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Chapter 342 Daozu: No!don't want!no!Can't laugh!Pfft~hahaha

"Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss?"

As soon as this name came out, no matter whether it was the musician or the singer, whether it was the emperor or the ministers, everyone was stunned.

Then he looked at Tang Sanzan again, feeling a burst of admiration.

He is worthy of being a virtuous and eminent monk, and he is worthy of the name of a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty. His heart towards Buddha is indeed firm.

Just look at the title of this song, Bliss, it must refer to the Western world of Bliss.

As for this pure land, do you even need to think about it? Isn’t the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss the pure land of Buddhism?
Pure land of bliss!What a pure land of bliss!
It is worthy of being a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty. He never forgets his original intention and belief even when he listens to the music.

"Master Chen Yue, will you know this Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss? Since Yudi wants to hear it, if someone knows it, don't play it. I will accompany Yudi to listen to this Buddhist Zen music together with the ministers."

Tang Sanzan: "." mmp, what is the heart of the Buddha?What is Buddhist Zen music?The poor monk wants to listen to the music of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, and what he wants to watch is the accompanying dance of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss!
Musician: "." God damn the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, this kind of Buddhist Zen music, how can we secular musicians understand it.

"This, the villain doesn't know much about the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, so I ask the holy monk to give me some advice."

Seeing the answer from the leading musician, Tang Sanzan was not surprised.

Curling his lips, Tang Sanzan pulled away the lead musician Chen Ergou, and directly picked up Chen Ergou's lyre.

The ping-pong-pong jingle-dang-dang was played for a while, and the lyre played the effect of an ensemble of musical instruments in the hands of Tang Sanzan.

Just this tune.
After listening to the song of Tang San Zan, Li Er and Wen Wu of the Manchu Dynasty stared at each other, all in a dazed look.

"Brother Yuyu," the majestic emperor of the Tang Dynasty, almost let Tang Sanzan stutter into a habit.

"The song Yudi played just now is the legendary Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss?"

Tang Sanzun turned his head to look at Li Er and blinked.

Li Er waited for Tang Sanzan, and blinked for some unknown reason.

Tang Sanzan understood Li Er's response almost instantly, then nodded, "Yes!"

His Majesty Li Er didn't know what he understood in seconds, after all, he didn't even know what he was going to say by blinking.

just
Li Er blinked again, "Why is this Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss different from what you imagined?"

What he meant was, why didn't he hear the solemnity, solemnity, compassion and sacredness that should be in the Pure Land of Buddhism in the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss.

However, seeing Li Er blinking again, Tang Sanzan understood again in seconds.

I said to myself that you are an old man, and you are also a fellow, but you smiled on your face, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, this Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, of course, it needs to be accompanied by the dancers of Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, in order to taste the effect."

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan blinked at Li Er again, sent a signal that His Majesty Li Er didn't understand, and then turned to look at a group of musicians.

Have you ever learned the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss played by the poor monk just now?

The musicians looked at each other, shook their heads, and nodded again.

In the end, it was Chen Ergou who gave the answer, "Hui Shengseng, the piece you played on the lyre is too difficult. Although we memorized it, no one has the ability to play it alone.

However, if I wait for everyone to cooperate and play with a variety of instruments, it can restore the eight-point effect of the holy monk's playing. "

Tang Sanzan nodded, "Eight points, enough."

It has to be said that in some aspects, the wisdom of the ancients is beyond the reach of today's people, the most important of which is memory.

Memory is something that can be cultivated.

However, the ancients, especially the ancient students, because books were not popular, could only follow the teacher to memorize sentences, new words and articles by rote in school.

Over time, one or two of them have developed a good memory.

It can even be said that basically anyone who can be admitted to the top of Juren is not unable to have a photographic memory.

Musicians, although they are not that awesome, but with their sensitivity to music theory, they can work together to restore the music after listening to it once, especially for court musicians, it is not difficult.

There is no problem with the musicians, the rest is the backup dancers.

With the level of shame in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, it is naturally impossible for Tang Sanzan to dance it once and teach it to the singers.

Elder Tang is also a decent person who wants to save face.

Can't dance by myself, but still have to teach.

But this is not difficult for Elder Tang.

I saw the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty walking towards the gathering place of the singers, while stretching out one hand to his crotch to take out.

When he got to the side of the singers, he had already pulled out a long, wide monster from his crotch.

Taking the pie that was not put into the interspatial ring, Tang Sanzan skillfully turned it on, found the video of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss and handed it to the singers for them to learn.

Not to mention, none of the ones who came out of the Tang Palace were fake.

Within a quarter of an hour, the singer leader returned the pies to Tang Sanzan, and each of them changed into a well-fitting gold-threaded robe, ready to dance.

On the other side, the musicians also discussed how to play together.

Without prior rehearsal, with the acquiescence of His Majesty Li Er, the foolish monk of the Tang Dynasty just created a Tang version of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss in front of the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty.

For what this great virtuous monk came up with, the ministers had great expectations at first.

then
When the music is together, when the dance of the blissful pure land that is so shameful is danced away in front of everyone.

"puff!"

One sprayed.

"Pfft!"

The second sprayed too.

"Puff puff!"

A third followed.

"Pfft~"

As soon as Tang Sanzan returned to his seat, he was caught off guard by His Majesty Li Er.

If it weren't for the agility developed by running marathons with monsters for many years, Brother Yu, who just made a big splash, would have been smeared by His Majesty Li Er's saliva.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Coughing for a while, and finally suppressing the uncomfortable feeling after being choked by water, Li Er looked at Tang Sanzan with weird and elegant eyes, as if he was looking at a Professor Du who suddenly appeared in front of Qin Shihuang.

"Brother Yu, is this the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss you mentioned?"

Tang Sanzan calmly pulled the corner of Li Erkuan's overcoat, wiped his seat wet with wine and saliva, ignored the twitching corners of His Majesty Li Erkuan's mouth, and nodded.

"Yes, this is the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss."

Li Er: "."

The ministers: "."

"Ha~haha~ Okay, this Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss is great! It is indeed a classic song that reflects the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss. It really is different."

What else could he say besides saying yes?
Li Er said that at this moment, he is also very helpless.

Helpless, Li Er is definitely not the only one.

Xifang Paradise of Ultimate Bliss, Buddhist Lingshan Pure Land, and Daxiong Hall of Daleiyin Temple, the Buddha sits on a twelve-grade golden lotus platform, with a solemn appearance.

However, if there is a bodhisattva and arhat below who dares to take a peek at the Buddha, he will definitely find that the corner of the mouth of the sacred and majestic Buddha is twitching with a small and imperceptible amplitude at this moment, as if he has rolled a sheep's eye.

At this moment, the Buddha said that he was also very helpless.

A good golden cicada, in the ninth life of reincarnation, eating, drinking, and lassing are all under his nose. After finally reaching the tenth life, he is about to start learning scriptures, and his Buddhism is about to prosper.

The result?On that day, he watched helplessly as Jin Chanzi's reincarnation was put into a wooden basin by his mother in this life, and flowed down the river to an unknown place.

He knew Jin Chanzi's destination, which he had arranged long ago.

He watched Jin Chanzi flow, flow.

Flowing and flowing, with a whoosh, it disappeared.

It was really a swoosh sound, a swoosh sound to the screen in front of him. Bah, what screen, after the Xuanguang mirror in front of him went dark, and then looked at the golden cicada, it was gone.

In such a hurry, he searched almost the entire Three Realms, but he couldn't find any trace of Jin Chanzi.

It's just that I can only look for this matter in private, otherwise if people know that the omnipotent Tathagata Buddha will lose sight of a child who is dissatisfied with the dynasty, and after losing it, he will be lost all over the world.

Then he, the Buddha, is he still doing it?

Buddha, bah bah, he never died at all, he is also a decent person, shameless!
Therefore, regarding the loss of the golden cicada, the Buddha has always kept it secret, and never gave up looking for it.

This search lasted for 18 years.

Seeing that the day of learning the scriptures was getting closer, the Buddha became more anxious, and he couldn't show it. He was so anxious that hemorrhoids were growing on his buttocks.

Fortunately, on the day when the journey to the Buddha is about to begin, Jin Chanzi, who had disappeared for 18 years, finally reappeared.

just
Looking at Tang Sanzan who was pulling the corner of His Majesty Li Er's clothes to wipe his seat, the Buddha felt that there were ten thousand muddy horses galloping in his heart.

Nima!
Can anyone tell me how my good Jin Chanzi has such a crooked style of painting?
Also, what pure land of bliss!
This deity is the leader of the Paradise of Paradise, why didn't he know that there is such a song and dance in our Western Pure Land?

Come here, Jin Chanzi, come here, let's have a good talk, do you have any misunderstandings about the four words of Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss?
"Pfft! Hahaha!"

33 Chongtian, Tushita Palace, is completely different from the scene in Daleiyin Temple. Daozu sits in the avatar of the heavenly court. The Taishang Laojun ignores the burnt-smelling alchemy furnace, laughing again and again, laughing like a golden horn and a silver horn. , and even the blue cow in the backyard felt trembling for a while.

Like the Buddha, 18 years ago, Jin Chanzi suddenly disappeared from Daozu's eyes without a trace. This big man searched the three worlds but could not find any traces of Jin Chanzi's existence.

However, at that time, he thought of many possibilities, and even thought that the golden cicada might be dead, so he didn't need to take the West Classic.

However, he never thought that in just 18 short years, in the blink of an eye, the reappearance of Jin Chanzi would bring him such a big surprise.

Looking at the dance called the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, Daozu could imagine that at this moment, the expression of the Buddha must be very exciting.

ah!I really want to see the expression of the bald donkey at this moment in person!
No!don't want!no!can't laugh.

but
"Pfft~ Hahahaha!"

Nima really can't bear it!

(End of this chapter)