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"Are you sure it's okay to stuff it in your stomach?"

"Don't worry, as long as I don't take the initiative to digest, they will sleep in my stomach forever."

The ghost opened its bloody mouth wide, and smiled, the mouth full of mucus and the tongue of a naked woman made Si You feel a little uncomfortable in his stomach.

"That's good."

These were all soldiers from the surrounding garrison. When they arrived at the gate of the demon world, Si You realized that the other side of the gate of the demon world was the garrison, and the conflict seemed inevitable.

After asking the slick ghost, the slick ghost immediately came up with a plan-after going out, the mirage first creates a misty illusion, then is hypnotized by the dream-eating tapir, and finally swallowed by the ghost.

He even thought about how to return these people, and Si You's human friend "accidentally" rescued the people trapped in his stomach, and everyone was happy.

"Won't the guy who cut his stomach die?"

"The belly is just his sac, and the body is his tongue. Yes, that's right, it's the naked woman. It can grow back after being cut."

What else can Si You say?Si You suspects that this isn't the first time these guys have done this kind of work with the plan given in a second.

"Hehehe, don't worry, the Hundred Ghosts Night Festival, the most important thing is to follow the rules, we don't do things with bad rules!"

————Push the book dividing line———

"Me, male supporting role?I pretend! "

Mu Yun felt that he was really unlucky, the cheats of the other traversers were Grandpa Ring, Goldfinger System, Pretty Girl from Heaven...how did he fail here, and only cast a villain as a supporting role system?

That's all for supporting villains.This system only gave whips and no sugar, and forced him to play a supporting role for the protagonist without any rewards, otherwise he would be threatened to kill him! ?

The flow of rebirth, the flow of waste wood, the flow of crossing, the flow of darkness...

The auras of the protagonists are similar, but the supporting roles each have their own helplessness and suffering.

After dying at the protagonist's hands for the nth time, Mu Yun finally broke out in madness.

"System, in the long life of a traveler, I realized one thing. That is, supporting roles have limits!"

"Grandpa, I won't pretend anymore, it's a showdown!"

"This supporting role doesn't matter!!" Group 1 Liuba Eryi 77 Yiliu

Volume III Tracing Volume: Chapter 287 Chapter 60 Angle Problem

"Are you sure it's all right?"

Looking at the huge belly behind Gui Yikou, it was full of people.

"It's okay, don't worry!"

Now that the other party said it so definitely, Si You didn't continue to ask questions such as whether so many people would suffocate to death inside.

The Night Festival of Hundred Ghosts naturally requires "walking", although most of the previous "walking" was to chase after humans like driving sheep, increase the intensity of harvesting fear, or when everyone stays at home Putting pressure on the outside creates fear.

According to the slippery ghost, it is the most ideal state for everyone to stay at home. They don't need to pay special attention to anything, and they don't need to confront things like exorcists. Can make a lot of money.

When he said this, Si You already had a vision that these monsters in front of him were good guys.

"Where's the promised underworld monster..."

As if he could hear Si You complaining in his heart, the slippery ghost laughed and patted Si You on the shoulder: "Do you wonder if such a monster can be called the underworld? Haha! But as far as I know, even humans The gangsters in the society have to follow a rule when doing things, the common people have the living space of the common people, and the gangsters also have the living space of the gangsters."

"..."

Whether it was a hero of the Celestial Dynasty in the previous life, or a man of the Xia Kingdom in this life, in short, the culture of the area where Si You lived didn't say so, probably this is some kind of island country characteristic, Si You can only say respect.

The slippery ghost gave an order, and as some monsters mixed in the team beat the taiko very rhythmically, the leader monsters of all the monster groups began to shout in unison with the rhythm, just like a tour guide leading a team. The monsters began to move slowly and noisyly all the way to the range outside the gate of the demon world.

According to the original plan, they would probably make a circle around Cross City.But what I didn't expect was that this time the harvest was so powerful, and applying too much fear in this situation would only make the quality of the subsequent fear worse, so the plan to surround the city became Siyou's human friends. When will it end.

Of course, relying on Aihua alone to clear the army of monsters seems somewhat too forced, and there are many loopholes in the interpretation of the plot.

Si You and Tricky Ghost had a general discussion and added a little drama.

"You mean, let some of our monsters pretend to be demon exorcists?"

The slippery ghost followed the monster parade and kicked a somewhat confused monster back into the team, turned his head and asked with great interest.

"Yes, after all, my friend is just a rookie, and the fight will not be so earth-shattering. If you are repelled by such a guy, will you save your foundation later?"

Although I don't quite understand what it means to lose the foundation, but the context before and after the connection is not difficult to guess.

The slippery ghost stroked his messy hair and laughed, "It's interesting, it's interesting. It's the first time to play the role of demon extermination! Haha! You have a very unique idea!"

unique?Si You scratched his cheek, isn't that how he always came here.

"Then who do you think would be better to play the role of the demon master?" The slippery ghost pointed to the long "monster dragon" beside him: "Which one do you like?"

"Uh... First of all, it must have a human appearance, and the second is to be cool enough to fight."

"Cool?"

The slippery ghost repeated: "What is cool?"

"It's just huge and looks very gorgeous."

"So that's it, I probably understand what you mean." Slick Ghost thought for a while, then nodded: "Then let those little brats come over."

After all, the slippery ghost randomly pulled out a little monster from the parade of monsters.

Si You took a closer look, isn't this damn natto monk?won't let...

"Go! Call me Shirasawa, Yukino, Zashiki-douji, and Aobozu!"

Fortunately, it wasn't Natto's little monk as an actor. Si You breathed a sigh of relief and waited for the arrival of the monsters summoned by the slippery ghost.

……

Si You breathed a sigh of relief, but everyone in Daoguo raised their breath to the top of their throats and dared not breathe out.

Hikoto Tanuchi, who was barely doing the evacuation work, was the first to bear the brunt.

For him, what is the situation like now? If he uses poor vocabulary to describe it, it is like seeing hell, especially with the sound of drums beating like a heavy hammer, the group of monsters began to shout, and the huge team When he started to move in his direction, Tanuhiko almost lost his soul.

As the person in charge of the vacation, he saw with his own eyes that the garrison, that is, his subordinates, were wiped out. He didn't think that this group of ordinary people could be better than the Self-Defense Forces.

The pedestrians next to him became even more chaotic. Originally, Hikoto Tanuchi tried his best to guide the people who were still a little orderly to collapse instantly. Cries and screams were mixed together. The crowd kept pushing like a wave. Yanren is a flat boat in the tide, swaying left and right with the impact of the fleeing people.

"I'm going to do something..."

"No... I can't... can't do anything right now..."

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

The familiar gunshots came from the police pistols of the new southern military industry in the island country. Hikoto Tanuchi soon saw the policemen raising their guns and shooting in the distance. Unfortunately, it was just two criminal policemen who happened to be nearby. They hid behind the police car. Shoot at the monsters.

Hikoto Tanuchi suddenly had a glimmer of hope.

It's not that there is any hope of defeating the monster, but that someone can divert the monster's attention so that most of the people here can evacuate.

"At this time, the actions of the Ministry of Defense and the Metropolitan Police Department will slow down!"

Hikoto Tanuchi thought through gritted teeth.

But in fact, the Ministry of Defense's response has been very fast, refer to Aika who is still flying in the sky at this moment.

And the next scene disappointed Tanuhiko again. The two policemen were instantly bound tightly by the white silk thread or something that shot out suddenly, and then dragged into the pile of monsters in an instant.

"Ugh! Ahhhh!!"

The shrill screams pierced the sky and accelerated the turbulence of the "wave" of the crowd.

"I can't do it... I am not an opponent at all, I must have an army, or... Miko...?"

Hikoto Tanuchi unconsciously thought of the chic back of the locomotive "falling from the sky" when the huge stone gate was blocked last time.

"Yes! As long as they are dragged...!"

Hikoto Tanuchi gritted his teeth, made up his mind, and ran towards the police car against the crowd.

And on the side of the monster.

"Aren't these two guys too timid?"

The new bride raised her hands helplessly: "I just dragged them over and did nothing."

"Whatever, send it to Gui Yikou!"

Several little monsters immediately lifted up the two detectives who had passed out on the ground.

"Where is the thing they use to shoot the little iron? Is it called a gun?"

"I don't know, they didn't have anything when they dragged it over."

"Ah! Look, that thing in the sky, the iron bird of human beings."

"Airplane, I saw it when I went to the world over there before..."

The monsters were discussing in a hurry, and suddenly someone shouted: "Look! Master Gu Huo Niao has made a move!"

The flying squadron that the island country rushed to support at the first time soon began to be dismembered by the constant shuttle of the guhuo bird, and the blossoming white umbrellas bloomed in the night sky.

"Report! The Second Squadron is completely wiped out, I am ready to parachute!"

As the words fell, the last pilot abandoned the plane.

"I'll just say it! The human beings in this world are much weaker than those there, even the iron birds are much weaker! Master Gu Huo Niao will definitely be able to solve it in an instant!"

"I told you it's called an airplane!"

"Okay, you lost the bet just now! Hurry up! Take the money and take the money!"

Looking at the white umbrellas blooming in the sky and the fireworks formed by the planes, all the monsters seemed to be celebrating a festival, and the parade was filled with a happy atmosphere.Hikoto Tanuchi had arrived next to the police car at this moment, and he found the police pistol left in place. The 9mm caliber was average, but it was better than nothing.

Naturally, he also saw the fall of the flying squadron that had come so hard to come, and his heart that was determined to shoot suddenly fell with the plane.

"No... I'm sure I'll die this time..."

Hikoto Tanuchi muttered to himself, and sat down with his back against the door of the police car. Even though he had gone through two battles, even though he chose to die in the second battle, it stands to reason that this thing should die...

"After surviving, I became a coward who is afraid of death..."

Volume 288 Tracing Back: Chapter 61 Chapter [-] Demon Eliminators (pseudo)

Aika is now wearing a shrine maiden costume, curled up on the seat of the helicopter with Kanze Masamune in her arms.

My mind is still a bit of a mess.

"Who am I? Where am I? Where am I going?"

It was only then that she realized that in order to be able to receive her as a "professional" person in an emergency, the Ministry of Defense had set up two helicopters at the police station in this small place for the first time, so it was able to come so quickly.

But it wasn't this that caused her confusion, but how to deal with the situation at the scene. She had no idea. From Tomotani Eiji who was on the helicopter with her, Aika barely figured out how big the threat from the other side of the gate was.

"That's an entire army of monsters!!"

Aihua hugs her head.

Eiji Tomoya is actually a bit guilty in his heart. He can roughly see that the "omnipotent" lady in the past is extremely headache. If... Of course, it's just if, if Miss God can't handle it, what will happen to the island society? ?

There is no way to know whether the island's national assembly will perish or not. I dare not even think about such a thing. No matter how many times I see the concept of subjugation, in this relatively peaceful age, it should be a joke.

"At least Xia Guo has responded."

This is what he learned on the way to pick up Aihua, but when he thought of going to war in the mainland again, and the distant water could not save the nearby fire, God knows how many people will die after those watchmen and the like rush over?Like the last time, the watcher didn't make it in time, but just thinking about it made him feel quite bitter.

Eiji Tomoya looked at Aika, who was holding her head, and thought of the news she heard before, so she couldn't help but hold the microphone next to her cheek, and asked in the most cautious tone possible: "Miss God Master, if it really doesn't work, why don't you call me?" I understand that they may be unwilling to communicate with the government for various reasons, but if this crisis does not rely on their strength..."

Before he finished speaking, the helicopter carried Aika to the outskirts of Hengdu Port. Thanks to the small size of the country, it is quite convenient to go anywhere.

Although she didn't finish her sentence, Aika understood what Eiji Tomoya meant, but what could she do for such a request?In addition to wry smile is crying and laughing.

companion?What companion?Exorcist companion?Whether those guys really exist, Aihua has a question mark in her heart. Although she already has extraordinary abilities, she has never seen a demon master, except for the time when Sui Shashen pretended to be it!

Being invited to get off the helicopter in a daze, Aihua was even more dazed when she saw the brand new locomotive in front of her and a circle of dignitaries around her.

"This is……?"

Before he could say a word, Yuto Katayama, who had been waiting here for a long time, wrinkled his old face into a cosmos in front of Manika.

"Miss Blacksmith! You must help us!"

"One of our flying squadrons disappeared in an instant!"

"..."