PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 312

Yuan Tan didn't recruit enough soldiers, and the military advisers said he was a saint.

Looking at the eyes of the generals, it seems that what the military advisers said is quite correct.

Yuan Tan didn't like it anymore, he didn't want to be a foolish king, "The truth is that you don't recruit enough soldiers, but you become a sage. Tell me about it."

Tian Feng got up and saluted, "Not enough soldiers were recruited not because the common people didn't come to join the army, but because they were overweight and did not meet the conscription standards."

Before the words finished, Tian Feng sighed, "From Yanhuang's point of view, the common people have never lived such a good life."

The civil and military people all nodded their heads in earnest, but also sighed endlessly.The lord is too holy to be so holy.

Yuan Tan opened his mouth wide, but he didn't expect such an explanation.

It turned out that under Yuan Tan's rule, the grain harvest was abundant and the fragrant pigs ran around. The people had never had such a good life, it was too comfortable and comfortable.

People in places like other princes are skinny, but the people in Yuan Tan all eat meat and fat, and they are all overweight.

All of them are fat, and their parents were all poor. Now that they have a good life, not only do they not persuade them, they let the children continue to eat.

There is a saying that a strong youth makes a country strong.

If a teenager is fat, he will not have the physique to defend his family and country!

The rhythm of the whole people overweight!
Yuan Tan became uneasy, and stood up abruptly, "This is not good, how can you eat like this one by one? Absolutely don't eat any more!"

Zhao Yun and the others all sighed. It seemed that the Lord’s troubles were different from those of the kings since ancient times.

Really happy trouble.

It has to be said that in this matter, counting from the three emperors and five emperors, all the emperors added together depend on Yuan Tan's pretentiousness.

Ju Shou sighed and said: "You can't blame the people, after all, you haven't eaten it before, and now you can't control it. Especially your fruit and corn, my lord, are all snacks."

"The main reason is still Lord Shengming." Chen Gong said seriously.

Civil and military people are also in pain and happiness, which is very contradictory.

"Why is my heart still in so much pain when you say my holy words?" Yuan Tan said excitedly.

It seems that great military advisers like Xun Youtian Feng and generals like Zhao Yun and Xu Huang all looked at Yuan Tan. My lord, you have spoken to our hearts, and our hearts are also very contradictory.

Yuan Tan said solemnly: "The common people have lived in hardship for decades, and if they can't control it suddenly, we can't blame the common people, it's because of our bad guidance."

He is also the demeanor of a great leader now, carrying everything on his shoulders.

"Yes."

This kind of burden must be resisted by Yuan Tan, and the civil and military officials all agreed.

Yuan Tan also felt more and more the difficulty of being the core. Tens of millions of people were eagerly waiting for him to make a decision. A wrong decision would change the fate of the entire China.

Therefore, Yuan Tan does not make decisions lightly.

"This won't work. We can't gain weight for the whole people, but we need to exercise for the whole people." So Yuan Tan issued instructions, "Everywhere, going deep into the village, we must carry out comprehensive fitness campaigns."

When everyone got up, they also felt the seriousness.After all, if things go on like this, all will become fat, and the army will have no future.

vertical day.

In the streets and alleys of the capital, on the podium dedicated to promoting policies, civil servants at all levels are working hard.

"Sports, come once every ten or eight years!"

"The last time was when the feudal lords challenged Dong, and the last time was the Yellow Turban Rebellion!"

The common people gathered around one after another, it seemed that Prime Minister Yuan was going to exercise this time.

"My lord, what sport is this time?"

The people couldn't help asking.

The grassroots clerks took out notices one after another, posted them up, pointed and said: "This time it is a national fitness!"

Crash.

The clerks were dumbfounded when they saw that the scene was empty just now.

"I hate exercising the most. I finally got fat after eating. I even said that I would show my ancestors when I went to the grave." A chubby man gnawed on a pig's trotter and was the last one to leave.

"..." Clerk.

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conscription field.

When Yuan Tan came here, he saw the red flags waving, and the slogans were passionate, but there were few people.

The recruited soldiers were either sleeping or in a daze, and counting ants.

"stand at attention!"

Crash... There was a sound of rummaging through boxes.

When the soldiers came to their senses, they saw the lord flinging his sleeves and leaving, scratching each other's heads, but they couldn't do anything about it. A lot of people came, and they were all fat, so they couldn't go out to catch the strong men.

in the afternoon.

Yuan Tan sat in the hall, looking at the military advisers with vicious eyes.

The military advisers were looked at one by one, and they said that it was not our fault that they were sincere, but that the master had too much meat in the pot.

It seems that after the announcement is issued, the effect is not satisfactory. After all, who doesn't want to live a comfortable life and lose weight.

"This is how to do?"

The military divisions looked at each other in blank dismay, and they had no good solution, after all, the common people were not enemies and could not be persecuted by coercion.

Yuan Tan jumped up against the case, "What the hell!"

The military advisers all knelt in fright, Tian Feng said excitedly: "My lord, you can't use robbing when you go, the strong men you robbed have no fighting power!"

Yuan Tan looked over with vicious eyes, "Who said the strong man was arrested?"

It turned out that it was not to catch the strong men, but it scared us to death.

"If we give money, there will always be someone working out for the money, right?"

After hearing Yuan Tan's words, the military advisers felt deeply 'painful'.Under other people's rule, there is no money to feed the people, and the lord has to give money to make the people lose weight.

Such a thing has never happened since ancient times, and this special meow is definitely recorded in the annals of history.

It is definitely a prosperous age now, and it is still so prosperous.

The military advisers felt that they were the ones who created the prosperous world, so why didn't they feel at ease at all, instead they were even more tired.

Yuan Tan looked at the military advisers, "Well, let me mention a few key points, you go back and think about it. But for those who are overweight, whoever loses one catty will be given 100 yuan, five catties will be 1000 yuan, and twenty catties will be five thousand yuan. !"

"It's fine if you're not overweight. After all, it's not good for your body if you're too thin."

Yuan Tan finally said.

Let the people exercise, and give the people money back!
The military advisers looked at Yuan Tan with adoring eyes.

"Master, I have to say, you are too wise." Xun You said excitedly.

Yuan Tan looked over, begging for nothing, and said, "I'm so holy, I'm so wise that I'm fattening up the people and I'm going to make them lose weight... There's no one more wise than me."

The soldiers laughed awkwardly.

vertical day.

On the podiums in the streets and alleys, the grassroots clerks came here again.

"Exercise, lose weight, exercise and lose weight!"

The people came and went in a hurry as if they hadn't heard it.

The clerks don't care, the big head is still behind, "Whoever loses one catty will be given 100 yuan, five catties will be 1000 yuan, twenty catties will be five thousand!"

Immediately, the people hurrying to and fro on the street turned into wooden sculptures, motionless, and many of them did not let go of their raised feet.

Afterwards, the people surrounded the podium.

"Damn it, the prime minister is stupid if you return the money after exercising?" the first commoner who came to the stage lost his voice.

"You are stupid, dare to speak ill of the prime minister, beat him!"

crackling.

This person was beaten and drawn.

(End of this chapter)