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"Why?" B was shocked.

"By my urethra." A said: "My urethra...is very long."

Classmate B: ...

Ouhe: ...

Xu Cong: ...

Dahe Gang members: ...

Long urethra?Is it a disguise to say that his dick is also very long?

Damn it, even if Ouhe has nothing to do with Ning Yunlan, he doesn't intend to let these two idiots go.

Almost as soon as the two of them finished pretending to beep, Ouhe issued an order.

"Where is the Dahe Gang!" Ouhe shouted, staring at the two people in front of him.

"Here!" Xu Cong and others raised their hands behind him and said, "What orders does Brother He have?"

"beat him!"

Following Ouhe's order, more than a dozen members of the Dahe Gang, including a few girls from class 1 of the sophomore year, ran after the two second beeps.

They don't allow anyone to covet their principal.

Although they often talk about it, this is a war between "countries" and they don't allow others to slander their principal.

Then the meeting...

There is an extra screen.

Two second-beeps from a certain university were caught on a tree by locals from Honghu University and held a cruel "Aruba".

After they were done, they clapped their hands, left the two exhausted, and left the scene.

People from other schools dare not speak out.

Because the people of Dahe Gang are very cruel.

They can't afford it.

Jingle Bell.

Ahead, the phone of Ouhe, who is honoring the school, rang. He took it out and saw that it was Ning Yunlan!

Xu Cong and the others leaned over to see who it was, but they were pushed away by Ouhe.

His relationship with Ning Yunlan should not be known by a big mouth like Xu Cong.

Otherwise, the whole school will spread the word.

"What are you doing?" Ou He asked the woman on the phone standing under the tree where the two Erbees were lying.

"Look at the second floor." Ning Yunlan's soft and glutinous voice came out, like a ball of meat buns, wrapping Ouhe's whole body warm, very rotten.

He didn't know why the woman's tone was so strange recently, it was not sharp, but a little more gentle, so... he was even more scared!
"I see." Ouhe raised his head, and through the sunny leaves, he saw a plump woman by the window on the second floor, "Don't stand too far, be careful not to fall to your death!"

"You!" Ning Yunlan's voice froze, and she wanted to scold him a few words, but she didn't know why, and she had no reason to refute.

Because the other party is... caring about her.

Inexplicably, she was attracted to a man who was ten years younger than her.

This is an exclusive trait of a certain type of girl, who likes powerful and majestic men.

And the man under the tree gave her such a terrible feeling.

Ning Yunlan... just likes a man who can yell at her loudly.

It will make her feel cool.

This is also the reason why she would scold Ouhe, because she felt that Ouhe was very poisonous, and for some reason... she was scolded... very comfortable.

But this feeling, she still refuses to admit it, she is stubborn.

"Come on, why are you looking for me?" Ouhe asked into the phone.

At this time, the two second beeps lying at his feet looked at him and asked, "Brother, who are you calling?"

"None of your business?" Ou He raised his brows and raised his foot to trample the two of them to death.

The two of them were shocked, and they huddled together, secretly hating themselves for being meddlesome, for actually messing with the leader of the Dahe Gang.

Just now, he was the one who "mated" them with the trees, and their testicles are still in pain.

"Stop!" Ning Yunlan's voice came out on the phone, "Do you think I'm not here? Do you still want to rape them? This is a student from our friendship school. You beat him in your own school. Let us Honghu How did the university end? What did they say about us when they went back?"

"Don't worry, they don't dare." Ou He said: "The exchange meeting was beaten up by people from other schools. If I were a man, I would have no face to go back and tell people, don't you think so?"

The last sentence, Ouhe asked the two wounded on the ground.

The two didn't know who he was talking to on the phone, but they still nodded desperately.

Ouhe knew them very well, and they really didn't intend to pass this matter back, because it would be embarrassing.

"Why did you beat them?" Ning Yunlan asked the most concerned question.

She had just received the news that Ouhe had beaten someone from a certain university, and she knew the answer.

But she still wanted to make sure.

I don't know why, but it always feels weird.

Very... very happy.

"They're talking bad about you behind your back." Ou He said, "You don't have to thank me, Xu Cong and the others took the lead, I'm just shouting from the side."

"Heh." Ning Yunlan sneered, why Xu Cong took the lead?You are the boss, if you don't speak up, how dare they beat people from other schools?

"What are you laughing at? I just hang up if I have nothing to do. I hate you." Ouhe said.

"One more thing." Ning Yunlan said: "Did you forget what you promised me? What have you been doing this morning? It's time for lunch now. When will your three firsts be won for me?" , this is what you promised me!"

In fact, Ning Yunlan didn't intend for Ouhe to get the first place at all, because the first place is very difficult, she doesn't know Ouhe's strength, and thinks it is impossible for him to achieve it.

She is thinking of him.

Originally, she would not have mentioned this matter, but if she did not, Ouhe would think that she deliberately came to ask him why he fought, how bad it was.

"Don't worry, before today, the three first trophies were given to you, but you have to award them to me first before I can return them to you." Ouhe said casually, not taking this matter to heart at all. With his strength and speed, wouldn't it be easy to win a few sprint championships?
"It's best!" Ning Yunlan told Ouhe to stop making trouble, and then hung up the phone.

She is very busy today because things are too disturbing, otherwise she would not call Ouhe.

I don't know why...the two have experienced quarrels and reconciliations, and the relationship has become very complicated.

If it wasn't for the sleep, they would still be teachers and students.

but after sleep...

This relationship is terrifying.

Become unknown, become mysterious.

It became someone planted in.

After Ou He left, the two people on the ground frowned, thought for a long time, and suddenly exclaimed: "Who was he talking on the phone with just now?!"

"It seems to be..." B pondered for a while, and said: "He said 'the other party speaks ill of you'. Who were we beaten for? The woman opposite him—"

"Isn't it Ning Yunlan?!"

The faces of the two were shocked, "This leader of the Dahe Gang is so awesome? He even has Ning Yunlan's personal phone number?"

"No, let's get up, find him, treat him as master, and beg him to give us Ning Yunlan's phone number!"

"Okay! Brother, give me a hand, my hip hurts."

"Come on, let's stand on each other's shoulders."

"Ah."

Under the tree, a new story happened.

However, the man they were thinking of had already appeared in a certain sports event at this time.

Ouhe originally planned to find a place and just win a few gold medals, but he just...

There was a sea of ​​people, people he knew everywhere.

He didn't want to shock the world too much, so he came to an area with few people.

What he wants to compete is shooting!