Yearning: Become a god by brushing corn
Chapter 90
"Big... Dahua, is this your first love?" Huang Lei stammered.
Dahua said that this past simply subverted his view of love, and it turned out that it was okay to play like this when you broke up.
Of course, the most pitiful is Dahua, who paid a sincere heart wholeheartedly, but ended up getting a green grassland.
"Poof..." Everyone else wants to laugh but doesn't dare to laugh, although they sympathize with Dahua, but they don't know why, they just want to laugh.
The first two questions are normal.
The day we met, what clothes I wore was a common thing girls used to embarrass their boyfriends.
When is my birthday, most boys will keep it in mind if they are attentive, and Dahua is even counting how many days away from his birthday, which shows how much effort he has put into this relationship.
But the last question is too much.
What is 27246 multiplied by 38737 divided by 94727?
You think I'm a calculator, but it's obvious that I'm here with the idea of breaking up!
Everyone glanced at Dahua sympathetically.
If you guess correctly, his girlfriend probably has a heart to split his legs, so he designed a routine for him, after Dahua answered the first two questions correctly, he was still excited, thinking that he could save his girlfriend's heart, but he didn't expect that his girlfriend was vicious, first gave Dahua hope, and then beat him into the abyss.
"The most poisonous woman's heart. Huang Lei glanced at Dahua sympathetically, then shook his head.
"Teacher Huang, can you repeat what you just said?" I don't know when, Reba appeared next to Huang Lei and was looking at him with a cold expression.
Huang Lei was frightened.
"Xiaodi, when did you come over? "
"Don't worry about this Teacher Huang, I just want to hear you repeat what you just said now. Reba still had a cold expression.
Huang Lei sneered, and hurriedly made amends: "I used the wrong word, I used the wrong word, and I didn't refer to the majority of female friends, just Dahua's ex-ex-girlfriend." "
"Hmph!" Seeing that Teacher Huang apologized, Reba snorted and sat down next to Lin Meng again.
"It's dangerous. Seeing that Reba didn't embarrass him anymore, Huang Lei wiped the sweat from his forehead, and his heart was so dangerous.
At this time, Dahua cried again.
"Woo woo, Brother Lin Meng, do you say that I didn't learn math well that she broke up with me? I knew that when I was in math class, I would have listened to the lecture carefully. Dahua grabbed Lin Meng's hand and said with a look of regret.
Everyone: "···"
Dahua seems to be very deep, and he is still reviewing himself at this time, no wonder the girl chose him as a spare tire.
Lin Meng withdrew his left hand without a trace, then patted Dahua's shoulder and said, "Dahua, it's not too late for you to wake up now, if you are better at math, she will stay by your side." "
"Yes... Is it true?" everyone's jaws, Lin Meng said this, Dahua actually stopped crying, and asked him with teary eyes.
"Brother Lin Meng will still lie to you, come, let me tell you a mantra of addition, subtraction and multiplication. Lin Meng smiled mysteriously, then leaned over to Dahua's ear and whispered.
The next thing was everyone's waiting time, and two minutes later, Dahua looked surprised and kept nodding his head, as if he had really learned something.
At this time, Lin Meng beckoned to Teacher Huang.
"Looking for me?" asked Teacher Huang, pointing to himself.
"That's right, Mr. Huang wants to trouble you, to open Dahua's heart knot, I need you to cooperate with him to act in a play. Lin Meng nodded with a smile.
"Uh, okay. Huang Lei was also more sympathetic to Dahua, and when he heard that it was to enlighten Dahua, he directly agreed.
Lin Meng took the small wooden table in the middle of the bamboo pavilion away, making room for the two of them.
Others stepped back and saw what the hell Lin Meng was up to.
Huang Lei likes acting the most, and he instantly enters the play as soon as he gets on the stage.
"If you can answer the right three questions, they can promise you not to break up. Huang Lei held the orchid finger and stood there with a sharp throat and stroked his head.
"Vomit..." After a glance, everyone's eyes were spicy, and they couldn't help retching.
Then what made everyone speechless was that Dahua seemed to see the figure of his ex-girlfriend again, and replied with a demented face: "Okay, okay, you ask, I will definitely be able to answer." "
Huang Lei smiled and said, "That person asked you, do you remember the first time we met, what kind of clothes did people wear?"
The corners of Dahua's eyes moistened a little: "You... You were wearing a white skirt that day, and a pair of black leggings underneath, and it was very cold that day, and my hands were still warm for you. "
"Wow, you actually answered correctly, people are so impressed. Huang Lei threw a wink at Da Yan, regardless of how much the audience below wanted to beat him.
"The man asked you again, do you remember what their birthday was? Don't think about it, answer immediately. Huang Lei then asked.
"December 21st, forty-eight days before your birthday, I always remember it in my heart, and I dare not forget it at all. The big words replied reflexively.
Looking at this scene, everyone was a little silent, and after so many years, they still remember that although the girl was ruthless, Dahua was still affectionate.
"Okay, you can answer it, people are very touched. Now people ask you one last question, and if you can answer it correctly, your generation will not be separated from you. Huang Lei's eyebrows showed joy, and there was a hint of emotion.
is worthy of being a teacher, he is so dedicated, and he learns the girl's look very similarly, although it makes everyone a little disgusted.
"I, I'll be able to answer that. "Dahua is very confident.
Huang Lei's eyes rolled, and in order to prevent Lin Meng from telling Dahua the answer, he was going to change the original calculation question.
"Excuse me, what is 37448 multiplied by 27464 and 34372?" Huang Lei smiled shyly and asked.
"**84" didn't take three seconds at all, Dahua answered directly.
Wang Zhengyu over there was still using a computer calculator to calculate, and a minute later, he gave everyone a gesture to signal that Dahua had calculated correctly.
Everyone was shocked.
This is a fourteen-digit calculation of the answer, and it doesn't take three seconds to calculate it, is this still a person?
And the most terrifying thing is that it took Lin Meng two minutes to teach Dahua, so what if Lin Meng was to count it?
Without mentioning everyone's thoughts at the moment, Huang Lei didn't believe in evil, so he asked another question.
"What is 387547 multiplied by 634643 divided by 523523?"
Dahua smiled confidently and replied, "899187.**"
Huang Lei subconsciously looked at Wang Zhengyu, Wang Zhengyu asked him to wait, he still figured it out.
A minute later, Wang Zhengyu gave a gesture of correct answering, indicating that he was also right.
Now everyone in the lemon house, as well as the audience, are petrified.
It is recognized that the division of the same digit is more difficult than multiplication, and now Dahua actually answered it in the same amount of time, which is too perverted.
And this is not the most terrifying, the most terrifying thing is what method Lin Meng used to teach Dahua in a short period of time. _
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