Yearning: Become a god by brushing corn

Dahua's crying was loud, and when everyone wasn't crying, his voice was even louder.

Lin Meng also stopped playing with Sister Xiao Di and looked over.

Dahua is his number one junior brother, and Lin Meng is of course obliged to comfort him.

So Lin Meng took the initiative to change his position, and sat down cross-legged next to Dahua, who ran from Reba's side.

Everyone looked at Lin Meng suspiciously, wanting to see how he comforted Dahua.

"Dahua, what's so sad?" Lin Meng asked in a concerned tone.

Dahua looked up at Lin Mengge, whom he had always admired, and saw that he had really come to comfort himself, which made Dahua's heart warm.

"Brother Lin Meng, are you trying to enlighten me?" Dahua asked in a choked tone.

When the others heard Dahua ask, they were also curious, wanting to see how Lin Meng comforted Dahua.

"Well, you misunderstood, I actually wanted to ask you, what are you unhappy about, can you say it to make everyone happy. Lin Meng paused, then said with a smile.

Dahua: "······"

His whole face froze, three seconds later.

"Woo woo ahhhh!!h

In fact, everyone wanted to comfort him at this time, but Lin Meng's words were simply poisonous, which made them laugh and have a stomachache while being polluted by noise.

"If you have something unhappy, you can say it and make us happy. "How cheap does this have to be to come up with such hurtful words.

Even Reba couldn't help but want to beat Lin Meng while smiling.

After about five minutes, Dahua finally got tired of crying and stopped.

Taking advantage of this time, in order to prevent Dahua from resting well and continuing to destroy everyone's ears, Huang Lei hurriedly began to criticize Lin Meng to show Dahua.

"I said Xiaomeng, how can you deserve this brother? Dahua is so sad, you still say that kind of thing, hurry up and apologize to your brother Dahua. "Huang Lei is a serious critic of Lin Meng.

Lin Meng looked innocent and said innocently: "Teacher Huang, you misunderstood, it's not good to be aggrieved and sad in my heart for a long time, so I deliberately stimulated Dahua and made him cry so that he could vent it out and achieve the effect of healing his body and mind, in fact, this is also a kind of traditional Chinese medicine." "

Huang Lei was speechless, although you are talking nonsense, why do I think it makes sense?

After Lin Meng fooled Teacher Huang, he took the initiative to chat with Dahua again.

"Dahua, did you feel much more comfortable after crying?" Lin Meng asked in a caring tone.

"Yes... It's much more comfortable, it turns out that Lin Mengge just said that to vent my emotions. After hearing Lin Meng's explanation, it suddenly dawned on him that Brother Lin Meng was treating himself with traditional Chinese medicine.

"Well, that's right, but venting is only the first step, and the next step is called complaining, which is to tell the bitterness in your heart and share it with everyone, so as to reduce your stress and achieve a real healing effect. In order to enlighten Dahua, Lin Meng began to explain to him the method of treatment.

Huang Lei and He Yan glanced at each other, how could they feel, they didn't feel like they were in psychotherapy, but like they were fooling Dahua.

Not only the two teachers, but even Qi thought so, thinking that Lin Mengchun was trying to make fun of Dahua.

But this time they misunderstood Lin Meng, this is really a kind of psychological therapy in the book of the green bag doctor.

Although it is simple to say, it needs to be raised, and the voice with hypnotic effect is used to guide the emotions of the person being treated in order to achieve the final effect, so it is not as ridiculous as everyone thinks, and it is not as simple as they think.

Lin Meng just saw that Dahua had a lot of grievances and gloom in his heart, so he thought about treating him.

"Dahua, if these past events violate your privacy, you don't need to tell everyone, but if you think it's just an ordinary sad past, it's better to tell it, so you don't have to be so stressed. Lin Meng continued to use voice hypnosis to induce Dahua.

"I, I'm so uncomfortable right now, I miss my ex-girlfriend so much. Dahua finally couldn't help it at this time and told his sad past.

"Ex-ex-girlfriend? Drink, Dahua's relationship history is really rich. When they heard this, they laughed in their hearts.

"Can you tell us about your ex-girlfriend? Maybe we can give you some advice to get out of the shadows." "Different from everyone watching the play, Lin Meng is very committed to his current duties.

I don't know what kind of magic Lin Meng's voice has, basically he asks a question, and Dahua answers.

Dahua nodded and began to talk about his first relationship.

"My ex-girlfriend is a Chinese from the Maple Leaf Kingdom, we have a good relationship, we have been in a relationship for five years, and I was exactly twenty years old that year. Dahua's thoughts flowed, as if he had returned to his last year of high school.

The crowd followed his thoughts and came to his memories together.

Walking on the woods path of the campus, Dahua is enjoying the sweetness of love, but her girlfriend with small freckles on her face is silent.

"Dahua, let's break up. The girl said suddenly.

Dahua thought he had heard it wrong, and asked with a shocked expression, "What did you say?"

"I just recently found out that you don't love me at all, so let's break up. This time, the girl spoke more clearly, and her tone was full of determination.

"How could I not love you, Xiaohua, did you misunderstand me. Dahua asked anxiously.

"Well, if you really love me, I'll ask you three questions, and if you can answer them, I'll believe it. The girl also felt as if she had misunderstood Dahua, and after thinking for a while, she said to Dahua.

"But you also have to be mentally prepared, if you can't answer, I will break up with you today. The girl continued.

Dahua nodded nervously.

"First question, what clothes did I wear on the day we met?" the girl asked the first question, testing Dahua's attentiveness and attention to her.

Dahua thought for a while, and soon had an answer: "The day we met, you were wearing a white dress and white leggings on your legs, and it was a little cold that day, or I warmed your hands." "

"So you remember. When the girl heard that Dahua was really right, the corners of her eyes were a little moist.

"Okay, then the second question, what is my birthday, don't think about it right away. This time, the girl's speed of speech was very fast, and almost as soon as she finished speaking, she asked Dahua for the answer.

And Dahua did not disappoint the girl, and replied reflexively: "December 21, now there are forty-eight days before your birthday, I always remember it in my heart, and I dare not forget it at all." "

The girl covered her mouth, her face incredulous, tears sliding down her face.

When Dahua saw this scene, he was more confident in the next question.

"Now is the last question, as long as you answer correctly, I will be with you for the rest of my life, and I will never leave you again. The girl wiped the tears from her eyes and said with a smile.

Dahua nodded confidently and said, "You say, I'm sure I'll be able to answer correctly." "

"Hmm. "

The girl smiled sweetly and said the last question.

"What is 27,246 multiplied by 38,737 divided by 94,727? "

Dahua: "????????????????"

Girl: "Three, two, one!"

"Woo woo, I can't even answer this, you don't love me at all, let's break up. The smile on the girl's face disappeared, and she immediately burst into tears, and then ran away from Dahua's field of vision.

Two weeks later, the girl was with their most handsome boy in high school.

Everyone: "··················"

(PS: When writing this paragraph, the champion laughed out of a pig cry, poor Dahua.) ）

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