Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

"Buddy, I'm feeding you something good!"

"Ugh… Ugh…"

The Slit-Mouthed Woman struggled desperately, but Tamamo-no-Mae and Hachishaku-sama, who had walked over, held down her limbs.

Despair appeared in her eyes, and feeling the taste in her mouth, the entire ghost was about to give up.

In the next second, after Ye Xing poured most of the food from the bento box into the Slit-Mouthed Woman's mouth, he gently placed the bento box aside, then squatted down, stretched out his hands, one hand pressing down on the top of the Slit-Mouthed Woman's head, and the other supporting her chin.

"Come on, you have to chew slowly when you eat, otherwise you'll have indigestion."

In the Slit-Mouthed Woman's desperate eyes, Ye Xing's hands transmitted a force that she couldn't resist, slowly closing her wide-open mouth, and helping her to chew the food in her mouth.

"This…"

Anjou Naruko looked puzzled.

"What is he doing? Isn't he exorcising a demon? Why is he feeding her? Could it be that he's gone soft?"

"You're wrong, Anaru."

Menma patted Anjou Naruko's shoulder, her fair face, like Kawasaki Saki and Makinohara Shoko, showed a complex expression, sighed, and said earnestly.

"What the Slit-Mouthed Woman is experiencing now… is the most terrifying torment in the world, even Ye Xing himself would find it hard to bear."

"Huh?"

Anjou Naruko frowned slightly, looking doubtful.

"It's just eating a bento, is it that bad?"

"It's that bad, look…"

Anjou Naruko looked in the direction Menma pointed, only to see the Slit-Mouthed Woman's body twitching inexplicably, like she was having a seizure.

Although her face couldn't be seen clearly, judging from the Slit-Mouthed Woman's faint, weak moans…

The Slit-Mouthed Woman… seemed to be unable to hold on?

Anjou Naruko found it hard to believe.

A powerful evil spirit that Ye Xing grabbed by the neck, slammed through a wall, and then fell heavily on the cement floor, didn't seem to suffer any injuries, would actually show such a painful appearance in front of a small bento?

Could it be that the bento was also blessed?

After helping the Slit-Mouthed Woman chew carefully for nearly two minutes, Ye Xing signaled Tamamo-no-Mae and Hachishaku-sama to release her.

The black and white ghost hands also disappeared.

However, the Slit-Mouthed Woman at this time already looked like she had lost the will to live, her body twitching involuntarily, her eyes already lost in focus, only a faint moan coming from her nose, looking like she was about to die.

"I… I…"

The Slit-Mouthed Woman lay on the ground, looking at the red moon in the sky, the consciousness of the entire ghost was already a little blurred.

Too cruel.

Seeing the Slit-Mouthed Woman like this, Kawasaki Saki, Menma, and Makinohara Shoko, who knew the power of Yuigahama Yui's cooking, all showed unbearable expressions.

Komachi's cooking skills can be described as having maxed-out talent.

What's more, this time it was even better, using a full heart to create a peak masterpiece!

Kawasaki Saki, Menma, and Makinohara Shoko didn't even have the courage to use their limited imagination to speculate on what the taste of Komachi's great cooking was like.

Anyway, it's not for them to eat.

"Is it that bad? Let me try it."

In the shocked gazes of everyone, Ye Xing actually picked up the bento box that he had just put aside, picked up a slightly strangely shaped takoyaki with a strange green color, and slowly put it in his mouth.

He even tasted it carefully!

"Hmm… this spicy taste… chili pepper? And a numb taste… Sichuan peppercorns?"

At this moment, Ye Xing could only use one word to describe Yuigahama Yui's cooking.

Mixed feelings.

The spiciness of chili peppers, combined with the sweet spiciness of green peppers, the numbing spiciness of Sichuan peppercorns, supplemented by the special seasoning of Houttuynia cordata, with a base of sweet and greasy cream, and the taste of cocoa powder, it was simply…

There was no simply, an indescribable taste.

The key is that so many ingredients, gathered in a small takoyaki, could actually achieve non-interference with each other, with distinct layers at the moment of entry, but after chewing, it was like seeing a goblin of a beautiful saint, instantly gathering together, erupting a dizzying stimulation.

As expected of you, Yuigahama Yui.

And the Slit-Mouthed Woman, who was already eating in a daze, wandering on the edge of death, saw that Ye Xing actually took the initiative to eat that bento, and was even able to comment on it, a look of unbelievable shock appeared in her eyes.

Then, without the slightest hesitation, she struggled to sit up from the ground, directly in front of Ye Xing, made a dogeza posture, burying her head on the ground, and said from the bottom of her heart.

"Please… please let me follow you!"

The Slit-Mouthed Woman was completely convinced.

She lost.

Too strong, too strong!

The Slit-Mouthed Woman originally thought that what Hachishaku-sama said about the strongest exorcist in history, and that joining the Overlimit Society would have unlimited bright prospects, was all nonsense.

But now, she was sincerely convinced, prostrating herself on the ground.

To be able to eat that bento without changing face, and even be able to comment on it…

What is the strongest, the difference is obvious!

Hachishaku-sama looked at Ye Xing standing there, accepting the Slit-Mouthed Woman's submission, her eyes flashing with worship.

As expected of the boss!

He easily did what she couldn't do.

It seems that simply copying the lines is not enough.

I must become stronger, I must become like the boss, possessing the powerful personal charm that can make evil spirits submit!

"Very good."

Looking at the Slit-Mouthed Woman prostrating before him, Ye Xing nodded with satisfaction.

"In that case, the signing of the contract and the arrangement of work content will be left to you, Hachishaku."

"Okay!"

Hachishaku-sama smiled happily, nodding repeatedly.

Promotion!

"Ahem."

Hachishaku-sama walked slowly in front of the Slit-Mouthed Woman with her hands behind her back, looking arrogant, and said in a deep voice.

"In that case, let's sign the contract."

"The terms of the contract…"

Hachishaku-sama paused slightly here, as if recalling something, and continued after a few seconds.

"Six days a week, with at least twelve hours of effective work each day. If you don't complete the work I assign you within the specified working hours, you will have to work overtime for free, without overtime pay, and your bonus will be deducted."

"Holidays will be subject to a compensatory leave system. You can take a break, but the missing working hours must be made up for during normal times."

"You must also be available at any time outside of working hours. As long as I call your name, you must appear immediately, otherwise it will be treated as a day of absenteeism."

"As a reward, your weekly salary is the ability to devour an evil spirit, and you also have the protection of me… and my boss."

After saying this, Hachishaku-sama squatted down, patted the Slit-Mouthed Woman's shoulder, and added.

"If you perform well, the boss might be in a good mood and give you a raise. That's the most delicious thing in the world. Work hard, Little Slit."

The contract terms offered by Hachishaku-sama sounded very familiar to Ye Xing.

Think about it carefully… how could it not be familiar?

Isn't this the contract that I initially offered to Hachishaku-sama?

Good, good, good.

Hachishaku, who was once exploited, has now evolved into a scab, starting to ruthlessly exploit the newly joined workplace rookie, the Slit-Mouthed Woman.

"Okay, Hachishaku-sama."

"Eh, that's right, good sister, please get up quickly."

Looking at Hachishaku-sama's pretentious appearance, Ye Xing couldn't help but complain from the side.

"That's enough, be normal, are you pretending to be Lin Daiyu? Are you acting out 'Dream of the Red Chamber' with me here?"

Afterwards, Ye Xing looked at the dozens of evil spirits around him who were cowering, not daring to approach, nor daring to leave, and waved his hand casually.

"Let them all go, they look too disgusting."

"Okay."

Hachishaku-sama turned around, imitated Ye Xing's movements, waved at the group of evil spirits, and said coldly.

"You can get lost."

Hearing these words, the evil spirits were relieved, and quickly dispersed like birds and beasts, disappearing into the distance.

"I didn't expect it to end so simply."

Tamamo-no-Mae walked over gracefully, extended a finger, lifted the Slit-Mouthed Woman's chin, and looked at her with a smile, but a chill appeared in her eyes.

"Little Slit, what are your special skills?"

"Special skills?"

"I mean, what are you good at?"

"What I'm good at…"

The Slit-Mouthed Woman thought for a while before replying seriously.

"My mouth can open almost to my ears, does that count as a special skill?"

Tamamo-no-Mae: "…"

Tamamo-no-Mae looked at Ye Xing, looking helpless.

"Ye Xing-kun, this guy, although her strength is not bad, she can only be considered above average among the evil spirits in the Reverse World. She doesn't seem very smart either, and she doesn't have any special abilities, so she's not very useful."

"It doesn't matter."

Ye Xing smiled nonchalantly.

"Just let her be a patrol officer, so she can help Hachishaku-sama share some of the burden. As for whether she can develop special abilities or become stronger, it depends on future training. Truly powerful evil spirits are not so easy to control. The ability to think rationally is my top priority."

"Since you've said so, I certainly won't object."

Tamamo-no-Mae smiled slightly and didn't say anything more.

At this time, Touma Kazusa walked to Ye Xing's side and said lightly.

"Is the mission over?"

Ye Xing nodded and replied with a smile.

"Almost, but let's stick to the original plan and stay here for one night, after all…"

Ye Xing glanced at Anjou Naruko, Menma, and Makinohara Shoko, who were shivering and uneasy not far away.

"I don't have the patience to cultivate their psychological qualities. It's better to spend the whole night in the Reverse World surrounded by evil spirits and force them to grow up quickly."

It's not that Ye Xing is targeting Menma and the others.

Every spiritualist in the Supernatural Society has gone through this.

Yotsuya Miko ate bento in the abandoned building surrounded by evil spirits.

Futaba Rio also came to the Reverse World. At that time, she was just an ordinary girl, and she encountered the powerful Tamamo-no-Mae for the first time.

Yukinoshita Haruno's psychological quality doesn't need special training, she's already very strong.

Yuigahama Yui has also experienced Hachishaku-sama's attack, a tour of the Reverse World, the Sunny Doll Killer incident, and many other trials.

Sakurajima Mai is a patient with Adolescence Syndrome, she has even experienced the matter of her own imminent disappearance, so fighting evil spirits is just like that to her.