I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.

Chapter 97: Eating the melon on your head?
Finally, the town sent out a lot of garbage trucks and mobilized a lot of cleaners. After a day of hard work, they finally cleaned up all the S.

Because cleaning was too difficult and there were too many things to clean, the cleaners were reluctant to go out at the beginning.

The staff tried their best to persuade him and did a lot of ideological work before he finally got him convinced.

However, when they arrived at the scene, they all backed out.

It is said that many cleaners fainted from the stench.

There was really no other way, so the town finally agreed to give them more subsidies, and only then did they reluctantly convince themselves to clean up the things.

But as a result, Yao Guihong and his wife's reputation was completely ruined.

No villager in Sancao Village wanted to live in the same village with them, and threatened to sue them if they did not move.

In the end, the couple had no choice but to leave the village in grievance and return to the small rental house they rented in town.

But the problem is.

Maybe they had been soaked in the pit for too long and had become marinated.

Now, no matter where you go, there is a smell of S within a ten-meter radius.

Walking on the street, passers-by are scared away by the stench from a distance.

It's simply a place where no one can get close to you.

And rumors were spreading in the town that the two of them were shit monsters.

He shouted every day that he wanted to beat them both to death to prevent them from endangering the world.

Especially those anchors, they are more like dogs smelling something, following them with a mobile phone every day to take pictures.

It doesn’t smell bad either.

Yao Guihong and her husband have become traffic passwords.

Every video he shoots becomes a hit as soon as it is released, with at least millions of views.

Soon, people all over the country knew about these two "shit monsters".

In addition, some villagers posted the video of what happened at that time.

Netizens following the video went crazy:
"Fuck, they really...really vomited S!!"

"This is crazy, this is completely crazy, ugh!!!"

"Before you said they were both S demons, I didn't believe it, but now... Ugh~~~they are really shit demons, vomiting so much!!"

"I can't stand it. I absolutely can't stand it. I'll pay a hundred dollars to anyone who kills these two shameless shit monsters."

"I'll give you 200. Damn, this is disgusting."

"I'll give you 500. Let's crowdfund."

"I'm already in the car, do you have anything to say?"

……

You know what, netizens are really powerful.

In the end, some people actually came from afar, just to see these two shit monsters.

The second reason is to give them a beating.

But they found out when they arrived at Baima Town and found Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang.

Can't beat it at all.

Good guy.

The stench is everywhere within a radius of dozens of meters, and even wearing a mask is useless. Who the hell can get close?

Don't even think about fighting, I'll vomit just by looking at it.

As luck would have it, Yao Guihong's father came from another town to visit his daughter.

As soon as I entered Baima Town, I heard passers-by on the street talking about it.

Her father heard it.

Oh, there's something interesting! Let's listen again.

Another passerby said: "Now it is said that the two of them are the reincarnation of shit demons, and their goal is to turn Baima Town into a shit pit."

"That's right. I didn't believe it at first. After all, there are no monsters in today's society. But after watching the video, I couldn't help but believe it."

"That's right. Who is a good person who can vomit so much? Ugh, I can't take it anymore. I'm going to vomit if I keep talking about it." Her father found it interesting and leaned over to ask, "Is what you said true?"

The passerby said: "Of course."

Her father: "Oh my god, could it be a shit demon? This is too exaggerated. And this woman's surname is also Yao? She is from the same family as me, but my daughter likes to be clean."

The whole street was talking about it.

Yao Guihong's father merged into the crowd and was happily eating melons.

Until someone took out his mobile phone and showed him the video taken by the villagers.

Her father was silent.

The shit demon in the rumors turned out to be his...daughter?
Eating the melon ended up in your own head?
Standing on the street, the old man seemed to have turned into a statue.

He had lived for most of his life, but this was the first time he felt so lost and at a loss.

A passerby asked him, "Hey, brother, after talking for so long, what's your name?"

"My...my last name is Wang!!"

The old man covered his face and went back to where he came from.

……

Yao Guihong and her husband hid in their rental house and dared not come out, crying all day long.

"Honey, what do you think this is? Why are we suddenly vomiting?"

In the room, Yao Guihong asked with tears in her eyes.

"How should I know? And out of nowhere, there is a manure pit next to our vegetable garden, but I clearly remember that there was only a small puddle there."

Zhao Xiaoliang has a shitty look on his face... Oh, no, it's a sad look, um, a sad look!

"Also, I clearly put water in the thermos, but I don't know why it turned into an S when you held it. And my mom made chicken soup for you to nourish your body, and I even took a sip of it, but when it reached your hands, it turned into an S."

At this point, Zhao Xiaoliang was stunned, and then looked at Yao Guihong in horror:
"Wife...you...you...you are not really a shit demon, are you?"

"You are the shit demon, your whole family is shit demons! You are also vomiting S, why don't you say that you are the shit demon, I was fine before, but after marrying into your Zhao family, I mutated into a shit demon, it must be you who infected me."

Yao Guihong was so angry that she went up and grabbed Zhao Xiaoliang's face.

"Honey, stop hitting me. I was wrong, I was wrong." Zhao Xiaoliang screamed in pain after being beaten.

After a while of noise, they finally calmed down. Zhao Xiaoliang asked tearfully:
"Now what?"

The house is now smelly. The landlord just came over to them, holding his nose and telling them that he has three days to move out. If they don't, all his tenants will move out.

The couple will soon become homeless vagrants.

"What to do? How should I know what to do?"

Yao Guihong gnashed her teeth and said, "This is all the work of that bastard called Su Lin. If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have ended up like this. I want to fight him to the death and perish together with him."

Su Lin was lying outside the window listening and felt depressed.

I thought to myself that even at this point, you two still don't repent and are putting all the blame on me.

Although it was indeed a pretty accurate guess.

But the thing is... who wants to die together with you two shit monsters?

are you crazy!
He was very angry and asked Guo Huai to grab a handful of S and throw it in through the window.

Snapped!
It just happened to hit Yao Guihong's face.

Yao Guihong subconsciously sniffed it and found it was a familiar smell. She was furious:

"Hey, who's throwing shit for fun?!"

When he turned around, he saw Su Lin outside and immediately got angry:

"Okay, so it's you. I'm going to die with you today."

As she said that, she and Zhao Xiaoliang chased out like crazy.

"Run!"

Su Lin called out to Guo Huai, and the two turned and ran.

(End of this chapter)