Who Said This Pokémon Game Was Poisonous?

"Pokémon cuisine?" Zhou Ran looked confused.

Roast duck with green onions?

Or the cold beast tail?

Or maybe.

Charmander grills mutton skewers himself?

Fried worm silk and then make it into ants climbing a tree?

I don’t know if the people from the fungus market in the Donghuang area dare to eat the mushrooms growing on the back of the elf ‘Palas’.

Creativity has no limits.

Suddenly thinking of the crystal honey given by Wang Peng and his wife, Zhou Ran pinched his chin:

"In other words, you can add crystal honey to food to make special Pokémon food?"

"I'll try it soon."

There is a rest area and a coffee buffet on the second floor of the hotel, so people come and go, and elves also run around.

When Zhou Ran was thinking about what to cook for his first try, Chilulian tugged on his sleeve, leaned into Zhou Ran's ear and whispered in Zhou Ran's ear:

“Hmmmmmm~~(*▽*)”

I saw Chirulian pointing to her feet curiously and excitedly, looking like she was "so cute".

Zhou Ran:?

Following Kirulian's line of sight, she saw an elf running over at her feet at some point——

With lavender skin, the overall appearance is a bit like a small kangaroo and a bit like a small dinosaur, about the size of an orange cat.

At this time, the elf was staring directly at the spicy elf puff in Zhou Ran's hand, his eyes full of longing, and sucking his fingers again, his mouth ticking and falling to the ground.

"This is the cub of the elf "Marsupial", right? Zhou Ran said in surprise.

If we say that Charmander's mother and Kirby's father have family ties, they are not much.

Elves like that marsupial are the other extreme.

The only female marsupial is extremely doting on its cubs, just like a kangaroo. It will put the cubs in the pouch and express maternal love like a mountain.

The news also reported that some childless marsupials would raise the cubs of other elves, and even raise lost human children.

"Does it want to eat this?"

Zhou Ran moved the spicy puff in his hand, and the little marsupial's eyes followed:

"Gawu——"

Wallabies: (`)

Seeing the little marsupial's appearance, Kirulian excitedly patted Zhou Ran's arm:

"-(≧ω≦*)→Uh-huh--!"

So cute, I want to keep it!

Zhou Ran looked strange: "You think this is a little wild cat, kidnapping instead of buying it, right?"

Do you believe that with the persistent motherly love of the marsupial, it can chase us eight streets with a knife?

as expected.

"oh--!"

"Wuckaup!"

With anxious calls.

One person and one elf came over.

The person Zhou Ran knew was none other than Pei Zhien, a model trainer who he had competed with before. The big model was still wearing very fashionable clothes today. Black silk wide-leg pants outlined her slender legs, and her upper body was in white loose short-sleeves. Comfortable and cool, I carried a small LV white bag on my back.

The elf is like an enlarged version of the small marsupial. It looks like a large kangaroo. It is more than two meters tall and is quite intimidating.

Although his expression was anxious, his movements were agile and careful. The marsupial put the little marsupial back into its pouch, touched its head lovingly, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing Zhou Ran in front of the puff cooking machine, Pei Zhien took another look at the luxurious quality spicy puffs and said in surprise:

"Teacher Zhou, can you still make Baofulei?"

"I know a little bit." Zhou Ran nodded.

You don’t know a little bit about this, but you know everything about it! Even if Pei Zhien is not very good at distinguishing the quality of Baofulei, even a layman can tell that the Baofulei in Zhou Ran's hand is extraordinary.

To the naked eye, it almost glows!

"Can you feed this little marsupial of yours?" Handing the spicy puffs to Chirulian, Zhou Ran was ready to satisfy Chirulian's desire to feed him.

"sure."

"oh--"

Realizing that Zhou Ran and Chilulian meant no harm, the marsupial also showed a kind smile.

The excited Kirulian fed the small marsupial with shining eyes:

o(*≧▽≦)o●(＞＜)

"Lalu!"

"Kaaaaah!"

The little marsupial tasted the spicy puffs for the first time and was hooked by the spicy taste, but just like the human cubs tasting spicy sticks for the first time, it was spicy and extremely fresh and exciting at the same time.

One bite after another, the little marsupial finished the whole puff, his face turned red and he burped.

"Just one puff and you're full?!" Pei Zhien was surprised.

Despite its small body, the small marsupial is not an ordinary eater. It usually eats five or six meals a day, and each meal is filled with a whole basin of elf food.

"Ah, this is improved using the food formula of Kirby." Zhou Ran explained.

After thinking for a moment, Pei Zhien asked:

"How much does it cost? I want to buy a batch every month."

The elf's wild intuition is very accurate. Since the little marsupial can be attracted to spicy puffs, it means that this food is very helpful for its growth.

"...I've been a little busy recently..." Zhou Ran evaded, saying that he was not a business person. He probably made less and was tired of himself. If he made too much, he felt an inexplicable feeling of guilt.

This is also true for making puffs for group friends during this period. When the elf puff making method is level 3, it is not possible to produce luxurious quality puffs every time.

But all Zhou Ran sent out were luxurious quality puffs. He wanted nothing more than a clear conscience and a feeling of peace of mind.

"50,000 a month."

"???"

If it weren't for his age, Zhou Ran would have really wanted to shout.

Sister, I'm hungry.

These rich women and rich men are challenging people's bottom line all day long, making people feel like they want to take shortcuts but don't want to work hard.

Zhou Ran looked strange: "50,000? Isn't that too much?"

"Not much, not much at all, just one or two bags of money. I'm afraid you'll lose."

While talking, Pei Zhien took out his mobile phone, clicked on his personal QR code, added friends with Zhou Ran, and exchanged phone numbers.

Afterwards, the two chatted for a few more words. Knowing that Zhou Ran would have a battle match tomorrow, Pei Zhien turned around and left with the marsupial.

Before leaving, in order to return the gift, the marsupial took out a pack of turkey noodles from its pouch and handed it to Chirulian.

After watching Pei Zhien and the marsupial leave, Zhou Ran glanced at the turkey face and his eyes lit up:

"Just in time, you can add some crystal honey in it to neutralize the spiciness of the turkey noodles, and you can also put some moo fresh milk. In this way, even people who don't like spicy food can still eat it."

Just do what you think of, Zhou Ran is about to take Qilulian back to the room.

"Ding dong——"

As the mobile phone beeped, a certain Alipay showed that a transfer of 50,000 yuan had been received.

Seeing this eye-catching account arrival information, Zhou Ran felt happy.

Reward yourself with a roasted whole lamb tonight.

Anyway, with Charmander here, I don’t have to worry about running out of food.

etc……

Brush a layer of Jingjing Honey on the roasted whole lamb you bought, and then let the Charmander use the flame on its tail to suffocate it for five minutes through tin foil. Will it make it more fragrant?

It’s worth a try!

While taking the elevator upstairs, Zhou Ran used Guandu's delivery software to check the nearby takeaways.

Thanks to the elf service, there are many merchants who can deliver it even to the remote Joban Hotel.

"Charizard roasts the whole lamb, Pikachu roasts the whole lamb electrically, and the fire-breathing camel farm charcoal roasts the whole lamb... What's the difference?"

After scrolling through the comments for a while, Zhou Ran simply ordered a Charizard Roasted Whole Lamb.

…

Arriving at the door of the room, Zhou Ran and Chilulian used teleportation moves as usual, and their figures flashed and appeared in the door.

While changing his shoes, Zhou Ran looked around the room.

In the dimness, the red ambient light was flashing quietly, and the TV was playing a wonderful picture——

Nazhi, the gym leader and actress of Golden City, plays the heroine with long black hair.

Holding the trembling Eevee in his arms, one person and one elf were hiding in the closet, looking nervously into the room through the gap.

Accompanied by the weird and creepy background music, Miss Mi Lip, who was carrying the chainsaw, did not need to put on any makeup at all. She acted completely in her true colors, dragging the chainsaw deliberately and patrolling the room:

“啾拉(▼伖 # )o︻$▅▆▇◤~”

Although it is a classic ghost-catching plot in horror movies, it was Zhou Ran's first time watching a horror movie starring elves, and he found it quite interesting.

Just about popcorn.

Just when Sister Mizui found no one and seemed ready to leave, Nazi and Ibrahimovic in the closet also breathed a sigh of relief——

at this time!

A pair of ghost claws lightly poked out from behind the two of them and patted them on their shoulders.

The air became stagnant.

Both of them slowly turned their heads frame by frame, and saw a terrifying ghost face——

Ghoststone's grimace: (;Д`)

Before the two of them could react, Sister Mizui's chainsaw had torn the closet door apart, and then she spoke word by word with a nervous and low laugh:

“Chirp, chirp, lala—” (I found you—)

"Hey(д)!!!——"

"Not to mention, although the plot is a bit cliche, the filming was okay." Zhou Ran murmured, holding his chin.

Also, ask Nazi to make a horror movie? I think she is really unsuitable. It would be better to let Nazi act as a ghost. She will definitely play her true character. Plus, Nazi has super powers, so even the special effects are omitted.

But I have to say that Zhou Ran didn't find it scary. He was completely well-informed and lacked a sense of empathy.

Put on the Charmander who watched from beginning to end in such an atmosphere...

"Huh? Where's the Charmander? He was so scared that he hid under the bed, right?" Zhou Ran searched around but didn't find the Charmander.

Zhou Ran was confused and subconsciously opened the bathroom door.

Take a look.

Facing the camera, Charmander tried his best to make his face ferocious:

"Ka——Give——(*Φ PanΦ*)"

If you look closely, you will see that it is quite similar to Ghost Stone's grimace and Sister Mizui's terrifying expression.

In order to enhance the sense of terror, Charmander also used the flames on his tail to make his face look uncertain - just like a person holding a flashlight on his chin in the middle of the night.

Charmander: ヾ(Д)

"Gahwu~"

Is it more like that?

Originally, Charmander thought that Zhou Ran, like Charizard's mother, was deceiving him.

But after carefully studying the plot, Charmander discovered the bright spots.

That is--

When in extreme fear, the protagonist Ibrahimovic will subconsciously go blank, stop in place, and his hands and feet will tremble.

Ever since, the little fire dragon realized it!

I see, Charmander understands what the trainer meant!

Although there are long-range attacks like the 'Flame Knife', there is still a problem.

That is, the hit rate is not high.

Because the elves' speed, reaction awareness, and fighting instincts are all very powerful, the powerful elves can completely observe the Charmander's attack gestures, and when the flame sword attacks, they have already stepped aside.

Therefore, the trainer's intention should be to let himself learn the scary expressions so that he can scare his opponents.

Take advantage of this opportunity and use the flame sword energy to kill with one strike!

Seeing this scene, Zhou Ran looked at each other and Kirulian, who was approaching, quietly retreated without disturbing Charmander.

Coming to the stove in the room, Zhou Ran took out the package of turkey noodles.

Simply boil water and cook noodles.

As the most basic lazy vegetarian instant noodles.

If you want to cook turkey noodles well, you have to keep an eye on the heat.

Add appropriate amount of water to the pot, wait until the water boils, then add instant noodles.

At the same time, Zhou Ran scooped up a little more boiling water, poured the turkey noodle sauce into it, and slowly stirred it evenly.

Then add an appropriate amount of crystal honey to the red sauce.

At this time, the instant noodles had been boiled. After Zhou Ran tasted one, he chopped some green onions while continuing to cook.

Finally, take out the ramen noodles that have been cooked until they are neither soft nor hard, add the prepared sauce and stir slightly, then sprinkle with some chopped green onions, and use the residual heat of the ramen noodles to blanch the chopped green onions.

A bowl of simple special dishes freshly baked.

Kirulian's eyes flashed, and she couldn't wait to control the chopsticks with her "mind power", added a chopstick of turkey noodles, and put it into her mouth.

The taste of turkey noodles itself is sweet and spicy, and adding an appropriate amount of crystal honey alleviates the spiciness.

Therefore, even Chirurian, who is not good at eating spicy food, can enjoy delicious food with peace of mind.

After taking a few bites, Chilulian felt that her brain became extremely clear and her mental power became more active.

at the same time.

Zhou Ran also used his Eye of Viridian talent to glance at the turkey noodles.

[Jingjing Honey Turkey Noodles (Normal): A simple Pokémon dish made by adding Jingjing Honey.

Edible effect:

①, because the raw material contains crystal honey, after long-term consumption, the constitution will be +1;

②. Its sweet and spicy taste can stimulate the taste and invigorate the spirit. After eating, the elf's special attack +1, and the progress of practicing some special moves will be accelerated. The duration is 15 minutes.

Remarks: This is a fast food with balanced spiciness and sweetness. The preparation method is simple and suitable for most elves to eat. However, insect elves, fire attribute elves, and fairy attribute elves prefer to eat it because of its wonderful taste. There is a certain probability that it will attract hungry and greedy wild elves. 】

"It's really Pokémon food." Zhou Ran was surprised.

At this time, the little fire dragon who smelled the smell ran out of the bathroom, swung his big tail, scratched the kitchen counter, and growled impatiently:

"Gahwu!"

What good things do you eat secretly? ! He actually didn’t bring this Charmander:

!

"I'll give you a taste." Zhou Ran picked up the serving chopsticks and gave Charmander a chopstick.

Ding dong——

As the doorbell rang, the words came in.

"Mr. 'Looking So Handsome', your takeaway has arrived."

Hearing this, Zhou Ran, who was busy washing the pot, said casually:

"Charmander, go open the door and take the things."

"Gahwu..."

Looking at the turkey noodles reluctantly, Charmander looked back three times at a time.

Still worried, he shouted again:

"Kai!" (Leave me a bite!)

"Hmmmm~ψ(｀)ψ" (Okay~)

Unfortunately, judging from Chirulian's appearance, this sentence is completely unconvincing.

After swallowing the crystal honey turkey noodles in his mouth, Charmander had a sullen face full of resentment.

He opened the door and growled:

"Ka Ge (╬ plate)!"

"Your takeout...I'll take it!?" Seeing the door open, the takeaway boy just looked up, and his whole body trembled at the terrifying expression of Charmander.

Charmander had just finished eating the turkey noodles, and there was still bright red sauce on the corner of his mouth. Coupled with this was a gloomy and ferocious expression, especially Charmander's resentful little eyes that looked up from bottom to top——

He looked like a fierce ghost version of Charmander who had just finished eating his blood meal.

Not only was the delivery boy so frightened that his hands and feet were cold, but even the fire-breathing dragon holding the roasted lamb had its pupils constricted and subconsciously took a step back. The flames on its tail stirred up Lao Gao, and his fiery nature almost frightened him out.

Charizard came back to his senses and scratched his head in confusion with his wings to hide his embarrassment.

It was actually surprised by the terrifying face move of a small fire dragon...

Who did this Charmander learn its scary face moves from? So much resentment! ?

At this time, Zhou Ran, who heard the takeaway boy's exclamation, walked over while wiping his hands... and suddenly stopped.

Looking out the door, Zhou Ran was startled.

Charmander itself is just a fire-attributed elf. Other than that, it has no special abilities, so it can't be seen.

But Zhou Ran was different.

The talent of Viridian Eye gave him extraordinary visual abilities.

Seeing Zhou Ran stopped halfway, the delivery boy hesitated and said:

"Hello, is this the roasted whole lamb you ordered? Can you come over and pick it up? Or should I ask the boss's fire-breathing dragon to put it in for you?"

"I advise you, don't move now." Without looking at the delivery boy and Charizard, Zhou Ran looked behind them and took a deep breath.

Through the talent of Viridian Eyes, Zhou Ran can see——

An elf is floating behind the two.

It was huge, with wings-like hair that danced randomly, wrapping both the delivery boy and the fire-breathing dragon in it.

It has scarlet triangular eyes and something like a red rosary hanging on its neck.

‘Good guy, is this a dream monster? ’

‘Probably not. There is no dream monster that is so big. This guy looks about the same size as a small car. ’

‘Then it can only be the fluttering hair that looks very similar to the Dream Demon. ’

Zhou Ran was cautious.

Research data shows that Zhan Yifa has a violent and aggressive personality, and his potential level has reached the upper fifth level.

At the fifth level, most of the gym leaders' main spirits only have this level of potential.

Although the strength of the fluttering hair in front of me may not have reached the height of the fifth level... But who knows, the ghost attribute elf has a long lifespan, and it may be polished by time.

After all, even a pig can become a spirit if it lives for hundreds of years.

Therefore, facing the puzzled takeaway boy, Zhou Ran spoke cautiously:

"Listen to me, it's nothing serious..."

"——It's just that there is a ghost behind you."

I don’t have enough time today, so I’ll just make one chapter of 5,000 words.