Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

After 玉藻前 (Tamamo-no-Mae) and Menma reminded everyone, they became vigilant and cautiously passed through the corner ahead.

However, the scene that appeared before their eyes stunned them.

The Eight-Foot Tall woman, nearly three meters tall, wearing a white dress and a large white sun hat, was leading dozens of differently shaped evil spirits, surrounding a dilapidated two-story house.

She pointed to the small window on the second floor, and the words she spoke stunned everyone.

"Hey, you with the slit mouth, a wise man submits to circumstances! As the saying goes, a good bird chooses a tree to nest in, and a good minister chooses a lord to serve. You possess such great power, come back with me, Eight-Foot, and you will surely be appreciated by the boss."

"In the future, we can drink milk from big bowls and eat evil spirits in big mouthfuls together, wouldn't that be wonderful?"

"I advise you to think carefully, don't let a beautiful story of three visits to the thatched cottage turn into a tragedy of life and death!"

Listening to the Eight-Foot Tall woman's words and seeing her imposing appearance, Kawasaki Saki couldn't help but be stunned.

"This... is this... a surrender offer?"

Good heavens, Kawasaki Saki has experienced train malfunctions and amusement park terrorist attacks. What kind of scene hasn't she seen?

But this scene, she really hasn't seen before.

Is this a scene from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

Where did the Eight-Foot Tall woman learn these sophisticated words?

Thinking of this, Kawasaki Saki glanced at Yae Hoshi beside her and sighed slightly.

Needless to say, she learned it from him.

That sentence, 'A good bird chooses a tree to nest in, and a loyal minister chooses a lord to serve,' was exactly what Yae Hoshi said last night!

Faced with the Eight-Foot Tall woman's surrender offer, only a face with wavy hair, wearing a black mask and hat, revealing only a pair of beautiful eyes, peeked out from the dilapidated window on the second floor, and replied with two cold words.

"Hehe."

The Eight-Foot Tall woman stomped her feet in anger, causing her two fleshy parts to tremble.

"Hey, you are so rude..."

"Eight-Foot, what are you doing?"

Hearing Yae Hoshi's voice, the Eight-Foot Tall woman turned around, looking submissive.

"That... Boss... I..."

"This is the surprise gift you were going to give me?"

Yae Hoshi now understood.

So, the surprise gift that Eight-Foot said she was going to prepare for him was the Slit-Mouthed Woman?

"These evil spirits...?"

Seeing Yae Hoshi's gaze sweeping towards the dozens of evil spirits surrounding the house, the Eight-Foot Tall woman quickly explained.

"Master, these are all my subordinates."

"Subordinates?"

Yae Hoshi smiled and praised.

"You're quite capable. It's only been half a day since you entered the Reverse Side, and you've already recruited so many subordinates? Very efficient."

"Of course."

The Eight-Foot Tall woman had a naive smile on her face, like a pure young girl showing off to her lover. She crossed her arms in front of her chest, and said with a smug look.

"When I meet an evil spirit, I defeat it first, and then I eat its body little by little. I tell them that if they don't submit, their fate will be to be slowly devoured by me, bit by bit, and then they submit."

Yae Hoshi nodded with satisfaction upon hearing this, and praised.

"Very good, very good, you are a promising child."

Kawasaki Saki had a complicated look on her face, wondering why the method used by the Eight-Foot Tall woman felt so familiar.

Isn't this...?

Isn't this the method Yae Hoshi used to make her submit when the Eight-Foot Tall woman and Yae Hoshi first met?

Good heavens, she really learned a lesson from her mistakes.

Who would dare to say that Eight-Foot is stupid in the future?

Everyone says she's stupid, but she's not stupid at all, she's very smart!

"However, you are still lacking in one aspect."

Yae Hoshi's gaze turned to the two-story building, and his eyes met the Slit-Mouthed Woman's.

A kind smile appeared on his face, and he said softly.

"Let me handle the surrender offer."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yae Hoshi's figure suddenly disappeared from the spot.

Before Touma and the others could find him, they heard a muffled sound.

"Bang!"

They turned their heads and saw that Yae Hoshi had already appeared inside the two-story building at some point.

Moreover, he had already grabbed the Slit-Mouthed Woman's neck, lifted her up, and smashed her against the wall in front of him, then landed on the ground, stepping on the Slit-Mouthed Woman's abdomen with one foot, and said with a smile.

"Now, I will begin the surrender offer."

Chapter 262: Dango's Stunning Work, The Slit-Mouthed Woman Submits Willingly

Anjou Naruko was dumbfounded when she saw Yae Hoshi stepping on the Slit-Mouthed Woman.

So... this is how you offer surrender?

Physical surrender?

No, is this normal exorcism?

In the legends that Anjou Naruko had heard, there was always a battle of wits and courage, using various magical artifacts, and even formations and talismans. Only after a fierce battle of life and death could the exorcist eliminate the evil spirit.

What is this situation in front of her?

It felt like Yae Hoshi had transformed into a dump truck, directly creating the Slit-Mouthed Woman from the two-story building where she was hiding.

Is this style of painting really not off track?

Anjou Naruko looked shocked and sluggish, turning her gaze to the others beside her, but found that Makino-hara Shouko, Touma Kazusa, Kawasaki Saki, Menma, and the beautiful kimono woman who shared the same name as the legendary great demon, Tamamo-no-Mae, all looked calm and indifferent.

"No... you..."

Seeing Anjou Naruko trying her best to organize her words, pointing at Yae Hoshi standing there, looking shocked and not knowing how to evaluate him, Menma smiled, raised her hand and rubbed her hair, and said softly.

"Anaru, you'll get used to it in the future. Yae Hoshi-niichan fights evil spirits like this."

Anjou Naruko licked her lips, which had become dry due to nervousness, and didn't know what to say.

Just looking at this scene...

It's obvious that this Yae Hoshi classmate is more like an evil spirit!

Just then, the Slit-Mouthed Woman, who was stepped on the ground, facing the sky, originally wanted to say something, but when her gaze fell on Yae Hoshi's face, she suddenly spoke with a smiling voice.

"Do you think I'm pretty?"

Hearing this question, everyone, including the Eight-Foot Tall woman and Tamamo-no-Mae, was dumbfounded.

No... are you that fierce?

You're being stepped on the ground, almost killed by Yae Hoshi, and the first thing you say is to ask him if he thinks you're pretty?

What a top-notch simp!

Yae Hoshi immediately reacted, it wasn't that his appearance and charm had been exaggerated to the point where he could make the Slit-Mouthed Woman, who he had just met, fall for him.

But...

"BYD, the passive skill has been triggered, right?"

Looking at everyone present, there was Kawasaki Saki, a beautiful young girl with a delinquent aura, Menma, a well-behaved and cute type, Touma Kazusa, who exuded an aura that kept strangers away and had a refined temperament, Anjou Naruko, a spicy girl style, Makino-hara Shouko, who seemed like a virtuous wife and good mother, looking gentle and considerate, and with a hint of hidden dark belly.

There was even the Eight-Foot Tall woman, who played the moe contrast, and Tamamo-no-Mae, who was dignified, elegant, charming, these two were not even human contestants.

But...

There was only one male human, Yae Hoshi.

The Slit-Mouthed Woman, formed by the negative impressions of humans, directly triggered the passive skill.

"Do you think... I'm pretty?"

The Slit-Mouthed Woman's eyes were fixed on Yae Hoshi's face, her eyes were as touching as a deer, and with her curvy figure and smooth wavy black long hair, even people with normal aesthetics would give the same answer.

"Pretty."

"Then..."

Before the Slit-Mouthed Woman could say anything, Yae Hoshi quickly rattled off several names as if he was reciting a menu.

"But, not as good as Anjou Naruko, Makino-hara Shouko, Honma Meiko, Kawasaki Saki, Touma Kazusa."

Hearing this sentence, Touma Kazusa still had a poker face, but the slight arc of her mouth that she couldn't suppress still betrayed her true thoughts.

Makino-hara Shouko and Menma looked very happy, without any pretense.

As for Kawasaki Saki and Anjou Naruko...

"This... what is this guy... talking about randomly..."

The faces of the two beautiful girls, Anjou Naruko and Kawasaki Saki, simultaneously showed the shyness of being directly attacked by a straight ball, directly breaking their defense.

The two girls looked at each other.

Confirmed the look in your eyes, you are also a person who has no defense against Yae Hoshi?

"Since you think I'm pretty..."

The Slit-Mouthed Woman's passive skill was still being triggered.

She slowly uncovered the black mask on her face, revealing a delicate face, but with a terrifying slit mouth on both sides of her mouth.

"Then..."

The Slit-Mouthed Woman opened her mouth wide, her mouth almost reaching the sides of her ears, and said with a chilling tone, smiling.

"Now... do you still think I'm pretty?"

"Open it wider."

"Ha?"

Yae Hoshi bent down, looked directly at the Slit-Mouthed Woman's terrifying face, and smiled.

"Didn't you hear me? I told you to open your mouth wider."

Faced with such a request, the Slit-Mouthed Woman was stunned.

Normally, when humans see her like this, they would either run away in fear and be killed by her.

Or they would pretend to be strong and insincerely praise her for being pretty, and then she could say that classic line.

"You think I'm pretty like this? Then I'll make you as pretty as me!"

But...

Open your mouth wider?

What kind of request is this?

"You're not opening it, right? Come out."

Along with Yae Hoshi's words, the black and white ghost hands, which had turned into the size of normal human arms, appeared. Before the Slit-Mouthed Woman could react at all, they were already supporting her on the left and right, preventing her from closing her mouth.

"Come..."

Seeing Yae Hoshi take out a light pink bento box, Kawasaki Saki seemed to realize something, and her face suddenly changed.

"Could it be..."

Yae Hoshi smiled kindly, opened the loving bento made by Yuigahama Yui, which was full of heart (killing intent), and directly inverted the bento box, pouring it into the Slit-Mouthed Woman's wide-open mouth.