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Chapter 343 Water and Land Ceremony - Amitabha, Poor Monk Does Not Believe in Buddha

Seeing that after Tang Sanzan finished teaching the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, there was a series of "Prestige and Prestige". The golden cicada that appeared seemed to be full of magic from top to bottom.

"Beep beep~"

Daozu couldn't help humming proudly.

"Beep~ bah~ Venerable Avalokitesvara."

In Daleiyin Temple, the Buddha resisted the urge to slap the bastard who ruined his Buddhist image to death, and called Guanyin.

Avalokitesvara, who has gotten used to her image as a tycoon in women's clothing, raised her head and looked at the Buddha in a dazed manner, "World Honored One?"

"Honorable Avalokitesvara, the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi's tenth life has now reached the end of the catastrophe. Recently, Jin Chanzi appeared in Chang'an City of the Eastern Tang Dynasty. You bring a brocade cassock and a nine-ringed tin staff to guide that bastard child." , let’s go on the road of learning.”

"Here!"

Guanyin gave the Buddha a strange look, and told him intuitively that the Buddha today seems to be a little different from usual.

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Where exactly is it different, but he can't tell.

In short, facing the Buddha at this moment, he only felt oppressed and had an urge to escape immediately.

Watching Avalokitesvara leave, the corner of Buddha's mouth twitched again.

"Is it different?"

As one of the real bosses, the necessary skill of mind reading is naturally needed.

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"We are different ~ different ~ everyone has a different situation!"

Looking at the scene where Tang San was buried, and listening to the magic sound pouring into his ears, the corners of the Buddha's eyes twitched, and he directly started the detection of spiritual thoughts.

"Damn it, Jin Chanzi, you were waiting for this deity!"

After descending from Lingshan Mountain, Guanyin took the two disciples Hui'an Xingzhe and Longnv all the way to the east, crossed the Liusha River first, and then swept through the Yunzhan Cave. Marble Mountains.

Wuxing Mountain stayed for a while, and went straight to Chang'an, the Great Tang Dynasty in the East.

Along the way, he would stop from time to time to slay demons and prepare a few apprentices for Jin Chanzi.

Although the flight was not slow, it wasted more than three months.

After more than three months, Avalokitesvara descended from outside Chang'an City, turned into an old monk in gray clothes, and entered Chang'an City with two transformed disciples.

As soon as he entered Chang'an City, Guanyin found that Chang'an City is extremely lively today.

After inquiring about it, I found out that the great virtuous monk 'Tang Sanzang' held the Water and Land Ceremony today, and all the famous Buddhists in the Tang Dynasty gathered in the Tang Dynasty to respond to the call of the holy monk.

After hearing the news, Guanyin nodded secretly.

This golden cicada is indeed the most Zen-minded disciple of the World Honored One. Sure enough, even after ten reincarnations, he is still devoted to the Buddha.

Although I don't understand why the World Honored One put Jin Chanzi into reincarnation just because of a few disputes at the Yu Lan Festival meeting that day, and suffered from reincarnation for ten generations.

But now it seems that the suffering of reincarnation in ten lives did not destroy Jin Chanzi's Zen mind, on the contrary, it made him devote himself to Buddha even more.

Otherwise, how could such a grand Water and Land Dharma Conference be held to spread the Dharma throughout the Tang Dynasty?

Thinking of this, Avalokitesvara took his disciples to the place where the Dharma conference was held.

On the other hand, Tang Sanzan was dragged out of the palace by Li Er.

"Your Majesty, how many times has the poor monk said that the poor monk has no plans to hold this water and land ceremony."

Being pulled by Li Er's sleeves, Tang Sanzang reluctantly followed behind.

"Bullshit!"

Li Er glared at Tang Sanzan, "You don't have to decline, brother Yu, I know you don't like fighting for fame and fortune, but things like the Water and Land Ceremony that can promote your Buddhist thoughts and make your Buddhism more prosperous, you don't need to talk about it." Don’t tell me, how could you not think about it?”

Looking at Tang Sanzan with some disdain, Li Er thought for a while and added, "How do you say that? Yes! I think it's a decent mouth.

In your own words, brother Yu, please stop playing such an upright routine with me.

The ancient sage Lu Xun said: I have already seen through everything! "

Tang Sanzan: "." I will trick you mmp.

Damn, this is what the master said, "Heaven committed evil, You Kesheng, self-inflicted evil, you can't live?"
Sure enough, if you come out to play around, one day you will have to repay the principal with interest as a usury.

Let's have a big banquet that day, what he played with Tang Sanzan was called a coquettish, jumping into the pure land of bliss.As soon as the prestige came out, Bilibili turned the audience up.

The final result is that under Li Er's black-faced indulgence, the civil and military affairs of the whole dynasty were brought into rhythm by him, and the whole banquet was a joy.

After he was over, many of what he said at the time, and the tunes and dances he made became a popular trend in Datang at that time.

Tang Sanzan, who was a trend-setter in the Tang Dynasty, was complacent for a while.

But I don't want to, I dug a hole myself, and sooner or later I need to make preparations to bury myself in it.

Because of his central idea that fat is beautiful, and the policy of benefiting the people with late marriage and late childbearing, fewer births and better births, it is a great merit to the king and the people of the Tang Dynasty.

So in order to show his commendation, His Majesty Li Er took the initiative to prepare such a water and land ceremony for Tang Sanbu.

And when Li Er, who had rushed to bring him the good news, finished talking about it, Tang Sanzan was stunned.

Land and water law meeting?

What is he talking about?How good is it to talk about Buddhism?How awesome is the Buddha?
Would Taoist be willing?
It's not that he's hypocritical, it's really that the master of his fake monk is a fake Taoist priest!
So, who the hell is he?

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty"

Confused in his heart, Tang Sanzang wanted to hold Li Er to let him cancel this Lao Shizi's puja, but Li Er was so excited that he dragged Tang Sanzang out, and didn't intend to listen to his explanation at all.

So Tang San was in a hurry.

"Li Er, wait for the poor monk!"

quiet!
Deathly silence!

As soon as Li Er uttered these two words, the surrounding guards and maids, all of them caring about their noses, mouths, and mouths, regarded themselves as a lump of air.

Li Er turned his head, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the corners of his eyes kept shrinking and looking at Tang Sanzan.

"Brother Yu." After a long time, His Majesty Li Er said with a wry smile, "Let's discuss, Li Er's name, let's stop calling him in front of others, okay?"

Maid of the guard: "." Nima, your Majesty's favor for this monk has already gone to the sky, right?
Tang Sanzan was also stunned, so stunned that he even forgot what he was going to do to tell Li Er to stop, he subconsciously nodded, "Okay."

Li Er's expression softened, and he pulled Tang Sanzan into the carriage.

It wasn't until the carriage arrived outside the Huasheng Temple that Tang Sanzan remembered his business, "Your Majesty, you heard from the poor monk that the poor monk really can't hold the Water and Land Conference."

Li Er glanced at him, "Why?"

Tang Sanzan said truthfully, "Although the poor monk is a monk, his master is a Taoist priest.

Therefore, the poor monk himself doesn't know which head the poor monk should be. "

Li Er: "."

Seeing Tang Sanbu, after a long, long time, Li Er laughed heartily.

"Haha! Hahaha! Yudi, Yudi, your joke is so funny, I almost believed it!"

Patting Tang Sanbu on the shoulder, Li Er pulled Tang Sanbu out of the carriage and headed for the Water and Land Ceremony.

Half an hour later, sitting in the supreme position among all the monks, Tang Sanzan felt a little sitting on wax.

"Master, what are you talking about? Is this disciple talking about Buddhist scriptures or Daoism? Or should I talk about Confucian classics, so I won't offend you?"

"Ha ha!"

Su Luo sneered, "The host is sure to speak Confucian classics, so he won't offend Buddhism and Taoism together?"

Tang Sanzan: "." Mmp, it's not because of you, it's a good fake, if you let your apprentice become a monk, it's not you. Apprentice, the poor monk will fall into today's situation of sitting on wax, face, face, face, face~
Enduring the numbness all over his body, Tang Sanzun opened his mouth to look at the many monks and common people below, wanting to say something grand.

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"Monk Paina, what you have learned and taught is nothing but Hinayana Buddhism. It can only save one person at a time. It cannot solve the suffering of the world, and it cannot save the world."

The crowd parted, and an old monk led two young monks to squeeze in from outside.

Tang Sanzan: "." What?What did I say? ?I just talked about Hinayana Buddhism?
Seeing Tang Sanzan's stunned expression, Hui'an Xingzhe blushed.

Mom, what should I do if I pretended to be aggressive and failed to pretend to be leaky?Waiting online, very urgent!

Avalokitesvara glanced at Hui'an Xingzhe, this apprentice's xinxing still needs to be polished.

Looking at myself, after strolling around outside, looking at the people on the inner and outer floors, when I don't know what's going on inside, I don't open my mouth to pretend to be aggressive.

what's the result?Facts have proved that it is very easy to embarrass yourself if you don't understand the situation and pretend to be coercive.

However, after all, he is his own apprentice, so he can't sit idly by, can he?

After glancing at Hui'an Walker, Avalokitesvara turned to look at Tang Sanzan, "Monk, this poor monk has just arrived in Chang'an, and I heard that you have helped the world to save people and benefit all people, so I think you have a heart for Buddha.

It's just that the Buddhism passed down in the Eastern Tang Dynasty is nothing but Hinayana Buddhism, which can save one person, but cannot save the suffering of all people.

In the territory of Tianzhu Kingdom, in Daleiyin Temple on Lingshan Mountain in the west, there is a Tripitaka of Mahayana Buddhism, which can relieve all peoples from water and fire. Would you like to go there and get the scriptures to benefit the Tang Dynasty? "

Tang Sanzun blinked and looked at Guanyin without saying a word.

Guanyin: "." Talk, you talk, although you look at me sincerely, but if you don't talk, I will be embarrassed, okay!

"Ahem, speaking of it, the Tripitaka of Mahayana Buddhism has the same name as your monk, so it is also considered predestined relationship, and it is up to you to choose it."

Before Avalokitesvara could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Tang Sanzan, "Excuse me, the poor monk Tang Sanzan, buried the sky, buried the ground, and buried the common people. It is rumored in the world that eating the meat of the poor monk can make him immortal. Three burials!"

Guanyin: "." mmp, can you still play happily together?Why didn't I find out before reincarnation, it turns out that you are the golden cicada who can kill the world with just one sentence.

No wonder the World Honored One wants you to reincarnate for ten lives!
Forget it, I can't pretend anymore, let's show my real body!
With a sound of '唰', Guanyin jumped into the sky, revealing her true self as a woman dressed as a tycoon, followed by Hui'an Xingzhe and Longnv.

"Tang Sanzan, the deity just said something, just to test you.

Sure enough, the deity has not misjudged the person, and the monks do not tell lies, you have not disappointed the deity.

With such a character, it is appropriate for you to take the Tripitaka and save the people of the Tang Dynasty. "

Below, seeing the appearance of the Bodhisattva, monks, common people, civil and military officials knelt on the ground, and even His Majesty Li Er respectfully saluted.

The Bodhisattva didn't care about this, and took the Jinlan cassock from the dragon girl behind him, "Tang Sanbu, here is a Jinlan cassock, wearing it on your body can protect you from water and fire on the westward journey, and from falling into reincarnation."

With a wave of his hand, the colorful cassock fell into Tang Sanzan's hand, and Guanyin took the nine-ringed tin rod from Hui'an Xingzhe.

"This is a tin stick with nine rings. It is the most precious treasure of Buddhism. There are nine rings on it. If you hold the stick in your hand, you will not be poisoned."

The tin staff with nine rings fell into the hands of Tang Sanzan, Guanyin smiled at Tang Sanzan, "Tang Sanzan, the deity is waiting for the good news at Daleiyin Temple in Xitian!"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Tang Sanzan to reply, Guanyin turned around and flew away with Hui'an Xingzhe and Longnv.

flew away!

If he stayed for a moment longer, he was afraid that Tang Sanzan would say something again, which would make him unable to get down.

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"Go away?"

Guanyin played too fast, like a tornado, a set of combos made Tang Sanzan unable to react.

It wasn't until Avalokitesvara took Hui'an Xingzhe and Longnv away, seeing the figure that quickly disappeared as if afraid of being stepped on by someone's tail, that Tang Sanzan came back to his senses.

"Come back! You come back to me! I didn't say I promised you to learn scriptures!"

Tang Sanzan wailed for a while and didn't call Guanyin back, but called a pair of eyes looking at him with envy and hatred.

"That. This"

Facing tens of thousands of envious and jealous eyes, and looking at the cassock and Zen staff in his hands that are invulnerable to water and fire, reincarnation, and poison, Tang Sanzan hesitated to speak.

"Amitabha, if this poor monk wants to say that I don't believe in Buddhism, do you believe it?"

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