Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

"Don't apologize to me, Netzach, you need to apologize to the ministers who were delayed by you, especially Yesod, look at how much trouble you have caused her?"

Seeing Netzach kneeling on the ground admitting his mistake, X really softened his heart. After all, this is his own minister. Although the head of the security department really has a big problem, he is still his own minister. As a supervisor, he must not let it go Netzach right?

But this time the trouble was a bit bigger, X still hadn't forgotten the hilarious words from Netzach's mouth, so X still kept a straight face and continued to ask questions pretending to be serious, instead of rushing to get Netzach up.

At least, punish the Minister of Security more, kneel for a while, and show the sincerity of repentance.

Although he thought so, X's heart was soft, and he couldn't bear to see Netzach continue to kneel. After hesitating for a while, he stretched out his hand, ready to help Netzach up, and asked the head of the security department to sit next to him and chat.

At this time, the caring, reliable and loyal AI secretary who was waiting beside X suddenly spoke.

[Director, you missed her illegal use of enkephalins and possession of contraband. The batch of enkephalins in the training department should have been disposed of, but she kept them and used them. 】

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere froze. X withdrew his half-stretched hand, and Jintong stared at the Minister of Security who was kneeling at his feet, as if waiting for Netzach's explanation.

Some things can be fooled, and some things cannot be fooled.

X is very forgetful about certain things, so if she doesn't say it, she will automatically ignore or forget it—and her caring secretary, who happens to have the ability to remember things, reminded her at this time.

...Angela of ███!

Chlorella scolded secretly, but did not dare to curse out loudly, she just lowered her head and maintained a gesture of admitting her mistake-enkephalin gave her courage, and now that the effect of the medicine has passed, no matter how courageous she is, she can still It is impossible to scold Angela in front of X.

It's fine to curse secretly in private, but if it's really in person, I'm afraid... I will live a life that is worse than death in the future.

Angela usually turns a blind eye to it, is lazy, puts on a bad show, drinks alcohol, takes enkephalin, and so on. She just doesn't want to pursue it, but if she really wants to pursue it, there are too many blames Forget it.

However, the woman with black hair and short temples in front of her was very gentle.

Soft persimmon, easy to handle.

"Hey, supervisor... you didn't come to see me yesterday, I... I feel very sad, I have finished my work report, but... But I didn't wait for you until very late."

"Angela...Angela, she threw my report into the trash can as soon as it was done. It was a report I worked so hard to write."

The head of the security department looked so aggrieved that he was about to cry, and hugged X's thigh, rubbing and rubbing, poking X's waist while rubbing, signaling X to take care of the AI ​​secretary.

X glanced at his secretary. The secretary was there with his eyes closed and didn't say a word, as if he didn't intend to reject it at all... Maybe he acquiesced, or maybe he didn't want to care about it at all.

Well, since this is the case, it is not incomprehensible.

Regarding the one-sided statement of the Minister of Security, X cannot be said to believe it all, but the words still have a certain degree of credibility. After all, Angela is indeed a person who can do that kind of thing. She has found it in the trash can more than once. The AI ​​secretary threw the report.

Those things are stuffed into the trash can like garbage, occupying a limited space.

Sometimes X picks up the report in the trash can and flips through it casually. In fact, it feels good and has certain feasibility, but it is still rejected by his AI secretary.

The trash can is always full of various plans of the ministers. Those who don't know it think that the ministers of the department are all idiots, and they only produce some electronic waste, which is useless.

As far as X’s own feelings are concerned, the AI ​​in the department is quite good, at least the business ability is pretty good, but there are some “small flaws” in personality, even Netzach, when he is not bad, he can still do his job Yes, at least if you can find something to praise.

"Okay, okay, I see. Angela, you go out first, give me a little private space... Netzach may be a little nervous now."

Although in many cases it is so dull that the resistance is almost full, and no current can pass through it, but X still has a basic sense, and she can probably understand what her minister means.

Angela is the boss of all AIs, and Angela stands here, Netzach dare not speak at all, in other words, he is threatened by intelligent AI.

X feels the same way about this, she herself has been threatened by Angela quite often, but fortunately, her caring, loyal and reliable secretary, when in front of the minister, will more or less treat herself as a supervisor, saving herself some face.

When X speaks, the intelligent AI will still listen to some extent, and will meet most of X's requirements.

Just like now, the AI ​​secretary nodded and went out. As for monitoring or other means, there is no guarantee.Angela's eyeliner is everywhere in the company, and there is nothing to hide.

X is also aware of this, but it doesn't matter.

At least the intelligent AI will save some face for itself as a supervisor on the surface.

"Okay, Angela has left, what do you want to say, Netzach? Or what do you want to explain, I'm listening."

X looked at the head of the security department who had gotten up from the slide rail mode and quickly sat next to him. He didn't look like he was injured, he looked like a normal person.

No... It's really the same as what Angela said, you just do those stupid things just to get your attention?

"Can you help me, Director, just this one time... I can't concentrate at all!"

And the head of the security department has already picked up X's finger, put the slender and slender finger into his mouth, and licked it like eating a lollipop, as if he was trying to remember something, repeatedly sketching.

"What? Netzach, your enkephalin effect hasn't passed yet."

X's expression became weird. She seemed to vaguely understand the meaning of the head of security department, but she didn't want to understand, nor did she want to understand.

"Director, didn't you say that I ██, this matter is true... There are some problems with my program, which makes me a little... out of control."

X froze, wanting to take his hand back, but Netzach wouldn't let go.

--what is this?kidding me!

When X was just angry, he just said it casually, how could this kind of thing be true, how could AI be ██?Uh... It seems that no one is going to verify this kind of thing.

If it is true, then Netzach ██ to himself, does he also have difficulties?

"..."

"Are you sure, Netzach?"

X looked at her minister. This was definitely the most outrageous and shocking thing she had ever heard. Lobotomy is really a magical company. Why is AI so weird?Has many unspeakable hobbies.

"Please, supervisor, help me, I will work hard starting tomorrow."

Chrysanthemum nodded vigorously, she knew there would be a show, and she could feel it from X's tone.

It's just hesitation, not a direct rejection.

Judging from the performance of hugging X's thigh to play rogue, X is not impatient, and even if he asked X to be his girlfriend in public, he was not directly rejected... The success rate of all these things is suddenly increasing, she knows it !

It looks very angry, but in fact it doesn't look very angry... X probably just cares that he made a fuss during the meeting and affected his work, not really angry with his behavior.

Rather than being angry, it is better to say that it is shameful...

The head of the security department continued to rub against his 'excellent' supervisor, and X seemed to have thought of something, his cheeks were slightly flushed.

She was recalling the angry words she said when she was angry, as if... the scale was a little too big.

——What did you say to Netzach?

—what is it?

——I remember that I said, what are the needs of such and such?Curious about the anatomy of the body?

X felt a little hot, and felt very ashamed. Those speeches were really too bad. They didn't sound like what he said at all. It couldn't be that the minister misunderstood those words.

"Just... just this once, Netzach, I'll help you... the rest."

After hesitating for a while, X stammered and spoke, very lacking confidence and self-confidence, completely lacking the arrogance and strength of the meeting. She is like a big quail when she is not angry, only cooing call.

But she still decided to help her minister solve the problem. X was worried that if she didn't solve it, Netzach's symptoms would be more serious, so she should deal with it as soon as possible.

"Twice, supervisor, you are my best supervisor! X, do you still remember the missed appointment yesterday, the reward... and my compensation."

The head of the security department was aggressive, as if he was bargaining, and like a cunning sea snake that would sneak in whenever there was an opportunity, he was testing the bottom line that X could accept little by little.

"Okay... Netzach, you have to promise me no more enkephalin injections, you have to quit that mess this week."

X really couldn't bear the sea snake stuck to her body, so she let go, she thought——

If she just helped the minister solve some problems, she could still accept it reluctantly.

If it's just to help and solve the problem, it should be fine, right?

……

……

97. Netzach, give me two punches!

X is inexperienced in certain things, and has very little knowledge of them, but can probably understand or understand... how to accomplish these things.

Probably young, young and clumsy, not at all like the shrewd and capable performance when managing abnormalities.

People always have a good side and a bad side, as well as sensitive things and insensitive things, but X lacks an understanding of many things, and has no concept of them, and knows what the clear consequences are.

She just wanted to help, to solve the minister's problems, to appease the minister's emotions...or to put it another way, to improve the company's performance and make the poor minister stop doing so. It was just such a simple and pure thought.

So when the head of the security department was hot in his arms, X really seemed very flustered and at a loss.

The door of the conference room was suddenly opened, X was startled, and subconsciously seemed to cover it up, but it was actually nothing worth covering up.

The clothes have already been tidied up. In fact, it is just to solve the needs and solve some problems. It does not require so many processes. At most, it is just to understand the structure of intelligent machines and how similar they are to people.

Facts have proved that it is almost restored and exactly the same—the designer responsible for designing these AIs is [-]% mentally ill, and was severely pinched by the elevator door, and the pinch was unclear.

How boring, or in other words, people with very unfair thoughts, can completely restore the structure of intelligent AI, and every detail is so in place?

I can't stand it, anyway, X is a bit impatient, she didn't know this at all, the appearance of intelligent AI is correct as human beings, how come the actual structure is so similar.

X wiped the oil on her finger, which might be engine oil or some other liquid with unknown ingredients. In fact, she always felt that it was like liquid enkephalin, which was usually packed in a medicine bottle.

She doesn't touch these addictive drugs, but X always feels that Netzach's body is full of enkephalin after shaking, as if it has been soaked in enkephalin.

He must have had a lot of enkephalins in normal times, but even if he knew about such things, X was a little helpless towards Netzach, already like this, what else could he do.

The enkephalins have already been eaten, and Netzach can't be forced to spit out the company's enkephalins... Besides, the company won't pay wages to smart AIs, and it's useless to tell these AIs to deduct wages.

There is no wages at all, so why deduct wages?

Only a supervisor like X with a salary card would be afraid of deducting wages.

"Are you satisfied, Netzach, uh... don't do this next time."

X was sorting out the collar of the head of the security department. In fact, there was nothing to sort out. X was just helping to solve the problem, literally, and had no interest in the head of the security department himself.

So the neckline of the collar, even the buttons have not been opened, and even the crooked corners of the clothes are messed up by Netzach himself when he pasted them on.

But X is more or less responsible, or feels like fulfilling her obligations. Although her expression is calm, her demeanor is still very gentle. She is a good supervisor and will be responsible for her ministers.

And Minister Netzach is slumped on the sofa, lazily, buried in the leather sofa as if he is still reminiscing about something... probably intoxicated, I don't know if taking enkephalin is more exciting, or doing this or that Things are more exciting.

Considering that there is an emotional bonus item, it is probably when X helps her solve the problem, which makes her feel more high-this is not only satisfied by a simple drug, but also psychologically satisfied.

The inner emptiness has eased, just like a thirsty person in the desert drank a large pot of water, but the greedy desire is always infinitely expanding, and not only this will satisfy it.

Of course she is eager to have a further relationship, or to eat the tofu on the iron plate, but it doesn't seem to be possible now——

Since you can’t eat the grilled tofu on the iron plate, you can use another way. After all, people will compromise, and seeing that a road is blocked, it’s not that they don’t know how to change. turn a corner.

Even if the journey is a bit long, it may be tortuous, but at least you can reach your destination in the end, right?

Although the twisted melon is not sweet, at least it quenches thirst... Even if it is wishful thinking, even if it is just a vain bubble, at least, let her experience it like this, take a sip, in the sweet happiness, under the warm sunshine , go to sleep.

Netzach has long been used to that kind of fruitless pursuit, he got used to it very early, and generally speaking, it is enough to just watch from afar and wait and see.

But... I don't want to wait and see, if I don't even have the courage to speak out, wouldn't it be too ridiculous, even more cowardly than that guy!

But now, I got it, even if it was wishful thinking, even if it had nothing to do with gentle feelings at all...but at least I got it.

X is very gentle and considerate, the feeling of being cared for carefully is great, and the feeling of being favored by others is even more blissful—the head of the security department gradually understands why... Women have their own love.

But when a woman who looks cold and arrogant shows a gentle side, she is indeed very charming.

Who wouldn't have the desire to conquer the iceberg and melt it with heat?

But in fact, the woman with black hair and short temples in front of her is not so lonely and difficult to get along with.Even... a little silly, always listening to other people's words, and believing in his own excuses.

It's as if his head was caught in the elevator door...not very smart.

Although the ability to work has not changed at all, maybe the woman in front of me is like this, she is very good at what she is good at, but she is ridiculously clumsy at some things.

But this smile is not annoying, it only makes people feel warm, and unconsciously infects with good emotions-with a little bit of hope to live, it seems that the company is not that bad.

"Can you kiss me, Director? I feel... a bit cold."

Maybe the trick is despicable, maybe it should be called shameless, but I am such a rotten person in the first place—what does it matter.

The head of the security department, using despicable tricks, got his wish and got X's kiss and hug along the way.

Humans are warm-blooded animals, even in an air-conditioned room, they are still hot.

The warm hug is like possessing some magical power that makes people not want to come out, and once hugged, they don't want to let go.

Netzach greedily clings to X, like a snake that has just thawed out of hibernation, so he wants to warm up and look for heat sources, so he tries to hide in places he thinks are warm.

And X is also indulgent, and doesn't mind the head of the security department hugging him for a while.

She has always been tolerant to the minister, and most of the time she is responsive to requests. If no one disturbs, this private time together can probably last for a long time.

But only if no one bothers you.