Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Dave smiled and stood up, pushing the big brother in front of him out. Black Zetsu slowly followed Dave.

Slowly walked out of the car.

"Boy, do you have some skills?" the bandit leader asked with a sneer on his face as he watched his little brother being thrown off the big iron square.

"However, I still advise you to hand over all the belongings of you and all the old men and old ladies on that thing, otherwise it will be difficult for you to walk out of here today. Don't doubt whether I have the confidence, Laozi was also a Chūnin before. "The bandit leader said wildly.

"Oh? Chūnin? It's so awesome. Does it have a name?" Dave asked with a smile.

"Hmph, let me tell you, I will scare you to death if I say my name!" the bandit leader said with dignity.

"Come on, say it and scare me." Dave nodded.

"I am the famous Jijibo in the ninja world, and so is Pig Man!" the bandit leader shouted.

"..."

Silence..dead silence..silence...

"Ahahahahaha...hahahahaha...hahahahahaha...laughing to death does me any good to you, hahahahahahaha" Dave suddenly fell to the ground and trembled with laughter.

Veins popped out on the bandit leader's face...this damn kid...

The bandit leader Pigman did have the title. When he was young, he was still in the Sengoku era and belonged to a small family in the Land of Fire. After that small family was wiped out, he survived by luck and He got a Summoning scroll from the ruins of his family. As a Chakra practitioner, he learned the Summoning technique.

What came out of Summoning was a two to three meter wild boar. The wild boar had the strength of Chūnin but no intelligence. He would help when it was fed. He also had the idea of ​​becoming a bandit. He had been a bandit in this area for decades and was well-known in the bandit circle.

Everyone just watched Dave lying on the ground and laughed for ten minutes...

It wasn't until Dave was laughing so hard that his legs were shaking when he stood up that he stopped.

"Um, Pigman, do you have a super lollipop?" Dave asked a little exhausted. There was still a faint smile on his face.

"Kid, tell me your name!" Jijibo roared angrily. He was actually laughed at by a kid?

"The famous Uchiha of the Konoha Village Uchiha clan in the Fire Country is the terrifying turd - Uchiha Kagami!" Dave opened his eyes and revealed the excrement-shaped Mangekyō Sharingan, his aura changed, and he shouted Haki.

"You! You are Uchiha's terrifying excrement, the Uchiha Kagami who is rumored to make all the ninjas who fight him eat excrement!" Jijibo also wilted.

"Heh, it seems you know it too." Dave asked with a smile.

"Gudong...I...I'm not afraid of you! I'm Pig Man! What's more, there are so many of us, how can we be afraid of you, Uchiha Kagami!" Jijibo looked at the younger brothers behind him and suddenly felt... Emboldened.

"You ignorant people!"

"Feel the pain, think about the pain, accept the pain, know the pain! From now on, let you feel the pain! This is Uchiha Kagami, the power of feces!!"

Dave slowly opened his hands and winked at Black Zetsu behind him.

Black Zetsu took out a large bucket of stuff from the trunk of the car, and then jumped into the car. Dave summoned the clover, raising a huge cloud of smoke. Black Zetsu opened the lid of the bucket, then lifted it up and threw it at everyone.

"What is it? Why is it so sticky?"

"I can't see it. Could it be that Uchiha Kagami used Water Style?"

"It's not Water Style. It smells bad. Let me have a taste. It's salty, bah, why are there watermelon seeds in it?"

"....Ugh!!! This is... this is... this is shit!!!"

In an instant, all the bandits lay on the ground and vomited wildly. The bandit who had just tasted it had already stabbed his chest with a knife.

"Ahhhh!! Ugh!! I'm going to kill! Ugh! You!!!" Jijibo stood up, vomiting and roaring angrily.

Jijibo suppressed the huge feeling of nausea in his heart, bit his finger, and summoned a two-meter wild boar.

The wild boar showed a fierce look in its eyes, bared its fangs ferociously, and kept rubbing its hooves on the ground while looking at Dave over there.

At the same time, on the bus.

"Here, Mr. Tour Guide, can you take me down?" the disabled old man looked at Kakuzu and asked.

"What are you doing down here?" Kakuzu asked confused.

"I was also a Jōnin when I was young. The guy driving the car is in danger. Let me help him." The disabled old man glanced disdainfully at Uchiha Changjiang who was having a friendly exchange with the aunts in the back, but Uchiha Changjiang I didn't notice it, and I was still minding my own business and chatting excitedly with the aunts.

Uchiha Changjiang is not worried about what goes wrong with his son-in-law, what goes wrong with his son-in-law? Ridiculous, even if Uchiha Kagami dies, his son-in-law will have no problem.

"...." Kakuzu didn't know what to say... Are you going to help that boy? Single-playing him from the Kingdom of Wind? Are you going to help him? ?

The disabled old man was a little angry when he saw that Kakuzu was still in a daze. That kid is in danger. There is no time for you to stay here in a daze. If my legs were not disabled, I would have gone out long ago.

Having no other choice, the old man thought of how Kakuzu was counting money just now and took out a few hundred taels from his arms.

Kakuzu came to his senses immediately, grabbed the money, and immediately took the old man out of the car.

"Boy, stand back, don't accidentally hurt you." The disabled old man was full of anger at the moment and said slowly to Dave in front of him...

Dave wanted to say something... The old man gave him a hard look...

Yes...you old man, if you want to pretend to be B, just pretend...

"Earth Style. Multiple earth flow walls!" The old man raised his Kuchiki-like hand and slowly formed the seal. Then he suddenly bent down and slapped it on the ground.

The wild boar rushed over and crashed directly into the first wall, bang bang bang, followed by three loud noises. Three consecutive walls were broken through by this wild boar.

When it reached the fifth wall, the impact of the wild boar weakened, and it failed to rush through. It hit the wall and fell to the ground.

"Fire Style. Great Fireball Technique!" The old man continued to seal, then put his hand in front of his mouth, and a Great Fireball rushed over.

Bang, the wild boar disappeared, and the white smoke slowly floated into the sky.

"Damn it!!" Jijibo roared unwillingly as he watched his wild boar being defeated.

Looking at his little brother behind him, who was suicidal and crazy, Jijibo knew that this hijacking was not only unsuccessful, but also a failure.

"Okay, you lose." Dave said slowly.

"I'll let you handle it, but can you let the group of people behind me leave?" Jijibo gritted his teeth and said slowly.

"No, no, no, you all have to come with me" Dave shook his head.

"Don't even think about it!" Jijibo roared.

"You don't seem to understand what I mean. What I mean is that you and your brothers don't have to be bandits anymore. Take your brothers, take a good bath, and go to Konoha Village Kidney Care Company to find Orochi Roku. You can work under the Kidney Love Company from now on," Dave nodded and said.

Hmm.. The company seems to be close to delivering the goods. The wild boar was very fast just now, so the delivery should be good.