The son-in-law with three surnames is Bi Qigu

"Am I dreaming... Xue Nai?" He couldn't help trembling softly. If the devil appeared in front of him and asked him what he would give in exchange for seeing his dead wife, he would probably say, the whole world.

He couldn't help holding Xue Nai (?) in his arms. Although ghosts are generally considered to be terrifying things, when Xue Nai just passed away, he wished his wife would turn into a ghost, even if she came to him for revenge. it is good.

"Me too... I don't know what's going on, but when I wake up, I just know that I am possessed by Yang Yan, and she can only come out after she falls asleep at night, at the latest before dawn. Forced to fall asleep, so I wrote down notes and guided Yang Yan to come to you." As she said, Yukino's tears began to overflow again.

Hachiman's nose also started to sore, he didn't want to doubt the authenticity of this matter, or even if it was fake, it would be nice to let him live in the dream here.

Hachiman wiped away tears for his wife, Yukino seemed to have seen something, so she whispered in his ear.

"If you still doubt, I can tell you a secret that only the two of us know, that is, when we were intimate for the first time, you accidentally..."

"Stupid, idiot, I'm an old couple, and I'm still talking about this kind of thing, and I didn't say I don't believe you." Hachiman quickly interrupted Yukino, he panicked, but Rumi must never let Rumei know, Dad black spots.

But because of this, Hachiman believes more and more that Yukino possessing Kagero's body at this time is real, because this is really a little secret that only he and Yukino will know.

Embracing his dead wife whom he thought he would never see again, Hachiman was really a little excited, as if very naturally, his hand began to rub his waist.

But when he realized something, he moved his hand away in embarrassment.

Yukino, who was also very excited at first and wanted to get married after a long absence, looked at Hachiman strangely.

"Hachiman-kun, could it be that after I have been away for so many years, I haven't used it for a long time, and you have degenerated?"

Okay, this is my real wife, or the familiar poisonous tongue.

"What are you talking about, I have to work hard..." Hachiman said casually.

"Hehe, you're so excited? Where did you come from to say such a thing?"

Oops, did you set up a trap here waiting for him? It's really you.

Yukino asked in a cold voice, I don't know if it was an illusion, Hachiman felt that the temperature around here had dropped a few degrees, and even her eyes were a little more bloody, if I go, will it change?

This reminded Hachiman of the days when the two bickered and buried each other.

"Ahem, don't talk nonsense. What I'm saying is, this is your sister's body. How can I touch her without her knowing?"

Hachiman said very tangled, for a man with a normal physiology, the most painful thing may not be being a widower, but that after his wife returns as a ghost, there is a flowery beauty in front of him but he can't eat it.

Well, strictly speaking, it's not his wife, his wife's ashes are now scattered...

"Ah, it seems so." Xue Nai also began to think of this level, but her watery eyes seemed to be expressing her own desires.

Both of them felt a little uncomfortable.

"Why don't you just kiss me first." Xue Nai said, it would be good to comfort the pain of lovesickness a little bit.

Hachiman thought for a while, okay, anyway, it doesn't seem too out of line to kiss this kind of thing.

As a result, when Yukino stretched out his lips again, he began to wear the pain mask again.

He covered his face and said, "Which family's brother-in-law and sister-in-law would kiss, it's not right for my wife."

Xue Nai was also a little angry, and said: "It's not like there is nothing."

"But Yang Yan and I are innocent."

"It's just a kiss. Now I'm Xue Nai. After the kiss, I'll wash it. When she wakes up tomorrow, it will be brand new."

God damn it can still be brand new, my wife, your logic is a bit stupid.

"If you say that, in fact, if we... wash it, it will be brand new?" Hachiman complained.

"No way." Xue Nai shook her head.

Hachiman suddenly thought of something, and then Pain Mask*2.

"What the hell are we thinking?"

Suddenly, the two couldn't help laughing, and finally they chose a compromise plan, and Hachiman kissed her gently on the forehead.

"If you just kiss the forehead, it can be used by younger generations, right?" Hachiman said with a smile.

But Yukino seemed to be still not satisfied, she gently pointed to her cheek.

"Okay, cheek kissing is a daily routine for Westerners." Hachiman said, kissing Yukino's cheek again.

Then, the greedy woman stretched out her hand, didn't speak, just looked at him calmly.

Hachiman shrugged, then stood up, kneeling on the ground like a knight serving a princess.

If Liumei is awake, he will be surprised what is going on with this somewhat coquettish father, he is usually very dull and boring.

If it's really boring, why would Yukino, who is a famous lady and very good herself, fall in love with him.

But, as he said, at the moment his wife died, half of his soul went with him, and because of this, when his wife returned in such a miraculous way, his soul seemed to be regenerated and restless Woke up.

"Your Royal Highness, please allow me to kiss the back of your hand to show my eternal love and longing for you." Hachiman was like a character in a Shakespeare play.

"Allowed, my eternal knight." Xue Nai wanted to cry again, damn it, this guy wouldn't use this trick to deceive the little girl.

Hachiman gently kissed the back of her hand, feeling the real body temperature, yes, although a little embarrassed and helpless, but his wife really came back.

What about platonic love, this is the light and hope in his life, and the lantern for his progress. As long as Yukino is there, he will feel that he is a man who can make the impossible possible.

In the end, Yukino was in Hachiman's arms, and the two intimately recounted the past, and those bickering and love words turned into love after a long absence.

However, Yukino wrapped herself in a blanket and was hugged by Hachiman.

This jealous woman.

Drama Three: A father who had a rebellious period is really a headache

In the early morning, Liumei wakes up quietly, the sun shining on the screen window looks very comfortable, and the wonderful morning sun dispels the gloom of yesterday.

Including the fact that the father fell in love with his classmate's daughter, and the aunt who "occupied the magpie's nest and the dove".

All along, this family only has her and her father. This was the case before, and she wants to be like this in the future.

From the moment she was four years old, secretly listening to her father crying under the quilt outside the door, the childhood and rebellious period of the girl named Rumi Hikigaya ended together.

I have to protect him, and this feeling has been her motivation all along.

Well, although Dad has been doing a lot of shit lately, playing with his daughter's classmates, and taking his aunt home, adding a stranger to the family, but Liu Mei's love for him will never change.

Having a rebellious dad is a real headache.

She shook her head and got up, and then sorted out her mood. If she was always angry, she would keep men away from her, and her father is also a man, so let's make his favorite pork tenderloin burger today to coax him.

Liumei hummed a little song and opened the door, and then saw a scene that shocked her for the rest of her life.

Her father and aunt actually hugged each other and fell asleep intimately on the sofa.

Suddenly a burst of anger and greenness spewed out, and she yelled, "You two, what are you doing!!!"

It seemed that even the chandelier on the ceiling was shaken, which naturally woke up Hachiman who was still sleeping.

He opened his eyes dimly, and then saw the red-eyed daughter standing in the distance, breathing like a bellows, obviously over excited.

Only then did he recall the dream-like experience late last night, was that... a dream?

But the body temperature in her bosom made her feel happy again, it wasn't a dream, the one last night was indeed Xue Nai.

But the girl in front of her, whose anger was erupting like a volcano, made her body stiff.

So, from Liumei's point of view, it was the father who "slept" with his aunt all night?

At this moment, Yang Yan vaguely seemed to be woken up, stretched out his hands from the blanket and hooked them around his neck, and shouted in a creamy and sweet voice: "Brother-in-law, don't... ...There......."

So, what the hell did you dream about, cleaning?

"You two!!!" Well, the furious Rumi had completely lost control.

Such noise made Yang Yan wake up slowly, and then looked at the scene carefully, looked up at Hachiman and began to blush, a little weak like "the servant is supporting her delicately and feebly".

"Brother-in-law, good morning."

"I said, you did it on purpose." With such a sister-in-law and daughter at the booth, he wanted to die.

But now that his wife is back, she can't die yet.

Hachiman quickly let go of himself and Kagero, and hastily explained to Rumi: "Rume, listen to me, what I'm hugging is not Kagero, but my wife."

"So, have you even agreed on the marriage?" As if being hit hard, Liu Mei felt dizzy and couldn't help taking a step back.

"I hate it, brother-in-law, I didn't promise to marry you." Yang Yan seemed shy, and patted his shoulder heavily.

You absolutely did it on purpose.

Then Hachiman saw tears in Rumi's eyes, and I said, what's the matter with this subtle atmosphere like being caught cheating?

Hachiman complained wildly in his heart, stood up and walked over to hold Rumi's shoulder: "I'm not talking about Kagero, but your mother."

"I will never call this woman's mother, my mother is dead." Rumi shouted, and pushed him away.

Hachiman's mind is also a little confused, how should he explain it: "I'm not talking about this, your mother is dead, your mother is indeed dead..."

"Brother-in-law, why are you swearing?" My sister-in-law didn't think it was a big deal when she watched the excitement.

"You can shut up for me first." Hachiman turned his head and shouted.

"I hate it, I still called her Xiao Tiantian yesterday..." Yang Yan gently pushed aside the quilt, revealing her white thighs under the nightdress.

Good guy, Rumi's blood pressure has gone up.

Hachiman quickly explained: "Don't listen to her nonsense, what I want to say is that your mother is dead, but not completely dead. Last night she came back to look for me after possessing your aunt, so I hugged her to sleep. caught."

Ok?Although the explanation is over, why is it a bit strange.

The air in the hall was getting colder, and Liu Mei's eyes became more and more indifferent: "Father, do you think the daughter you have raised for so long is just raising a fool?"

"Liu Meichan, don't swear." He reminded cautiously.

But after being stared at by Rumei, he dared not speak.

"Which do you think I should choose to believe between the fact that you had an affair with this woman, and that the dead mother came back to have a tryst with this woman possessed by this woman?" Liumei said coldly.

"I choose death." Hachiman said.

"What?!" Rumi raised her voice.

Hachiman thought, well, it really is too nonsense, God of Creation, is this the plane of reality as promised?

Seeing that Hachiman bowed his head in silence, Rumi continued to say in a cold voice: "If one day, you just woke up and found me sleeping on the sofa with a man, and you also said that my mother came back and possessed him, we are just recounting my mother. Girlfriend, what do you think?"

"I killed his mother." Hachiman said excitedly, but quickly lowered his head, as if he had done something wrong.

However, what he said is the truth, but there is no basis for what he said, how can people believe such metaphysical things.

It turns out that teaching children to "believe in science" from an early age will have such disadvantages, Hachiman couldn't help but want to cover his face.

Suddenly, Hachiman thought, there is another witness at the scene from time to time.

She turned her head, looked at the girl admiring herself on the sofa, and said, "Yang Yan, say something!"

The girl who was named paused, and then asked, "Then what do you want me to say?"

She looks like a mistress who doesn't care if the main palace catches her, she's already a mistress.

"You must also know about Xue Nai, so you came to find me, you can explain to Liu Mei, I have no personal relationship with you at all."

Yang Yan tilted his head, thought for a while, and then said with a smile: "Ah, that's true. After all, my brother-in-law and I really have no affair."

Then she turned her head to look at Rumi and said, "Actually, last night it was my older sister, your mother, who possessed me, and then my brother-in-law and older sister were too excited to sleep together in their arms. I have nothing to do with you." Oh, after all, my brother-in-law and I have no personal relationship at all."

Yang Yan deliberately "emphasized" the word "personal love".

Then she smiled at Hachiman again: "Brother-in-law, I'm right."

This woman must be a witch.

"Hikigaya Hachiman, sit down for me! Now hold a family meeting!"

Oops, Rumi is completely blown up.

Drama Three: Brother-in-law will never let Yang Yanjiang marry someone!

It is said to be a family meeting, but it is more like a scene of torture. The point is that Liumei, as a prosecutor, also serves as a judge, both investigating and convicting.

Moreover, Liumei, who was irritated, really has explosive combat power. I don't know if he has inherited his mother's poisonous tongue gene. When he confesses things, he always inserts a sarcastic comment or two.

"Ah, when are you going to get married? Is it time to buy a big house?"

"Do you need me to move out? After all, it will hinder your newly married life."

"Do you want to give birth to a younger brother or younger sister for me next? It's really exciting."

It is said that speech is also a kind of violence, so he must be executed by Ling Chi now, it is so miserable, who raised this child, why is he so annoying.