Becoming a god starts from farming on Mars

Chapter 159 The door god is crying

At this moment, it was Chen Butou fighting against the portrait of the door god.

In the beginning, the two sides were neither hot nor angry, and neither provoked a fierce battle. They both wanted to preserve their strength for emergencies.

After the portrait of the door god and Chen Butou fought for more than 30 minutes, Chen Butou became a little anxious.

In fact, it wasn't just Chen Butou who was anxious, the few people watching the battle were also a little impatient.

"Hey, Capt. Chen, don't you tell me, are you really good? How come you have to fight for such a long time with such a big fool? I'm really sorry for the bragging you just made." I love you said teasingly from the side.

"That's right, don't you say that you have no rivals in poetry and songs? Are you really bragging? Ah, Catcher Chen." The lost boy said.

"Let me tell you, Capt. Chen wanted to make a little joke with the portrait of the door god. The content of this joke is to play monkey." You love me said.

"Playing like a monkey? How do you say this?" I love you said inexplicably.

"Of course I will play with the portrait of the door god." You love me and said with a light smile.

I love you still puzzled, and said, "How do you know? Could it be that you can read minds?"

You love me smiled lightly again, and continued to speak: "Didn't you hear it? From the beginning to the present, every line of Chen Butou's poems has a taste of irony. Who is he ironic? Can't you hear it?" come out?"

"It turns out that for example, this Chen Butou is really interesting." I love you suddenly realized, and said.

The lost boy said, "As expected of Capt. Chen, every sentence is ironic, and it's hard for him to think of it."

Yute smiled calmly and said: "However, I think what's even better is that you love me. None of us saw it, but he did. It shows that your observation skills in loving me are even more perfect." !”

"Where is it, I just saw it by chance, and the tricks are not worth mentioning." You love me and said with a light smile.

"Hehe, you said you are fat and you are still out of breath, don't talk about it, continue to watch the battle." I love you and said with a face of dissatisfaction.

"Go away, Yu Le and Lost Boy know how to praise me, but he is good, not only does not praise me, he should bury me, I really want to give you two mouths, old man, get out!" You love me He glared at I love you angrily and said.

"Don't be angry. I'll apologize to you. I'll beat your back and squeeze your shoulders to calm your anger. My dear wife, I'm the one who talks too much. I deserve to die. You don't remember the faults of others. Forgive me. This time, there will never be another time in the future, okay?" I loved you and even coaxed and deceived, and finally the expression of your love for me changed.

"It's almost the same this time, but remember, you can say what you still say, and don't fart if you shouldn't fart." You love me and warned.

"So... what if a fart comes?" I love you and said in a funny tone.

"Hold it back." You love me, stare at you, and say.

"Stop quarreling, you two, hurry up and watch the battle, or you will miss the good show." Yu Le said.

At this time, Bai Lin suddenly realized something, and he said, "Everyone, listen, what is this sound?"

Yu Le was puzzled, and listened carefully, but he didn't hear anything. He shook his head in astonishment, and said in doubt: "There is no sound, could it be that you are hallucinating?"

"Impossible, I will never hallucinate. I heard it. It is the voice of someone calling. You are watching the battle first. I will go and find out what it is." look for it.

The lost boy was very curious, and he called out, "Hey, I'll go with you."

Yu Le nodded and said: "It's okay, you two go together. If there is any problem, both of you can take care of it. But I have a request. If there is any special situation or difficult problem to deal with, especially It's a dangerous matter, so don't act recklessly. Come back and let's discuss the matter together."

"Well, don't worry, the lost boy and I will go first." Bai Lin said.

"Okay, let's go." The lost boy finished speaking, and left with Bai Lin.

I love you for no reason, and said, "Tell me, what did Bai Lin hear?"

Yu Le smiled lightly and said, "Anyway, I didn't hear anything."

You love me took a deep breath, and then slowly exhaled it, and then said: "There are two possibilities. First, he made up an excuse at random to leave here and do what he wants to do. .Second, he possesses the magical power of spiritual ears that we do not have. People with this skill can hear sounds that others cannot hear. In fact, this kind of sound does not exist, but we do not have the ability to hear it. So it feels like the sound doesn't exist. In other words, just like a person who has opened his or her clairvoyance can see things that a person who has not opened his or her clairvoyance can see. Although it looks magical on the surface, in fact only one person has this Ability is also very lonely, at least there is no one to share it with.”

Yule agreed very much with the view that you love me, and couldn't help but applaud the words you said about loving me. He said, "Well, I appreciate your keen observation and insight. You really It’s amazing.”

"Where, you are the one who praised me." You love me and said.

I love you on the side and said proudly: "Oh, don't you look at whose wife this is. I guess there will never be such a smart and capable wife in the world. Speaking of it, I am really lucky." .”

"Cut, it's up to you to say." You love me smugly and said.

At this time, Chen Butou and the portrait of the door god had already fought to the point of dire straits.

"I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you, you big fool, the door god portrait is a super big fool." Chen Butou said in a joking tone.

The portrait of the gate god was half-deadly pissed off by Chen Butou, and he said angrily: "Chen Butou, without you who can answer poems like you, you can simply annoy a living person to death, and you can even animate a dead person to death, what do you want?" How about it."

Chen Butou looked cynical, and said at the beginning: "Ah, is there a sentence I am not correct enough? If so, please don't hesitate to enlighten me and connect it."

Every line of poem and every question uttered by the portrait of the door god, Chen Butou can match it with ease.

However, every time Chen Butou asked any question, the door god portrait had to think for a long time. Such an obvious contrast presented a very difficult problem for the door god portrait.

This question is also a ceiling difficulty. I don't know what to do with the rare portrait of the door god. In the end, I was so anxious that I burst into tears.

"Woooo! Catcher Chen, you are simply deceiving people too much. You didn't use the poems and songs you learned in books to correct, so this doesn't count."

"Why can't it be counted, why must the poems and songs in the book be published, and I didn't explain it clearly at the beginning of the battle." The portrait of the door god looked up at Yu Le, and said at the beginning.

Yule nodded: "Say it openly, what you said is not unreasonable, but Chen Captou has not committed any foul play, so you should just deal with it honestly."

(End of this chapter)