesn't mind at all, and even more connivingly let X bury it. deeper.

This can cause choking...can cause shortness of breath...

In other words, you can't breathe.

After a while, the drowsy X couldn't hold on anymore, which made her sleep quality poor and she had frequent nightmares.

"Ahem, Angela—I...I can't breathe."

Because of difficulty breathing, X managed to pull himself together, trying to escape from the overly prominent curves of the AI ​​secretary.

【Director, don't you want to take a break? 】

"No, no, bring me a glass of ice water, Angela. There is a meeting coming soon, so I can't sleep. If the minister sees me like this, I won't look good..."

Although it felt extremely warm, X still shook her head and refused. She had to say 'no' to the temptation of artificial intelligence. If other ministers saw her like this, it would definitely damage the image of the supervisor, and maybe she would be severely criticized by Yesod .

Of course, this is not the point, the point is that X has that bad feeling, just thinking about it will subconsciously tremble, if the ministers see themselves tired in Angela's arms, it will definitely be very bad the consequences of...?

Maybe it can be attributed to the woman's intuition, or it can also be attributed to the experience summed up after many simulations. The ministers will also be aggressive to a certain extent, and at certain times they will be extremely aggressive.

Although the AI ​​secretary is dangerous to a certain extent, so are the ministers. X has carefully weighed and made a choice. Maybe they can balance each other, restrain each other, and then they can get out of the cracks.

Although Angela is the AI ​​leader of the department ministers, she actually doesn't have a good relationship with the ministers... Mmmm.

X is thinking, but due to the limitation of thinking, she can't think of more weird and deviant places. She is too slow for some things, like turning on a shielding device, it will automatically block, even if it is pasted in front of her eyes, it will automatically block skip.

For example, right now, even though the AI ​​secretary has put his hand on the button of the black uniform, X still doesn't realize it.

Asking for kisses has become so commonplace that X isn't even surprised, just thinks it's a little too clingy and hot, and reluctantly responds.

Although it is only a reluctant response, the intelligent AI is not a greedy person without scale. It can't do what it wants to do, but at least it can get back a little interest... probably?

This is the beginning of great progress. At the very least, X knows that when someone asks for a kiss, he has to respond. It is better than the previous blank expression. up.

You will blush, you will be shy, it is a good start...

"Well--"

Every kiss will last for a long time, because the intelligent AI does not need to breathe, so it will try to occupy all of X's space as much as possible, so that she has no chance to think about other things.

Hug each other and put your body weight on your body to get closer to each other.

Probably because of the conference room, this is a public place, which will make the intelligent AI feel more satisfied, and will feel happy when possessing the other party.

People will feel happy because of the secretion of dopamine, so what does intelligent AI rely on?This is a rather complex procedure and difficult to explain in words.

But at least it is certain that intelligent AI will indeed have the same desires as humans... I don’t know if it is a good thing or a bad thing?

"Almost enough, Angela."

X felt a little tired, his head was dizzy, he was kissed by the AI ​​secretary and he was a little hypoxic, and it was even more difficult to understand his thoughts, his brain was about to shut down.

It was very hot, and I wanted to take off my coat, but it was still hot in the air-conditioned room. The company's air conditioner was always on, and the air-conditioning supply was stable.

But if interest is charged, how can it be possible to only charge such a small amount of interest?

Even knowing that a vending machine has to be filled to sell drinks, the AI ​​secretary is keen to keep pressing the button, trying to make room for the vending machine to roll out a can of strawberry soda.

This is useless work... Strictly speaking, it has no meaning at all.

But X can only continue to endure, praying that the intelligent AI will lose interest in her as soon as possible. If she knew that the "reward" was such a thing, she would not ask for anything.

X originally thought that the reward promised by Angela would be a big meal for himself, such as tender and juicy steak, charcoal-grilled leg of lamb, and salt-baked pipa prawns, etc., but he didn't expect... …

Pushing himself on the sofa to ask for a kiss, and forcing the vending machine to deliver goods, he is like a terrible human cub, willful and unreasonable.

I can't stand it, why would Angela treat this kind of thing as a reward, who would want this kind of thing, and I don't know who I learned it from, it's so baby!

X secretly slandered, because the alcohol hadn't passed, in fact, she didn't have much resistance to what her AI secretary did, she was already a little used to it.

The first time is raw and the second time is familiar, the first time I feel that my secretary is too naive, but the second time I feel okay... Maybe the company's intelligent AI has some special hobbies?

Several department ministers have some weird hobbies, and if their secretary is also weird, since intelligent AIs are weird, then these weird hobbies cannot be called 'weird', but can be regarded as 'normal' Behavior.

At least when alone, in the private space, X doesn't mind Angela doing this, but in front of others——that would be a little embarrassing, too embarrassing.

X, who is in charge, also needs a little face. If he is 'bullied' by the secretary like this, what will the ministers think of him?

Just like now, the door of the meeting room was suddenly pushed open.

"Director, I'm [-] minutes ahead of schedule this time...Ah! Lord—supervisor, Angela! What are you doing?!"

The head of the control department in a hurry has come here conscientiously. She is very busy, but also very hardworking. It seems that because she was late for the last meeting, she came here ahead of time this time.

And just like that, I just ran into the arrogant appearance of the intelligent AI sitting on X's waist.

It's common sense that a vending machine won't roll out strawberry soda even with the push of a button...

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The author's words:

Friendship push book, "Mrs. Yuan Ye worked hard" original orange article

91. Who would like to be which light bulb?

It is a very embarrassing situation when things that people do not want to be seen are bumped into by acquaintances... Except for those with a few hobbies, the first reaction of most people is to dig a hole in the ground and bury themselves .

And X is in this embarrassing feeling right now, so ashamed that he can't wait to get under the sofa.

The moment the door of the conference room was opened, she subconsciously looked in the direction of the sound - the Minister of Control holding a notepad, and Minister Malkuth was looking at them.

Because she was too surprised, the head of the control department opened her mouth wide, and it seemed that she could already stuff an entire egg. She was really, really shocked, and her eyes hadn't moved away.

I don't know if he was stunned, didn't react, or couldn't look away at all, his brown eyes locked on this scene firmly.

X was speechless for a long time, his scalp was numb from the gaze of the head of the control department, and he wanted to turn his body to one side in shame, burying his face under the sofa cushion.

Ostriches bury their heads in the sand when they encounter something scary.

However, the artificial intelligence that was still on X was calm and composed, as if the person who did these excessive violations was not himself... Although this is not a violation in theory, because the company has never banned it.

The company does not prohibit these things, it just allows them to happen by default.

[Minister Malkuth, have you seen enough? 】

Jin Tong glared at the head of the control department who was still looking at this side, and his tone was somewhat unhappy and accusatory.

Although I really want to show off to the minister like this, but considering X's psychological endurance, the thoughtful intelligent AI decided to give X a little bit of dignity, otherwise the woman with black hair and short sideburns will become vicious , revealing the true nature.

To put it another way, to understand it in another way, the woman in front of me, as long as she is not pushed, her personality will remain in the quail state of a gentle sheep, and appropriate teasing is okay.

And if the teasing is too much, the woman with black hair and short temples will start to have a stress response.

The water temperature needs to be heated slowly, instead of turning on the fire too much at one time, it is best to simmer slowly on a low fire, as the fire will dry up the water.

This strength needs to be well controlled, and recently, intelligent AI feels that it has found this feeling.

"I...I'll leave right away—uh, Angela, call me when you're done."

Malkuth was stunned for a while, and finally realized after being reminded by his 'BOSS' that he seemed to have ruined Angela's good deed.

As a result, the director of the control department, who had already stepped into the meeting room with half his foot, took his foot back, retreated with a strange space-like pace similar to a robot walking backwards, and closed the door of the meeting room again.

With a bang, the door of the conference room was closed again, leaving only X and X's caring AI secretary.

Although the door is said to be closed, it is estimated that the head of the control department outside the meeting room has already pricked up his ears to the door, ready to listen to some 'interesting content'.

After all, the company is very boring and depressing, and there are usually no entertainment activities, and there are not many fun to find, so any gossip will spread very widely and very quickly.