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Chapter 1 Hugging the Funny Little Lolita
In the luxurious bedroom, a little lolita who looked to be in her teens was answering her cell phone. However, the little lolita's face was getting worse and worse. There was a hint of worry on her pink and beautiful face, which made her originally The surprisingly beautiful appearance made me feel pity for her even more.

beep—

Before the person on the phone could finish speaking, little Loli frowned and hung up the phone, casually threw Kidney Fruit 7 on the bed, and she threw herself on the big soft bed, rolling around, groping Hugging the funny pillow at the head of the bed, her small body shrank into a ball, and the distressed expression on her immature face made people want to pinch it.

"Why did you transmigrate and become a loli, and leave me a mess to clean up... Repay 100 million in one month!"

Hao Meng, who had just inherited the memory of her former owner, had to accept the fact that she had traveled through time and transformed into an 18-year-old legal lolita. Coincidentally, this little lolita was also named Hao Meng.

Originally, she just stayed at home and played games, and occasionally wore women's clothing secretly, but now, she has somehow become a little lolita, although she can wear women's clothing openly in the future, the problem is...

This is no longer the world he is familiar with. The earth has become a planet called Gaia, and this country is called Longhua Country. Now he is in a coastal city called Island City.

Before I had time to appreciate what it was like, I received a collection call from the bank sadly.

From my memory, I learned that little Lolita’s parents died in an air crash two years ago when she was on a business trip. The family property was divided up by distant relatives who came out of nowhere, and only one villa was left as an inheritance. No money.

On her 18th birthday, the little loli used her villa as collateral to borrow 100 million yuan from the bank. The money was squandered in less than a year. Now the repayment date is next month. The house can't be kept either.

Hao Meng sighed, this experience is really pitiful, if not for her rebirth, the house might be confiscated in a month, and then this cute little loli is homeless and living on the street, the fate is self-evident... But then again, if If I don't get the 100 million in a month, wouldn't I be in trouble for myself!

Gathering 100 million within a month was originally an impossible task for Hao Meng, but fortunately she still has a funny system.

funny system
Name: Hao Meng

Funny Coins: 0
Followers: 0
Cute value: 5
Cooking skills: 1 (only instant noodles)
Singing: 5 (so-so)
Game Skills: Unknown (cancer/metaphysics)

Luck: -50 (African Great Chief)

Integrity: 100/100 (the character dies when the integrity value reaches zero)
Current task:

Live games. (open mall)
Followers reach 100. (Enable the recording room function)

Completing all tasks within the day rewards one funny coin and rolls the dice once.

……

Seeing the luck value, she finally understood why she couldn't get SSR when she played mobile games before, and why she couldn't get a knife when she opened the box...

Shaking her little head to drive out her wild thoughts, Hao Meng jumped off the bed and walked on the carpet with a pair of bare white feet.

In addition to a luxurious double bed, this bedroom also has an exquisite dressing table, and a computer is temporarily placed on the rosewood desk where letters were originally written.

When she came to the dressing table and looked at herself in the mirror, she couldn't help being in a trance for a while, and actually had the illusion of breaking through the dimensional wall.

With a petite height of one and a half meters, she is wearing a loose shirt that can be used as a dress, and her soft silver hair is casually scattered around her waist. This is a look that only exists in Two-dimensional. The little loli in the mirror is now He looked at himself curiously with those big clear and transparent eyes.

Feeling the gaze staring at her, Hao Meng's face was shy, and she lowered her head subconsciously to avoid her gaze. How could Hao Meng, who used to blush when talking to girls, dare to look at this cute face.

Lowering his head, his eyes just happened to fall on the pair of slender white legs in the mirror...

Hao Meng resisted the urge to change into women's clothing, and shook her head to get rid of the distracting thoughts in her mind.

It is important to do the task first.

Thinking of this, she turned on the computer on the table.

As the iconic window icon of Juhard Company appeared on the screen, and the computer turned on and entered the desktop, Hao Meng couldn't wait to open the browser called Gouge, and she typed a "beep" in the search bar.

After entering the carriage return, the first item retrieved by the search engine was a video website called "Beep and Thunder". To be honest, the name really caught her off guard.

Click to enter, except for the strange name, it is almost the same as the website content of that world in my impression.

Hao Meng entered the cover songs she used to watch frequently in the search bar of the beep station, but was surprised to find that there was no relevant data displayed.

"It must be that my opening posture is wrong..."

Continue to change the Chinese name and re-enter it, but there is still no relevant data.

Continue to search for some familiar songs, this time Hao Meng enlarged the scope to the entire Internet.

"Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss", no!

"Mighty and Majestic", no!

"Senbonzakura", no!

……

Maybe it's just a different name?similar style?

With this thought in mind, Hao Meng searched for the most popular songs, all of which were unheard of genres with no similarities.

I searched for other well-known novels and film and television works, but there are still no similar works.

For 100 million, Hao Meng had no choice but to put his mind on this beep station.

Sing?Home dance?play?

Not to mention that I don't know anything about these things, even if I learn and sell them now, I don't have time.

Only by attracting a wave of fans through live broadcast can you earn rewards and repay debts.

After checking the configuration of this computer, Hao Meng found that it was really low-priced. The dual-core processor, 4G memory, 610 Raging Bull graphics card, and the cooling fan roared like a tractor when it was turned on. Hao Meng, a level 12 player in the Kabbah level 11 map bar, can't wait to throw this pile of garbage out of the window.

But she still held back, after all, she still counted on this computer to complete the task.

The former owner was also a veteran player, and there were four king game platforms on the desktop taskbar.

They are sbeam, rotten orange, yu bitch, and blizzard.

Open sbeam, the game list shows a long list of gray games, obviously none of them are installed.

After clicking on the profile, Hao Meng's eyes were instantly blinded.

Level: 1000

Badges: 2867

Game: 5462
……

Now she somewhat understands how the 100 million was spent.

Hao Meng found that the games in this world were almost the same as the world he had been in, and found a few games like "GTAV", "CF: GO", "L4D3", and "Battle Royale".

Click on a rotten orange icon, and there is a game called "Boyfriend 1", and found some "The Division Shrinks", "Watch Dogs", "Assassin's Creed" series of games on the game platform called Yubitch, and There are blizzard family barrels: Overwatch, Membrane, Interstellar....

Although there are many games, it may be because the computer configuration cannot bring them up. Obviously they are not installed. After searching for a long time, I finally found a sandbox creation game called "Other People's World" in the hard disk.

　This is a new book for a newbie. I also ask for your support from all the viewers. It is not purely a game article. This book is a funny and warm and relaxing guide to daily life. There is no pretentiousness or slap in the face. Please feel free to consume it.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)