You are asked to go up the mountain and become a Taoist priest, and you raise a group of banshees?

"Okay, I guess I know."

Xu Xuan's right index finger tapped rhythmically on the tabletop.

"Doctor Xu, how much does a talisman cost, I'll transfer it to you."

As he spoke, the old man took out his mobile phone and scanned the QR code.

But seeing Xu Xuan shook his head slightly and said

, "Don't worry,

wait for me to finish the matter."

The two old men looked at each other.

The old leaf smiled, his fingers just paused and continued to enter the numbers.

"Ding~ Alipay arrived, 10,000 yuan."

"A little respect, I hope Dr. Xu can accept it, and if there is more, it will be regarded as our kind donation to the Taoist temple."

The old grandmother and her wife looked at each other and said with a smile.

The people in the queue at the back thought carefully and suddenly realized.

This Nima is sophisticated.

Learned, learned, learned.

Many people nodded secretly.

When it comes to human sophistication, it has to be an old thing that understands better.

Xu Xuan covered his face with one hand, a little speechless.

The old man in this year, how can one play better than the other.

He didn't say anything, and the money was paid directly.

He sighed and said simply:

"Alas, two, I'll just say it, your son, he doesn't plan to have a child at all, he says he wants a child, but in fact, he thinks you're annoying and fooling you."

"And he doesn't have any girlfriends at all."

What.

What's that?

The old couple's heads couldn't turn for a while.

It was the old grandmother who reacted immediately, frowned, and said with a very ugly face:

"Doctor Xu, this is not a joke."

"My son got married a few years ago, how can he not even have a girlfriend now."

"Of course, Dr. Xu, don't play word games with the old man and me, girlfriend and wife are the same thing, otherwise we will really be angry."

The pilgrims standing in line behind them moved their ears and took a few more steps forward.

Look at it like this, it's the rhythm of eating melons.

Xu Xuan thought for a moment and raised his eyes to look at the two.

"You don't believe me?"

The old woman swallowed and smiled.

"No, no, I just think what you said is too outrageous, obviously the marriage certificate and wedding have been done, how can it be that they are not together yet, and they are still single."

Xu Xuan nodded.

That's right, what I said directly must be difficult for the old couple to accept.

It's hard to convince them without a little bit of validity.

"Okay, in that case, you take out your phone first, dial your phone, and then do what I say."

The grandmother glanced at her wife, who was stunned, took out the mobile phone she had just put in from her waist bag, and clicked on the user who remarked "son" in the address book.

Toot Toot Toot ~ ~ ~

A rhythmic phone vibrating sound accompanied by a slightly relaxing piano music came.

Four or five seconds later, the phone was connected, and from that end came a clear voice that sounded like a young man.

"Hey Dad, I'm busy with a project in the company now, why did I suddenly call, I was in a hurry and said, I'm busy."

His tone was a little impatient.

However, it may also be caused by a sudden interruption due to a really busy work.

The old man gave Xu Xuan a look.

"You said, you bought a dress for your daughter-in-law online, and I don't know what size it is, so I came to ask him." Xu Xuan said.

The old man poked and tapped his head.

"Son, when your mother and I went to Daotai Mountain, I saw a good clothing store in the store under the mountain, and I plan to buy one for you and your wife, the material and fabric are good, and they are all made of local silk."

He also added some details to make the excuse more real.

The man on the other end of the phone heard it and sighed, he saw his parents in the circle of friends this morning talking about climbing the mountain this morning.

"Hey, Mom and Dad, what kind of clothes did you buy for me and Xiaoli, it's enough to wear, and I've been working abroad for work reasons, so it takes time for you to send them back after you buy them, isn't it?"

This time, the old man didn't have Xu Xuan's suggestion, so he took it by himself.

"You kid, you buy you clothes and you keep them, why don't you know what your last name is now after going abroad for a few years?"

"Oh, yes, yes, I'm sorry, Dad, I was wrong, okay."

The grandmother added: "Xiaoli, it is the name of my son's wife."

Xu Xuan knew it.

"Now you say, what is the size, try to speak in a hurry."

The old man gestured OK to indicate receipt.

"Okay, you don't talk nonsense, hurry up, this side is customized, I'll go back and send it directly to you, and there are many people here, and it may be delayed for a day when the cards are done."

His tone was full of impatience and impatience.

The son on the other end of the phone also had no choice, so he had to say that he had eaten Xiaoli's body size.

"Height 173, waist circumference**, chest circumference**."

"And then my three-dimensional is—"

and waited for my son to finish speaking.

Xu Xuan picked up the cup and took a sip of tea.

"Alright, I already know."

"That's it, figure it out, Doctor Xu, aren't you kidding?"

The old woman questioned.

It's incredible that just asking this one question can solve the problem.

Wait for the old man to hang up the phone.

Xu Xuan said leisurely: "Two, you might as well ask, do you two remember each other's three-dimensional after being together for so long?"

"You can also ask this question to all the pilgrims here, do you remember your partner's size, or the exact size?"