I have super male syndrome, so it's reasonable that I'm harmless to humans and animals.

Chapter 98 Want to buy an umbrella? Ten thousand yuan each!
Su Lin and Guo Huai ran away.

The couple chased after him, desperately chasing after him.

He chased me and cursed me at the same time, and the curses were very harsh.

The anchors also got excited when they saw it, and quickly followed with their phones raised.

Some simply started live broadcasting, chasing excitedly from behind, and shouting: "Family, give me gifts, one can of beer and one step."

Guo Huai couldn't listen any longer and said angrily:

"Brother, wait a minute, I'll go and give them some poop."

As he said that, he actually took off his pants, took a poop on the road, and then continued running.

Su Lin's forehead was filled with black lines.

I thought to myself that it was so smooth that S came as soon as you said it.

You are the shit monster.

Because Guo Huai was pulling too fast, Yao Guihong, who was chasing after him, did not notice the extra S on the road and stepped on it.

Bang!

She staggered and sat directly on the S.

"Ahhhhhh, where did this S come from on the road, what the hell..."

Yao Guihong has gone crazy. She has been dealing with S these days. Is there any justice left? ?
When Zhao Xiaoliang saw Guo Huai in front of him running while pulling up his pants, he immediately shouted, "Look, wife, which psychopath is doing that shit? He is the shit demon. He can shit a bunch of shit in a few seconds, but I can't shit for several days. If he is not a shit demon, then what is he?"

The anchors behind him also had dark lines on their faces.

I thought, does this matter?
Other people poop quickly because they have a healthy stomach, but you have constipation.

"Even if I die today, I will kill those two bastards. Ahhhh, I'm so angry."

Yao Guihong also gave it her all, not caring whether there were people around or not, she got up and continued chasing.

I just feel sorry for the group of anchors behind her.

Guo Huai's vagina was too smelly. When Yao Guihong ran in front, the smell behind her was indescribable.

But there is no other way. For the sake of traffic, I can only follow it.

Su Lin and Guo Huai ran all the way out of the town.

Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang were chasing after him. Zhao Xiaoliang was on the phone while chasing:

“Hey, hey, hurry up and bring your weapons over here. I’m going to chop that little bastard up… Damn it, I’ve already told you that I’m not a shit demon. If you keep on talking nonsense, I’ll go to your house and vomit shit, damn it!”

After hanging up the phone, Zhao Xiaoliang looked grim.

He risked his life today and vowed to kill Su Lin.

Oh yeah, and the one that poops.

In this way, Su Lin and Guo Huai ran in front, and Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang chased behind.

A large group of anchors followed behind, excitedly filming.

Finally, the gangsters under Zhao Xiaoliang also came and joined the pursuit.

soon.

The group of people left the town and came to the suburbs.

The suburbs of Baima Town are not all farmland like other towns.

Many years ago, Baima Town carried out industrial transformation and fenced off a large area to attract investment and merchants to build factories.

But later, due to various restrictions, this matter was not accomplished.

So that large piece of land was left barren, and is now overgrown with weeds almost as tall as a person, becoming a habitat for various small animals and birds. There is only a small path running through it, but the end of the road is still a large piece of wasteland, all overgrown with weeds, and it is a dead end.

People in Baima Town jokingly call this place the Baima Zoo.

Su Lin and Guo Huai ran to this path at this time, with a large group of people chasing after them.

Soon, there was no road ahead, blocked by a dense patch of wormwood. Su Lin and Guo Huai had no choice but to stop.

Yao Guihong and a large group of people chased after them, and when they saw that there was no road ahead, they laughed triumphantly:
"Run! Keep running if you can!"

Zhao Xiaoliang also sneered, and swung the stick in his hand with great vigor and power, looking very majestic.

The anchors also caught up, but did not dare to get close. They just watched from a distance, covering their noses.

Because Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang were so smelly that I couldn't smell them at all.

"You little bastards, you've picked a good place for yourselves. Even if you call the police now, it will take a while for them to arrive. In that time, we would have hacked you to death long ago."

Yao Guihong covered her nose and sneered.

She couldn't stand her own stink anymore.

Damn, that psychopath's shit smells even worse than the shit in the thermos or rice cooker.

Damn, how did you do that?
Su Lin said: "If you hack me to death, aren't you afraid of being shot?"

Yao Guihong laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, are you scared? To tell you the truth, I will execute you by shooting you. Even if I have to be shot, I will hack you to death."

Su Lin shouted again: "Everyone, look! The shit monster is going to chop people. The shit monster is going to chop people to death."

Yao Guihong was angry: "I'm not a shit demon, you are the shit demon, and the psychopath next to you is also a shit demon, he poops so fast, damn, he pooped in seconds, your whole family is a shit demon."

Guo Huai said proudly: "No one in my family poops as fast as me. I am the only one who poops fast."

"Fuck~~"

Yao Guihong and Zhao Xiaoliang were so angry that they fainted.

Did I praise you? Can't you tell the difference between good and bad words?
"In any case, you two can't leave today. I will kill you to avenge my death."

"Well, since you said that, I have to teach you a lesson today."

Su Lin took out his cell phone and checked the time, then took out two umbrellas from his arms, handed one to Guo Huai and kept the other for himself.

They are all oversized umbrellas and very sturdy.

Yao Guihong was stunned and looked up at the sky.

The sky is clear and there is no rain, so why are these two people holding umbrellas?

"You two are idiots. It's not raining, so why are you holding an umbrella?" Yao Guihong instinctively had a bad feeling, but she didn't understand what Su Lin was doing, so she asked.

Zhao Xiaoliang laughed: "Stupid, you want to use an umbrella to block our machetes, you are so naive."

Su Lin said to the anchors seriously: "It's going to rain soon, don't you want to use an umbrella? Otherwise, I will sell you an umbrella for 10,000 yuan!"

As he spoke, he actually took out a lot of umbrellas from the big backpack at the back. They were all black and very sturdy.

The anchors were stunned, and then they laughed:

"Hahahaha, this guy must be a psychopath, right? It's sunny and the sky is clear, and he wants to sell us an umbrella? And he charges 10,000 yuan for one umbrella? What an idiot, right?"

"These two idiots are so funny. I'm dying of joy."

The netizens in their live broadcast room also laughed and hugged:
"Hahahaha, I was really amused. Selling umbrellas on a sunny day for 10,000 yuan each. I am dying of laughter."

"They are sick in the brain, just two psychopaths."

"Don't tell me, don't tell me, I'm so envious of that psycho on the right, he's so fast, so awesome."

"What is the focus of the above people? Is this the main point?"

"I found that the psychopath on the left is quite handsome. Wow, he suits my aesthetic taste."

"An umbrella costs 10,000 yuan. Haha. I am so poor!"

Faced with everyone's ridicule, Su Lin did not refute.

He just quietly put away his umbrella and said, "Okay, you don't want to buy my umbrella, right? Don't regret it later!"

(End of this chapter)