Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Chapter 34 The final is coming
After the performance, Gao Dongqiang looked incredulous. He knew Qi Long. This guy had never been to a nightclub. He had been to bars, but they were quiet ones. How could he summarize a short segment about disco?

In response to this, Qi Long naturally answered that he had watched disco videos while lying in bed that year.

Gao Dongqiang no longer had any questions, but he complained in his heart, you experienced a lot during that year in the hospital bed. You innovated crosstalk, wrote songs, adapted songs, and even thought of ways to do variety shows. You were lying down, but your brain was constantly working!
This small encore soon became popular among crosstalk lovers. When they learned that the two were a temporary partner drawn by lot, and that they only had two or three minutes to create such a show-stopping effect, fans became more convinced of Qi Long's crosstalk skills.

The crosstalk blogger analyzed it immediately and found out that Qi Long had set up a prescribed scenario where "he couldn't measure it", which made an impromptu crosstalk that might have been dull become so explosive!
The number of views of the encore segment soared rapidly, and the disco jingle that Qi Long said unexpectedly became popular.

At first, a well-known short video blogger shot a video of dancing according to the lyrics, which unexpectedly set off a disco challenge.

Various bloggers, users, including crosstalk performers from Deyun Society and artists who surf the Internet intensively have also participated in the challenge!
Including Luan Yunping.
That day, Qi Long took Zhang Pan, Liu Quanmiao and others to Deyun Club to meet Guo Degang. It happened that Yan Min was going to formally discuss variety show cooperation with Deyun Company, so the four of them went there together. At the door, they met Guo Degang and his apprentice Zhu Yunfeng, also known as Shaobing.

As soon as everyone arrived at the conference room, they saw that the usually serious Luan Yunping was actually setting up a disco stage under the instigation of Cao Heyang.

Seeing Luan Yunping like this, Zhu Yunfeng was stunned. The first thing he said was: "Luan Yunping, are you crazy?"

Guo Degang acted as if he didn't know this apprentice: "You have this side, Xiao Luan!"

"Master, I heard that my uncle's jokes are being challenged online. I want to join in too!" Luan Yunping ran over happily.

Qi Long laughed: "Oh, Xiao Luan is trying to increase my popularity!"

It's a pity that the video I shot with my voice and clapperboard didn't give me any coins after I liked it.
Vice President Luan went to discuss something with Director Yan Min, while Qi Long and Guo Degang enjoyed the crosstalk performance of Zhang and Liu. It was really good and Guo Degang soon started to smile.

After the performance, Guo Degang pointed out a few problems, and then said that it was not bad overall.

"I heard from my junior fellow apprentice that you don't have any master?" Guo Degang asked.

The two nodded repeatedly.

"How about you call me Master from now on? We can have the formal apprenticeship ceremony after we find witnesses. It's not appropriate for me to be the only witness today!" Guo Degang said.

Hearing this, the two of them immediately knelt down and kowtowed.

Guo Degang walked over and helped them up with a smile: "Our Deyun Society has changed it a long time ago. Just bow. Jiu Zi Ke and Xiao Zi Ke, your abilities are too unfair. I will give you He Zi Ke. I will think about the name later!"

"Thank you, Mr. Guo?" They both thanked him profusely.

"Still call me Mr. Guo?" Qi Long joked.

"Thank you, Master!"

"Hahahaha, okay, okay, Junior Brother, Xiao Zhang, Xiao Liu, after Luan Yunping and the others have finished talking, let's all go to our house for a meal together!"

Qi Long waved his hands repeatedly: "Brother, I still have to go rehearse with Dong Qiang. The finals will be recorded the day after tomorrow. I have to hurry up and practice more!"

Hearing this, Guo Degang nodded regretfully.

Qi Long felt that his senior brother was old, just like his master when he was in his forties. He wanted to invite his disciples and friends to his house to eat and play together whenever he had nothing to do. At that time, little Qi Long was often used as an excuse for Mr. Hou to call his disciples over.

"Your Junior Brother Qi always asks why Senior Brother XX hasn't come for a while?"

"Your junior brother Qi wants to eat your pastries." In short, Qi Long, at a young age, took a lot of blame for his master!
Now Senior Brother Guo also has this tendency. In the past, he didn't like being bothered by others. He often spent the whole day alone in the study listening to operas and reading books. But now, he takes his disciples out to eat and often invites them to his home for dinner.

I’m old now and I like the hustle and bustle.

"Next time, brother, after the game, just give me a call and I'll come over!"

After leaving Deyun Company, Qi Long got into the car of his assistant and driver arranged by the company and rushed to his own big company to find Gao Dongqiang.

The company was just starting out, and Qi Long and his colleagues didn’t have the schedule to travel around the country, so the assistant temporarily served as a driver.

As soon as he met Dong Qiang, Qi Long started talking about Luan Yunping's disco, saying that Luan Yunping was trying to increase his own popularity.

Gao Dongqiang complained that his popularity did not turn into traffic, and you don’t even have a public account on the public platform.

This is true, he only uses it privately and for fun.

The company suggested that he open a public account, but Qi Long refused, saying that he did not have much free time to post anything as he usually had to look at magic software!
It is true that the company can operate this account, but Qi Long always feels uncomfortable. People are paying attention to you, not your company. The copywriting they see is not what you said, but what the company's copywriter racked his brains to think up. Is it necessary?

Moreover, surfing Weibo is not only chaotic, but also full of good and bad people. He doesn't like that environment very much, so he decided to do the same as CCTV's Sa Beining and stop surfing Weibo.

As for video platforms, he believes that he has enough opportunities to perform and does not need to show himself on video platforms anymore.

So he doesn't have any public social media accounts, and Na Yu didn't expect to make a lot of money from these two crosstalk performers who were only interested in making people laugh, so he agreed.

"It's okay, your account is my account, it's the same as everyone following you!" Qi Long joked.

"Follow me? After you asked me what your account was, you unfollowed me when you didn't get an answer!" Gao Dongqiang was speechless.

Gao Dongqiang's account has indeed received a lot of followers recently, but many of them came to him to ask him which account Qi Long's was, because he set it to only allow people to send private messages after following him.
After Gao Dongqiang posted a message that Qi Long would not open his own public account, many people directly unfollowed him.
"Hahahaha, there are a lot of them left here! Okay, enough small talk, how's your sanxian practice going?" Qi Long got down to business.

Gao Dongqiang nodded: "No problem!"

He learned to play the sanxian for a period of time when he was a child, but he didn't practice it much when he grew up. He could only be considered an amateur. He could still become proficient in playing a piece of music by intensive study. What's more, he had a ready-made teacher, Zhou Jiuliang, who taught him backstage in Sanlitun every day!

Qi Long said: "Try it!"

Gao Dongqiang played the sanxian, and Qi Long began to sing: [The flaming sun had just risen, and half of the sky came to the court.]

In the second round of the finals, Qi Long complained about the Chinese men's football team. In the third round of the finals, Qi Long wanted to praise the Chinese women's football team. Although they are both Chinese football teams, the performance of the women's football team is much better than that of the men's football team!

This crosstalk is from another world, probably in the early twentieth century, and many things related to the times need to be modified.

The crosstalk was called "Old Songs, New Singings" and had a high number of views, ranking at the top of the crosstalk rankings. It was one of the first crosstalks from another world that Qi Long had seen. He liked it very much at the time and it happened to make it to the finals.

However, as a crosstalk for the Spring Festival Gala, its overall length is a bit short, so Qi Long added some jokes without affecting the overall framework.

The name of the program also became: "I Want to Change the Program"!
(End of this chapter)