The son-in-law with three surnames is Bi Qigu

Qiu Ye smiled mysteriously: "It's a fixed *partner, it's really not love."

Yumiko remembered the brace she scored twice last night, and said, "Go ahead."

"Well, it's actually very simple. Isn't falling in love very troublesome? Usually we are already so busy at work, we want to lie down when we get home, and we have to take into account each other's feelings and have awkward chats, so we occasionally go out for dinner on weekends. dinner, and then go to a hotel, usually do not contact each other, we have been in this relationship for several years, do not want to be a couple at all."

Qianye said it generously, and there was nothing shameful about it.

"Then... would you give gifts to the other party?" Yumiko asked in a low voice.

Qiu Ye said mischievously: "You haven't denied that you have *friends."

"Ah, it's so noisy, that's not the case." Yumiko thought to herself, although they are similar, they are actually different. After all, she and Yawata still live together, and they take care of each other more in life, although it is only temporarily of.

Qiu Ye laughed and said, "Although it's not in love, we've done what all couples do. Naturally, giving gifts is one of them. After all, we've known each other for so long, so you want to give gifts to each other?"

Yumiko said vaguely, "Well, well..."

Although she had already paid for his labor in name, she couldn't lie to herself one thing. It was because of Hachiman that she seemed less lonely.

"So does the other party have any hobbies?" Qiuye asked

Do women count?For some reason, Yumiko wanted to blurt it out, but she felt sour. Thinking about it carefully, she was not sure if cooking was his hobby. Apart from walking around and looking around, I didn’t see that Hachiman had any special hobbies. If you think about it that way , that guy is indeed quite special.

However, Yumiko quickly thought of one: "Smok, he likes to smoke."

As if thinking of something, Akiba took out a small box from the bag and said, "Ah, that's just right, take this, everyone who smokes should like it."

Youzi took it over and opened the small black box. Inside was a bronze-coloured exquisite lighter, quite textured, with the words "zippo" engraved on the logo.

"The zippo windproof lighter was originally meant to be given to my younger brother, but since Yumiko needs it urgently, let's take it."

Yumiko thought about it, and thought it was good, and said, "Thanks, I will transfer the money to you later."

Akiba didn't refuse, that's why Yumiko thought she was nice.

But before breaking up, Qiu Ye said softly: "But, Yumiko, you should know that there is a difference in giving gifts."

Yumiko asked doubtfully, "What's the difference?"

Akiba pointed to the lighter and said, "A gift that the other party will like."

Then he put his hands behind his back and added: "There are also gifts for the other party's good."

Yumiko looked at the lighter box in her hand, thoughtful.

...............................

Although it took a long way to go home, Yumiko came back earlier than usual, and when she changed her shoes at the entrance, she could still smell the familiar scent from the kitchen. I thought that if I gave him a gift and he laughed at himself, I would definitely beat him up.

When Yumiko walked into the living room, Hachiman from the kitchen stretched out his head, with a piece of dried fish in his mouth, and said in surprise, "It's really early today."

However, Yumiko frowned slightly, as if she had sensed something: "Why does it smell like other women?"

Although there was only a vague smell, she was still quite sensitive, and then, belatedly, she heard the sound of a shower coming from the bathroom.

Immediately, Yumiko thought of a certain possibility, a surge of anger rose in her heart, and her eyes widened suddenly: "I said, you wouldn't take advantage of my absence..."

Find another woman to go home?That's why he was surprised that he came back earlier than himself.

Good guy, Yomiko feels aggrieved at the moment that she has taken care of the little boy, but the boy used his money to find the little girl, and dare to use her bathroom? !

Hachiman shouted, "Hey, wait..."

But Yumiko was already walking towards the bathroom. She wanted to tear Bichi's face apart, and opened the door heavily. The smoke lingered inside, revealing a hazy female body.

Seeing someone open the door, the woman inside shouted softly, "Ah, Hachiman-kun, H~"

The voice was so familiar that Yumiko couldn't help but twitched: "Jicai, why are you here?"

At this time, the woman Ebina Himina, who was taking a bath in the bathroom, also saw the person coming, and said with some disappointment: "What, it turned out to be Yumeko, I thought Hachiman-kun would not be able to resist the temptation after all and turned into a werewolf to treat her like this and that." Well, Ah Heiyan, I have prepared three or four. "

"......" Yumiko remained silent, at this moment, Hachiman, who was holding a spatula behind her, slightly narrowed her eyes.

"Oh, so in your eyes, I am the one who will bring strange women back to your home?"

About 10 minutes later, there was an extra guest at the dinner table. Before Yumiko could ask, she said to herself.

"I went to the doujin exhibition today, but when I came back, I was sweating so badly. I thought that Yumeko's house was nearby, so I came up, and it happened that Hachiman-kun opened the door for me."

Youzi took a sip of the soup silently, and a salty taste burst into her mouth, she almost couldn't help but spit it out, coughing and said: "Why is this soup so salty, there must be too much salt."

Ji Cai took a sip, her tongue should be fine, is it salty?

Hachiman ate the fried egg lightly, and said: "After all, I am a man who will bring strange women home. It is normal for the soup to be salty."

Yumiko immediately had nothing to say, men who hold grudges are really annoying, if it was Hayato, this level of misunderstanding would definitely be laughed off.

Yumiko took a sip of water from the cup, then prepared to eat, and couldn't bear it anymore: "Why is there so many fried pork chops on Ji Cai's plate than mine? By the way, why is there only two pieces of fried pork chops on my plate?" , it's too much."

Hachiman took a sip of the soup and said lightly: "After all, I am a man who can bring strange women home. Isn't it natural to give more dishes to guests?"

Yumiko finally couldn't bear this guy's ambiguity, and said, "I see, I'm sorry I misunderstood you, I sincerely apologize, you are not a man who can bring women home, okay?"

He was so wronged, luckily someone even bought him a gift, the money was spent on the dog.

Hmph, it's all like being bitten by a dog...two bites.

Then she saw Hachiman silently replacing her uneaten plate of fried pork chop with her own plate of only two pieces, Yumiko looked at him in surprise.

Hachiman's face was still pale, but his face was no longer smelly, and he said, "Because Ebina came up suddenly and didn't prepare so many materials, it doesn't matter if I eat less, after all, you have to work."

Immediately, Youzi's heart felt warm, and she felt that she was a bit of a villain just now. She couldn't help but put half of the plate of fried pork chops, so that the two plates looked similar, and said with a pout: "That can't be done. , you are a boy and you have a big appetite."

Hachiman's complexion became better again, and he hummed lightly.

Ji Cai, who had been eating silently and observing them, bit the meat and said, "I said, are you elementary school students?"

I'm with you, I'm not with you, I'm with you again, I share half of my food with you...

These two guys are so funny.

Chapter 12 Just spoil her

After the meal, Ebina Hime, as a matter of course, sat there biting potato chips and watching TV, and then said.

"Yumiko, I won't go back tonight, it's too late, help me prepare the bedding."

Yumiko twitched her lips: "You guy who eats and drinks, don't you have the awareness of being a guest? After eating, you just wave your hands and leave. Who are you showing off like an old man?"

"Hey, but Yumiko herself put down the bowl and chopsticks and left after eating." Ji Cai retorted coquettishly.

"I'm... the assignment of responsibilities is different. I work to make money, and Mr. Qigu is responsible for housework." Yumiko said, after all, it would be a bit hurtful to say something about a part-time job.

"You two are like a husband and wife." Ji Cai said with a smile.

Although this guy always looks cowardly, he is actually very mean-spirited.

Yumiko raised her hands and said coldly: "You go back to me, and I will pay for the taxi fare. The room you used to live in is now given to Mr. Hikigu, and there is no place for you to sleep."

"Wow, sure enough, Yumiko can't escape the nature of valuing sex over friends, and you don't even think about who was by your side when you were lost all these years." Ji Cai said dissatisfied.

Yumiko glanced at her and snorted, "Okay then, what you said makes sense, then sleep on the sofa."

"Yumiko, you devil, go and sleep in the same bed as Hikigu-kun." Ji Cai shouted.

"You... what are you talking about!?" Yumiko yelled, this child who can't speak more than his head.

Hachiman came back after washing the dishes, as if he didn't care about Ji Cai's joke just now, and asked, "By the way, Ebina has been staying in the guest room before?"

"Yes, meow." Ji Cai raised her hand cutely.

"Those sticks in the drawer in the guest room are all yours. I thought they were used by Miura when he was lonely." Hachiman said with a normal expression.

"Ah, I've been discovered..." Ji Cai shrank her neck, and then roared like thunder.

"Jicai, you bastard, what the hell are you doing in someone else's house!?" Yumiko was completely annoyed.

About 10 minutes later, Hachiman and Yumiko stood on the balcony, watching Hime tearfully clean out her "private collection", and the contents made Hachiman's eyes wide open.

Not only is there a rod, but there are also pearls and eggs that Hachiman didn't find. The more Yumiko looks at it, the more annoyed she is. It's too embarrassing for this incomprehensible guy to still be in front of Hachiman.

Yumiko leaned on the railing of the relief, and couldn't help but said, "It's a blessing that you can sleep peacefully in such a room."

Hachiman lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "It's nothing, I thought the things belonged to you, so why don't you sleep as usual."

Yumiko couldn't help scratching his hair: "What are you thinking about in your mind?"

"I miss the way you use "press"." He said lightly.

"Pervert." But it was just a curse, and she found that she was able to make such a slightly colored joke.

Then I heard Hachiman say: "However, it's a good thing you didn't drive Ebina out like this."

Youzi covered her face: "Don't talk about it, it's all a bad relationship formed by young and ignorant people, and now I can't shake it off even if I want to."

Hachiman stared at her face, Yumiko felt itchy: "What, is there something on my face?"

"Today, when I was watching TV, I wrote down a current popular term." Hachiman said.

"what...."

"Just spoil her." Hachiman couldn't help laughing.

"If you want to care about it, treat it as if you have a cat, and occasionally you will have skin." Yumiko arbitrarily removed Ji Cai from primates.

"Hey, Ebina-san, Miura said he just raised you as a cat." Hachiman immediately reported.

"Meow, meow, please come and help me, my old waist." This man is really hopeless.

Yumiko looked at this guy proudly, trying to sow discord just because of you.

"Hey, you're so angry," Hachiman said with a cigarette in his mouth.

The two stood on the balcony feeling the cool night breeze, Yumiko said, "Let me tell you a present."

"Heroine, please spare me~" Hachiman shouted with a trembling voice.

"Why are you crazy?" Yumiko was startled.

"Aren't you going to push me downstairs and send me on my way?" Hachiman said a little cowardly.

Yumiko gave him a blank look, like a bear, she couldn't speak well.

She took out the zippo lighter that Akiba gave her from her pocket, and Hachiman's eyes changed color.

"This thing is not cheap." Although it is only a common model, he still knows the price.

"It's okay." Seeing the change in his expression, Yumiko knew that she had bought the right gift.

But just when Hachiman was about to reach out to take the lighter, Yumiko took it away suddenly, and then put two boxes of things in his hand with the other hand.

"Is this...quit smoking candy?" Hachiman asked.

"Yes, I took a long way to buy it at the pharmacy. This is my gift. You should smoke less. You should use half of the money I gave you to buy cigarettes." Yumiko said calmly .

Hachiman looked at the lighter in her hand and said, "Then what is this lighter?"

"Well, after all, it is not easy for you to quit smoking. As long as you reduce smoking by two cigarettes a day, I will give you a lighter for a month. This is not a gift, but a reward." She said softly.

Quit candy is a gift, and a lighter is a reward.

What Akiba said echoed in Yumiko's ears, the gift that the other party liked, and the gift for the other party's good.

If you just want to make the other party happy, you just need to give the other party something they like, but giving it for the other party's good gift may not make the other party happy.

But even so, Yumiko went around a few kilometers and went to several pharmacies to compare several types of smoking cessation lozenges before buying.

But you don't need to tell the other party about this kind of thought, Yumiko pursed her lips: "It's fine if you don't like it, don't throw it away in front of me, or I will beat you up."

She really put a lot of thought into the gift this time, and it was also to thank Yawata for his care during this time. If he threw it away directly, she would really be sad.

But Yumiko thought, the subconscious of what Akiba said is that if it’s just a friend, just give him a gift he likes. After all, the two are only together for a moment of pleasure, but for the other party’s good gift... ...

She hurriedly left from the balcony, yelling: "Ji Cai, next time you dare to hide these weird things in my house, you will die."

Hachiman silently looked at the two boxes of things in his hands. Compared with the brand-name lighter just now, it had an inexplicable taste, and he was not really thinking about whether to throw it away.

"What to do, I don't want to eat it."

Chapter 13 The coward of the same style

Youzi has always been hard-spoken and soft-hearted, so naturally it is impossible to really let Jicai sleep on the sofa. Anyway, her bed is quite big, so she slept with Jicai after a long time.

But Yumiko soon regretted it, this guy is really noisy.

"Hey, Yumiko, if I go to sleep in the guest room, wouldn't it be better for you to sleep with Hikigu-kun? You can call me an emotional enhancer."

It's not that Yumiko has nothing to do. She is contemplating materials for a new variety show on the bed, but Jicai's words always distract her, and she finally gives up. She grabs Jicai's cheeks and kneads vigorously, and says fiercely: "You put this permutation and combination, don't worry about my affairs."