You are asked to go up the mountain and become a Taoist priest, and you raise a group of banshees?

Many pilgrims touched their chins when they heard Xu Xuan's words.

Not to mention, what Xu Xuan said does have some truth.

A muscular man raised his hand.

"Dr. Xu, I have a question, isn't it normal to remember the size number when buying something for your girlfriend?"

"No, you can't say that."

A girl shook her head slightly, and analyzed rationally:

"Take my boyfriend as an example, he bought me a 2XL dress for my last birthday, but I only wear XL, which he inferred based on his height."

"And ah everyone, don't we girls buy clothes by ourselves, and we will never let our boyfriends buy them, because we girls don't believe in the vision of boys, as well as the cost-effectiveness and appearance of choosing clothes."

After listening to her analysis, many people nodded secretly.

That's right, most girls buy clothes by themselves, and few let their boyfriends help them buy them.

"That's right, my dad spent more than 1,000 to buy a dress for my mom before, and the right size of the clothes is appropriate, but it looks like he is 10 years old when he wears it, and he kicked my dad out that night when my mom was angry, and he lost the clothes, and he won't let him go home if he doesn't return it."

A girl in a middle school uniform spoke.

Xu Xuan nodded slightly.

"Then you may wish to think about the circumstances under which girls will discuss the quality and cost-effectiveness of clothes with others."

As soon as this remark came out.

Many people look down and think.

In the next second, everyone seemed to think of something and suddenly realized.

"I know, it's a girlfriend!"

"That's right, it's girlfriends, only girlfriends will understand the size of clothes between girlfriends."

"Yes, yes, I usually don't know what clothes to buy to look good, so I let my girlfriend choose them for me."

"What does Dr. Xu mean, could it be that whose son and Xiaoli are best friends? Damn, what is this reversal. "

Wait, let me take a look, you just said Thailand, right, that's fine, brother Anla."

Thinking of this, everyone almost understood what Xu Xuan's words meant.

The degree of relationship between two people can be inferred from the size of the clothes.

Most boys don't care about this, and more people wear clothes that they can wear, and wash and wear what they can't.

I don't usually choose clothes very much, and I buy expensive ones in winter and cheap ones in summer.

The key to online shopping for clothes is more often to directly report your height and weight to customer service, and then buy directly.

Few people will remember the detailed three-dimensional scale unless the two are very close.

And this closeness happens to be another branch of boyfriend and girlfriend.

Girlfriend relationship.

Only between girlfriends will there be more and deeper understanding of each other.

A young man walked up behind Lao Tzu and patted him on the shoulder.

The old man had a question mark on his face when he heard this, what is this?

Xu Xuanyu said: "If the two of you don't understand, I can restate it to the two."

"Your son is not married, he and that Xiaoli are just girlfriends."

"That Xiaoli is not a wife, but a friend of your son in Thailand, to be precise, she was originally called Zhang Dali, and now she is called Zhang Xiaoli."

"Shhh

When everyone heard this, they more or less felt that their CPU was a little burned.

This Nima, I thought that my girlfriends were already more explosive.

Who knows, this layer of girlfriends is still a same-sex relationship.

No, no, everyone shook their heads secretly in their hearts.

They seem to have fallen into a misunderstanding.

Isn't it normal to be between people of the same sex?

But the more I thought about it, the more I felt that there was always something strange.

"What? Dr. Xu, you can't joke like this, how do you look at the marriage certificate, it may be fake, obviously the wedding has been done. The

old grandmother looked a little struggling, not knowing whether it was better to believe or not to believe.

"Then you find out the photo of the marriage certificate, if we guess wrong, your son must have sent this kind of thing to you and your husband and wife alone."

After hearing this, the grandmother had to open her mobile phone to find the photo of the marriage certificate sent to her by her son.

The photo is a wedding photo of two people, wearing simple clothes against a red background, showing the photos of the marriage certificate in their hands.

This type is very common in young people's circles, and many civil affairs bureau marriages will take such a photo as a souvenir.

Xu Xuan just glanced at it, and then used his chin to nun the official seal on the marriage certificate.

"The problem lies in this official seal, as we all know, the official seal must have a string of anti-counterfeiting codes, which can also be called government numbers."

"The front of this string of numbers is 8997, but the local one is 8987, you go to the relevant website to search for this string of numbers, and you will know the truth of the matter."

Before the two old men took out their mobile phones and prepared to search.

A young man in the back took the lead in raising his hand.

"No need to search, I'm a public official, and there is definitely one less number on it, so I can't find it no matter how I search."

That being said, the two old men stubbornly logged on to the relevant website to check the string of numbers.

"89870062400"

Click to search.

This number is not found.

Xu Xuan said quietly: "Your son was born in the village since he was a child, and your family was not good at that time, but you did not let your son give up his studies because of this, but encouraged him to study hard and do his best to compete for the college entrance examination.

"Because you are an old man, you love this hard-won son."

"Although your family was very poor at the beginning, even the tuition fees could only be saved by digging sweet potatoes and selling them in the county town."

"But luckily, your son is excellent in his studies, and he was qualified to study in Thailand by the counselor during college, and he completely liked it after coming and going."

But because of family factors, he finally returned to Huaxia as an international student to join a fairly good company.

The two old men nodded.

And that's true.

At that time, because the salary offered by the domestic company was better, he had no choice but to give up his favorite job in Thailand and return to work in China.

When others saw this, they had to be a true lady who had a fake certificate.

As long as the money is in place, any certificate can be issued for you.

The point is that it's decent.