The son-in-law with three surnames is Bi Qigu

Ji Cai grinned and didn't care, but said, "I see that you and Mr. Biqigu get along pretty well. You haven't paid such attention to buying gifts before, and you even set up rewards specially." What, I don’t know, I thought you were a mother educating her son.”

Yumiko glared at her: "Don't talk if you can't speak."

It's amazing to be able to piss people off just by talking.

Ji Cai gently pushed his glasses and said, "So, have you forgotten Mr. Ye Shan now?"

For Yumiko, it was soul torture. After a moment of silence, she said, "I miss him less than before."

If she could forget easily, she wouldn't be Yumiko, but now she is confident that as long as she is given a little more time, she can treat Hayato with a normal heart.

"So, how about Mr. Qigu?" Ji Cai asked again.

This time, Yumiko thought for a longer time, and then said: "The most correct thing I did during this time is probably to bring him home."

"I'm really envious, I also want to live surrounded by handsome guys." Ji Cai said sincerely.

"It's a pity that the most I get is the script of the female supporting role." It's still the script of the female supporting role kicked away by the handsome guy.

Moreover, even Yawata, Yumiko always thinks that he is like a butterfly, and it is not surprising when he disappears. Thinking of this, Yumiko's heart is empty, and the lighter, I hope there will be a day when I can send it out.

.....................................

At night, Hachiman opened his eyes, because of the urgency to urinate, of course it was just drinking too much soup at night, and it had absolutely nothing to do with the prostate.

Then when he opened the door to go to the bathroom, a figure kept moving up and down at the corner of the dining table in the living room.

The other party seemed to pause after discovering Hachiman.

But Hachiman was so anxious that he ignored it, but hummed: "Susu, susu...."

He went to the bathroom to turn on the water, and after a refreshing jolt, he washed his hands and came out, only to find that the figure was still shaking at the corner of the table.

"That, Miss Ebina?" Hachiman shouted, really not wanting to get close.

"Ah, Mr. Biqigu, wait for me for two or three minutes." That voice was wet and sticky like seaweed said.

Hachiman really just stood with his hands folded and watched silently from a distance, in fact, it was mainly because of curiosity.

After a while, Hime came out of the darkness slowly, her cheeks were still a little flushed... Oh, so she was wearing a skirt, Hachiman thought belatedly.

"Do you want milk?" Hachiman asked.

"?" Ji Cai put a question mark.

"Add water." Hachiman said again.

"Then I'll heat it up." Ji Cai raised her hands.

About 10 minutes later, Ji Cai came out of the bathroom and sat on the sofa, where there was already a cup of warm milk.

Hachiman looked at the girl who was drinking milk with a scrutiny.

Whether it's words, life choices, or actions like just now, the girl Ebina Himina gave Hachiman a unique impression.

"I said, you actually like Yumiko, right?" Hachiman sat on the chair and said softly.

Ji Cai raised her eyebrows, a little surprised, but not completely surprised: "Ah, did you find out after all?"

The liking that Hachiman is talking about here is not the liking between friends or girlfriends, but the love between the opposite sex... well, the feelings between the same sex.

"Otherwise, who would do such a thing at a girlfriend's house? It's not crazy." Hachiman shrugged and said.

"Hahaha, but I think it's crazy enough to do this kind of thing in the house of the person I like." Ji Cai said with a smile.

"So you have self-consciousness." He couldn't help complaining.

"Of course, it's not really crazy."

Well, there's a bit of a stream-of-consciousness dialogue between these two pretty mean guys.

"However, I don't think you look like a lesbian, whether it's watching Miura and Hayama, or Miura picking me up, you don't look jealous." He said strangely.

Jicai put down the cup, drinking a cup of warm milk after strenuous exercise is really comfortable. She thought about it and said, "After graduating from university, I committed suicide once and cut my wrist. After waking up, she cried and slapped me, saying that she would be very sad if I died, so I survived, for Yumeko."

"As for whether the person next to her is Hayama or you, it doesn't matter, as long as Yumiko is happy. As for why you say I'm not jealous......"

Ji Cai looked at Hachiman, her eyes behind the glasses were a little empty, and she said, "Hikigu-kun, don't you think it's scary to open your heart to other people? Because I have so much inferiority, cowardice and Despicable thoughts that I can’t talk about, so dirty that I feel like vomiting, can I really tell all this to the person I like? It can’t be done, at least I can’t.”

Ebina Himina is a person who tightly seals her heart away. For her, she is born unable to present her true side to others.

As long as you imagine that your most disgusting side is known by the other party, you will find it unbearable, and then choose to escape.

Ji Cai said: "I'm a coward, classmate Biqigu, so now as a best friend, standing beside her is the best position for me."

Then, Ji Cai looked at Hachiman and smiled again: "Besides, Hikigu-kun is a coward of the same style as me. Sure enough, the smell of the same kind is similar. If you don't want people to see your real self, what should you do? Just run away from your family, family, marriage, and friends, so that no one will be able to see into your heart, and even if you have contact with others, it’s just a taste, just like you are now, Mr. Bi Qigu.”

Hachiman said: "According to what you said, should I prepare to escape?"

Ji Cai smiled and said, "You know, for people like us, Yumiko is the dazzling sun. Her heart is too pure. As long as you stay by her side, you will be attracted to her sooner or later."

Hachiman thought of Yumiko's impeccable kindness when she handed over the two boxes of quitting candy.

As if she had peeped into his heart, Hachiman announced that Ebina Himina was the person he hated the most this week.

Chapter 14 Mosaic Sunscreen

Ever since Ebina Hime confessed to her that day, Hachiman has been warning her intentionally or unintentionally.

This feeling is like seeing a female version of myself, then only disgust will be left.

Hachiman has always felt that he was sick. After graduation, he actually had a pretty good job, and in a sense he was valued by his boss. Although the boss was a bit weird, he was very smart. Under the guidance, I quickly mastered the rules of survival in this society, and used this set of rules to benefit myself.

In the words of that boss: You are the person I have ever seen who knows how to hide your heart best. Your sincerity seems to melt into the ocean and no one can find it, so no one can threaten you, so You won't get hurt.

But her words are undoubtedly a curse for Hachiman, he deliberately pursues other women and contacts, but it feels wrong, he is not even because of loneliness, but just because this social family thinks he needs a girlfriend, he finds one girlfriend.

Even before she could discover her weirdness, Hachiman broke up with her with excuses.

After discovering that he was so hopeless, his mental state was very poor during that time, and even developed to the point of depression. Hachiman soon voluntarily resigned, and his father was so angry that he kicked him out.

But unexpectedly, the life of a homeless man who only has short-term relationships with others is very suitable for him. People with good brains can do better than others in whatever they do. He is like a fish in water, and he has traveled to many places and witnessed many things that are only recorded in books. He has personally delivered a calf, witnessed the flowers withering completely overnight, climbed the most dangerous Mount Fuji, and almost had a fight with Mao on the mountain. Sister took a shot....

He originally thought that this was his future life, and there was nothing wrong with being lonely. He was about to call himself the lonely king.

In the end, you were slapped by Ebina Hime and came back to face the disgusting self again. You are just a coward who dare not open your heart.

Well, thinking of this, Hachiman wanted to throw the girl off the balcony again.

This guy still stays at Yumiko's apartment, eats and lives with them, and draws books in the living room in her spare time. Yumiko is busy with internal competition and has no time to pay attention to her.

On the weekend, the weather was quite hot, and the worst thing was that there was a power outage, as if the sound of cicadas in my ears was the best catalyst for sweat, so Yumiko could still trap herself in the room to write a plan, maybe this is a strong woman .

"I said Mr. Biqigu, let's go to the beach to play in the water. I can show you the water in the dead reservoir." Ji Cai, who was almost melting from the heat, said, after all, it is midsummer, and we all know that dead houses are not heat-resistant.

"I don't have any money." Hachiman is also unbearably hot, but his body is actually good because he has been walking all year round. In the past summer, he usually went to the mountain village near Minamiboso City to escape the heat. The clear stream and the super invincible big Watermelon is really a must for relieving summer heat.

"I have money, but I keep my wallet at home." Ji Cai shouted weakly.

"You really are just eating and drinking." Hachiman couldn't help but sneer.

"Hehehe, only Biqigu-kun is not qualified to say anything about me, and it doesn't matter if we don't have money, Yumiko does, she's a little rich woman." Ji Cai said with a smile.

Finding Yumiko is the only creed after her life is laid to rest.

"I want to go with you, and I don't want to play in the water." In fact, the main reason is that I don't want to follow her wishes.

"Ah, don't you want to see Yumiko in a swimsuit? With blond hair, red bikini, and snow-white skin, that's a completely different style than usual." Ji Cai said quietly.

"...I said, Miura seems to have been working for a long time without taking a break. If this continues, her body will not be able to bear it." Hachiman suddenly changed the subject.

Ji Cai spat at him: "Hypocrisy."

About 10 minutes later, in the taxi heading to Makuhari Citizens Beach, Yumiko raised her hands and said with some displeasure, "I said, do you two really think of me as an ATM?"

Originally, he had a headache because the plan was not going well, and the power outage made him even more irritable, so these two guys dragged him out.

"But, that's what you said, but Yumiko chose the swimsuit carefully and came out." Ji Cai gently poked at her duplicity.

"I paid for it. I paid for it. Wouldn't it be even worse if I didn't enjoy myself?" Yumiko pinched Ji Cai's shoulder.

Hachiman next to her said in a deep voice, "Actually, I'm looking forward to Yumiko's swimsuit."

"Cowherd crawling for you, you want me to buy you swimming trunks." Yumiko held out her middle finger in contempt.

"Damn it, as a man yearning for sea breeze and freedom, I can */+**-+"

Yumiko covered her mouth before she finished speaking, the driver looked at them strangely, they were shameless, but she still had a face.

Ah, really, why are her roommates so out of their minds.

When I came to the beach, even the sea breeze carried a fishy and salty smell. The seabirds floated freely above the cloudless blue sky, and by the way, they pulled a poop for the terrifying erectus apes who occupied the beach below.

After Hachiman put on his swimming trunks, he finally found an open space to insert the parasol, when he heard Yumiko's voice.

"I said Hikigu, put some sunscreen on me."

Hachiman turned his head: "You ask Ebina to wipe it for you......"

A burst of dazzling red wrapped around her beautiful figure. Because she had been working out all the time, she didn't look fat in a swimsuit, and her plump and fit body was covered under a light veil. Even so, there were still many following eyes.

"Hey, the woman in the red swimsuit looks familiar, seems to be the hostess?"

"Ah, my parents watch the news she broadcasts every night. It seems that her name is Miura?"

"Her figure is amazing, and she is even more beautiful now than with makeup..."

As the hostess of a local TV station in Chiba, she is quite well-known locally and knows quite a few people.

This time she went out in a hurry and forgot to bring her sunglasses.

Yumiko took the initiative to hook his hand, and said, "Stop talking nonsense, just now there have been a few men following behind their butts trying to strike up a conversation, and they even said to invite me to drink coffee, crazy, they have come to the beach, at least they said to invite me Have a smoothie."

Generally speaking, as long as you express yourself by the beach, most of the people who strike up a conversation will quit.

Hachiman and those men looked at each other for a few times, which seemed to be a confrontation, but the other party quickly gave up. After all, there are only a few mentally retarded people who want to step on people and rob women without thinking.

"Aren't you afraid of being photographed saying you have a boyfriend?" Hachiman asked.

Youzi sat lazily on the beach chair, and said: "Compared with idols, the biggest advantage of being a hostess is that although she is famous, that little fame doesn't affect her life. You have to be pointed out when you are in a relationship." ordered."

Then he pointed to his back.

"I said, it doesn't matter if you put on sunscreen, but I have to specify the brand." Hachiman said.

"What do you mean, I brought a bottle of Kanebo, but Umi House seems to have sunscreen to buy." Yumiko felt baffled, what does the brand of sunscreen have to do with you.

"No, I want the mosaic card." Hachiman said.

"I've never heard of it." Now there are many question marks on the big friend's head.

"Look, with mosaic brand sunscreen, just wipe it on your body, and your body will become a mosaic. It's very convenient." Hachiman said with a smile.

"Your channel is finally matched with Ji Cai?" Yumiko complained.

"Hey, you can't understand this kind of high-dimensional dialogue, superficial woman." He said with a look of amazement, and then the other party hit his face with sunscreen.

Chapter 15 Fish Eye Beads

Despite wearing sunscreen, Yumiko didn't seem to want to take a trip to the sea.

There are a lot of people who have noticed Yumiko. The fact that she is famous just now is a bit modest. She is able to serve as the hostess of the news department at such a young age. She brushes her face every night in Chiba, which can be said to be better than Many little idols need exposure.

What's more, this guy is not stupid at all despite his dignified appearance, and he is very good at adding some harmless little private goods to increase his popularity.

After all, as a host, if it’s just a manuscript reading robot, who can’t put it there?

Outputting opinions is the basic and core competitiveness of every media person.

"Well, Miss Miura, my mother is your fan, can you take a photo with me?"

In fact, Yumiko is not as indifferent as her first impression at all. The arrogance she still had in school has been wiped out by social and emotional experiences over the years. She is quite generous in accepting strangers with good intentions.

Many young girls or elderly couples will not appear impatient when they come to take photos with her.

If a man comes over and asks for a group photo, no matter the reason, Yumiko will push Hachiman out. At this time, he is very useful as a tool man.

As for women who are similar in age, who the hell has nothing to do to take pictures with women who can completely compare themselves, self-torture?

As the cool sea breeze blew, Hachiman asked, "Hey, don't you want to swim around the sea twice?"

"I'm not called hello, I'm called Yumiko...Forget it, the things in my head will be messed up again after swimming around." Yumiko said.

Well, it turns out that she is still thinking about the planning of variety shows. This woman is really scary when she puts it together. She is comparable to a full-time writer. He also heard people say that a full-time writer An extremely miraculous creature, but a miraculous existence that can run back to code when a sudden inspiration occurs when I am making out with my girlfriend in a hotel.

"I said, if you continue like this, your head will explode sooner or later, don't you know how to combine work and rest?" Hachiman persuaded.

Youzi gave him a blank look: "You just go swimming by yourself, and you don't have to be by my side."