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What are you good at?

After Si You took a few steps to catch up with the slippery ghost, he thought about it for a while, Aihua didn't seem to be very good at anything, the only thing that could be called good was probably swordsmanship.Of course, this is from his point of view.

"Swordsmanship."

"fencing?"

The slippery ghost suddenly laughed: "Then I will play with her myself."

"???"

Si You couldn't think of any other words besides awesome, it came from the training of a real boss.

"I hope she can bear it..."

"Don't worry, Shuten-douji has no dissatisfaction with the swordsmanship that he practiced with me for a period of time."

"really?"

Shuten-douji had practiced swordsmanship with the slippery ghost?This is the first time I heard of it.

"Unfortunately, that guy's style is more suitable for open and close swordsmanship, and it doesn't match my way. She just learned a little fur and went her own way."

"Then have you considered accepting a human apprentice?"

Si You was half joking, Bao Xiaoqing has already found a not-so-reliable master, and he also gave Aihua a whole?

"The talent is here, what's wrong?"

The slippery ghost smiled and said: "There are also humans among my disciples, well... half disciples, that kid's talent far surpasses mine."

"May I ask who is that?"

"I used to be the chief exorcist of the human world, but now I don't know what's going on." The slippery ghost walked up to the lifting pavilion and knocked on the pillar: "According to the lifespan of human beings, there is a high probability that they have died of old age. How many generations have they changed?" That's it... Only this is the shortcoming of human disciples..."

"Old man, seeing this kind of life and death is somewhat emotional."

Si You has no way of knowing the age of the slippery ghost, but before Yan Yanluo appeared in this world, the slippery ghost already existed, and Si You, who is only in his 20s, has no way of understanding the feeling of a long-lived person.

According to his thinking, once a person lives for a long time, they should look down on all life and death. For example, Zhou Qingzhi, the news of Li Dongling's death did not have any special impact on her.

Or the influence is not obvious, or people who cultivate immortals are more open to the state of mind of death.

"What if one day you find that someone close to you dies in front of your eyes, but you don't feel anything?"

Si You put forward a hypothesis.

"What will happen?" Tricky Ghost and Si You have already walked out of Linglong Pavilion, looked up at the endless night, and grinned: "If even this situation can't make me feel sad, then I will hate myself Bar?"

"that's it?"

"that's it."

The slippery ghost patted Si You on the shoulder: "The time when I hate myself is the saddest time for me."

Si You seemed to understand, but he still wanted to ask again, but found that the slippery ghost had already walked a long way with his hands behind his back.

The two were chasing after each other on the road—although it was a bit strange to say so, it was indeed Si You who had been chasing the slippery ghost all the way to the outside of the city, past the Shiranui "blocking the road" duo who were still guarding, and Si You You then saw the large group of monsters around the corner.

"Grass……"

A cursive word first, expressing all Si You's feelings, these monsters were divided into several teams, just like a school spring outing, how many classes, how many classes lined up and stood apart, until the slippery ghost wandered over , and suddenly heard a loud roar in unison.

"Hello Dad!!!"

After the separation of monsters at the beginning, the monsters that can be left behind are basically the monsters who were impressed by the personality charm of the slippery ghost or were taken care of by the slippery ghost in many ways.

To these monsters, the slippery ghost is basically the same existence as a father. In a way, this kind of father's title is no different from the underworld in the island country.

"Today, we have accepted the love of Brother Yanyanluo, so that you can have a full meal tonight. What should you say?"

"Thank you brother!!!"

Shouting again, Si You, who had already approached the distance, almost pierced his eardrums.

The taste conveyed by these people gave Si You the illusion that he was watching a movie of the past life.

"I'll introduce it to you."

The slippery ghost pointed to the far left, and introduced in turn: "This is Nanakura Fuka, she leads the Arakawa group of the main family, she is a snow girl, and she is also the leader of the club."

"Snow Maiden..."

Si You looked at Xue Nu and the group of monsters behind her. Xue Nu was indeed the white-haired girl with ice blue eyes that she saw yesterday. Most of the monsters behind her were familiar, and they should be the noisy group yesterday.

However, Ruotou... Si You has a little understanding of the underworld in District [-] in his previous life. Most of his understanding comes from Ruolong. , or die.

Is the snow girl a monster and gangster?always feel weird

"This is Ah Ba, the head of the club, the dog demon, and the Lu Chuan group under his command. If I don't teach your human friend, I will probably let him go."

Si You looked at Ah Ba, who was standing and dressed like a ronin.Wearing a bamboo hat and holding a piece of grass in his mouth, the Doudoumei Shiba Inu, who looks vicissitudes but has a cute face, has a pair of dog paws resting on the three knives around his waist. After noticing Si You's gaze, he turned towards Si You nodded.

These three knives... Sauron from the demon world?Si You naturally compared the well-known IPs from his previous life.

"This is Ah Qi, Ruotou assistant in the club, Gu Huo Niao, and the Yuzu group under his command."

"This is the truth of Shenmu, Zashiki Doji, Ruozhong, under his command is the Daifuku group."

"..."

It's really a blessing, Si You took a rough look at the monsters behind Zashiki Doji, they were basically harmless to humans and animals at first glance, such as the fat civet cat with a leaf on its head, and that tumbler with a protruding belly...

The Zashiki Boys are all very familiar mascots.

With the introductions of the slippery ghosts one by one, Si You was generally familiar with them, and Si You didn't know the bunch of younger brothers behind him.There are twelve groups in total, and it is enough to remember these twelve heads, especially the first few big heads, such as Ruotou, Ruotou Buzuo, Sheditou, etc., are the future core of this organization.

"It's almost time, let's go to the gate of the demon world first, and we will set off at night."

The slippery ghost said to Si You.

"Okay, you can arrange it."

Si You rubbed his hands, thinking that it would be a lie if he said he was not excited, and that he had to participate in the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts in reality, so it would be more or less commemorative.

Volume 286 Tracing Back: Chapter 59 Chapter [-] A Different Night Walk of Hundred Ghosts

"A peaceful daily life..."

After throwing the five [-] yuan bills into the money box, Aihua folded her hands together and clapped them twice.

"Master Sui Shashen, I will give you incense money!"

Although Sui Shashen never came back to report a letter to her after he went to the demon world, judging from her never forgetting Sui Shoushen, Sui Shoushen probably succeeded in regaining his god name.

Now that the other party is successful, then the other party is a real god that exists in the world. Naturally, Aihua dare not neglect, and naturally strives to earn incense money.

But why... the shrine that has been operated for a long time, unless she goes to show off her unique skills, how many people can come to this place just by relying on some unsalty publicity?After all, the county and city where the shrine itself is located is also a small place.

So, of course, incense money is not enough.

The little clever ghost loves flowers, so he immediately thought of a compromise, that is, to put money into the Sai money box by himself, and have the delicious food provided by the island government, so he doesn't feel bad about spending the money.

Of course, the main reason why I don't feel distressed is because the money in Saiqian's box will eventually return to Aihua's hands, and she can recycle these five [-] island dollars until she dies.

"I'm so smart!"

Whenever Aihua sighs like this, she will stop immediately, and then secretly confess her sins and start to repent. This is too disrespectful to the existing gods. .

"The other party should return to Gao Tianyuan now, right?"

Aihua thinks so.

As for whether Siyou, the real God of Suicide, can hear Aihua's voice, of course Siyou said that he can't hear anything. It is true that God can listen to people's wishes, but the premise is that God is in a good mood Can you just pass by the shrine under your jurisdiction, otherwise, with so many people praying every day, God can take turns answering customer calls every day like a telecom customer service?

After investing today's [-] yen and praying, Aihua directly lifted the money box and poured out the [-] yen.

And just when Aihua was about to pack up and end this dull and happy weekend, Aihua's cell phone rang.

The ringtone is different from usual ones. There are two ringtones set on Aihua’s mobile phone, and the other ringtone usually rings, and this ringtone is the land line of the island country’s government. Because it is not always possible to be called once in half a year. For a while, Aihuadu still didn't realize that someone called her phone. She didn't realize it until it rang for about ten seconds, and hurriedly took out her phone and pressed the answer button.

It's almost midnight, why is the government calling at this hour?

"Hey……"

As soon as the word "hello" came out, there was an extremely noisy electric current and a huge roar from the opposite side.

"???"

Moved the noisy mobile phone a little to the side, and after a while, Aika continued: "What's going on?"

"Save...boom...the monster..."

"Crack!"

"Beep-beep-beep-beep!"

Aihua looked at the phone in a daze, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then quickly clicked on the browser app of the phone, and what caught her eyes was the major news that had just been refreshed.

"The mysterious stone door is wide open, monsters are coming out, or is the end coming?!"

Ignoring the news headlines full of slots, Aihua quickly clicked on the news page, and the video began to play. The photographer was probably an amateur, so the clarity was mediocre, and the camera was shaky. The huge stone door slowly opened, Then came the soaring flames and explosions, and the air wave directly overturned the photographer, so that the camera was instantly blacked out.

Nothing was photographed for the rest, but the idiot also knew what was behind the door after it was opened.

Aihua's hands and feet were suddenly cold.

Her family knows her family affairs, and she knows how much she has. That is to say, there is no real demon extermination master in this world, otherwise she would have killed a little monster with her strength.

"It's over, it's over, something big happened..."

Aihua was extremely remorseful in her heart, and quickly put the [-] island dollars in her hand into the money box, clasping her hands together.

"Master Sui Shashen, I was wrong! I shouldn't be greedy for cheap things, I should work hard to run the shrine!"

The main reason is that, as an insider, she knows who the gate of the demon world was closed at the beginning, wasn't it Sui Shashen, and now that the gate is open, wouldn't it mean that Sui Shoushen's protection has failed?

Si You carried the blame across a world.

However, in a sense, he is not blamed. It is true that he opened the door to the demon world.

"Da da da da da..."

The sound of a helicopter propeller was heard in the sky, and Manaka raised her head, and saw the helicopter marked with the Ministry of Defense.

"too fast……"

Aika murmured, she wasn't ready yet.

In fact, Aika was not the only one who was not mentally prepared. The prime minister of the island country, Yuto Katayama, almost had a myocardial infarction. It has not been a long time since he lived a stable life. The normal army did not find it, so a wave of demons came first.

When he saw the materials sent by the front line, he had just finished dinner, and when he saw a large wave of monsters pouring out of the door, he threw up all at once.

It's not nausea, but stomach cramps due to emotional excitement.

……

Crossing the center of the port, the gate of the demon world.

It was supposed to be a scenic spot, but now it has become a sharp knife in the heart of the city.Regardless of whether others understand it this way, anyway, Lieutenant Tanuchi Hikoto of the Self-Defense Forces on vacation understands it this way.

For the first time, in the defense of Yuanjingdu, he was an ordinary first-class soldier, and he survived in cooperation with the watchman.The second time, in the battle of crossing the port, he was a chief Cao, and with the help of the witch, he survived.The third time... the third time, he was just on vacation! !

Hiko Tanuchi wants to cry but has no tears. How can he encounter every disaster?The first two times were all sent by his teammates. He survived. Now he is on vacation and has no teammates, only pedestrians fleeing frantically. Whether he can survive is unknown.

"I shouldn't be cheap. It would be great to go back to my hometown on vacation. What are you doing here?"

He came to cherish the memory of his comrades-in-arms who passed away, and now he somewhat regrets it.He was not far from the gate of the demon world, and he could almost clearly see the whole process of the monster coming out, and the whole process of the army stationed near the gate of the demon world being swallowed by the black fog and instantly evaporated.

He suddenly felt that his legs were a little weak. Even so, as a soldier of the self-defense force, he still managed to stand still and tried his best to guide the panicked people to flee away from the gate of the demon world.

Piles of monsters of all kinds, small or big, gathered near the gate of the demon world, baring their teeth and claws, roaring and looking around, as if they were venting their excitement of coming to this colorful world.The posture of eagerness to try is like a predator seeing its prey, and will jump out at any time. Hikoto Tanuchi just glanced at it for a while, and his whole body was soaked in cold sweat. He is playing a race against death.

Human beings cry for their fathers and mothers, but at this moment, it is a completely different situation on the side of monsters.

It's right to scream and look around with teeth and claws, but it's definitely not the roar of excitement when you come to this world, but because a lot of fear keeps pouring in.

They were all shouting in surprise: "Hahaha! With so much fear, I can call it a day and go back to the demon world after a while!"

"Big guys, work harder! Show your most vicious side!"

"There's no need for a parade! That's great! Ooooh!!"

As for the nearby army...

Si You moved the last person next to Gui Yikou.