Who Said This Pokémon Game Was Poisonous?

Because it is a working day, there is no one chatting in the group for the time being.

Seeing that no one responded to the message for a long time, Zhou Ran didn't take it seriously and quit the chat group.

He had just locked his phone and was going to look at the scenery along the road.

"Ding dong——"

A message from the university dormitory group popped up, and the dynamic screensaver set by Zhou Ran also flashed:

It’s a cute animated picture of Zhou Ran asking Chilulian to raise her hands and learn to meow.

[Kirulian raised her hands, confused and meowed cutely: (＞ω＜*)Meow~】

Zhou Ran was not in a hurry to check the message. After admiring it, he felt relaxed and happy:

"Why do you fight and kill every day? This is what a trainer should do!"

After Kirulian evolves into Gardevoir, she will have a cute screensaver of Gardevoir.

Gardevoir is the evolved form of Kirulian, a humanoid elf who looks like a gentle and lovely lady next door.

Think about it, Gardevoir, who was wearing cat ears and blushing slightly, raised his hands and meowed shyly:

[The shy and cute Gardevoir: (〃ˇˇ〃)meow~]

"awsl!"

"Oh hoo!"

Zhou Ran thinks about the future.

but.

Gardevoir also has male ones...

He had previously seen a video shot by a trainer, and the number of likes was higher than the number of views.

A group of people drink together, and the male Gardevoir drinks better than humans.

Drinking a lot of liquor while doing fist pumps, he looks very manly.

Withdrawing his thoughts, Zhou Ran clicked on the message.

Dana Wang: (Video: Cammy turtle riding the waves and rushing down the waterfall)

Dana Wang: Brothers! Brother’s Cammy turtle has learned surfing moves! Awesome or not!

Dana Wang: I just said, you can’t be a madman or a master!

Dana Wang: Phew! All the hard work paid off. In order to let the Camille turtle learn surfing skills, I kicked the Camine turtle off the top of the waterfall...

Dana Wang: My feet were swollen after being kicked so many times that I learned how to swim.

Cao Yisheng, who was fishing in the laboratory, responded immediately.

Cao Yisheng: Damn, that’s awesome!

Li Yitong: It’s the Cammy Turtle that’s my fault. If it were a Water Arrow Turtle, Brother Wang, your legs wouldn’t be able to kick even if you were too young to kick them!

Zhou Ran fell into deep thought and replied.

Zhou Ran: Lao Wang, have you ever heard of the martial art of Iron Sand Palm? Since people use iron sand, they can practice iron sand palm.

Zhou Ran: So, Cammy Turtle, can you use snow or ice cubes to practice the Ice Divine Palm... Oh, a slip of the tongue, it's the Freezing Fist move.

Li Yitong:? ? ?

Cao Yisheng:? ? ?

Dana Wang: Lao Zhou, it has to be you! I will fly directly to the North and South Pole right now!

Tsk tsk tsk, Lao Wang is really working hard!

At this time, a voice message also popped up in the chat group.

After finishing his special training with Pikachu, Xiaozhi said excitedly: "Teacher Zhou, did you also tame a Kirby?"

"That's not true. I just tamed a small fire dragon. My father was a Kirby beast, so I can eat it exceptionally well."

Xiaozhi looked at Pikachu with lingering fear and empathy.

"Indeed! Before my Kirbymon ate all the harvest of an island! It's really hard to satisfy Kirbymon's stomach."

"My father is Kirby's Charmander." Qinglu suddenly became interested.

From Teacher Zhou's perspective, the Charmander he was attracted to must be extraordinary.

In the future, you can look forward to comparing with your own fire-breathing dragon to see which one is stronger and which one is weaker.

"Hey, Charmander! Xiaozhi's previous Charmander was very cute, but unfortunately, after evolving, it became disabled..." With long-lasting memories in her mind, Xiaoxia smiled slightly, then became angry.

"Xiao Zhi! You haven't compensated me for the time Charizard burned my hair!"

"Ahem, the signal here is not very good. Teacher Zhou, my Kirby eats the special elf food that Xiaogang made according to the formula given by Dr. Damu. You should ask Xiaogang." Xiaozhi quickly logged off. .

When she's angry, Xiaoxia is just like Gyarados, terrifying.

"Escaped! Damn Xiaozhi!" Xiaoxia gritted her teeth.

In the beginning, Pikachu electrocuted his bicycle into coke.

Later, his hair was singed by a fire-breathing dragon...

besides……

In the end, everything turned into a sigh and a smile.

"It feels like it happened yesterday, but it's so far away."

After gathering her mood, Xiaoxia asked again curiously.

"Teacher Zhou, how are you going to raise the little fire dragon?"

"Let him watch more movies first." Zhou Ranshichen replied: "Let him watch more horror movies first."

In a room covered with Master Kona's posters, Xiaoxia rubbed the duck's head while reading group messages.

The Kodak Duck is also an elf born with strong mental strength, so he also suffers from headaches and brain swelling, and needs the help of his trainer to massage him from time to time.

"Watching horror movies? What kind of cultivation method is this?" Xiaoxia looked confused.

"Charmander watches horror movies... watches horror movies..."

After chanting for a few times, Xiaoxia's eyes suddenly lit up!

I see!

Charmander is an elf who can learn scary face moves. He stares at the enemy with a scary expression, making the enemy cower and greatly reduce the opponent's speed!

Teacher Zhou must have wanted Charmander to learn the ferocious expressions of the evil spirits, so that Charmander could learn the scary face moves!

Not only that.

Watching horror movies can also improve Charmander's courage and psychological endurance, so that he can resist similar moves.

You can also watch horror movies to use extreme fear to cause the adrenal glands to secrete a large amount of adrenaline... thus actively activating the fire characteristic.

Wait, does Charmander have adrenal glands? Forget it, it's not important.

The important thing is that this cultivation method actually works.

It was reported some time ago that when a trainer went out, the fire-breathing dragon at home encountered a powerful enemy. In the case of extreme fear, the fire characteristic burst out at full health and repel... the cockroaches.

Thinking of this, Xiaoxia thanked Zhou Ran:

"Teacher Zhou! I understand! I'm going to ask my duck to watch a horror movie!"

Zhou Ran:? ? ?

After exiting the group chat, Xiaoxia immediately went online and searched for several videos:

[Master Bei returns to the world and becomes a gourmet influencer, teaching you how to make roast duck from scratch in the wild.mp4! 】

[Green onions and roast duck go best together.mp4]

[The third episode of the duck scare show.mp4]

…

"Yeah! I'm sure Ducky will like these videos. It's just enough for Ducky to watch over and over again during his rest time." Xiaoxia nodded with satisfaction.

Then look at the ignorant Kodak.

"Koda Duck, I will take you to become a water elf master!"

Koda Duck, who had no idea what would happen, held his head:

"(⊙⊙)Quack?"

——

Zhou Ran's side.

After lunch, Xiaogang wiped his hands after cleaning up and read the group messages.

I found the formula that Dr. Omu sent me.

Then uploaded it to the chat group.

[File: Energy cube formula with excellent satiety effect. 】

"Teacher Zhou, I also have a summary of the cultivation methods of Charmander, which I will send to you." Xiaogang said.

Xiaogang does not have a Charmander. This summary was written while raising Xiaozhi's Charmander.

Xiaogang is always willing to share and likes to take care of others. When traveling, he also takes care of the food and daily life of his companions.

Being able to help others is also a joy for Xiaogang, so he does not ask Teacher Zhou to give anything in return.

Zhou Ran said gratefully: "Thank you."

[The file ‘Energy Cube Recipe’ has been received! 】

[The document ‘Summary of Cultivation Methods of Charmander’ has been received! 】

Click to view.

In addition to the basic tree fruit, the energy cube recipe also contains some tree fruit seeds.

The seeds of these tree fruits are the type that expand immediately when exposed to water, similar to chia seeds, which can bring a strong feeling of fullness.

The formula is not difficult. With Zhou Ran's current achievements, he can easily improve it into a special elf puff formula for Charmander.

Let’s look at the ‘Summary of the Cultivation Methods of Charmander’ provided by Xiaogang. Although Charmander is a fire-attribute elf, its habits are similar to those of dragon-attribute elf.

If you like spicy meat, or spicy elf puffs.

Normally, Charmander's skin has its own cleaning function and does not need to be bathed every day.

In addition, Charmander's body temperature is already high, so diseases and viruses that humans are susceptible to are almost harmless to Charmander.

All in all, as long as the food problem is solved, the elves hardly need to worry about it.

As the body grows, Charmander will naturally understand fire-type moves.

Reading the contents of the document, Zhou Ran held his chin and nodded thoughtfully.

"No wonder the Kanto region lists Charmander as the No.1 newbie's initial elf ranking list. There is indeed a reason for this."

…

The bus slowly drove into the station.

After getting off the car, Zhou Ran and his group came to the Viridian Hotel.

After checking in again, Zhou Ran carried his suitcase, Charmander and Chilulian to the door of the room.

Just as he was about to take out the room card, Chilulian smiled proudly, grabbed Zhou Ran's hand with one hand, and pressed it on Charmander's head with the other -

Teleport!

One of the two elves disappeared and teleported into the room the next second.

As for Latias, she followed Li Yujun back to her room to continue watching the show.

Zhou Ran was used to Kirulian's teleportation.

He took out a change of clothes from the suitcase with a normal expression.

On the other hand, Charmander looked at Kirulian in surprise:

"Click it?!"

Charmander felt a sense of crisis.

Forget it if you can't beat him, now he probably can't even run away!

hateful!

When will my little fire dragon live in the sky! ?

Now it seems that even being able to stay above Chirulian is a question...

Kirulian gave Charmander a swaggering look:

乛乛

"That's it, I have to go out to buy some fruits and materials later." After grabbing a few pieces of clothes, Zhou Ran closed the suitcase and murmured.

However, before you go out, you have to do one thing.

Zhou Ran adjusted the lights in the room to red ambient lights and closed the curtains.

I turned on the TV and found a horror movie that was said to be quite classic:

"In the middle of the night, Miss Mi Lun came knocking with a chainsaw"

As the TV series started to play, Zhou Ran squatted down and said seriously to Charmander, who was looking at the new environment:

"Charmander, now I will teach you the secret of becoming stronger, the second move."

"Watch more horror movies and you will become stronger."

"When will you be able to watch a horror movie, eat your meal, laugh out loud, and then relish mocking the evil spirits for their lack of IQ? Then you will be successful. Watching a horror movie with a smile, Charmander will be able to break through the limits."

The eyes of the little fire dragon that longed to live in the sky shone brightly, and its tail swung wildly:

"()Gawu——!"

But as the plot of the horror movie progressed, Charmander's scalp became numb and he hugged his tail tightly:

"Ka-ka?!"

I once again recalled the horror of being dominated by that 'friend' who liked to play with his eyeballs.

After looking around carefully, Charmander retreated into bed step by step.

In the end, he hugged the quilt and hid in the corner, only showing his big nervous eyes.

Charmander: d(д)

This thing is simply more exciting than watching a friend gouge out his eyes.

Why don't you use a trick... close your eyes? !

At this moment, Zhou Ran, who was about to go out, said lightly:

"I'm going out for a trip. Take a good look, read it carefully, and sum up your impressions after reading it. When I come back, I'll let Chirulian test you."

Charmander:? ? ?

Are you still a human (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻?

"Ah, by the way, I will bring you something delicious."

Gawu...he is really a human being┳━┳ノ(°_°ノ)!

"Then, let's go. Don't run around alone."

"Lalu~"

As Zhou Ran and Chilulian went out, Charmander himself was suddenly the only one left in the room.

The plot of the horror movie has also reached a small climax at this time.

As the protagonist Eevee screams:

"Huh--!!"

Charmander: (〃＞head＜)

…

the other side.

after an hour.

Zhou Ran, who came back from Changqing City, came to the puff cooking machine on the second floor of the hotel.

It took another half an hour to cook a new and original version of Elf Puff——

The fiery red Elf Puff looks like a burning firework.

[Special Elf Puff (luxury quality, spicy taste): A variety of tree fruit seeds are added to create a composite Elf Puff. It is rich in various nutrients and can provide a strong feeling of satiety. (Although this product is good, please don’t be greedy!)]

At the same time, the [Pokémon World] notification on the phone was displayed.

After this period of puff making, and the creation of original elf puffs, Zhou Ran's 'elf puff making method' finally reached [LV4].

[Elf Puff Making Method (LV4): At the master level, you can now skillfully cook luxurious quality elf puffs. And there is a certain degree of confidence that new types of elf puffs can be created. 】

At the level of LV4, Zhou Ran is expected to win the championship if he participates in the Baoflei Competition in the Kalos region.

However, the notification was not over yet.

[You have reached a very high level in making elf puffs. By analogy, you have obtained the life skill: Pokémon Cooking (LV1)]

[Pokémon Cuisine (LV1): With your master-level Pokémon cooking skills, coupled with your careful observation of Pokémon, you have a flash of inspiration and understand how to make Pokémon Cuisine:

You can add the materials produced by elves to traditional dishes to make unique Pokémon dishes (wizards boil medicine, has magical effects?)]

If there are any typos, call me and I will correct them. I won’t squeeze out a drop of them.

()д`()