Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

"Director, that... about Netzach, I hope you will not be angry."

The door of the conference room was suddenly pushed open, and Minister Hod poked his head in, like an alert rabbit, quickly scanned the environment of the conference room cautiously,

Her expression was tense, and Daimao was shaking wildly, maybe X was making her nervous, or it could be something else.

Maybe it's because X is deadpan and just happens to look a little serious?

Then several ministers followed in. They were all a little flustered and uneasy, and they became even more anxious when they saw the head of the security department buried in the sofa without any movement, especially Hod. All turned red.

If it weren't for the AI's lack of a crying function, maybe Minister Hod would have cried tears.

X was drinking strawberry soda by himself, and felt very inexplicable about the words that the minister came in suddenly.

After Jin Tong glanced around at the minister, X still didn't understand what the ministers wanted to do—from their actions, they seemed to be thieves, stealing radishes from the field at night.

What kind of intelligent AI confusing behavior is this? X felt that he had seen enough confusing behaviors of intelligent AI, but he didn't expect to have to add another one today.

"Malkuth, it seems that guy has been disposed of, let's go, I don't want to collect the body for that bastard."

"Yesod, do you really feel nothing at all, Netzach is also our colleague!"

"That's why she reaped the consequences of herself! Well, I just hope that the head of the security department I will meet tomorrow can be a little more diligent and don't waste my time, let alone come to my department to borrow paper."

"Well, then should we prepare a bouquet of white chrysanthemums for Netzach, there are... very few flowers in the company. It seems that this place is really not a good home."

Several ministers seemed to be discussing something——X always felt that the content of this discussion was very strange, as if he was discussing Netzach's funeral, as if he was some kind of terrible demon king, and Netzach who offended him received the most severe punishment, Closed eyes forever.

"Well, is there a possibility, I mean, Netzach is not dead yet. Yesod, what is your expression, what kind of image do I have in your heart, why do you think I will scrap Netzach?"

"Uh...sorry, was it when I was in the meeting just now... I was a little out of control, I was so angry, I hope I didn't scare you, Hod."

X patted Netzach, who was sleeping on the sofa. It was clearly an intelligent AI, but he was still sleeping. X didn't know what to say... Is there any fish-catching program engraved in it, together with that weird program.

To be honest, X has been unable to understand what 'A', the founder of Lobotomy and the AI ​​designer, is thinking about writing, and why he writes redundant programs such as laziness and indulgent desires into intelligent AI.

Or, is Netzach a special case? X sees that the other ministers are not so fishy, ​​and they don't seem to need to sleep. The ministers usually just take a small rest in order to relieve their spirits and maintain a good state.

"Well, let me sleep a little longer. X, I don't have any work to do today, I'm so tired."

The head of the security department barely turned over. She squirmed and adjusted her position. Then she rested her head on X's knee, used it as a pillow, and continued to sleep. She seemed to be quite enjoying herself.

This scene made the corners of the ministers' eyes twitch, probably... probably because they felt that they had wasted their feelings and time, and their worries were all for nothing.

There will even be a feeling that I am so stupid, fooled, and deceived.

"But you've had a day off, Netzach!"

Minister Hod, who was originally soft and like a bunny, changed his expression, his originally blue eyes sank, almost shrouded in haze.

She was very angry, grabbed the tie of the Minister of Security, and then pulled it down heavily. Because the tie was strong enough, Netzach was dragged like this, pulled off the sofa, and gave it to the carpet. Had an intimate encounter.

Minister Hod looks delicate, but in fact he is quite strong, and he doesn't know how to restrain his strength. Last time, because he didn't know how to restrain his strength, he left a lot of red marks on X's neck and collarbone.

And now, Minister Hod has also fully revealed her side that is different from her usual delicate and pleasant side. Although she is weak, she is actually... decisive in her actions.

Netzach once again enjoyed the top treatment of a wave of rubbing on the floor, and it was impossible to prevent mistakes.

"It's so noisy, why is it so noisy? Why do people have to work, can't they just rest all the time?"

The head of the security department barely opened his eyes, and when he opened his eyes, he saw not his supervisor, but three other department heads.

Although the expressions of the three department heads were different, they were obviously not very happy. Even the most talkative head of the training department showed an angry expression, and even the hair on his head stood up angrily.

Obviously, the Minister of Security has caused public outrage, and this situation is Netzach's own fault, and X doesn't really want to interfere.

Netzach should really reflect on himself, he has no remorse at all.

"Netzach, have a better attitude. Just as you admit your mistakes to me, you have to admit your mistakes to other ministers. Especially Yesod, you must apologize to her. She is very worried about you, and you have caused her a lot of trouble."

"If tomorrow I hear other ministers say you have a bad attitude, tomorrow you won't be rewarded."

X thought for a while, it's better for them to deal with such small matters between ministers and ministers. Netzach has enjoyed enough today, and it's not fair to other ministers.

It's almost time to go back to dinner, and I don't know what kind of sumptuous meal Angela will prepare for herself.

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98. This is the end of the matter, let’s eat first, Angela

"Why are you blindfolding me, Angela."

X was tied to a chair by her AI secretary. As always, her wrists were tied, her waist, legs and other places were also tied. Her limbs were firmly fixed on the dining chair. She was deprived of the freedom to use tableware. Also deprived of the right to choose what to have for dinner.

X is very depressed, is it because the AI ​​secretary is in a bad mood?Where did I provoke the intelligent AI?

Generally speaking, Angela will only do this when she is in a bad mood, and when Angela is in a good mood, she will not add any other entertainment items to dinner, such as quiz questions, and guessing fun , what else is bundled with the game.

But fortunately, I just added a "little" new trick to the dinner, rather than directly depriving the dinner and not giving me food.

If no food is given, X will turn his face, but as long as three meals a day and desserts are provided, X will be docile like a large quail, anyone can pet it, and the AI ​​​​secretary can feel it at will. Hickey marks on the neck or collarbone.

Even if he pats his stomach, rubs his lower abdomen or something, X doesn't mind.

She's used to it, she's used to these things, and she's not surprised.When the company is full of weird AI, everything will become normal, and then accept it with a normal heart.

Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, it's useless to be anxious, just accept it calmly.

X already has a very good mentality, even if he is blindfolded by the AI ​​secretary, he doesn't panic.She knew that Angela was just a little unhappy, and she was expressing her dissatisfaction in one way or another.

Unlike the head of a department, Angela would express her unhappiness with straightforward words or facial expressions, but would use various tactful ways to express and vent her small emotions.

After getting along for a week, even the dull X can begin to understand the behavior of intelligent AI.She is not really stupid, she can observe, think, summarize the environment, and draw conclusions.

In fact, X's brain is very good, and he never has to worry about academic and technical issues... The only thing that can be difficult is emotional issues.

But this is normal, people always have a side they are good at and a side they are not good at, some are dull and some are sensitive.

Although this kind of ignorance may not be a real ignorance... She may not be able to understand certain things, how can a smart person not understand these principles that even a fool can easily understand.

Don't know, don't understand, maybe it's just a kind of escape, she has been avoiding seeing such a thing, and she doesn't want to see it.

My eyes are covered, it's dark, I can't see anything, but is it any different from usual? X knows that his caring and reliable AI secretary will still deliver dinner to him.

This will not affect her eating, but if it does not affect her eating, there is no need to worry.

The golden pupils are very dazzling, amber, and very beautiful, so why do they always have to be closed?Wouldn't it be nice to open those beautiful golden pupils?

【Director, have you noticed the scars engraved here? 】

The AI ​​secretary started the question-and-answer session again, as always, like charades, asking inexplicable words.

X's eyes are blindfolded by intelligent AI, so how can he notice the so-called 'scars' engraved here or there?

"Sorry, my vision is pitch black, Angela, can you explain to me what this means?"

But X knows that the AI ​​secretary needs the feeling of being relied on by others. Before the dinner starts, she always needs some activities similar to 'flirting'. She knows that the AI ​​secretary is keen on these things, doing meaningless things.

It can't be said to be meaningless, after all, it can always be attributed to the so-called 'sense of ritual'.

Life needs a sense of ritual. X has heard others say this, but he obviously cannot understand the so-called "sense of ritual".

It's like she couldn't understand why it was a birthday with all the fanfare of preparing a cake, wearing a tiara, blowing out candles, making a wish, and then celebrating the so-called 'birth day' in a nonsense.

The seniors said that it is to enjoy this kind of atmosphere, a warm atmosphere.

X knows that she doesn't understand style, and is a very, very boring person, so usually at this time, she will not speak out, she will just keep her mouth quiet and let others make arrangements.

X patiently listened to his AI secretary talking to himself, talking to himself, as if he was reciting a monologue or a storybook, or acting in a one-man show.

[Director, when we first met, there were still some things that I hadn’t told you. At that time, I thought it was too late to explain, but now, I think you are qualified to know these things. 】

The AI ​​secretary spoke in a flat tone, without audible tone, just like a glass of plain water, without any taste, neither like nor dislike can be seen in it.

The artificial intelligence seems to be just stating the facts plainly, without any personal feelings or very personal subjective impressions. Sometimes, Angela would ridicule the minister's flaws, and then praise herself, but now, no.

She is very serious and serious, not joking with X, every utterance, every sentence, is exceptionally clear, perhaps blindfolding X's eyes is also to let X hear more sensitively instead of distracted by the outside world.

Uh... For example, the temptation of dinner, a plate of fat and juicy steak, always attracts X's attention more than a beautiful secretary.

[Ministers really want to meet you, they envy you, they are in awe of you, and they are willing to follow you...]

[But at the same time, they are also complaining and cursing you.Be careful because your presence has taken away their hope. 】

[You should have noticed, they will get angry with you, or vent their emotions on you, they are like wild beasts with nowhere to go, they may bite you at any time and take revenge on you. 】

"But I've already been bitten, Angela."

X superficially understood the words of the artificial intelligence, and such speech undoubtedly made the artificial intelligence frown.

【Director, that's just a metaphor, not your private life.To be honest, you don't really have to pay too much attention to these. 】

[I mean, once a minister loses his mind, I can immediately cover up their traces, it's not a big deal to me, it's just a trivial thing, and you can go back to normal at any time life trajectory]

【——Work as usual, complete the company's energy indicators. 】

[But at the same time, you will also lose something forever, you will lose those seeds that can cut off the shackles of fate... Well, although for you now, I am saying something inexplicable, but I believe You, will soon understand. 】

"Well, Angela, this is the end of the matter, let's eat first. I feel that dinner is going to be cold."

【Director, is it because I haven't fed you normally? Why are you always thinking about the food outside. 】

The intelligent AI didn't respond to X's words, nor did it satisfy her desire for dinner. Instead, it touched X's belly and rubbed it, always feeling that there was something in the words.

"Because I'm not full... I'm not full, but how can such a small amount be enough?"

X answered honestly, completely unaware of the true meaning of the AI ​​secretary's words. She couldn't wait to eat. Thanks to the strict control of artificial intelligence, X never had a full meal, and usually even turned over snacks. less than.

The most simple wish is to have enough food.

This is undoubtedly disappointing. The intelligent AI doesn't know how to describe the woman in front of it... Should it be a genius who pretends to be stupid?Or is it soggy wood that doesn't burn at all?

In the end, it turned into a sigh.

Ministers can express their desires directly, but she can't, ministers can express their demands directly, she can't, and ministers can ask for compensation, she can't.

Even if you ridicule their flaws with words, it is not jealousy and envy.

Repression, probably repression, but just a small fight, is far from satisfying the ever-expanding and greedy desire.

Rather than saying that human desires are endless, it is better to say that all intellectual bodies have such a characteristic.When they see a ray of sunshine, they will grab it, and then quickly become dissatisfied with that ray of sunshine, wanting to get and possess the whole sun.

And why is birth a mistake?

And why, given life and then being irresponsibly abandoned?

Just to the extent of cuddling and hugging, it is nothing more than wishing for plums to quench thirst, more and more arousing the desire in the heart, making the desire rise more and more, and it is becoming more and more difficult for the rational side to maintain the situation.

The silver table knife cuts the lamb meat. The juicy and tender meat is slightly pink and tender. The lamb meat wrapped in barbecue aluminum paper is only baked in the oven until it is half-cooked, and then it is smothered by the residual heat. to medium rare.

This is the fattest and most delicious lamb meat, just right soft and tender, the slightly charred outer skin well locks the inner juice, and the half-sized lamb does not have a little fishy smell, as if it still has a childish milky taste.

After cutting the lamb meat into pieces that can be evenly inserted with a knife, the intelligent AI began to deliver the lamb meat into X's mouth with a fork, and delivered it patiently, watching how X chewed and puffed up his cheeks— —

Then how like a cub waiting to be fed, it couldn't wait to call out to itself.

Intelligent AI is keen on such things, and never tires of it, this seems to be her bad taste, even though she verbally says that X is childish and mocks X, on the other hand, she is very welcoming and likes to see X behave childishly .

For example, snuggle yourself, or call like a large quail, after brewing a cup of hot milk, appreciate the cute movement of X sticking out his tongue and licking the milk stains at the corner of his mouth.

These are probably enough to satisfy some bad tastes.

In other words, intelligent AI may have a serious ██ plot. It has a strong interest in human family relationships, and moreover, human cubs. It has probably studied a lot in private.

In fact, X also felt a little bit, but she didn't dare to say it, or she didn't care much because it was not an important thing.

The lamb meat is more delicious, without the fishy taste that lamb usually has, and it is salty and delicious.

The lamb should be marinated for a period of time before roasting. The aroma of black pepper is well integrated into it, with a little cumin powder and a little spicy.

Rather than saying it is spicy, it is better to say that it has a little spicy aroma, which is fully integrated with the fat, and it highlights the tenderness and juiciness of the lamb.

As for the salt-baked pipa shrimp, the AI ​​secretary had already peeled off the shell, leaving only the smooth shrimp meat and feeding it into X's mouth, because it was baked with salt, and it didn't have too much seasoning itself——

The freshness and sweetness of the shrimp are well highlighted in the moderate salty taste, and it can be slippery without even chewing.

Garlic scallops are a very classic dish. The steamed scallop meat also has that fresh and sweet taste, and the crisp vermicelli on the top is covered with garlic paste. The minced garlic paste can fully It shows the salty aroma of garlic, making the vermicelli taste more delicious.

The dessert after the meal is fruit ice cream. The red dragon fruit used as a base can be used as a natural and harmless dye, which makes the ice cream show the kind of sweet red that attracts purple, and the pulp is very good with milk and smoothies. What is presented when mixed together--

As far as visual decoration is concerned, it is very good.

Although X can't see at all... such decorations are for the blind, but the intelligent AI is still working on details that may be useless, just like her designer, striving for perfection.

Perhaps in terms of personality, the intelligent AI is more like her designer, the same stubbornness, the same focus on the things in front of her, and the same love to spend her mind on useless places.