The son-in-law with three surnames is Bi Qigu

Rumi sat on the sofa with her arms crossed, looking at Hachiman who was hiding in the corner of the wall.

Yang Yan, who had been watching the excitement, was curious: "What happened to brother-in-law?"

"Every time the good-for-nothing dad gets wronged because of work, he can't stand it anymore, and he will hide in a corner and shut himself up, just like now." Liu Meichan, who is usually knowledgeable about books and etiquette, seems to have awakened her personality, and every word is full of words. Blood.

Hachiman turned his head pitifully, "Rumi-chan, you can't say that about Dad."

"Then why are you talking about what you did last night?!" Liu Mei used the tone of the little girl who did not know where she learned it very skillfully.

"I'm hungry, how about having breakfast first?" Hachiman changed the subject.

"Do it yourself," Rumi said.

Well, Hachiman continued to shut himself up again.

"What is this, you guys have fun, hahahaha." Yang Yan laughed.

After tossing like this for a whole morning, when the sun was rising above the head, Rumi finally believed a little bit under Hachiman's firm (actually sloppy) statement.

After all, as a daughter, she knew her father's temperament. It was hard to imagine that he would attack his sister-in-law rashly, otherwise he wouldn't have gotten into trouble with her because of Liuhua's matter.

By the way, there is also the damn Liuhua.

"According to what you said, it's actually not difficult to prove it." Rumei said.

These words finally ignited Hachiman's hope of life, he immediately stood up from the corner of the wall and said, "How is it?"

"According to what you said, mother's soul will appear every night after Miss Yang Yan falls asleep, as long as I ask my mother personally, I will know." Liu Mei said.

"I didn't expect that, Rumi-chan, you are so smart." Hachiman praised sincerely.

Liu Mei twitched her lips: "But the fact that you slept with your sister-in-law all night has not changed."

This kid is so annoying.

"Even if my sister is in front of you, you may not be able to tell whether it's me pretending or the real sister."

After all, not long after Liumei was born, Yukino passed away. All Liumei's memories of her mother are through Hachiman's description, so she is becoming more and more like the person described by Hachiman.

"Okay, then we can only wait until night." Hachiman said helplessly.

However, Yang Yan covered his mouth and said playfully: "Speaking of which, brother-in-law and sister reunited yesterday, did you do anything to my body?"

For a moment, the breathing of the two people in the room stopped.

Yang Yan showed a suddenly realized expression, and said: "No wonder I woke up this morning and felt my shoulders were so sore, oops..."

"That's because you have a stiff neck, okay?" Hachiman complained.

"So, isn't Dad going to answer the question Miss Yangyan asked?" Rumi said while looking at Hachiman.

"Hmm... I kissed Kagero's forehead." Hachiman said.

"Ah, I hate it, people's foreheads are only kissed by family members." Yang Yan put on a shy look, holding his face with his hands.

"There are still cheeks." Hachiman continued.

"How come the closer you get, the lower the position." Yang Yan said.

Rumi's heart twitched.

"And there is... the back of the hand." Hachiman finally said.

Surprisingly, it's okay, Liu Mei thought, although it's considered intimacy, but the content is still healthy, if it's just used to express intimacy, it's still within the level that can be broadcast on TV.

"Tch, is that all? I put such an attractive carcass in front of you, and you just kissed the back of my hand? Brother, you haven't been used for a long time, have you degenerated?"

Fuck, you guys are really sisters, why do you have the same way of thinking? !

If Xue Nai hadn't talked with him about many intimate things in the past, he would have felt that Yang Yan had pretended.

Rumi paused for a while, then said calmly, "I'm going to make lunch."

Eh, does that mean you forgive him?Hachiman thought.

After seeing Rumi leave, Yangyan lightly poked Hachiman's waist, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, you can be bullied by your sister, even your daughter can bully you, you are so useless."

Hachiman was angry, clenched his fist and said, "Am I afraid? I respect them."

Then Yang Yan smiled flamboyantly.

If you don't tell the truth, can we still be friends, bro.

"I said, you don't seem to care about what happened to you. Didn't you come to me because of Yukino's guidance?" Hachiman asked.

Yang Yan picked up the pillow on the sofa, and said with a soft smile: "Generally speaking, I am a bit of a picky person, and I will choose to ignore the things that cannot be solved. My sister is attached to me, and I can't find a Exorcist, kill my sister, and..."

The girl gently leaned against his ear, and whispered: "Also, if my sister's soul resides in me, brother-in-law, you can't watch me marry someone else, can you?"

"You..." Hachiman couldn't help but widen his eyes.

Yang Yan said with a smile: "In the past, just thinking about you made me so uncomfortable. If every night, when I was with another man, my sister would wake up suddenly..."

"Kangyan-chan, I will never let you marry!" Hachiman said loudly.

"What did you say?!" Rumi in the kitchen yelled, holding a knife.

"I, I didn't mean that, damn it, you witch..." Hachiman shouted loudly.

"Hahahaha, brother-in-law, you are really fun." Yang Yan said happily, holding Hachiman's arm, as if hugging a big toy.

"It's quite fun, I'm almost played to death by you." Hachiman couldn't help but said.

Yang Yan glanced at Rumi who continued to go back to cook, and said softly to Hachiman: "Also, there is one thing I forgot to tell my brother-in-law."

"What?" Hachiman asked.

"The main reason why I escaped from marriage was not that the other party was bad, but because I have someone I like..."

Kagero raised his head slightly, looking at the girl's cherry lips, Hachiman's heart speeded up a bit.

"I like my brother-in-law. If I want to say when I started to like it, it was at my sister's funeral. When you sat alone in front of my sister's memorial tablet for more than ten hours without moving, I thought, I can't do it. I am utterly, hopelessly in love with you."

"At that time, I was still a junior high school student. Do you think my brother-in-law has committed a serious crime?"

Play within a play [-]: Love is War

Regarding Kagero's confession, Hachiman was stunned for a while, he really didn't expect such a result.

"But what I like is the older sister who resides in your body." Hachiman said.

"Well, I know, I like it too, I like my sister's brother-in-law." Yang Yan said with a smile.

"But, but, I used your body to have a tryst with Yukino at night, won't you feel uncomfortable in that way?" Hachiman asked impatiently.

"Didn't I say it before, I never get entangled in things that can't be solved, can I make my sister disappear, no, can I use my body to make my brother-in-law happy, yes, this is enough, and Ah, even if brother-in-law can't admit it, when you are tender with your sister, you still use my body after all, don't you really think of me at all, this is enough for me." Yang Yan said with a smile .

Hachiman opened his mouth and didn't know what to say for a while, this love from Kagero was too real and heavy, and it came too suddenly.

Yukino lives in her body, can Hachiman really completely separate the soul from the body?

Seeing Hachiman's painful expression, Yang Yan gently hooked his neck and said: "Brother-in-law, don't think about it, if you make out with your sister at night, you can do whatever you want, I agree, I love you , brother-in-law."

Compared with Hachiman, who is trapped in the entanglement of morality, emotion, soul and body, Kagero is very open-minded, and she is very happy to confess her heart for many years.

For the rest, let the man deal with it. Kagero left Hachiman's side and went to the bathroom to fix her makeup. When she came out, she saw Rumi standing aside.

"What's wrong?" Yang Yan asked with a smile.

"What Dad likes now is a high school student named Baoduo Liuhua, who is my classmate." Liumei reminded.

Yang Yan looked at Liumei with some amusement: "So what?"

"So what..." Rumei didn't expect her to ask such a rhetorical question.

"Love is war... I don't even mind that sister Yukino will always be in the most important position in my brother-in-law's heart. Do you think I would mind those yellow-haired girls? They are just passers-by, just like you Age makes you look down on this kind of thing." Yang Yan said with a somewhat condescending tone.

Rumi couldn't help frowning.

"Also, I'm sure to win. As long as my sister holds the trump card, no one will be able to take my brother-in-law away from me. I mean, anyone..." Yang Yan narrowed his eyes gently The eyes are like the pupils of a snake.

Rumi clenched her fists tightly, and said in a cold voice, "Don't make a mistake, as long as I'm still father's daughter, as long as I don't agree, even if you are mother's sister, even if mother's soul resides in you, You can't even be with Dad because I don't agree."

"Hahaha, who can say for sure about this kind of thing." Yang Yan said lightly, as if he was not afraid of this question at all.

The brief confrontation between the two ended here, Liumei continued to cook, and Yang Yan continued to tease her brother-in-law, which was very interesting.

...........................

The night is sultry, after dinner today, Bi Qigu's family seems to have something on their minds, they took a bath early, as if they are waiting for bed time.

The three of them in pajamas were sitting on the sofa, Hachiman couldn't help but said: "Well, Kageroko, you haven't slept yet, aren't you sleepy now?"

"Brother-in-law means that you don't want to see me even before twelve hours, but you want to have a tryst with your sister?" The girl said with a little malice.

"I, I didn't mean that." Hachiman said quickly, he couldn't bear to hurt a girl who had liked him for so many years, especially since Yukino's soul resided on her body.

"Sure enough, brother-in-law still wants to see me, that's great, so happy." Yang Yan said with a smile, this damn language charm.

It seems that girls are masters at this trick.

"Father just wants to prove to me as soon as possible that your body is really home to mother's soul, well, even though so far, I don't believe it, it's too ridiculous." Liu Mei leaned on the side with an unhappy face, Holding the stick on his cheek, he said boredly.

"However, things like sleeping can't be completely controlled by oneself. There is a saying that the more you want to talk, the harder it is to sleep." Yang Yan said with a curled lip.

Hachiman nodded. In fact, what the girl said makes sense, especially for a social animal like him, who is extremely profound about insomnia. If he can sleep if he wants to, then the 996 of sudden death will be reduced by at least half.

"Take a few sleeping pills and you'll be fine." Looking at Yang Yan in the United States, he seemed to be a rabbit on a test bench.

"Idiot, if I take sleeping pills, I won't be able to wake up immediately. What's the point if I can't even bring my sister out, idiot, idiot." Yang Yan cursed a few times.

It seems that it also makes sense, this kind of medicine is forced to fall asleep, I am afraid that even the body functions will fall into a deep sleep, and I don't know what effect it will have on Xue Nao, so it is better not to try it.

"Then how can I make you fall asleep?" Hachiman asked.

"Liu Meichan takes off her pajamas and dances for me, and I will probably fall asleep." Yang Yan said with obvious malice.

"You like to sleep or not." Liumei didn't bother to tease her.

As far as she is concerned, she does not believe this woman's nonsense at all. Even if it is true, is it really a good thing for her that her mother is back?

Compared with a mother who has never met, a father who is still by her side is more important. If the appearance of mother makes father leave, then her choice...

"Can't there be other conditions?" Hachiman took over the topic, if Rumi and Kagero continued to bicker, then Kagero would not be able to sleep even more.

"Well, if that brother-in-law whispers a hundred words of "I love you" in my ear, I will probably be able to fall asleep." Yang Yan said with a smile.

Damn, where is the old lady's knife, Rumi's hands are starting to itch.

Hachiman looked at his daughter, and then at his sister-in-law. After weighing it, his life is more important: "This, it's not very good, you can't talk about such things casually."

Rumi consciously walked to Hachiman and sat down, leaned on his shoulder and did not speak, if Yang Yan continued to talk nonsense, I am afraid that blood would really splash on the spot.

"Cut, it's boring, let's do it this way, I want to lie on my brother-in-law's lap and let him sing me a lullaby." Yang Yan said.

Hachiman first asked the leader for instructions, but Rumi didn't say anything, so he nodded, and Kagero smiled and put his head on his lap.

But before he sang the lullaby, Yang Yan suddenly looked up at Rumi and said, "I hope you don't regret it."

Rumi couldn't understand why, she shook her head lightly, and Kagero fell into a deep sleep in Hachiman's not very pleasant lullaby.

Then, I opened my eyes.

Drama within a play III: Bi ↗ Enterprise ↘ Valley ↗ Liu ↘ Beauty

When Kagero opened his eyes again, Hachiman's heart twitched violently, and the girl smiled and said, "Sorry~ It's still me, brother-in-law."

Then the girl put her arms around Hachiman and said, "Don't let me see your disappointed expression, or I will be sad."

The blood pressure of Liumei who was playing with his mobile phone began to rise: "I'm by the side, thank you."

But the girl with her arms around Hachiman seemed to be enjoying such moments, provoking Hachiman from time to time.

"Don't think too much, I am only grateful to you, how could I be angry with you." Hachiman shook his head and said.

"Is it only gratitude?" Her hair gently stroked the tip of Hachiman's nose, which made him feel a little itchy.

Please, don't tease me in front of your daughter, okay?And these words gave him a sense of déjà vu, probably time-traveling to a certain martial arts drama.

"Then I'll go to sleep." The girl said with a soft smile.

However, Yang Yan found that he was really insomnia, unable to fall asleep, until after four o'clock in the morning, Hachiman almost gave up, and was dozing off, and then he heard a soft voice.

"Hachiman-kun, good evening."

"Well, although it's almost dawn." Hachiman couldn't help but said, and the two laughed. It was a temperament and voice completely different from Yang Yan's, which he could recognize instantly.

"Is that child Yang Yan making a fuss? Do you need someone to coax him?" Xue Nai's tone was full of pampering.